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#85 - You got me ******* smashed in number of backgrounds. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Fantasy Wallpapers 0
User avatar #86 - theholum (13 hours ago) [-]
I usually go on wallpaper-hunts. It's not healthy, it's an obsession. Get out while you can
#3 - I like to play a game where I see how far into the comp I get …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Fantasy Wallpapers +17
User avatar #44 - theholum (05/26/2015) [-]
I pretty much got them all..
I have a folder of around 4000 wallpapers It's not that many, really, but they're mine
User avatar #85 - magictheg (20 hours ago) [-]
You got me fucking smashed in number of backgrounds. I only have 105
User avatar #86 - theholum (13 hours ago) [-]
I usually go on wallpaper-hunts. It's not healthy, it's an obsession. Get out while you can
#10 - It was both definitely both **** this show. 05/26/2015 on its a kids show i swear ! 0
#16 - If it doesn't matter to you then why did you ask? The…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Things Marines Never Say +5
User avatar #34 - TheSkatingBeaner (05/26/2015) [-]
"Fewer people and older equipment" what the fuck are you talking about? Sure the branch is a lot smaller but it isnt because theyre the least funded, their expectations and requirments are much higher and harder to meet. Their equipment is in no way "older". The fuck do you think happens? Army gets tired of their stuff so they give it to the marines? If anything the marines are better prepared, and better equipped.
#23 - jdrinfantry (05/26/2015) [-]
That's a load of bullshit. The marine corps' response period isn't exact, they've got reserve units that will take weeks if not months to deploy, and both the army and marine corps special forces (MARSOC, Green Berets and 75th regiment and 3rd battalion rangers) are under JSOC command which has the quickest response time, so they've basically got exactly the same response time.

And I bet that infantry training is real handy for the 2nd marine logistics group.
User avatar #36 - TheSkatingBeaner (05/26/2015) [-]
Adding acronyms isnt going to make you a specialist in the fucking marines. The marines have a variety of MAGTF (Marine Air Ground Task Force) from MEU (Marine expeditionary Unit) which deploys in 15 DAYS and is 2,200 strong to MEF (Marine Expeditionary Force) which deploys in about 60 days and is up to 90,000 strong.
#62 - bigghooker (05/26/2015) [-]
that's cool bro. The airborne infantry in the army has GRF(Global Reaction Force) cycles where we are prepared to go anywhere within a day. And I'm sure other branches have their own quick reaction force. But who wants to measure our cock sizes anyways right guys?
User avatar #90 - TheSkatingBeaner (05/26/2015) [-]
I wasn't bragging man, I was correcting the guy up there, you know, the one I was replying to...
#49 - bucketofhurt (05/26/2015) [-]
Well aren't you a scary tough guy on the internet?

He added ONE acronym that isn't immediately understood by everyone.
User avatar #91 - TheSkatingBeaner (05/26/2015) [-]
And also wrong information that I corrected, didn't know I came off as tough. Thanks though, it's not like I just looked it up or anything
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#7 - SWTOR is about as theme park as theme park gets. And comparing…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Metacritic +2
User avatar #11 - fatminion (05/26/2015) [-]
WLBD is better than SWLJOP except on XLVZ when the SLDK does the VWOA.

What do the acronyms mean?
User avatar #20 - thatonesouthernkid (05/26/2015) [-]
i know swtop means: Star Wars, the old republic. I can only assume that SWG means star wars galaxy?
#36 - I'm having trouble on the 'have yourself a walk' part. 05/25/2015 on How To Do The Moonwalk 0
#183 - so it wasn't dicks. what has the world become?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Chest has been opened! +3
#187 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
lol !
#285 - I bet its dicks. 05/25/2015 on What's in the chest? 0
#662 - pro art skillz 05/24/2015 on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD +2
#72 - Uhm, the US flag was at half mast for 9/11,seeing as the whole… 05/19/2015 on Fun with Flags 0

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#1 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
Post a counter argument, ************ .

I dare you.
#2 to #1 - magictheg ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Okay. Experts say that if aliens arrived at or on Earth it would most likely be a colonization of Earth. When an area, or in this case a planet, is colonized the indigenous species is wiped out, forced into slavery, or their numbers are reduced drastically. The only way to survive in the worst case scenario, would be to make unprofitable for E.T. But
if the aliens where friendly, we, as a race, would probably respond with hostility. I would hope in the event that E.T. is friendly we would be smart enough not to just go "HURR DURR NUUKE THEM!" Honestly I hope to god(or whatever higher power you believe in if any) that you are actually right and they would have no need to kill us, seeing as how we would get are asses handed to us on a silver platter in a fight with them.

*Phew* There is your Counter Argument good sir.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
On the part of our asses being kicked.
If we're against a Type 1 civilization and they lived on Mars or something, we'd still lose but probably take a lot of them down with us. If they were Type 2, we could only sit there, and get the lube ready. If they were type 3 or above...It would be like A rock (humans) Vs. GodZilla (Aliens)

Anyways, we would be so non-important to them that they wouldn't need to kill us unless they were Type 1.

Give me a reason why they would need to kill us.
User avatar #4 to #3 - magictheg ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
As I said above, we would probably respond with hostility, along with the fact that most people on Earth are idiots, someone, in some nuclear capable country would hit the "Big Red Button." Also a Type 1 civilization would have to either attack or try to get us to sign some kinda treaty or agreement, but chances are E.T. would be from out of the Solar System placing them at Type 2+ hopefully you are right and we would be unimportant and E.T. just leaves us alone and we leave them alone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
Bro, we WOULD be unimportant to them unless we are the only civilization to have invented condoms or something.
A civilization that can just travel through the galaxy has probably seen some crazy **** . I doubt a bunch of weapon wielding monkeys will be anything interesting. If they did come here, they wouldn't attack us. We would attack them, fail, they would get our resources then be on their way.
User avatar #6 to #5 - magictheg ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Well the only way we will find out who is right and who is wrong is when they come. I enjoyed the debate. Have a good rest of the day.

Weapon wielding monkeys mad me lol
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