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Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
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#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on American elections +4
#7 - cenderer (4 hours ago) [-]
#18 - As is this colored text. 7 hours ago on SJW's get rekt #2 +2
#35 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Spidey Sense +5
#36 - comicexplain (15 hours ago) [-]
#37 - comicexplain (15 hours ago) [-]
Why do they even try?
#29 - Spidey is love, Spidey is life. 16 hours ago on Spidey Sense +6
#7 - God yes 03/27/2015 on Mmmmm 0
#11 - Picture 03/27/2015 on Horny? +91
#193 - Please read the whole article. First off he was in th… 03/27/2015 on Dem Facts #4 0
#174 - What the **** are you talking about? I don't …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Dem Facts #4 +2
#180 - BenniEGHR (03/27/2015) [-]
OK, everything I said still stands? what is your point?

first of all Wikipedia is not a creditable source, but fuck it, we will work with Wikipedia.

1) man was immigrant - your source says nothing about it, i remember the papers the days/weeks after, says man was illegal, reason he ran.

2) False intelligence - your source says the same.

3) police yell - your source makes no mention on this, but as the police were not punished in any way shape or form AFTER 2 INQUIRES', by the IPCC (in your source), they did the right thing. A.K.A. "OI M8."

4) Man runs - here is our first disagreement, i dont remember much in the papers about the man being tackled, or on other new websites, so im still not all convinced, but your info is probs more up to date than my memory so i will give you that one.

5) 7 shots, we agree

6) point blank, we disagree but because i gave you number 4, i must give you this one, as it would not make sense if I did not.

OK so IF the police did point blank and tackle the man, they still had the reason. They KNEW he had a bomb, they KNEW he could explode it, ON THAT TRAIN, they NEEDED to make sure THERE WAS an absolute 0% chance he could detonate. Thats why the IPCC didnt press charges against the officers involved.

It was NOT the police officers fault of the cock-up it WAS MI5/SIS/GCHQ/WHATEVER intelligence provider said, "yo that guys got a bomb, make sure he pepsi when he gets on public transport."
User avatar #193 - makhan (03/27/2015) [-]
Please read the whole article.

First off he was in the country legally news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/08_11_07_stockwell1.pdf
(Look at page 21)

He was tackled and restrained before being shot
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7761652.stm

Also eleven shots, only 7 hit the head, one in the shoulder (unfortunately the link to the exact article is dead)
#5 - It happens whenever you drag and drop images into comments. 03/27/2015 on How did I do this? 0
#3 - I ******* hate ponies, but the animation of the rain is…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2015 on When you set a game quality... +49
User avatar #40 - majkee (21 hours ago) [-]
just dont look at it as a pony, think of it as a oddly shaped lamp post or coat rack
User avatar #31 - zekeon (23 hours ago) [-]
Who the hell cares?
#27 - flnonymousseven (03/27/2015) [-]
that's not animation, its a simulation.

LURN DA DIFURENSE!!
User avatar #13 - lunargreenhouse (03/27/2015) [-]
This may help solve that confliction: its not a pony
#15 - gentlemantoast (03/27/2015) [-]
Yes it is, it's this thing, and it's terrible.
User avatar #17 - lunargreenhouse (03/27/2015) [-]
It's called "Changeling". Same series, other species.
User avatar #18 - gentlemantoast (03/27/2015) [-]
Okay, it's mlp, I'm pretty sure he hates all of mlp
User avatar #19 - lunargreenhouse (03/27/2015) [-]
that could be possible. Though you should know the difference between the show itself (what is hatable about it?), shitposters (obvious), and many of its so called "fans" (which can undoubtly be hated.)
User avatar #20 - gentlemantoast (03/27/2015) [-]
Okay, I hate mlp because bronies and because I'm not really into the show itself on top of bronies already ruining everything so
User avatar #21 - lunargreenhouse (03/27/2015) [-]
Nobody has to. I just think its kind of unfair to judge anything by its "fans". I personally enjoyed watching the show and ...well not hate but dislike a potion of its fans and especially shitposters which made it near impossible to use anything mlp related without getting any hate for it. Like that guy recently posting diaper ponys.

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User avatar #13 - admin (03/18/2015) [-]
hello my child
#14 to #13 - makhan ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #6 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
Did you buy the PS4 you finally wanted?
ANd, Jesus, your page layout just gave mevertigo
User avatar #7 to #6 - makhan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I've had it since last year so yeah.
Sorry dude, I just like blue
User avatar #8 to #7 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
You lucky dude. Having fun with it?
As do I. Still hurts a lot, though..
User avatar #9 to #8 - makhan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Yup, gonna be a while before I can afford to get anymore games for it though Steam has ruined me, every game I see seems overpriced at $60 now. . Though I think DA Inquisition will keep me busy for a while.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
I just joined steam a while ago and I can't even afford the 80% off deals I'm happy coz someone gifted me Besiege - long live happy the dude! . It's kinda sad, really.
How's Inquisition? Never was into the DA games.
User avatar #11 to #10 - makhan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, not as good as DA in my opinion but definitely better than DA 2. Granted due to the plot we can't really have a proper origin story for the Inquisitor. I would definitely recommend you try out Origins as it is one of my favorite games of all time. And by that I mean when I got it, I could not force myself to sleep because I was just too hyped
User avatar #12 to #11 - rejakted (03/10/2015) [-]
Playing Dota 2 and Alan Wake at the moment. Will get it right after I'm done with either.
#1 - rejakted (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now...  I failed myself!
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now... I failed myself!
#2 to #1 - makhan ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob dude, sorry I couldn't respond for so long, I was in Dubai for a while and apparently FJ is blocked there (I can't use VPNs for **** )
#3 to #2 - rejakted (01/01/2015) [-]
No worries.   
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas...  Hnnngh!
No worries.
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas... Hnnngh!
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