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Video Games Played: Civ 5, CoD MW2, Space Engineers, Archeage, ProjectSWG, ArmA 3, Breaking Point, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: Lol Xbox Live is a joke. GG no R
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Interests: Animu, Mango, Vidya Games, Programming, Large stacks of bound paper with shit loads of words on them, stuff and thangs
Date Signed Up:10/13/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#46 - You know what, at this point I don't care any more. 9/10 …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Appropriate Attire +1
User avatar #49 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
It's ok, the joke was that he said I like girls and then followed that by calling me gay, thus contradicting himself.
#41 - Why is it funny? To clarify, I already know, and I am asking y…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Appropriate Attire +1
User avatar #44 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
Ho ho, you don't get the joke and want me to explain it? No way.
I can't be tricked that easily.
User avatar #46 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
You know what, at this point I don't care any more.
9/10 you got me.
User avatar #49 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
It's ok, the joke was that he said I like girls and then followed that by calling me gay, thus contradicting himself.
#35 - Do you really not get it?  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Appropriate Attire 0
User avatar #38 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
I totally get it, it's really funny and well thought out. Truly the joke of all jokes. He must be a super clever guy to come up with such an original joke.
User avatar #41 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
Why is it funny? To clarify, I already know, and I am asking you to see if you know.
User avatar #44 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
Ho ho, you don't get the joke and want me to explain it? No way.
I can't be tricked that easily.
User avatar #46 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
You know what, at this point I don't care any more.
9/10 you got me.
User avatar #49 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
It's ok, the joke was that he said I like girls and then followed that by calling me gay, thus contradicting himself.
#33 - Yes its a joke.  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on Appropriate Attire +2
User avatar #34 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
ho ho ho, very funny joke.
Best OC 10/10
User avatar #35 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
Do you really not get it?
User avatar #38 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
I totally get it, it's really funny and well thought out. Truly the joke of all jokes. He must be a super clever guy to come up with such an original joke.
User avatar #41 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
Why is it funny? To clarify, I already know, and I am asking you to see if you know.
User avatar #44 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
Ho ho, you don't get the joke and want me to explain it? No way.
I can't be tricked that easily.
User avatar #46 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
You know what, at this point I don't care any more.
9/10 you got me.
User avatar #49 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
It's ok, the joke was that he said I like girls and then followed that by calling me gay, thus contradicting himself.
#29 - thatsthejoke.jpg  [+] (9 new replies) 4 hours ago on Appropriate Attire +2
User avatar #31 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
That's a joke?
User avatar #33 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
Yes its a joke.
User avatar #34 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
ho ho ho, very funny joke.
Best OC 10/10
User avatar #35 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
Do you really not get it?
User avatar #38 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
I totally get it, it's really funny and well thought out. Truly the joke of all jokes. He must be a super clever guy to come up with such an original joke.
User avatar #41 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
Why is it funny? To clarify, I already know, and I am asking you to see if you know.
User avatar #44 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
Ho ho, you don't get the joke and want me to explain it? No way.
I can't be tricked that easily.
User avatar #46 - magictheg (4 hours ago) [-]
You know what, at this point I don't care any more.
9/10 you got me.
User avatar #49 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
It's ok, the joke was that he said I like girls and then followed that by calling me gay, thus contradicting himself.
#65 - Fallout would still affect the mountains.  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Swiss Don't Fuck Around 0
User avatar #68 - centifolia (13 hours ago) [-]
Either way, the Swiss are guaranteed to survive with losing an inch of their territory
#64 - This is about being able to destroy Switzerland, not about wha… 13 hours ago on Swiss Don't Fuck Around 0
#60 - Nuke it enough and the landscape becomes uninhabitable for tho…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Swiss Don't Fuck Around 0
#63 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
>Nuke Switzerland for alot of times
>Nuclear snow was blown away by the heavy mountain gust into the nearby countries.
>entire Europe waged war against US as revenge for their extra limbs

Wow...just wow...
User avatar #64 - magictheg (13 hours ago) [-]
This is about being able to destroy Switzerland, not about what would happen if we did/tried. You also assume this is a war between just the Swiss and the US, it could be a WWIII scenario where the Swiss have, for some reason, picked the side against the US. The US and her allies talk about how to deal with Switzerland, after long talks they come to the consensus that Nukes are the only real answer.
Even then you assume I meant the US nuked them. The US is not the only nation with Nuclear Warheads.

There was an entire era where two nations had an arms race to see who could have the most/best Nuclear weapons.
User avatar #61 - centifolia (13 hours ago) [-]
The entire mountain range of Switzerland is already inhabitable for plants and animals. The people there are hardened to know how to preserve their foods for a very long time.
Every single fallout house has enough food to last them for months. Even more once their government provided them.
Having their forest taken away won't make much of a difference.
User avatar #65 - magictheg (13 hours ago) [-]
Fallout would still affect the mountains.
User avatar #68 - centifolia (13 hours ago) [-]
Either way, the Swiss are guaranteed to survive with losing an inch of their territory
#58 - The US military is made for fighting conventional wars, not fi… 13 hours ago on Swiss Don't Fuck Around -1
#119 - Still don't have it but, I'm a Saiyan and can just buy Super S… 14 hours ago on MMO/RPG games 0

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#7 - ziirak ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
#1 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Post a counter argument, ************ .

I dare you.
#2 to #1 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
Okay. Experts say that if aliens arrived at or on Earth it would most likely be a colonization of Earth. When an area, or in this case a planet, is colonized the indigenous species is wiped out, forced into slavery, or their numbers are reduced drastically. The only way to survive in the worst case scenario, would be to make unprofitable for E.T. But
if the aliens where friendly, we, as a race, would probably respond with hostility. I would hope in the event that E.T. is friendly we would be smart enough not to just go "HURR DURR NUUKE THEM!" Honestly I hope to god(or whatever higher power you believe in if any) that you are actually right and they would have no need to kill us, seeing as how we would get are asses handed to us on a silver platter in a fight with them.

*Phew* There is your Counter Argument good sir.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
On the part of our asses being kicked.
If we're against a Type 1 civilization and they lived on Mars or something, we'd still lose but probably take a lot of them down with us. If they were Type 2, we could only sit there, and get the lube ready. If they were type 3 or above...It would be like A rock (humans) Vs. GodZilla (Aliens)

Anyways, we would be so non-important to them that they wouldn't need to kill us unless they were Type 1.

Give me a reason why they would need to kill us.
User avatar #4 to #3 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
As I said above, we would probably respond with hostility, along with the fact that most people on Earth are idiots, someone, in some nuclear capable country would hit the "Big Red Button." Also a Type 1 civilization would have to either attack or try to get us to sign some kinda treaty or agreement, but chances are E.T. would be from out of the Solar System placing them at Type 2+ hopefully you are right and we would be unimportant and E.T. just leaves us alone and we leave them alone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Bro, we WOULD be unimportant to them unless we are the only civilization to have invented condoms or something.
A civilization that can just travel through the galaxy has probably seen some crazy **** . I doubt a bunch of weapon wielding monkeys will be anything interesting. If they did come here, they wouldn't attack us. We would attack them, fail, they would get our resources then be on their way.
User avatar #6 to #5 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
Well the only way we will find out who is right and who is wrong is when they come. I enjoyed the debate. Have a good rest of the day.

P.S
Weapon wielding monkeys mad me lol
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