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magikarpforlife

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Date Signed Up:4/01/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#3155
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Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:13186
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#76 - ADHD is overdiagnosed, but it isn't fake. The way they had to … 04/24/2015 on The Cure for ADHD +1
#7 - Jacking off... That **** just gets everywhere 04/21/2015 on How? 0
#19 - Sell it for crack money after i watch that 60 fps porn 04/21/2015 on GIF +1
#90 - At least we get more than 28 days. 04/21/2015 on (untitled) 0
#61 - I'm here if you need to talk to someone. I can't relate with y… 04/13/2015 on justgirlythings 0
#25 - sauce  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on April Fool's +4
#80 - rdobet (03/28/2015) [-]
>Linking to Buzzfeed.
User avatar #48 - fistings (03/28/2015) [-]
"#14 will surprise you!"
#35 - what the **** kind of hobby is dildo making?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on For the aspiring Lannister +18
User avatar #38 - iridium (03/26/2015) [-]
You make objects which women use to pleasure themselves with. What part of that sounds like a bad thing?

#105 - Ken M (03/27/2015) [-]
You have completely changed my opinion on the matter.
User avatar #44 - sackit (03/26/2015) [-]
Well, as far as i have heard. some men do it too
User avatar #45 - mirukawa (03/26/2015) [-]
What part of that sounds like a bad thing?
User avatar #68 - masturbakor (03/27/2015) [-]
you dont want stuff you make to get covered in poo?
(homosex here, but getting poop on stuff you spend time and effort making does kinda seem like a bad thing)
User avatar #69 - mirukawa (03/27/2015) [-]
Who doesn't know how to use a dildo?
You obviously use an enema and shit first.
User avatar #115 - sackit (03/27/2015) [-]
oh, i never said it was a bad thing
#70 - masturbakor (03/27/2015) [-]
youd be surpised how many people there are who wouldnt think of that shit.
personally wouldnt go to all that effort (i do with people but not artificial objects), just whack a connie on it and we're good to go
#5109496 - buying the coins needed for the oracle strain 03/15/2015 on Play items 0
#108 - If im on my death bed i want john cena to body slam me to fini… 03/15/2015 on Good Guy Cena +2
#5108679 - buying whatever materials i need to make the oracle strain of weed  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Play items 0

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Total unique items point value: 331708 / Total items point value: 795009
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User avatar #3750 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey i like a lot of your items

anything you are looking for?
#3744 - infinitereaper (01/25/2015) [-]
Sell me your dupe Carmelicious?
User avatar #3745 to #3744 - magikarpforlife (01/25/2015) [-]
im tryna keep all my weeds, sorry
User avatar #3746 to #3745 - infinitereaper (01/25/2015) [-]
You won't swap?
User avatar #3747 to #3746 - magikarpforlife (01/25/2015) [-]
i just like carmelicious, sorry. if im ever selling it ill come to you first
User avatar #3748 to #3747 - infinitereaper (01/25/2015) [-]
oh man. Well okay. Keep me in mind!
I hope I can gather some from the others. I don't want them to be lost because of the quiters.
User avatar #3749 to #3748 - magikarpforlife (01/25/2015) [-]
i don't do much on the board, but im not gonna delete my account or anything
User avatar #3743 - bitchitroll ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
sorry not selling uniques
User avatar #3740 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
fine.....
User avatar #3742 to #3740 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i thought that was sunglasses smiley... but i don't think there is one anymore
#3729 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
can you beat this and is this fair?
User avatar #3730 to #3729 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i think its fair, but ill try
#3731 to #3730 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
i took this :/

i'll let you know if i get another one alright?
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
that's a good one to take. id give you 150 sould keepers for white widow (its a lot mroe common)
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
mind if i come back to you on that later?
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i might quit soon and give em all away, but if you wanna wait thats fine. ill give them all to you if you want for the white widow (178)
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
dont quit :/...

i kinda wanna hold onto it for now tho :/
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i got too much to do man
User avatar #3737 to #3736 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
then play it every once in a while, when you have t ime
User avatar #3738 to #3737 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
thats like smoking crack every once in a while, you cant really do that
User avatar #3739 to #3738 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
sure you can
User avatar #3722 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Thing egg has 657 in circulation.
User avatar #3723 to #3722 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
the tree monster is still 52
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright maybe resend that. I dont think ill like the thing egg though, eggs are not my thing
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Wait i denied i resend.
wait
User avatar #3726 to #3725 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
youre sending now?
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright thanks!
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #3719 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
I got cannabis easy rider
User avatar #3720 to #3719 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
what do you want for it? everything except weed is for sale
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Ill take anything from under 100 in circulation
User avatar #3712 - ronkfjoll (07/12/2014) [-]
can i trade a space dust(mine) for a cheese(you'res)?
User avatar #3713 to #3712 - magikarpforlife (07/13/2014) [-]
send it, idk when ill get to it. could be tomorrow or 2 weeks. idk when ill get cheap or free wifi and i don't see it on you're account
User avatar #3714 to #3713 - ronkfjoll (07/14/2014) [-]
donor
send the trade
User avatar #3715 to #3714 - donor (07/14/2014) [-]
I swapped the space dust for blue velvet to help lu.b
But I sent velvet+ vortex for it now
User avatar #3716 to #3715 - donor (07/14/2014) [-]
for the cheese that is
User avatar #3717 to #3716 - ronkfjoll (07/14/2014) [-]
you didn't have to send both
User avatar #3718 to #3717 - donor (07/14/2014) [-]
meh he already had 2 velvets so he will accept that easier and I tend to overpay a lot >.<
User avatar #3710 - dende ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Would you be willing to swap a Royal Cali for my Golden Shot?
User avatar #3711 to #3710 - magikarpforlife (07/10/2014) [-]
sure, i know how much you love green things. send it over
User avatar #3704 - ied (07/09/2014) [-]
2100 ore
User avatar #3706 to #3704 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
im not gonna make it
User avatar #3707 to #3706 - ied (07/09/2014) [-]
wtf do you mean make it
im not selling it to anyone else
i have saved it for you
i dont care when you get it, asling as you actually get it
User avatar #3709 to #3707 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
i have 1500 and ill give you other stuff. why is that so bad?
User avatar #3708 to #3707 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
you can unsave it, i don't wanna keep picking iron and i could use all the iron i already have
User avatar #3705 to #3704 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
***** i can't pick anymore, i hate picking ore and no one is selling
User avatar #3703 - tibtibs (07/09/2014) [-]
Iron is too precious.
But d-onor already helped me out. Thanks though man
#3684 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
How many tokens for weed?
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
idk how much theyre really worth in tokens, and it also depends on how much i want the weed. like ones i don't already have, like bubblegum, ill pay more for
#3686 to #3685 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
See which of my dupes you need/want
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
id want easy rider the most out of your dupes
#3688 to #3687 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
What would you offer in tokens?
User avatar #3689 to #3688 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
idk what is or isn't fair... what were you thinking?
#3690 to #3689 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
I honestly have no idea!
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
do you think 5000 points of tokens is enough? just put a number out there
#3692 to #3691 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Wanna ask the board?
User avatar #3693 to #3692 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
ill do 7500 right now, but if you ask the board it could go either way. im fine with whatever tho
#3694 to #3693 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
I guess that'll work. If you have one, could you throw in a gem recipe? If not, no big deal, I just really need them
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
sure, i can do that
#3698 to #3695 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
User avatar #3699 to #3698 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
no problem, thanks for adding to my collection
#3700 to #3699 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Anytime! I'll keep you in mind next time I get more
User avatar #3701 to #3700 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
ill definitely still be buying
#3702 to #3701 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Sounds good! I'm gonna head off to bed, see you around!
#3696 to #3695 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Awesome bro, thanks
User avatar #3697 to #3696 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
good stuff bro
User avatar #3682 - idrinkslurm (07/03/2014) [-]
sorry dude, i dont wanna get rid of uniques
User avatar #3683 to #3682 - magikarpforlife (07/03/2014) [-]
what if i can give you a unique back?
User avatar #3675 - trilluminati (07/02/2014) [-]
how many soul keepers for a white widow?
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
how many do you think is fair?
User avatar #3679 to #3676 - trilluminati (07/02/2014) [-]
no idea, but 100 sounds cool for me
User avatar #3681 to #3679 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
i just did that deal with someone who claimed to be you. was it?
User avatar #3680 to #3679 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
do you have a white widow? I tried to find it and it wasn't there
User avatar #3673 - infinitereaper (06/30/2014) [-]
Willing to trade weed for weed?
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - magikarpforlife (06/30/2014) [-]
No, I'm collecting weed
User avatar #3671 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
lol nah
User avatar #3668 - magikarpforlife (01/26/2014) [-]
**magikarpforlife rolls 49**
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - magikarpforlife (01/26/2014) [-]
**magikarpforlife rolls 38**
#3665 - transversalwave has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3666 to #3665 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
no problem! want any other pets?
#3667 to #3666 - transversalwave has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3663 - alfakroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for the toads
That was a very nice start of my day, to see free toads
It is very appreciated, thank you.
User avatar #3664 to #3663 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
no problem! enjoy!
#3658 - retrochris (01/04/2014) [-]
thank you for the owl (:
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
no problemo!
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - retrochris (01/04/2014) [-]
just so you know where they are going c; )
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
as long as it isn't i.ed, im okay with it
User avatar #3662 to #3661 - retrochris (01/04/2014) [-]
lol,

deleting > giving to that one

;)
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