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Date Signed Up:9/26/2012
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#132 - Tennessee reporting in. ******* need some liberty! 01/20/2013 on 'MERICA +2
#186 - I didn't notice she had a face. Looks like I just matured a li…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on bewbs problems +2
User avatar #187 - happyPills (01/20/2013) [-]
totally read that wrong. i read "I didn't notice she had a face - I just masturbated a little bit"
User avatar #190 - hydraetis (01/20/2013) [-]
You just read his mind.
#185 - Picture 01/20/2013 on bewbs problems +3
#91 - Negroid- a term that is used by some forensic and physical an…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Fabulous +4
User avatar #107 - thepandaking (01/20/2013) [-]
you're right there ARE multiple races within our species. yaaay!

sorry, not to be a dick I'm just saying it's obvious that Mongoloids, Caucasoids, and Negroid humans have different structures, but that certainly isn't the point of this thing at all.
User avatar #93 - divinecreator (01/20/2013) [-]
as well as mongloid(native americans, islanders, & asians) i forgot the one for white people it think its angloid
User avatar #95 - divinecreator (01/20/2013) [-]
*caucusoid
#90 - Look up the word "Negroid." Have yourself a laugh. 01/20/2013 on Fabulous 0
#146 - You poor bastards.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
User avatar #157 - CakeOrDeath (01/20/2013) [-]
Well this dude must be up north, here in the Twin Cities all the snow melted today, but it was 60mph winds all day, fucking carts blowing around targets parking lot, scary shit.
User avatar #319 - littlehozz (01/21/2013) [-]
crooksten and it was windy as fuck here but snowy too
#57 - >has obviously never gotten a surprise hand job while washi… 01/20/2013 on Banksy Pieces meet real life +2
#92 - How is this producing feels for you bastards? It's just convol…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Titterl -6
#124 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
If you think a kids mom dying is comedic then I get why you're a complete faggot.
#104 - ICEDgrunge has deleted their comment.
#91 - I bet he would feel this. 01/20/2013 on Titterl +1
#62 - No such thing. 01/20/2013 on fuck logic +7
#61 - It's not a trick people. There are actual human beings that ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on fuck logic +4
User avatar #107 - mucrush (01/20/2013) [-]
What about the legs then? And before the trick, she was probably all normal with legs!
#66 - The God of War made me chuckle. Good show, OP. 01/20/2013 on Every game needs googly eyes +4
#197 - Hm, that's actually an interesting idea. Would it break the ge…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Fuckin /b/ 0
#201 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
I'd have to say no, or else that would mean that you can't wish for anything with a dollar value and because everything has a dollar value you're pretty much stuck.
#215 - laspussy (01/20/2013) [-]
Then why not wish for someone else to get the money for you? You could have thousands of workers and a company. If you want you could also wish for someone to appear before you with a suitcase containing the desired amount of money or have someone else wish for the money. You can't wish to kill them but there are no restrictions against killing them without wishing and then wishing to remove the body no are there?
#240 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
Let's try flipping the chessboard.

Wishing for money even in another place or wishing to create another person with said money is still creating the money. Thus it cannot happen as the exact wording says "You cannot wish for money". The genies words can be treated with as much weight as Red Truth. With my way of reasoning the money itself is not created although a way of converting into money could happen.

If you're referring to making a wish like, "I wish for John Raynor to go and get me 10 million dollars." then this would fall under forcing someone to do something. If the genie cannot force someone to love, how can you force him to do an elaborate action?

Even If this wish does go through, there is no guarantee that Mr. Raynor will succeed in his task and you would have simply wasted a wish. It's far too elaborate a scheme for someone to pull off with only the thought of "I must get X amount of dollars" and no other thoughts.

To counter the thousands of workers and a company, if you have no starting income it'd just fall apart. Plus, the creation of humans would be similar to raising the dead so I'd assume it'd be impossible for him to do.

Lastly, completely erasing the body would break scientific laws and thus since the Genie cannot violate physics nor give supernatural powers how can you expect him to do something like that?
#105 - American currency is actually worth more out of the States tha…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Fuken arab +11
User avatar #154 - menqudoneix (01/20/2013) [-]
not at the time when this was first posted..
User avatar #106 - candlejackismyhomi (01/20/2013) [-]
But I thought the curent conversion rate for USD to Euro was 2:1?
User avatar #184 - lieutenantderp (01/20/2013) [-]
What are you, still living in 2008?
User avatar #120 - electricbaby (01/20/2013) [-]
lol not anymore
User avatar #127 - electricbaby (01/20/2013) [-]
Don't know why I'm being thumbed down; current exchange rate is 1.33 dollars to 1 Euro
#185 - Thumb for you. nonetheless. 01/20/2013 on Fuckin /b/ 0
#184 - >can't wish for money Gold, in a sense, is still a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Fuckin /b/ 0
#193 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
Would ten tons of Rhodium fit your fancy better?
User avatar #197 - makethingsworse (01/20/2013) [-]
Hm, that's actually an interesting idea. Would it break the genies rules to wish for something that is worth tons of money. It's essentially the same thing.
#201 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
I'd have to say no, or else that would mean that you can't wish for anything with a dollar value and because everything has a dollar value you're pretty much stuck.
#215 - laspussy (01/20/2013) [-]
Then why not wish for someone else to get the money for you? You could have thousands of workers and a company. If you want you could also wish for someone to appear before you with a suitcase containing the desired amount of money or have someone else wish for the money. You can't wish to kill them but there are no restrictions against killing them without wishing and then wishing to remove the body no are there?
#240 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
Let's try flipping the chessboard.

Wishing for money even in another place or wishing to create another person with said money is still creating the money. Thus it cannot happen as the exact wording says "You cannot wish for money". The genies words can be treated with as much weight as Red Truth. With my way of reasoning the money itself is not created although a way of converting into money could happen.

If you're referring to making a wish like, "I wish for John Raynor to go and get me 10 million dollars." then this would fall under forcing someone to do something. If the genie cannot force someone to love, how can you force him to do an elaborate action?

Even If this wish does go through, there is no guarantee that Mr. Raynor will succeed in his task and you would have simply wasted a wish. It's far too elaborate a scheme for someone to pull off with only the thought of "I must get X amount of dollars" and no other thoughts.

To counter the thousands of workers and a company, if you have no starting income it'd just fall apart. Plus, the creation of humans would be similar to raising the dead so I'd assume it'd be impossible for him to do.

Lastly, completely erasing the body would break scientific laws and thus since the Genie cannot violate physics nor give supernatural powers how can you expect him to do something like that?
#235 - We work more like a cancer than a virus. 01/20/2013 on Green Mars +3
#234 - Picture 01/20/2013 on Green Mars +4
#233 - Mmm...bby u no how 2 turn meh onnn. 01/20/2013 on Green Mars +8
#71 - >your granny's face when  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on America vs. Russia +15
User avatar #108 - prinz (01/18/2013) [-]
Can someone make a gif when bane hits him with his own hand and write "Stop hitting yourself lol"
#27 - Not always. 01/18/2013 on deep +1
#261 - Fair enough. Most people use the phrase "kid's show"… 01/18/2013 on feelturama +2
#257 - Says the guy with a pony as his profile picture... 1/…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on feelturama +2
User avatar #258 - robskul (01/18/2013) [-]
> implying i meant it as a bad thing
#261 - makethingsworse (01/18/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Most people use the phrase "kid's show" in a negative tense.
#37 - Don't worry, guy. I got it, and I did indeed lol. 01/18/2013 on First day of class this year 0
#259 - Picture 01/18/2013 on The Greatest Gift 0

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#65 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Happy birthday.
User avatar #66 to #65 - themurrey (08/26/2013) [-]
**** , that was me.
#67 to #66 - makethingsworse (08/27/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, stranger. I appreciate it. Time to party.
Thank you very much, stranger. I appreciate it. Time to party.
User avatar #63 - themurrey (08/14/2013) [-]
Twelve days.
#64 to #63 - makethingsworse (08/14/2013) [-]
I see you are keeping up with my birthday...
#39 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas MTW
User avatar #25 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
Yo dawg we need to hang soon. we got some stufffffffffffff



prolly be gone tommorow
User avatar #26 to #25 - makethingsworse (12/21/2012) [-]
I'll be there tomorrow. What's your address?
User avatar #28 to #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
you free tommorow night?
#27 to #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
the thing is. ive got to do some shopping with my fam tommorow. ill see how much we got.
User avatar #29 to #27 - makethingsworse (12/21/2012) [-]
Alright, brother. Just let me know what's up.
User avatar #30 to #29 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
we got no more. fak.
User avatar #31 to #30 - makethingsworse (12/21/2012) [-]
YOU SON OF A WHORE!
User avatar #32 to #31 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
we have a spliff for tonight tho. lol
User avatar #36 to #35 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
lol yeah. now were out :D
#37 to #36 - makethingsworse (12/21/2012) [-]
Have you ever had a broomstick in your butt?
User avatar #38 to #37 - fuckuberfunny (12/21/2012) [-]
all day bb
#4 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
in this 			****		 hole of a town
in this **** hole of a town
User avatar #5 to #4 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
You can find it in either the Nursing Home or the home for the Autistic down the road from me. Did you just move here?
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
been here for 7 years
User avatar #7 to #6 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
You poor bastard. Do you go to CA?
User avatar #8 to #7 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
use to go to cully unit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
Cully Unit? I've heard that mentioned before, what is it?
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
k-12th its a mess of a school. btw how old are you
User avatar #11 to #10 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
18 as well.
User avatar #12 to #11 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
lol and you have a job? sheeeeit. i gotta get one after new years. ***** so cash. gonna get some daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank maybe this weekend.
User avatar #13 to #12 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
Columbia weed can be some powerful **** , bro. But this place is flooded with moonshine. HOLY **** ! Everyone has moonshine here!
User avatar #14 to #13 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
never had it. and i know. iv had ALOT of weed. every weekend for 5 months
User avatar #15 to #14 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
I don't suggest it. I found some in my mother's freezer, sniffed it, didn't have allergies for 2 months. Why are you so down, man?
User avatar #16 to #15 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
WELL sense you ask, im 18, im going nowhere in life (and i know i can change it i just have no motivation) never had a girlfriend, living with the only friend i have. so yeah
User avatar #17 to #16 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm right there with you, bro. Except the girlfriend part. They all tend to be crazy bitches, though. We'll work on that. I'm guessing you and your buddy just smoke weed in your house? Pretty sick set up, brother. I usually drive all the way to Franklin to chill with my boys.
User avatar #18 to #17 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
No we have to go outside and sneak in the woods. we live with his family.


i hate it
User avatar #19 to #18 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
Does your friend own a car? And were you ******* buying from some ******* behind a couple of houses when a red Jeep showed up?
User avatar #20 to #19 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
**** no we aint buyin from no ******* . we buy from his gramps, who buys from someone else. and no. no car
User avatar #21 to #20 - makethingsworse (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. I'll try to hang with you guys. This has been a very interesting night.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckuberfunny (12/13/2012) [-]
**** yeah it has.
User avatar #1 - fuckingtrolls (12/08/2012) [-]
Ay yo ***** u want sum fuk?
#2 to #1 - makethingsworse (12/08/2012) [-]
Ooooh girl, you know it!
User avatar #3 to #2 - fuckingtrolls (12/08/2012) [-]
Sheeeeiiit *****
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