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makhan

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS4, PS3, 3DS, Laptop that heats up super fast
Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
Location:Virginia
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Content Ranking:#834
Comment Ranking:#129
Highest Content Rank:#445
Highest Comment Rank:#115
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Content Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 193 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 194 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 48.5% (485/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:597339
Times Content Favorited:668 times
Total Comments Made:1766
FJ Points:33946
Favorite Tags: batman (3) | funny (2) | Spiderman (2) | superhero (2) | why (2)

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    Such majesty Such majesty
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    Hmmm I wonder.... Hmmm I wonder....
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latest user's comments

#18 - Picture 12 hours ago on 7 tweaks to Disney films +44
#52 - My own brother was born with a pretty terrible heart condition… 13 hours ago on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#2 - Dining and dashing. He ate at expensive restaurants and left w… 18 hours ago on /pol/ gets arrested +4
#2 - Yeah, his real name was Taka, meaning trash  [+] (10 new replies) 20 hours ago on 7 tweaks to Disney films +351
#68 - stormieskys (4 minutes ago) [-]
Hot fucking damn, so the scene in that pic would be even more sad. Jesus christ.
#54 - ekador (2 hours ago) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Hakuna MaTaaka
#50 - subadanus (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #38 - blubblub (6 hours ago) [-]
Wasn't taka earth or something
#35 - HOtaconE (7 hours ago) [-]
Just like your favorite anime
#27 - shrew (9 hours ago) [-]
Taaka really is trash
User avatar #13 - omegez (12 hours ago) [-]
hes just like your waifu...
#18 - makhan (12 hours ago) [-]
#4 - lhasa has deleted their comment.
#3 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
wow that's SO MUCH BETTER
#3 - Welp, I feel like a dumb-ass  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Tales of a Plumber +111
#154 - Churchandtex (10 hours ago) [-]
YFW
#43 - Anime tiddies 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... +10
#16 - To be honest, we probably should have seen something like this… 05/23/2015 on pepsi pepsi PEPSI +4
#3 - Stinky hat 05/22/2015 on fuck you Ed +1
#59 - I liked this guy at first but he started to drift a little too… 05/22/2015 on SJW gets wrecked -1
#7 - Did a bit of research, apparently this guy goes around eating …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Bane before the mask +170
User avatar #40 - xsap (05/22/2015) [-]
oh i thought it was some political corruption thing.
#34 - kristovsky (05/22/2015) [-]
I wonder if getting caught was part of his plan?
User avatar #23 - charizarddad (05/22/2015) [-]
I usually find that people who resist arrest and cry this much aren't the innocent ones. If you comply(usually) no force has to be taken and if you are innocent you have nothing to worry about. Police around here where I live are very compliant with people who just answer their questions and follow the rules.
User avatar #29 - infinitereaper (05/22/2015) [-]
>if you are innocent you have nothing to worry about
This fallacy of an argument will never ever be true. It's automatically untrue based on all the people in prison on false charges.
User avatar #47 - thegrimpoe (05/22/2015) [-]
Nigga while that could be true the phrasing is just as much a fallacy as anything. Also most people aren't falsely accused and the ones you hear about are due to the sensationalism built around it
User avatar #37 - charizarddad (05/22/2015) [-]
"Usually."
The justice system will probably never be 100% fair. I don't know the facts or much about the subject, but would you agree that people who are innocent usually don't have to do time? Obviously someone is going to get fucked over. I was just making a general statement.
#32 - odinshomeboy (05/22/2015) [-]
>This fallacy of an argument will never ever be true.
It is if you're white
User avatar #11 - runescapewasgood (05/22/2015) [-]
dont care i like how he talks
User avatar #9 - ablakguy (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh wow now I dont feel bad for him at all anymore.
#17 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
What did you think? Police were just arresting an innocent man? Lol c'mon. This is why our politicians are so shitty, people like you vote for personalities and don't vote for peoples' actions.
#30 - chadkromby (05/22/2015) [-]
Humans are fundamentally emotional creatures, what did you expect?
#18 - ablakguy (05/22/2015) [-]
He was a good boy

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User avatar #6 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
Did you buy the PS4 you finally wanted?
ANd, Jesus, your page layout just gave mevertigo
User avatar #7 to #6 - makhan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I've had it since last year so yeah.
Sorry dude, I just like blue
User avatar #8 to #7 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
You lucky dude. Having fun with it?
As do I. Still hurts a lot, though..
User avatar #9 to #8 - makhan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Yup, gonna be a while before I can afford to get anymore games for it though Steam has ruined me, every game I see seems overpriced at $60 now. . Though I think DA Inquisition will keep me busy for a while.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
I just joined steam a while ago and I can't even afford the 80% off deals I'm happy coz someone gifted me Besiege - long live happy the dude! . It's kinda sad, really.
How's Inquisition? Never was into the DA games.
User avatar #11 to #10 - makhan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, not as good as DA in my opinion but definitely better than DA 2. Granted due to the plot we can't really have a proper origin story for the Inquisitor. I would definitely recommend you try out Origins as it is one of my favorite games of all time. And by that I mean when I got it, I could not force myself to sleep because I was just too hyped
User avatar #12 to #11 - rejakted (03/10/2015) [-]
Playing Dota 2 and Alan Wake at the moment. Will get it right after I'm done with either.
#1 - rejakted (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now...  I failed myself!
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now... I failed myself!
#2 to #1 - makhan ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob dude, sorry I couldn't respond for so long, I was in Dubai for a while and apparently FJ is blocked there (I can't use VPNs for **** )
#3 to #2 - rejakted (01/01/2015) [-]
No worries.   
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas...  Hnnngh!
No worries.
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas... Hnnngh!
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