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Date Signed Up:3/07/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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#40 - how about 2005 runescape? I remember fighting with my brother … 05/29/2014 on Old School RuneScape F2P Trial +1
#26 - I don't think it's wrong, it's just set up to confuse you. 05/29/2014 on Question of the day 0
#173 - Sorry to hear. If you don't mind me asking, was it the bite th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Best Friends 0
User avatar #174 - pcchild (05/29/2014) [-]
Bite, didn't get an infection at all, went to the hospital in Mauritius (where we were on holiday at the time) and apparantly the doctor i got was like the 5th best microsurgeon in the world so he fixed my finger up (all nerves and movement stuff was severed) and now it works atleast ish, the last joint doesnt bend but it's alright it's like permanently in a gamer position He made like this weird contraption of strings and bandages on my finger then told me to get the bandages re-done when I came home to Norway, but in Norway they didn't want to touch it so I ended up having the same bandages on for 3 weeks then I had to remove them on my own and had to remove the 36 stitches in my two fingers on my own as a 13 year old in greeensoap with a stitchripper / scissors
#105 - There's so much bacteria on their teeth that a small bite can …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Best Friends 0
User avatar #140 - pcchild (05/28/2014) [-]
Two of my fingers (One in particular) is mangled by one of these biting it when i was 13 ....
User avatar #173 - makedonski (05/29/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear. If you don't mind me asking, was it the bite that mangled the finger or an infection?
User avatar #174 - pcchild (05/29/2014) [-]
Bite, didn't get an infection at all, went to the hospital in Mauritius (where we were on holiday at the time) and apparantly the doctor i got was like the 5th best microsurgeon in the world so he fixed my finger up (all nerves and movement stuff was severed) and now it works atleast ish, the last joint doesnt bend but it's alright it's like permanently in a gamer position He made like this weird contraption of strings and bandages on my finger then told me to get the bandages re-done when I came home to Norway, but in Norway they didn't want to touch it so I ended up having the same bandages on for 3 weeks then I had to remove them on my own and had to remove the 36 stitches in my two fingers on my own as a 13 year old in greeensoap with a stitchripper / scissors
#113 - yiffcario (05/28/2014) [-]
#125 - bionicthief (05/28/2014) [-]
I feel like you have an extreeeemely relevant picture. and why am i the only one to notice? You deserve thumbs of green good sir.
#82 - Probably, but that doesn't happen. If it did, we'd go flying a… 05/28/2014 on A string held up by... 0
#63 - A long enough string of carbon nanotubes would work without th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on A string held up by... 0
#71 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Wouldn't that same force also bring it crashing down horribly when the earth's rotation staggers at all?
User avatar #82 - makedonski (05/28/2014) [-]
Probably, but that doesn't happen. If it did, we'd go flying at (I think) 700,000 mph in one direction.
#11 - It's "the likes of which I have never seen." 05/26/2014 on Extreme Pole Skills 0
#107 - You mean famous porn star Sasha Grey is on funnyjunk looking f… 05/26/2014 on Its these things that drive... 0
#39 - Kevin Hart 05/15/2014 on There’s always room.. 0
#33 - Nice rhyme. The gif looks like that faggot comedian that yells a lot  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on There’s always room.. -1
User avatar #35 - britexplain (05/15/2014) [-]
Could you be a bit more specific?
User avatar #39 - makedonski (05/15/2014) [-]
Kevin Hart
#181 - I'll just weep silently for the loss of Chicago. 05/15/2014 on That’s how some people... 0
#68 - I had lunch a few days ago on one of the cars on the train Ted… 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History 0
#124 - Are you going to advertise to people with no money? How would … 05/11/2014 on Scumbag Zuckerberg vs. Good... 0
#65 - Oh ja? Wir essen Essen in Essen. 05/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#63 - In English, any sentence you say has as many meanings as there… 05/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#74 - I love the stuff, but it is fucking gross. It's like diarrheay… 05/10/2014 on Shhh, it's all ogre now 0
#64 - I don't think there was peanut butter in Yugoslavia.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Shhh, it's all ogre now +2
#73 - pissedoffpenguin (05/08/2014) [-]
Was about to say that,too. You even have to search quite some stores till you find it here in todays germany...so yeah. not that i'd want it, that stuff is freakin gross dont tell me its different from the american stuff, its directly imported
User avatar #74 - makedonski (05/10/2014) [-]
I love the stuff, but it is fucking gross. It's like diarrheay brown shit you put on bread and chocolate. It's good, but not as good as Eurocrem.
#55 - A guy fucks someone's sister. The someone destroys the guy…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#68 - bazda (05/03/2014) [-]
>Implying women's actions make sense.
User avatar #71 - helenwheels (05/03/2014) [-]
It was her brother who did it.
#72 - bazda (05/03/2014) [-]
How do you know?
User avatar #93 - tombobbusama (05/03/2014) [-]
I was car
User avatar #57 - lordofthesea (05/03/2014) [-]
nah dude i was implying the someone wrecked something else of her sister's.
i see how my comment was way too ambiguous though.
#53 - Didn't the sister also partake in the fucking? I wonder what c…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2014 on (untitled) +8
User avatar #54 - lordofthesea (05/03/2014) [-]
it's not her car that she totaled...
User avatar #55 - makedonski (05/03/2014) [-]
A guy fucks someone's sister.
The someone destroys the guy's car.

A sister fucks some guy.
What happens to the sister's car?

Now does it make sense?
#68 - bazda (05/03/2014) [-]
>Implying women's actions make sense.
User avatar #71 - helenwheels (05/03/2014) [-]
It was her brother who did it.
#72 - bazda (05/03/2014) [-]
How do you know?
User avatar #93 - tombobbusama (05/03/2014) [-]
I was car
User avatar #57 - lordofthesea (05/03/2014) [-]
nah dude i was implying the someone wrecked something else of her sister's.
i see how my comment was way too ambiguous though.
#23 - Thanks man! It's amazing what medicine can do. I only had to g…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Amazing 0
User avatar #24 - thegamegestapo (05/01/2014) [-]
What a great concept.

"I'm sorry I missed Lunar Relations Class, Miss, I had cancer"
"This isn't the 23rd century, that's no excuse. Take out your holobook and turn to the chapter on the Russo-Chinese invasion"
User avatar #28 - thetoasterofdeath (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I'm late home honey, Jen and I had cancer.
Again?
User avatar #44 - thegamegestapo (05/02/2014) [-]
Imagine the adverts.

"Do you suffer from Seasonal Tumours? Now with new 'Cancer-gone' you can be back to your old self in hours WITHOUT bacta therapy"

300 Yen at all good general stores.
#29 - But you can be a pirate with a USB PS3 controller. 05/01/2014 on Little plastic bricks 0
#21 - One day, a few years ago, my immune system didn't destroy that…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Amazing +6
User avatar #22 - thegamegestapo (05/01/2014) [-]
Good job man, that would have been a death sentence a few generations ago.

I wish you a long life and many grandchildren before a dramatic death in the heat of battle.

No homo
User avatar #23 - makedonski (05/01/2014) [-]
Thanks man! It's amazing what medicine can do. I only had to go to the hospital once a month for 4 months and I didn't even lose my hair.

Hopefully all cancers can become a minor inconvenience someday.
User avatar #24 - thegamegestapo (05/01/2014) [-]
What a great concept.

"I'm sorry I missed Lunar Relations Class, Miss, I had cancer"
"This isn't the 23rd century, that's no excuse. Take out your holobook and turn to the chapter on the Russo-Chinese invasion"
User avatar #28 - thetoasterofdeath (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I'm late home honey, Jen and I had cancer.
Again?
User avatar #44 - thegamegestapo (05/02/2014) [-]
Imagine the adverts.

"Do you suffer from Seasonal Tumours? Now with new 'Cancer-gone' you can be back to your old self in hours WITHOUT bacta therapy"

300 Yen at all good general stores.
#143 - Could you imagine trying to convince you SO you want to jump i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this +5
#167 - ghouleyed (05/01/2014) [-]
#106 - I might have to watch Troll Hunter now.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Trolls +1
#118 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
Top notch film, tis really good.
#49 - I have them sorted by newest first, so I didn't see the top comment. 04/27/2014 on Life Hack 0
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User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
are you macedonian?
User avatar #4 to #3 - makedonski (03/10/2014) [-]
Take a guess lol.
I am.
#1 - Milos (11/20/2012) [-]
Kako je kod vas u Makedoniji?
User avatar #2 to #1 - makedonski (11/21/2012) [-]
neznam, sum u Chicago sad
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