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majkl

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/30/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#3676
Comment Ranking:#18124
Highest Content Rank:#3681
Highest Comment Rank:#9189
Content Thumbs: 1229 total,  1411 ,  182
Comment Thumbs: 602 total,  668 ,  66
Content Level Progress: 72% (36/50)
Level 110 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 154 Comments: Faptastic → Level 155 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:1
Content Views:41028
Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:140
FJ Points:1689

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    Dogs Dogs
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    Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
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    Yep Yep
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    Safety first Safety first
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    Title Title
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    I do not like you I do not like you

latest user's comments

#6 - well it did make close FJ and do something productive today...… 03/21/2015 on Terrible frontpage update 0
#11 - when someone is trying to kick you, **** my english now… 01/16/2015 on Damn, that’s impressive +2
#32 - First off, I do not like Islam as a religion and I don´t to w… 01/14/2015 on John Oliver on Charlie Hebdo -1
#13 - It can´t. But when you are driving situations can happen that…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Ironyyyyy +2
User avatar #16 - chris chris (01/10/2015) [-]
i do, i drive at a speed that is comfortable and safe for me, and adjust for conditions, it just happens to be a faster speed than the people who shouldnt be driving in those conditions in the first place
#65 - zaps (01/11/2015) [-]
Are you a fucking moronic idiot?
The faster you are going the more rotations your wheels are doing, making it much easier to break traction from the road. Same as a wheel spin, too fast for factoring forces to just let the car go because losing traction at higher speeds is considerably easy, why do you think people who spin their wheels go forward a small amount whilst wheel spinning but eventually stop moving if they accelerate hard enough.

But well done for putting yourself in front of everybody else on the road, feel obliged to pull your own spine out and choke yourself out with it.
User avatar #23 - klaes (01/10/2015) [-]
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
#11 - Yeah, when you are going straight forward. But how often is th…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Ironyyyyy +12
User avatar #12 - chris chris (01/10/2015) [-]
i dont live in a big city, most of my commute is driving through the boonies n biways. and plz plz explain to me how speed can make you crash if you have enough stopping distance. moron.
#13 - majkl (01/10/2015) [-]
It can´t. But when you are driving situations can happen that can´t be foreseen and lead to accidents even in summer and on dry surface, not mention snow and ice. I don´t want to argue this because you cannot possibly convince me that driving the speed limit on ice is even remotely as safe as slowing down however you might be experienced.

Just take a good advice, next time when it will be snowing heavily or there will be ice on the road, slow down.
User avatar #16 - chris chris (01/10/2015) [-]
i do, i drive at a speed that is comfortable and safe for me, and adjust for conditions, it just happens to be a faster speed than the people who shouldnt be driving in those conditions in the first place
#65 - zaps (01/11/2015) [-]
Are you a fucking moronic idiot?
The faster you are going the more rotations your wheels are doing, making it much easier to break traction from the road. Same as a wheel spin, too fast for factoring forces to just let the car go because losing traction at higher speeds is considerably easy, why do you think people who spin their wheels go forward a small amount whilst wheel spinning but eventually stop moving if they accelerate hard enough.

But well done for putting yourself in front of everybody else on the road, feel obliged to pull your own spine out and choke yourself out with it.
User avatar #23 - klaes (01/10/2015) [-]
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
#96 - I think you missed word, stop or quit or something the quote d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Good Message 0
#100 - payseht (01/09/2015) [-]
*well fucking stop doing it then

I copy pasted it. The word "fucking" was censored and in the process of deleting the ***s, I must've deleted the word... sorry about that...
#11 - for the lazy ones 01/05/2015 on I do not like you +3
#7 - you can find a youtube video how to make your own  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2015 on I do not like you +4
#23 - vanledbelly (01/05/2015) [-]
I tried.
#15 - anonymoose (01/05/2015) [-]
Did it!
#28 - skulli (01/05/2015) [-]
Mine was broken, the fucking koala dot didn't split into 4 fucking dots. Now I feel incomplete
#11 - majkl (01/05/2015) [-]
#5 - Czech republic has decriminalized marihuana (your loose drug l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Opposite +2
#54 - juha (11/16/2014) [-]
#123 - It happens in Europe too you know, I would rephrase that into … 11/09/2014 on Man destroys women in subway +7
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