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#475 - Astragalus the Paladin. 07/02/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#452 - **magictheg used "*roll DD Class*"** **magictheg rolls Pala…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #475 - magictheg (07/02/2015) [-]
Astragalus the Paladin.
#445 - **magictheg used "*roll rpg name*"** **magictheg rolls Astr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #452 - magictheg (07/02/2015) [-]
**magictheg used "*roll DD Class*"**
**magictheg rolls Paladin (Pal)**
User avatar #475 - magictheg (07/02/2015) [-]
Astragalus the Paladin.
#63 - I was pretty sure Zaku's in SEED looked like Zaku's. But whate… 07/02/2015 on OH MY GOD YES 0
#611 - Also, surprisingly, my clipboard is clear. 07/02/2015 on Press Ctrl-V, show us your... +3
#11 - So what you are saying we need to colonize another planet.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Solution +7
#20 - Soundtrack (07/02/2015) [-]
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#49 - It looks like a mix between a Zaku II and a Gouf.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on OH MY GOD YES 0
#61 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
It's a Zaku from Gundam Seed. That's just how they look in that one.
User avatar #63 - magictheg (07/02/2015) [-]
I was pretty sure Zaku's in SEED looked like Zaku's. But whatever, I was only half paying attention when watching SEED.
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#1 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
Post a counter argument, ************ .

I dare you.
#2 to #1 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
Okay. Experts say that if aliens arrived at or on Earth it would most likely be a colonization of Earth. When an area, or in this case a planet, is colonized the indigenous species is wiped out, forced into slavery, or their numbers are reduced drastically. The only way to survive in the worst case scenario, would be to make unprofitable for E.T. But
if the aliens where friendly, we, as a race, would probably respond with hostility. I would hope in the event that E.T. is friendly we would be smart enough not to just go "HURR DURR NUUKE THEM!" Honestly I hope to god(or whatever higher power you believe in if any) that you are actually right and they would have no need to kill us, seeing as how we would get are asses handed to us on a silver platter in a fight with them.

*Phew* There is your Counter Argument good sir.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
On the part of our asses being kicked.
If we're against a Type 1 civilization and they lived on Mars or something, we'd still lose but probably take a lot of them down with us. If they were Type 2, we could only sit there, and get the lube ready. If they were type 3 or above...It would be like A rock (humans) Vs. GodZilla (Aliens)

Anyways, we would be so non-important to them that they wouldn't need to kill us unless they were Type 1.

Give me a reason why they would need to kill us.
User avatar #4 to #3 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
As I said above, we would probably respond with hostility, along with the fact that most people on Earth are idiots, someone, in some nuclear capable country would hit the "Big Red Button." Also a Type 1 civilization would have to either attack or try to get us to sign some kinda treaty or agreement, but chances are E.T. would be from out of the Solar System placing them at Type 2+ hopefully you are right and we would be unimportant and E.T. just leaves us alone and we leave them alone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
Bro, we WOULD be unimportant to them unless we are the only civilization to have invented condoms or something.
A civilization that can just travel through the galaxy has probably seen some crazy **** . I doubt a bunch of weapon wielding monkeys will be anything interesting. If they did come here, they wouldn't attack us. We would attack them, fail, they would get our resources then be on their way.
User avatar #6 to #5 - magictheg (09/06/2012) [-]
Well the only way we will find out who is right and who is wrong is when they come. I enjoyed the debate. Have a good rest of the day.

Weapon wielding monkeys mad me lol
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