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#216 - Seriously OP...  [+] (2 replies) 08/23/2012 on no mom, no +6
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#219 - Prada (08/23/2012) [-]
But it's my first ever OC... okay.jpg
#223 - maddoctor (08/23/2012) [-]
Sure! Here you go!
#36 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 replies) 08/22/2012 on religion -2
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#50 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"the Bible, something you probably have never touched in your life."

Read it from one end to another. Held strong faith even when I was ridiculed by my peers for it.
You have not the slightest idea who the man you're talking to actually is.
You just do not know me.
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#48 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
The bible is a book written by humans and therefore inherently flawed, even by your idiotic theological logic. In my eyes it's nothing but instrumentalised, cannibalized and forged drivel, I'll be honest, but even your madly arrogant "faith" never states he allows you any amount of divining and understanding what your supposed "god" is or is like.
Even being the organised mental sickness that all religion is, yours fails at being a properly interesting one.

" I didn't need to "uphold" the argument. There is no argument with you. It was you being ignorant and bashing people because they have faith, and me bashing you for not having faith. Then I realized, I don't need to argue with you, I could just pray for you, so it was pointless to continue."

You called me a coward. No. You are a coward, fleeing from me, from reality, from your own mind, logic and self. What a waste of human potential you are.

From the innermost place of my heart, I pity you.
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#77 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I said what I had to say, I meant every single word of it and I stand by it until reality itself proves me wrong.
So have your false god and blind faith, shut your mind from the true wonders of existence in this universe. You limit only yourself.
Your loss means nothing to me.

There's nothing more to say.
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 replies) 08/22/2012 on religion -3
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#42 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"so anything you say is immediately discredited."
Is that what you'd like to believe? I'm sure you'd love that to be true. Would fit right into your bigoted, overly simplified little ideological worldview.
Even a completely uneducated and illiterate retard can say things that are absolutely and indubitably true. No offense to you here, moonseye, not implying anything in any way, just stating a technical point.

"And, yes, God gave you permission to do whatever you want."
He did not. He did not even give us consciousness nor free will and punished us with death when we took it, according to your little fairytale.
A tyrant, nothing else.
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#49 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries. Even if I were an uneducated, illiterate retard, I'd still be smarter than that Christian zealot.
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#51 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. Nothing worse than a mind as clogged with unreason as a highway restaurant's toilet is with shit.

In other news, Hellsing is fucking awesome. :)
#52 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, true.

And yes, Hellsing is possibly the best anime ever. (The intro song is so classy, too :D)
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#56 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm not huge on anime, but Hellsing is an exceptional piece. Story, characters, storytelling, animation, any way you look at it it's excellent.

Haven't watched it in ages, though.
#60 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
And the dub is amazing, better than any other in my opinion.

I don't watch too much anymore, but I do watch YouTube clips or AMV's when I'm bored.
#38 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
So, it's common sense to beg for forgiveness from some malevolent deity? Just for being human? Sorry, I'd rather trust the guys in labcoats making life better for everyone. Unlike your useless religious organizations, forcing people to make up to some nonexistent bastard, lest they burn forever.

Pfft, fuck off, and may your asslicking king bless you for being a huge cockmonger.
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 reply) 08/22/2012 on religion -2
#37 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Nothing of what you said holds any truth. Of course, you don't believe me, and I wouldn't expect you to with your impressive track record of dismissing reality and evidence and only believing what you want to, but for me your flawed and biased perceptions are nothing short of grotesquely comical to the point of enjoyable amusement.

You did step up to nothing. You stumbled around at best.
Your deluded stammering, stuttering, spluttering is not even nearly enough to enrage me. It's just like bland cookie dough around the delicious chocolate chips that are your hilarious logical flaws and mistakes. Mhmmmm. :)

How blind can I be? The question is how deluded can YOU be to think you see something that cannot be seen?
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (15 replies) 08/22/2012 on religion -2
#32 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
What argument?
The one you couldn't uphold for the love of the heavens just a few inches of screen upwards? You mean that one? lol.

Also the arrogance of how you presume to know what "god" wants.
How could you ever grasp and conceive such an absolute entity, were it real?

You're just full of shit, every inch of you.
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#50 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"the Bible, something you probably have never touched in your life."

Read it from one end to another. Held strong faith even when I was ridiculed by my peers for it.
You have not the slightest idea who the man you're talking to actually is.
You just do not know me.
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#48 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
The bible is a book written by humans and therefore inherently flawed, even by your idiotic theological logic. In my eyes it's nothing but instrumentalised, cannibalized and forged drivel, I'll be honest, but even your madly arrogant "faith" never states he allows you any amount of divining and understanding what your supposed "god" is or is like.
Even being the organised mental sickness that all religion is, yours fails at being a properly interesting one.

" I didn't need to "uphold" the argument. There is no argument with you. It was you being ignorant and bashing people because they have faith, and me bashing you for not having faith. Then I realized, I don't need to argue with you, I could just pray for you, so it was pointless to continue."

You called me a coward. No. You are a coward, fleeing from me, from reality, from your own mind, logic and self. What a waste of human potential you are.

From the innermost place of my heart, I pity you.
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#77 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I said what I had to say, I meant every single word of it and I stand by it until reality itself proves me wrong.
So have your false god and blind faith, shut your mind from the true wonders of existence in this universe. You limit only yourself.
Your loss means nothing to me.

There's nothing more to say.
#29 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Have you ever gotten your hair cut? Ever worn a shirt with 2 different colors or fabrics on them? Ever lied? Apparently, your "God" didn't intend for that, either. Hmm, maybe I'll sell my daughter into slavery, then beat my neighbor to death for growing two different plants side by side. After all, God gave me permission.

You're a fucking hypocrite, lurk moar before trying to shove your, "religious logic" in my face.
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#42 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"so anything you say is immediately discredited."
Is that what you'd like to believe? I'm sure you'd love that to be true. Would fit right into your bigoted, overly simplified little ideological worldview.
Even a completely uneducated and illiterate retard can say things that are absolutely and indubitably true. No offense to you here, moonseye, not implying anything in any way, just stating a technical point.

"And, yes, God gave you permission to do whatever you want."
He did not. He did not even give us consciousness nor free will and punished us with death when we took it, according to your little fairytale.
A tyrant, nothing else.
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#49 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries. Even if I were an uneducated, illiterate retard, I'd still be smarter than that Christian zealot.
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#51 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. Nothing worse than a mind as clogged with unreason as a highway restaurant's toilet is with shit.

In other news, Hellsing is fucking awesome. :)
#52 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, true.

And yes, Hellsing is possibly the best anime ever. (The intro song is so classy, too :D)
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#56 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm not huge on anime, but Hellsing is an exceptional piece. Story, characters, storytelling, animation, any way you look at it it's excellent.

Haven't watched it in ages, though.
#60 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
And the dub is amazing, better than any other in my opinion.

I don't watch too much anymore, but I do watch YouTube clips or AMV's when I'm bored.
#38 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
So, it's common sense to beg for forgiveness from some malevolent deity? Just for being human? Sorry, I'd rather trust the guys in labcoats making life better for everyone. Unlike your useless religious organizations, forcing people to make up to some nonexistent bastard, lest they burn forever.

Pfft, fuck off, and may your asslicking king bless you for being a huge cockmonger.
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (34 replies) 08/22/2012 on religion -2
#80 - NolanNasty (08/23/2012) [-]
I didn''t think christians were supposed to hate? Didn't Jesus preach about love towards everyone? even the gays I bet you have also worn chlothes made by two or more different fabrics...havent you? that's a sin you know But luckily god loves you enough to award you with an eternity in hell for it =)
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#105 - NolanNasty (08/24/2012) [-]
I am actually well educated on the christian religion as i find certain aspects quite facinating, however you are the worst kind of christian, angry and butthurt also, you can hardly call me arrogant, just look at your comment #18 why don't you try to look at things with an open mind?

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
#44 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
dude, what the fuck?? you call yourself a Christian,yet you say you hate people who don't believe in God? Aren't Christians supposed to respect other peoples opinions? You know,that whole "what you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me" sort of thing?
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#58 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I like you, anon. You bring out the best out of even that insane shitpile that is christianity.
#24 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Would you believe I actually forgot to upload the eightstar? I did.
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#23 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
"All you do is insult and regress to your sad pathetic arrogant ways."
The hypocrisy is strong is you. At least as strong as the butthurt.
I don't need this verbal sparring with you ignorant prick, as you fail to produce anything worth even properly reflecting.
EVERYTHING you have listed is or contains a logical fallacy, and that my friend, is a fucking achievement in and of itself.

As far as I can tell, I'm not wrong. There is nothing that would lead to that conclusion. There is no reason that would make me think so, and to think of it without reason is the very fallacy I belittled you for.
You, on the other hand, believe in something you cannot see, hear, feel or in any other way quantifiable way sense or experience. You believe in something that's existence can neither be observed nor inferred.

You base your decisions and choices in life on something you have no reason to think even exists.
You are insane, in the very definition of the word, as is everyone else committing to unreason and irrationality. 90% of mankind you say? Yeah, probably true. Fucking shame if you think about it..

And I am as disrespectful as I fucking want to be.
Especially in your case, you deserved every last ounce of disrespect I gave you back.

"Even though I hate people who don't believe in God"
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself even thinking that, much more actually voicing it.

May you find sanity, lost sheep.
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#37 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Nothing of what you said holds any truth. Of course, you don't believe me, and I wouldn't expect you to with your impressive track record of dismissing reality and evidence and only believing what you want to, but for me your flawed and biased perceptions are nothing short of grotesquely comical to the point of enjoyable amusement.

You did step up to nothing. You stumbled around at best.
Your deluded stammering, stuttering, spluttering is not even nearly enough to enrage me. It's just like bland cookie dough around the delicious chocolate chips that are your hilarious logical flaws and mistakes. Mhmmmm. :)

How blind can I be? The question is how deluded can YOU be to think you see something that cannot be seen?
#21 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
You stupid fucks give religion a bad name. You act like a super controlling soccer mom by adding God Bless You at the end, as if trying to shove it down his throat. Atheist scientists have done more for our community in the last 100 years than Christians have in the last 4000. Hundreds of you dumbfucks eat fried chicken to fight homosexuality, too, while atheists continue to advance our society.

What the fuck have you done lately?

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#32 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
What argument?
The one you couldn't uphold for the love of the heavens just a few inches of screen upwards? You mean that one? lol.

Also the arrogance of how you presume to know what "god" wants.
How could you ever grasp and conceive such an absolute entity, were it real?

You're just full of shit, every inch of you.
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#50 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"the Bible, something you probably have never touched in your life."

Read it from one end to another. Held strong faith even when I was ridiculed by my peers for it.
You have not the slightest idea who the man you're talking to actually is.
You just do not know me.
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#48 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
The bible is a book written by humans and therefore inherently flawed, even by your idiotic theological logic. In my eyes it's nothing but instrumentalised, cannibalized and forged drivel, I'll be honest, but even your madly arrogant "faith" never states he allows you any amount of divining and understanding what your supposed "god" is or is like.
Even being the organised mental sickness that all religion is, yours fails at being a properly interesting one.

" I didn't need to "uphold" the argument. There is no argument with you. It was you being ignorant and bashing people because they have faith, and me bashing you for not having faith. Then I realized, I don't need to argue with you, I could just pray for you, so it was pointless to continue."

You called me a coward. No. You are a coward, fleeing from me, from reality, from your own mind, logic and self. What a waste of human potential you are.

From the innermost place of my heart, I pity you.
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#77 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I said what I had to say, I meant every single word of it and I stand by it until reality itself proves me wrong.
So have your false god and blind faith, shut your mind from the true wonders of existence in this universe. You limit only yourself.
Your loss means nothing to me.

There's nothing more to say.
#29 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Have you ever gotten your hair cut? Ever worn a shirt with 2 different colors or fabrics on them? Ever lied? Apparently, your "God" didn't intend for that, either. Hmm, maybe I'll sell my daughter into slavery, then beat my neighbor to death for growing two different plants side by side. After all, God gave me permission.

You're a fucking hypocrite, lurk moar before trying to shove your, "religious logic" in my face.
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#42 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"so anything you say is immediately discredited."
Is that what you'd like to believe? I'm sure you'd love that to be true. Would fit right into your bigoted, overly simplified little ideological worldview.
Even a completely uneducated and illiterate retard can say things that are absolutely and indubitably true. No offense to you here, moonseye, not implying anything in any way, just stating a technical point.

"And, yes, God gave you permission to do whatever you want."
He did not. He did not even give us consciousness nor free will and punished us with death when we took it, according to your little fairytale.
A tyrant, nothing else.
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#49 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries. Even if I were an uneducated, illiterate retard, I'd still be smarter than that Christian zealot.
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#51 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. Nothing worse than a mind as clogged with unreason as a highway restaurant's toilet is with shit.

In other news, Hellsing is fucking awesome. :)
#52 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, true.

And yes, Hellsing is possibly the best anime ever. (The intro song is so classy, too :D)
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#56 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm not huge on anime, but Hellsing is an exceptional piece. Story, characters, storytelling, animation, any way you look at it it's excellent.

Haven't watched it in ages, though.
#60 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
And the dub is amazing, better than any other in my opinion.

I don't watch too much anymore, but I do watch YouTube clips or AMV's when I'm bored.
#38 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
So, it's common sense to beg for forgiveness from some malevolent deity? Just for being human? Sorry, I'd rather trust the guys in labcoats making life better for everyone. Unlike your useless religious organizations, forcing people to make up to some nonexistent bastard, lest they burn forever.

Pfft, fuck off, and may your asslicking king bless you for being a huge cockmonger.
#26 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, don't be so harsh on them, they prayed for Japan when that tsunami hit.
#28 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, That changes everything! *sarcasm*

Since when has praying ever actually done anything? Haha.
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#34 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Unlike those petty and useless donations, God's will and benevolence would have truly helped them, surely.
I mean, it's what protected them from such catastrophes in the first place, wasn't it?

[/sarcasm] I'm having too much fun with this. Too much, I tell you
#35 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, since when has science and money ever made someone's day better? Pfft, I better say a few useless words and hope by chance everything's okay.

This is great, I'm glad I stumbled upon this thread.
#39 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
This whole conversation is just too rich.
I don't know what that guy's deal is, but whatever problem he has, it's a big one.

Have a good one, mate.
#40 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
I hope he's trolling, no man with any sanity would senselessly create a shitty, desperate argument like the one he's throwing out.

Same to you, my good man.
#53 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
....trolling?

I feel so dumb right now a facepalm doesn't even cut it. Me falling THAT hard for a troll.
The very thought of it...
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#55 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't worry, if he were a troll, he'd either post as Anonymous, or he'd do something along the lines of zlamous, which is waiting till he can be unbanned through sorcery or something before trolling. But zlamous was a good troll, this guy can't come close.
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (36 replies) 08/22/2012 on religion -4
#17 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
BBC? The very broadcaster that apologized to all "true psychic mediums/media" after they did a story on a racketeer? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Now, if you actually had the ability to properly read coupled with ANY sort of education, you'd have scrolled down and looked at the external sources in that wiki article. That's how a fucking encyclopedia works and has for centuries, you hopeless idiot.

Doing that would have revealed a shitton of sources, among them these two links I provide you with now because you are just too thick to find them on your own: xoomer.virgilio.it/bachm/VHAELST6.PDF
http://freeinquiry.com/skeptic/shroud/articles/rogers-ta-response.htm

The second one is a specific answer to that madman's nonsensical drivel BBC had the nerve to pass off as scientific in order to get a nice headline.
Read them yourself in order to see what ungodly things they do to your "proof" before you go and bury it.

"It's never too late to admit you're wrong. "
It's time for you t put a stop your cranky hormonal teenager-attitude and take your own advice.
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#80 - NolanNasty (08/23/2012) [-]
I didn''t think christians were supposed to hate? Didn't Jesus preach about love towards everyone? even the gays I bet you have also worn chlothes made by two or more different fabrics...havent you? that's a sin you know But luckily god loves you enough to award you with an eternity in hell for it =)
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#105 - NolanNasty (08/24/2012) [-]
I am actually well educated on the christian religion as i find certain aspects quite facinating, however you are the worst kind of christian, angry and butthurt also, you can hardly call me arrogant, just look at your comment #18 why don't you try to look at things with an open mind?

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
#44 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
dude, what the fuck?? you call yourself a Christian,yet you say you hate people who don't believe in God? Aren't Christians supposed to respect other peoples opinions? You know,that whole "what you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me" sort of thing?
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#58 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I like you, anon. You bring out the best out of even that insane shitpile that is christianity.
#24 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Would you believe I actually forgot to upload the eightstar? I did.
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#23 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
"All you do is insult and regress to your sad pathetic arrogant ways."
The hypocrisy is strong is you. At least as strong as the butthurt.
I don't need this verbal sparring with you ignorant prick, as you fail to produce anything worth even properly reflecting.
EVERYTHING you have listed is or contains a logical fallacy, and that my friend, is a fucking achievement in and of itself.

As far as I can tell, I'm not wrong. There is nothing that would lead to that conclusion. There is no reason that would make me think so, and to think of it without reason is the very fallacy I belittled you for.
You, on the other hand, believe in something you cannot see, hear, feel or in any other way quantifiable way sense or experience. You believe in something that's existence can neither be observed nor inferred.

You base your decisions and choices in life on something you have no reason to think even exists.
You are insane, in the very definition of the word, as is everyone else committing to unreason and irrationality. 90% of mankind you say? Yeah, probably true. Fucking shame if you think about it..

And I am as disrespectful as I fucking want to be.
Especially in your case, you deserved every last ounce of disrespect I gave you back.

"Even though I hate people who don't believe in God"
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself even thinking that, much more actually voicing it.

May you find sanity, lost sheep.
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#37 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Nothing of what you said holds any truth. Of course, you don't believe me, and I wouldn't expect you to with your impressive track record of dismissing reality and evidence and only believing what you want to, but for me your flawed and biased perceptions are nothing short of grotesquely comical to the point of enjoyable amusement.

You did step up to nothing. You stumbled around at best.
Your deluded stammering, stuttering, spluttering is not even nearly enough to enrage me. It's just like bland cookie dough around the delicious chocolate chips that are your hilarious logical flaws and mistakes. Mhmmmm. :)

How blind can I be? The question is how deluded can YOU be to think you see something that cannot be seen?
#21 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
You stupid fucks give religion a bad name. You act like a super controlling soccer mom by adding God Bless You at the end, as if trying to shove it down his throat. Atheist scientists have done more for our community in the last 100 years than Christians have in the last 4000. Hundreds of you dumbfucks eat fried chicken to fight homosexuality, too, while atheists continue to advance our society.

What the fuck have you done lately?

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#32 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
What argument?
The one you couldn't uphold for the love of the heavens just a few inches of screen upwards? You mean that one? lol.

Also the arrogance of how you presume to know what "god" wants.
How could you ever grasp and conceive such an absolute entity, were it real?

You're just full of shit, every inch of you.
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#50 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"the Bible, something you probably have never touched in your life."

Read it from one end to another. Held strong faith even when I was ridiculed by my peers for it.
You have not the slightest idea who the man you're talking to actually is.
You just do not know me.
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#48 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
The bible is a book written by humans and therefore inherently flawed, even by your idiotic theological logic. In my eyes it's nothing but instrumentalised, cannibalized and forged drivel, I'll be honest, but even your madly arrogant "faith" never states he allows you any amount of divining and understanding what your supposed "god" is or is like.
Even being the organised mental sickness that all religion is, yours fails at being a properly interesting one.

" I didn't need to "uphold" the argument. There is no argument with you. It was you being ignorant and bashing people because they have faith, and me bashing you for not having faith. Then I realized, I don't need to argue with you, I could just pray for you, so it was pointless to continue."

You called me a coward. No. You are a coward, fleeing from me, from reality, from your own mind, logic and self. What a waste of human potential you are.

From the innermost place of my heart, I pity you.
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#77 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I said what I had to say, I meant every single word of it and I stand by it until reality itself proves me wrong.
So have your false god and blind faith, shut your mind from the true wonders of existence in this universe. You limit only yourself.
Your loss means nothing to me.

There's nothing more to say.
#29 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Have you ever gotten your hair cut? Ever worn a shirt with 2 different colors or fabrics on them? Ever lied? Apparently, your "God" didn't intend for that, either. Hmm, maybe I'll sell my daughter into slavery, then beat my neighbor to death for growing two different plants side by side. After all, God gave me permission.

You're a fucking hypocrite, lurk moar before trying to shove your, "religious logic" in my face.
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#42 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"so anything you say is immediately discredited."
Is that what you'd like to believe? I'm sure you'd love that to be true. Would fit right into your bigoted, overly simplified little ideological worldview.
Even a completely uneducated and illiterate retard can say things that are absolutely and indubitably true. No offense to you here, moonseye, not implying anything in any way, just stating a technical point.

"And, yes, God gave you permission to do whatever you want."
He did not. He did not even give us consciousness nor free will and punished us with death when we took it, according to your little fairytale.
A tyrant, nothing else.
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#49 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries. Even if I were an uneducated, illiterate retard, I'd still be smarter than that Christian zealot.
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#51 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. Nothing worse than a mind as clogged with unreason as a highway restaurant's toilet is with shit.

In other news, Hellsing is fucking awesome. :)
#52 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, true.

And yes, Hellsing is possibly the best anime ever. (The intro song is so classy, too :D)
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#56 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm not huge on anime, but Hellsing is an exceptional piece. Story, characters, storytelling, animation, any way you look at it it's excellent.

Haven't watched it in ages, though.
#60 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
And the dub is amazing, better than any other in my opinion.

I don't watch too much anymore, but I do watch YouTube clips or AMV's when I'm bored.
#38 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
So, it's common sense to beg for forgiveness from some malevolent deity? Just for being human? Sorry, I'd rather trust the guys in labcoats making life better for everyone. Unlike your useless religious organizations, forcing people to make up to some nonexistent bastard, lest they burn forever.

Pfft, fuck off, and may your asslicking king bless you for being a huge cockmonger.
#26 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, don't be so harsh on them, they prayed for Japan when that tsunami hit.
#28 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, That changes everything! *sarcasm*

Since when has praying ever actually done anything? Haha.
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#34 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Unlike those petty and useless donations, God's will and benevolence would have truly helped them, surely.
I mean, it's what protected them from such catastrophes in the first place, wasn't it?

[/sarcasm] I'm having too much fun with this. Too much, I tell you
#35 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, since when has science and money ever made someone's day better? Pfft, I better say a few useless words and hope by chance everything's okay.

This is great, I'm glad I stumbled upon this thread.
#39 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
This whole conversation is just too rich.
I don't know what that guy's deal is, but whatever problem he has, it's a big one.

Have a good one, mate.
#40 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
I hope he's trolling, no man with any sanity would senselessly create a shitty, desperate argument like the one he's throwing out.

Same to you, my good man.
#53 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
....trolling?

I feel so dumb right now a facepalm doesn't even cut it. Me falling THAT hard for a troll.
The very thought of it...
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#55 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't worry, if he were a troll, he'd either post as Anonymous, or he'd do something along the lines of zlamous, which is waiting till he can be unbanned through sorcery or something before trolling. But zlamous was a good troll, this guy can't come close.
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#59 - Accidentalninja (08/23/2012) [-]
90% of world probably is insane to be fair.
#25 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
>Calls yourself a Christian
>Calls the other, intelligent man an uneducated, pitifully stupid person

Don't make me laugh
#15 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes, start off with a baseless insult, you imbecilic cocksuck. Now we're even.
Off course it's based on "no proof of God", why wouldn't I when it's the single most perfect reason one could list against believing in some madness? Settling for unreason is your business after all.

"We also have to take into account that no human being, not even modern science can prove against God."
With that single line you've disqualified yourself from a dialogue of intelligent educated men already. There is just so much wrong with listing it as an argument. From "You cannot prove a negative." to the basic understanding of how empirical evidence works, you have just shown the world you understand not a single fucking thing about logic and reason.

Well done, you did all my work of calling out your bullshit by that point already.
Your needlessly aggressive tone is just an excellent indicator of how truly butthurt you must be. I'm enjoying this way too much, haha.

Also, the shroud.
"The Shroud of Turin, a linen cloth commonly associated with the crucifixion and burial of Jesus Christ, has undergone numerous scientific tests, the most notable of which is radiocarbon dating, in an attempt to determine the relic's authenticity. In 1988, scientists at three separate laboratories dated samples from the Shroud to a range of 1260–1390CE.[1]"
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiocarbon_14_dating_of_the_Shroud_of_Turin
Sucks for you, but C14 does not lie.

So you think it's your right and job to decide who deserves to live and who doesn't?
People like you are the plague this world suffers from the most, no matter if religiously deluded or not.
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#17 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
BBC? The very broadcaster that apologized to all "true psychic mediums/media" after they did a story on a racketeer? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Now, if you actually had the ability to properly read coupled with ANY sort of education, you'd have scrolled down and looked at the external sources in that wiki article. That's how a fucking encyclopedia works and has for centuries, you hopeless idiot.

Doing that would have revealed a shitton of sources, among them these two links I provide you with now because you are just too thick to find them on your own: xoomer.virgilio.it/bachm/VHAELST6.PDF
http://freeinquiry.com/skeptic/shroud/articles/rogers-ta-response.htm

The second one is a specific answer to that madman's nonsensical drivel BBC had the nerve to pass off as scientific in order to get a nice headline.
Read them yourself in order to see what ungodly things they do to your "proof" before you go and bury it.

"It's never too late to admit you're wrong. "
It's time for you t put a stop your cranky hormonal teenager-attitude and take your own advice.
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#80 - NolanNasty (08/23/2012) [-]
I didn''t think christians were supposed to hate? Didn't Jesus preach about love towards everyone? even the gays I bet you have also worn chlothes made by two or more different fabrics...havent you? that's a sin you know But luckily god loves you enough to award you with an eternity in hell for it =)
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#105 - NolanNasty (08/24/2012) [-]
I am actually well educated on the christian religion as i find certain aspects quite facinating, however you are the worst kind of christian, angry and butthurt also, you can hardly call me arrogant, just look at your comment #18 why don't you try to look at things with an open mind?

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
#44 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
dude, what the fuck?? you call yourself a Christian,yet you say you hate people who don't believe in God? Aren't Christians supposed to respect other peoples opinions? You know,that whole "what you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me" sort of thing?
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#58 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I like you, anon. You bring out the best out of even that insane shitpile that is christianity.
#24 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Would you believe I actually forgot to upload the eightstar? I did.
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#23 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
"All you do is insult and regress to your sad pathetic arrogant ways."
The hypocrisy is strong is you. At least as strong as the butthurt.
I don't need this verbal sparring with you ignorant prick, as you fail to produce anything worth even properly reflecting.
EVERYTHING you have listed is or contains a logical fallacy, and that my friend, is a fucking achievement in and of itself.

As far as I can tell, I'm not wrong. There is nothing that would lead to that conclusion. There is no reason that would make me think so, and to think of it without reason is the very fallacy I belittled you for.
You, on the other hand, believe in something you cannot see, hear, feel or in any other way quantifiable way sense or experience. You believe in something that's existence can neither be observed nor inferred.

You base your decisions and choices in life on something you have no reason to think even exists.
You are insane, in the very definition of the word, as is everyone else committing to unreason and irrationality. 90% of mankind you say? Yeah, probably true. Fucking shame if you think about it..

And I am as disrespectful as I fucking want to be.
Especially in your case, you deserved every last ounce of disrespect I gave you back.

"Even though I hate people who don't believe in God"
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself even thinking that, much more actually voicing it.

May you find sanity, lost sheep.
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#37 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Nothing of what you said holds any truth. Of course, you don't believe me, and I wouldn't expect you to with your impressive track record of dismissing reality and evidence and only believing what you want to, but for me your flawed and biased perceptions are nothing short of grotesquely comical to the point of enjoyable amusement.

You did step up to nothing. You stumbled around at best.
Your deluded stammering, stuttering, spluttering is not even nearly enough to enrage me. It's just like bland cookie dough around the delicious chocolate chips that are your hilarious logical flaws and mistakes. Mhmmmm. :)

How blind can I be? The question is how deluded can YOU be to think you see something that cannot be seen?
#21 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
You stupid fucks give religion a bad name. You act like a super controlling soccer mom by adding God Bless You at the end, as if trying to shove it down his throat. Atheist scientists have done more for our community in the last 100 years than Christians have in the last 4000. Hundreds of you dumbfucks eat fried chicken to fight homosexuality, too, while atheists continue to advance our society.

What the fuck have you done lately?

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#32 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
What argument?
The one you couldn't uphold for the love of the heavens just a few inches of screen upwards? You mean that one? lol.

Also the arrogance of how you presume to know what "god" wants.
How could you ever grasp and conceive such an absolute entity, were it real?

You're just full of shit, every inch of you.
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#50 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"the Bible, something you probably have never touched in your life."

Read it from one end to another. Held strong faith even when I was ridiculed by my peers for it.
You have not the slightest idea who the man you're talking to actually is.
You just do not know me.
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#48 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
The bible is a book written by humans and therefore inherently flawed, even by your idiotic theological logic. In my eyes it's nothing but instrumentalised, cannibalized and forged drivel, I'll be honest, but even your madly arrogant "faith" never states he allows you any amount of divining and understanding what your supposed "god" is or is like.
Even being the organised mental sickness that all religion is, yours fails at being a properly interesting one.

" I didn't need to "uphold" the argument. There is no argument with you. It was you being ignorant and bashing people because they have faith, and me bashing you for not having faith. Then I realized, I don't need to argue with you, I could just pray for you, so it was pointless to continue."

You called me a coward. No. You are a coward, fleeing from me, from reality, from your own mind, logic and self. What a waste of human potential you are.

From the innermost place of my heart, I pity you.
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#77 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I said what I had to say, I meant every single word of it and I stand by it until reality itself proves me wrong.
So have your false god and blind faith, shut your mind from the true wonders of existence in this universe. You limit only yourself.
Your loss means nothing to me.

There's nothing more to say.
#29 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Have you ever gotten your hair cut? Ever worn a shirt with 2 different colors or fabrics on them? Ever lied? Apparently, your "God" didn't intend for that, either. Hmm, maybe I'll sell my daughter into slavery, then beat my neighbor to death for growing two different plants side by side. After all, God gave me permission.

You're a fucking hypocrite, lurk moar before trying to shove your, "religious logic" in my face.
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#42 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
"so anything you say is immediately discredited."
Is that what you'd like to believe? I'm sure you'd love that to be true. Would fit right into your bigoted, overly simplified little ideological worldview.
Even a completely uneducated and illiterate retard can say things that are absolutely and indubitably true. No offense to you here, moonseye, not implying anything in any way, just stating a technical point.

"And, yes, God gave you permission to do whatever you want."
He did not. He did not even give us consciousness nor free will and punished us with death when we took it, according to your little fairytale.
A tyrant, nothing else.
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#49 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, no worries. Even if I were an uneducated, illiterate retard, I'd still be smarter than that Christian zealot.
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#51 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. Nothing worse than a mind as clogged with unreason as a highway restaurant's toilet is with shit.

In other news, Hellsing is fucking awesome. :)
#52 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Haha, true.

And yes, Hellsing is possibly the best anime ever. (The intro song is so classy, too :D)
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#56 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm not huge on anime, but Hellsing is an exceptional piece. Story, characters, storytelling, animation, any way you look at it it's excellent.

Haven't watched it in ages, though.
#60 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
And the dub is amazing, better than any other in my opinion.

I don't watch too much anymore, but I do watch YouTube clips or AMV's when I'm bored.
#38 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
So, it's common sense to beg for forgiveness from some malevolent deity? Just for being human? Sorry, I'd rather trust the guys in labcoats making life better for everyone. Unlike your useless religious organizations, forcing people to make up to some nonexistent bastard, lest they burn forever.

Pfft, fuck off, and may your asslicking king bless you for being a huge cockmonger.
#26 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, don't be so harsh on them, they prayed for Japan when that tsunami hit.
#28 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, That changes everything! *sarcasm*

Since when has praying ever actually done anything? Haha.
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#34 - techketzer (08/22/2012) [-]
Unlike those petty and useless donations, God's will and benevolence would have truly helped them, surely.
I mean, it's what protected them from such catastrophes in the first place, wasn't it?

[/sarcasm] I'm having too much fun with this. Too much, I tell you
#35 - moonseye (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, since when has science and money ever made someone's day better? Pfft, I better say a few useless words and hope by chance everything's okay.

This is great, I'm glad I stumbled upon this thread.
#39 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
This whole conversation is just too rich.
I don't know what that guy's deal is, but whatever problem he has, it's a big one.

Have a good one, mate.
#40 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
I hope he's trolling, no man with any sanity would senselessly create a shitty, desperate argument like the one he's throwing out.

Same to you, my good man.
#53 - techketzer (08/23/2012) [-]
....trolling?

I feel so dumb right now a facepalm doesn't even cut it. Me falling THAT hard for a troll.
The very thought of it...
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#55 - moonseye (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't worry, if he were a troll, he'd either post as Anonymous, or he'd do something along the lines of zlamous, which is waiting till he can be unbanned through sorcery or something before trolling. But zlamous was a good troll, this guy can't come close.