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Age: 18
Steam Profile: Slatts2
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PS4
Video Games Played: Civ 5, CoD MW2, Space Engineers, Archeage, ProjectSWG, ArmA 3, Breaking Point, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: Lol Xbox Live is a joke. GG no R
PSN: Slatts5
Interests: Animu, Mango, Vidya Games, Programming, Large stacks of bound paper with shit loads of words on them, stuff and thangs
Date Signed Up:10/13/2011
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:A planet full of fucking idiots
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#57 - These are called Death Troopers there are books about them, th… 08/20/2014 on Cosplay orginality +4
#14 - Sir, I will have you know that the Xbox has been off the marke… 08/16/2014 on Meanwhile mon Miiverse +1
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#74 - That is why very few people outside my family actually know I …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Mental illness +1
User avatar #90 - littleliz (08/15/2014) [-]
"oh your just having a bad day" "pft just another emo kid trying to get attention" so many of these have i heard and it just doesnt help. especially for people suffering from depression. they just dismiss it as a bad mood. and all it does is make it worse. but im not sure whos worse those who pretend or those who use it to try and justify their bad behavior
#12 - Oh, I'm sorry about your friend. I just assume most peopl…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on This one really got to me +14
User avatar #13 - breaken (08/14/2014) [-]
I think we both got caught up in the trolls and what not, I'm glad to hear you got help. There is just so many people who don't understand what a real illness it is. It's a shame we must lose for people to understand. I just hope some good comes from all this.
#57 - garymotherfingoak (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm glad everyone's being a kind adult in this thread. rare sight on FJ nowadays.
User avatar #216 - breaken (08/15/2014) [-]
This shit is to real to be fucking around lol
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#10 - Do you have real depression? If not, don't ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2014 on This one really got to me -10
User avatar #11 - breaken (08/14/2014) [-]
You're right, I'll ask my friend who killed himself. Oh wait.
User avatar #26 - pvcosmonnaught (08/15/2014) [-]
I feel your pain. When I was in high school one of my Track coaches, who was the nicest and sweetest guy we knew, unfortunately took his own life too. no one saw it coming
#125 - satansferret (08/15/2014) [-]
He was just to fast.
User avatar #12 - magictheg (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry about your friend.
I just assume most people on the internet are just spewing nonsense to make them selves look smart.
Depression varies from person to person, I got help for mine, and did so of my own accord. So saying that people with real depression don't seek out help is a half-truth, some do, some don't.
I also suffer from anxiety, and the pair of depression and anxiety is hellish. "I have to get this done right now, but I don't want to do anything ever."

Again I'm sorry about your friend.
I also apologize if I offended you in any way.
User avatar #13 - breaken (08/14/2014) [-]
I think we both got caught up in the trolls and what not, I'm glad to hear you got help. There is just so many people who don't understand what a real illness it is. It's a shame we must lose for people to understand. I just hope some good comes from all this.
#57 - garymotherfingoak (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm glad everyone's being a kind adult in this thread. rare sight on FJ nowadays.
User avatar #216 - breaken (08/15/2014) [-]
This shit is to real to be fucking around lol
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#99 - validandclear (07/26/2014) [-]
You are triggering my PTSD!
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#1 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
Post a counter argument, ************ .

I dare you.
#2 to #1 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
Okay. Experts say that if aliens arrived at or on Earth it would most likely be a colonization of Earth. When an area, or in this case a planet, is colonized the indigenous species is wiped out, forced into slavery, or their numbers are reduced drastically. The only way to survive in the worst case scenario, would be to make unprofitable for E.T. But
if the aliens where friendly, we, as a race, would probably respond with hostility. I would hope in the event that E.T. is friendly we would be smart enough not to just go "HURR DURR NUUKE THEM!" Honestly I hope to god(or whatever higher power you believe in if any) that you are actually right and they would have no need to kill us, seeing as how we would get are asses handed to us on a silver platter in a fight with them.

*Phew* There is your Counter Argument good sir.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
On the part of our asses being kicked.
If we're against a Type 1 civilization and they lived on Mars or something, we'd still lose but probably take a lot of them down with us. If they were Type 2, we could only sit there, and get the lube ready. If they were type 3 or above...It would be like A rock (humans) Vs. GodZilla (Aliens)

Anyways, we would be so non-important to them that they wouldn't need to kill us unless they were Type 1.

Give me a reason why they would need to kill us.
User avatar #4 to #3 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
As I said above, we would probably respond with hostility, along with the fact that most people on Earth are idiots, someone, in some nuclear capable country would hit the "Big Red Button." Also a Type 1 civilization would have to either attack or try to get us to sign some kinda treaty or agreement, but chances are E.T. would be from out of the Solar System placing them at Type 2+ hopefully you are right and we would be unimportant and E.T. just leaves us alone and we leave them alone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
Bro, we WOULD be unimportant to them unless we are the only civilization to have invented condoms or something.
A civilization that can just travel through the galaxy has probably seen some crazy **** . I doubt a bunch of weapon wielding monkeys will be anything interesting. If they did come here, they wouldn't attack us. We would attack them, fail, they would get our resources then be on their way.
User avatar #6 to #5 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
Well the only way we will find out who is right and who is wrong is when they come. I enjoyed the debate. Have a good rest of the day.

P.S
Weapon wielding monkeys mad me lol
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