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maestroxevous

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Age: 114
Youtube Channel: maestosoburgerbeta
Consoles Owned: A mind controlled console. You may have heard of it, it's called the Homo Sapiens. Judging by it's resilience, it's probably Nintendo.
Video Games Played: Fallout 3, Skyrim, FF XIII, The Mother Of One Of My Friends, The Game (we're all playing)
Interests: pr0n, feeling dead inside, being a douche factory, human contact, isolation, victory, defeat, silliness, tomfoolery, shenanigans, fucking around, pulling your leg, pulling mine own leg, lewd jokes, bawdy humour, monogamy (despite what my friends think)
Date Signed Up:3/31/2012
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Nowhereland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17547
Highest Content Rank:#8935
Highest Comment Rank:#6798
Content Thumbs: 16 total,  44 ,  28
Comment Thumbs: 925 total,  1187 ,  262
Content Level Progress: 23.72% (14/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 186 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:2
Content Views:3675
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:819
FJ Points:943
An assortment of carbon-based molecules modelled into various tissues, which managed to form a humanoid organism. Cut me open and take a look if you don't believe me.

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    Can you name them all? Can you name them all?

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#138 - "i 8 pi" Sound it out.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2015 on homers a genius +3
#168 - trustust has deleted their comment.
User avatar #162 - anonymoose (06/25/2015) [-]
i 8 sum pi*
User avatar #147 - asmodeu (06/25/2015) [-]
But houw d'ya get i frum thu squere rout uf meinus 1 ? Dat's cheatin !
User avatar #152 - hotschurl (06/25/2015) [-]
i be an imaginehry numbah and the squehr rouut o' meinus 1 m8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_number
User avatar #153 - asmodeu (06/25/2015) [-]
But noh, dey imagind dat ! Dat's nut faer.
#146 - cadderly (06/25/2015) [-]
But sigma is sum
i 8 sum pi
I'm sorry.
#139 - sturmbeard (06/25/2015) [-]
u did good
#748 - **maestroxevous used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **maestroxevous… 06/18/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin 0
#105 - inb4 dat sweet Kush, doe. 06/16/2015 on the power of leaves! 0
#185 - Gah! That's horrifying. 06/15/2015 on maestroxevous's profile 0
#58 - Plane fueled, passengers seated, flight attendants doing round…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Engineering +4
#89 - John Cena (05/31/2015) [-]
Better safe than sorry, comrade
User avatar #75 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/30/2015) [-]
you get free vodka, but survival is not guaranteed
#180 - So bad. 05/30/2015 on maestroxevous's profile 0
#889 - hEEEEY!!! autiSM IS nO joke! its a vERY SERIOUS ISSUE! yOU INS… 05/27/2015 on Beat ADDY's autism contest 0
#396 - Is it you, floran?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Furries and Agendered... +1
#457 - floran (05/18/2015) [-]
no, is just a human trying to improve
#194 - No, Hitler killed Hitler. 05/12/2015 on Is there good behind evil? 0
#245 - I've been watching too much GTA 5... I read that in Michael's voice.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Metal Solid Erection: Soft... 0
User avatar #246 - denniswilles (05/12/2015) [-]
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

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#185 to #184 - maestroxevous (06/15/2015) [-]
Gah! That's horrifying.
Gah! That's horrifying.
#183 - knarlyfish (06/14/2015) [-]
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
#179 - knarlyfish (05/30/2015) [-]
I found it.
User avatar #180 to #179 - maestroxevous (05/30/2015) [-]
So bad.
#171 - leedledee (04/24/2015) [-]
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#170 - knarlyfish (04/23/2015) [-]
Coldsteel
#169 - knarlyfish (04/11/2015) [-]
Best part: this is a woodech.
Best part: this is a woodech.
User avatar #167 to #166 - maestroxevous (04/01/2015) [-]
What the avian **** ?
#165 - knarlyfish (03/27/2015) [-]
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