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    Come on baby Come on baby
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    No Homo No Homo
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    Such majesty Such majesty
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    Hmmm I wonder.... Hmmm I wonder....
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    Took me a second Took me a second
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    They actually named it this. They actually named it this.
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#2 - Quite simple, he lifts 2 hours ago on How does he do that? +2
#74 - I like being blue da ba de da ba die 2 hours ago on only the blues understand +1
#22 - Picture 2 hours ago on Gaston +1
#27 - Oh dear... 17 hours ago on im fucked +1
#3 - "licky bum bum" 18 hours ago on Some salads just can't be... +2
#20 - Sounds like that one time when I had a sore inner thigh and pu… 01/28/2015 on FaceBook; the new Walmart 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on FaceBook; the new Walmart +2
User avatar #18 - chillybilly (01/28/2015) [-]
Imagine getting rug burn on your arm
and then washing it with lemon juice.

Only it's razor burn on your balls
and you're using a mixture of lime and lye as the shaving cream.


Nair contains calcium hydroxide (lime) and sodium hydroxide (lye) which raise the pH of hair, chemically breaking it down.
For those that don't know, calcium hydroxide (lime) pretty much burns flesh. The cliche trunk of a murderer's car contains rope, a shovel, and a bag of Quicklime.
#20 - makhan (01/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like that one time when I had a sore inner thigh and put some Bengay on.

Suffice to say it traveled north.

<Felt something like this
#1 - But seriously wtf  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2015 on WOOOOOW +76
#31 - legitimately (8 hours ago) [-]
There's only one solution
#32 - keltainenlumi (8 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #2 - alfibrakiz (22 hours ago) [-]
It turned me on
#3 - ninjalllama (20 hours ago) [-]
we meet again
#4 - alfibrakiz (20 hours ago) [-]
#6 - What's the actual story behind this?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2015 on When Addy Drops The Bass 0
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#12 - anonybrony (13 hours ago) [-]
floor collapsed and there were tens of pepsi

i think it was this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versailles_wedding_hall_disaster
User avatar #11 - torky (15 hours ago) [-]
So homies be dancing at the club right? And the DJ drops a fresh beat and everyone be like "Shieet, nigga that's dope". They all go on the floor and sho' off their sick moves to get their ho's wet. The moves are so dank that the mole people attack. No survivors.
#14 - trichno (11 hours ago) [-]
8/10 must be one survivor to send the message.
#3 - Closest I figure is Iceland 01/28/2015 on At least I’m not this guy 0

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#1 - rejakted (12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now...  I failed myself!
Sorry for accepting your request so late, dude. Didn't see it until now... I failed myself!
#2 to #1 - makhan (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob dude, sorry I couldn't respond for so long, I was in Dubai for a while and apparently FJ is blocked there (I can't use VPNs for **** )
#3 to #2 - rejakted (01/01/2015) [-]
No worries.   
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas...  Hnnngh!
No worries.
I hope you had fun there. All those sexy sexy ladies in their black impenetrable burqas... Hnnngh!
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