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Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS4, PS3, 3DS, Laptop that heats up super fast
Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
Location:Virginia
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Level 208 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 209 Content: Comedic Genius
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#10 - Series name is Irredeemable. Context is right here i…  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Irredeemable Best Comic +6
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#32 - izdubar (16 minutes ago) [-]
>afterword by Grant Morrison

Explains a lot.

That guy is a legend.
#25 - fverxes (1 hour ago) [-]
I read the whole thing . Thank you was a really great,but felt a little bit rushed at the end.
#31 - darknesincontrol (17 minutes ago) [-]
It had a great start, but then it got wierd.
And im not a fan of the ending
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#28 - zekeon (58 minutes ago) [-]
I, too, just finished it.

10/10
#6 - Apparently it's this character called Any Malu, and the artist… 16 hours ago on Eryodryord Sultadsok +2
#4 - Dude this series was a ******* trip  [+] (7 new replies) 19 hours ago on Irredeemable Best Comic +63
#13 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
what the fuck
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#6 - reaperriley (13 hours ago) [-]
The fuck? I need context and source.
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#10 - makhan (8 hours ago) [-]
viewcomic.com/irredeemable-001-2009/

Series name is Irredeemable. Context is right here in the first issue
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#32 - izdubar (16 minutes ago) [-]
>afterword by Grant Morrison

Explains a lot.

That guy is a legend.
#25 - fverxes (1 hour ago) [-]
I read the whole thing . Thank you was a really great,but felt a little bit rushed at the end.
#31 - darknesincontrol (17 minutes ago) [-]
It had a great start, but then it got wierd.
And im not a fan of the ending
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#28 - zekeon (58 minutes ago) [-]
I, too, just finished it.

10/10
#941 - **makhan used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **makhan rolls Elder… 05/22/2016 on Let's play CAH, click to roll 0
#940 - **makhan used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **makhan rolls Bet…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Let's play CAH, click to roll 0
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#941 - makhan (05/22/2016) [-]
**makhan used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**makhan rolls Elderly Japanese men.**
#17 - Source on the bomb thing? I'm finding nothing on that bit. 05/20/2016 on Time to post this again +7
#16 - Uhhh..... while there is a possibility that the crash was caus…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on Time to post this again +15
#18 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
not all muslims are bad, not all muslim terrorism attacks are done by muslims.
we know nothing yet, there are none evidence that vampires or aliens did this.
#596 - **makhan used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **makhan rolls 27** 05/15/2016 on Roll your pokemon team 0
#674 - **makhan used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **makhan rolls 83** 05/14/2016 on Roll Fap Game 0
#6 - Okay I'm all for self-defense and based on the evidence I'm fi…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/12/2016 on A Piece of American History +161
#61 - lostabyss (05/13/2016) [-]
i cant really blame him tho. how could you get or hold a job when your name has been slandered by every news outlet in the country?

how can you avoid getting fired when there are so many people that posted death threats and would do damn near anything to make your life miserable?
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#42 - cheeseboyofdoom (05/13/2016) [-]
Well his lawyers were really fucking expensive. Dude is probably desperate for cash.
I agree though, poor taste.
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#37 - infinitereaper (05/13/2016) [-]
I could care less after the media made him "white" despite him being a Hispanic.
Do I think what happened was stupid? Sure.
Do I think the black kid flipped his shit? Yep.

Either way, he was vilified, might as well make some money off it.
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#40 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/13/2016) [-]
Claiming he's full white is just as bad as saying he's full hispanic. He's biracial.
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#43 - infinitereaper (05/13/2016) [-]
And yet Obama is black. It's almost like the media chooses the false narrative that suits them.
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#44 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/13/2016) [-]
Which is wrong too because obama is mixed. But for a long time America followed the one drop rule.
Zimmerman was called white because he looks white, yes he has a tan but he could easily pass as a white man.
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#46 - infinitereaper (05/13/2016) [-]
He was called white because the media ants to push the narrative of white racism and victimized black people to stir up controversy, more viewers, and higher ratings. The media in this country is a joke.
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#36 - theplanetearth (05/13/2016) [-]
Is it as arrogant as forcing political pressure on a court system to try someone for killing a hopped up hooligan in self defense? Until it reaches that level then it's perfectly fine in my opinion.
#23 - asftrooper (05/13/2016) [-]
the auction is gone now. Either he took it down or the website did.
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#54 - Mortuus (05/13/2016) [-]
It's back up. BBC reported on it this morning for whatever reason. Slow news, I guess.
#56 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
Slow news indeed.
Why the hell would the UK even care about this? Even the original incident is probably too small to be covered by the BBC
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#60 - Mortuus (05/13/2016) [-]
BBC's web reporting is very easy to outrage with small american domestic matters.
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#8 - Anonymis (05/13/2016) [-]
I cant blame him for being sour after everything that happened. His wife left him, most lefties think he's an evil child killer, and it must be impossible to find work. I'd be fucking salty too.
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#32 - liero (05/13/2016) [-]
you do realize that he's a total psycho right?

im not talking about the trayvon martin shit, that was self defense but he's got domestic violence charges and a history of abusing people
#22 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
Oh, come on, this is like the time OJ wrote that book.

I know the word "racism" triggers a bunch of you guys around here but he shot a kid who literally had both hands full and after being told by the police to stop following him. I'm not saying the kid was an angel or anything but he didn't deserve to die like that.
#45 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
"literally had both hands full"

he beat his head into the concrete you fucking idiot, did he beat him skittles? was zimmerman supposed to just stay there and die?

never trust liberals, there is not a truthful bone in their body.
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#16 - sebthebrony (05/13/2016) [-]
i bet ur cum is saltu
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#62 - Anonymis (05/13/2016) [-]
oh bb
#15 - refaim (05/13/2016) [-]
His wife left because he threatened her with a shotgun.....twice
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#51 - ScruffytheJanitor (05/13/2016) [-]
Charges dropped due to lack of evidence and "victim's" wishes. You can't say for sure that it happened.
#19 - youessofay (05/13/2016) [-]
Citation or gay
#21 - bann (05/13/2016) [-]
I can't be damned to find sauce, but I saw that on the news today as well.
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#6 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
Did you buy the PS4 you finally wanted?
ANd, Jesus, your page layout just gave mevertigo
#7 to #6 - makhan (03/09/2015) [-]
I've had it since last year so yeah.
Sorry dude, I just like blue
#8 to #7 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
You lucky dude. Having fun with it?
As do I. Still hurts a lot, though..
#9 to #8 - makhan (03/09/2015) [-]
Yup, gonna be a while before I can afford to get anymore games for it though Steam has ruined me, every game I see seems overpriced at $60 now. . Though I think DA Inquisition will keep me busy for a while.
#10 to #9 - rejakted (03/09/2015) [-]
I just joined steam a while ago and I can't even afford the 80% off deals I'm happy coz someone gifted me Besiege - long live happy the dude! . It's kinda sad, really.
How's Inquisition? Never was into the DA games.
#11 to #10 - makhan (03/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, not as good as DA in my opinion but definitely better than DA 2. Granted due to the plot we can't really have a proper origin story for the Inquisitor. I would definitely recommend you try out Origins as it is one of my favorite games of all time. And by that I mean when I got it, I could not force myself to sleep because I was just too hyped
#12 to #11 - rejakted (03/10/2015) [-]
Playing Dota 2 and Alan Wake at the moment. Will get it right after I'm done with either.
#1 - rejakted (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now...  I failed myself!
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now... I failed myself!
#2 to #1 - makhan (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob dude, sorry I couldn't respond for so long, I was in Dubai for a while and apparently FJ is blocked there (I can't use VPNs for ****)
#3 to #2 - rejakted (01/01/2015) [-]
No worries.   
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas...  Hnnngh!
No worries.
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas... Hnnngh!