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#172 - i have a fab torjan soldier and id throw in a blue velvet 08/19/2014 on taiwanjesus's profile 0
#170 - ill give you everything on my account that isn't weed for your…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on taiwanjesus's profile 0
User avatar #171 - taiwanjesus (08/19/2014) [-]
The only thing you have on your account that isn't a weed is the text item aha sorry no can do
User avatar #172 - magikarpforlife (08/19/2014) [-]
i have a fab torjan soldier and id throw in a blue velvet
#168 - its my only one and i paid more than that for it. that was a g…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on taiwanjesus's profile 0
User avatar #169 - taiwanjesus (08/19/2014) [-]
yeah I've got one I was just looking for another, I can understand you not wanting to part with it aha no one will part with them
User avatar #170 - magikarpforlife (08/19/2014) [-]
ill give you everything on my account that isn't weed for yours, including a rare text item there's only 24 or 25 of (and it's not gonna drop anymore)
User avatar #171 - taiwanjesus (08/19/2014) [-]
The only thing you have on your account that isn't a weed is the text item aha sorry no can do
User avatar #172 - magikarpforlife (08/19/2014) [-]
i have a fab torjan soldier and id throw in a blue velvet
#4977886 - im still buying them, i collect em and don't pick stuff that o…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4977889 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
thanks, m8
User avatar #4977888 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
while i may not have the weeds, all i'me asking for is fabulous weapon plans. for whatever looks nice. idc
User avatar #4977887 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
#4977884 - buying weeds  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4977885 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
the last weed to drop was like 2 hours ago. just sayin
User avatar #4977886 - magikarpforlife (08/19/2014) [-]
im still buying them, i collect em and don't pick stuff that often anymore
User avatar #4977889 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
thanks, m8
User avatar #4977888 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
while i may not have the weeds, all i'me asking for is fabulous weapon plans. for whatever looks nice. idc
User avatar #4977887 - poxitorium (08/19/2014) [-]
#4975064 - sorry, its one of my faves tho  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4975386 - knightmrku (08/14/2014) [-]
I mean a different weed dupe (one you dont care about) for my purple
#4974691 - sorry dude, space dust is one of my faves and its rarer  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4974877 - knightmrku (08/13/2014) [-]
would you trade for another dupe? pls?
User avatar #4975064 - magikarpforlife (08/14/2014) [-]
sorry, its one of my faves tho
User avatar #4975386 - knightmrku (08/14/2014) [-]
I mean a different weed dupe (one you dont care about) for my purple
#4973996 - i just like my collection and if im trading, im doing so to ma… 08/11/2014 on Play items +2
#4973995 - but i like kaya better than crystal rain so id want more. i kn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4973997 - metalheadnv (08/11/2014) [-]
keep it then, i had to try ;D
#4973992 - i want crystal rain and something  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4973994 - metalheadnv (08/11/2014) [-]
even rarrer
User avatar #4973993 - metalheadnv (08/11/2014) [-]
crystal literally = kaya
User avatar #4973996 - magikarpforlife (08/11/2014) [-]
i just like my collection and if im trading, im doing so to make it better
User avatar #4973995 - magikarpforlife (08/11/2014) [-]
but i like kaya better than crystal rain so id want more. i know it may not be fair, but i don't care if it goes through, im not really collecting anymore
User avatar #4973997 - metalheadnv (08/11/2014) [-]
keep it then, i had to try ;D

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User avatar #3743 - bitchitroll (07/26/2014) [-]
sorry not selling uniques
User avatar #3740 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
fine.....
User avatar #3742 to #3740 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i thought that was sunglasses smiley... but i don't think there is one anymore
#3729 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
can you beat this and is this fair?
User avatar #3730 to #3729 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i think its fair, but ill try
#3731 to #3730 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
i took this :/

i'll let you know if i get another one alright?
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
that's a good one to take. id give you 150 sould keepers for white widow (its a lot mroe common)
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
mind if i come back to you on that later?
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i might quit soon and give em all away, but if you wanna wait thats fine. ill give them all to you if you want for the white widow (178)
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
dont quit :/...

i kinda wanna hold onto it for now tho :/
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i got too much to do man
User avatar #3737 to #3736 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
then play it every once in a while, when you have t ime
User avatar #3738 to #3737 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
thats like smoking crack every once in a while, you cant really do that
User avatar #3739 to #3738 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
sure you can
User avatar #3722 - icollectraresbro ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Thing egg has 657 in circulation.
User avatar #3723 to #3722 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
the tree monster is still 52
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - icollectraresbro ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright maybe resend that. I dont think ill like the thing egg though, eggs are not my thing
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - icollectraresbro ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Wait i denied i resend.
wait
User avatar #3726 to #3725 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
youre sending now?
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - icollectraresbro ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright thanks!
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #3719 - icollectraresbro ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I got cannabis easy rider
User avatar #3720 to #3719 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
what do you want for it? everything except weed is for sale
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - icollectraresbro ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Ill take anything from under 100 in circulation
#3712 - ronkfjoll (07/12/2014) [-]
can i trade a space dust(mine) for a cheese(you'res)?
User avatar #3713 to #3712 - magikarpforlife (07/13/2014) [-]
send it, idk when ill get to it. could be tomorrow or 2 weeks. idk when ill get cheap or free wifi and i don't see it on you're account
#3714 to #3713 - ronkfjoll (07/14/2014) [-]
donor
send the trade
User avatar #3715 to #3714 - donor (07/14/2014) [-]
I swapped the space dust for blue velvet to help lu.b
But I sent velvet+ vortex for it now
User avatar #3716 to #3715 - donor (07/14/2014) [-]
for the cheese that is
#3717 to #3716 - ronkfjoll (07/14/2014) [-]
you didn't have to send both
User avatar #3718 to #3717 - donor (07/14/2014) [-]
meh he already had 2 velvets so he will accept that easier and I tend to overpay a lot >.<
User avatar #3710 - dende ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Would you be willing to swap a Royal Cali for my Golden Shot?
User avatar #3711 to #3710 - magikarpforlife (07/10/2014) [-]
sure, i know how much you love green things. send it over
User avatar #3704 - ied (07/09/2014) [-]
2100 ore
User avatar #3706 to #3704 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
im not gonna make it
User avatar #3707 to #3706 - ied (07/09/2014) [-]
wtf do you mean make it
im not selling it to anyone else
i have saved it for you
i dont care when you get it, asling as you actually get it
User avatar #3709 to #3707 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
i have 1500 and ill give you other stuff. why is that so bad?
User avatar #3708 to #3707 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
you can unsave it, i don't wanna keep picking iron and i could use all the iron i already have
User avatar #3705 to #3704 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
***** i can't pick anymore, i hate picking ore and no one is selling
User avatar #3703 - tibtibs (07/09/2014) [-]
Iron is too precious.
But d-onor already helped me out. Thanks though man
#3684 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
How many tokens for weed?
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
idk how much theyre really worth in tokens, and it also depends on how much i want the weed. like ones i don't already have, like bubblegum, ill pay more for
#3686 to #3685 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
See which of my dupes you need/want
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
id want easy rider the most out of your dupes
#3688 to #3687 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
What would you offer in tokens?
User avatar #3689 to #3688 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
idk what is or isn't fair... what were you thinking?
#3690 to #3689 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I honestly have no idea!
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
do you think 5000 points of tokens is enough? just put a number out there
#3692 to #3691 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Wanna ask the board?
User avatar #3693 to #3692 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
ill do 7500 right now, but if you ask the board it could go either way. im fine with whatever tho
#3694 to #3693 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I guess that'll work. If you have one, could you throw in a gem recipe? If not, no big deal, I just really need them
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
sure, i can do that
#3698 to #3695 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
User avatar #3699 to #3698 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
no problem, thanks for adding to my collection
#3700 to #3699 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Anytime! I'll keep you in mind next time I get more
User avatar #3701 to #3700 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
ill definitely still be buying
#3702 to #3701 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Sounds good! I'm gonna head off to bed, see you around!
#3696 to #3695 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Awesome bro, thanks
User avatar #3697 to #3696 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
good stuff bro
User avatar #3682 - idrinkslurm (07/03/2014) [-]
sorry dude, i dont wanna get rid of uniques
User avatar #3683 to #3682 - magikarpforlife (07/03/2014) [-]
what if i can give you a unique back?
User avatar #3675 - trilluminati ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
how many soul keepers for a white widow?
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
how many do you think is fair?
User avatar #3679 to #3676 - trilluminati ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
no idea, but 100 sounds cool for me
User avatar #3681 to #3679 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
i just did that deal with someone who claimed to be you. was it?
User avatar #3680 to #3679 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
do you have a white widow? I tried to find it and it wasn't there
User avatar #3673 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Willing to trade weed for weed?
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - magikarpforlife (06/30/2014) [-]
No, I'm collecting weed
User avatar #3671 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
lol nah
User avatar #3670 - partially (06/22/2014) [-]
Can i borrow some of your items like all of them and not for long forever
User avatar #3668 - magikarpforlife (01/26/2014) [-]
**magikarpforlife rolls 49**
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - magikarpforlife (01/26/2014) [-]
**magikarpforlife rolls 38**
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User avatar #3666 to #3665 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
no problem! want any other pets?
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User avatar #3663 - alfakroll (01/04/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for the toads
That was a very nice start of my day, to see free toads
It is very appreciated, thank you.
User avatar #3664 to #3663 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
no problem! enjoy!
#3658 - retrochris (01/04/2014) [-]
thank you for the owl (:
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
no problemo!
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - retrochris (01/04/2014) [-]
just so you know where they are going c; )
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - magikarpforlife (01/04/2014) [-]
as long as it isn't i.ed, im okay with it
User avatar #3662 to #3661 - retrochris (01/04/2014) [-]
lol,

deleting > giving to that one

;)
User avatar #3656 - xinzley (01/03/2014) [-]
YOURE A FAILURE
User avatar #3657 to #3656 - magikarpforlife (01/03/2014) [-]
yeah... i think its time to stop
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