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#4 - When I try to use the aux cord on a motorcycle 01/28/2015 on Fuck it, I'll walk 0
#30 - My animal rights friend keeps trying to get me to watch earthl… 01/26/2015 on Spot the vegan 0
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#135 - holy **** every nostalgia comp seems to have some… 01/23/2015 on Nostalgia train +5
#100 - Wow thanks for the thumbs guys! First time ever being the numb… 01/23/2015 on FUck off -1
#10 - My dad is a 6'3 ex nay seal. And he is the best nail painter i…  [+] (36 new replies) 01/23/2015 on FUck off +1034
User avatar #100 - macsauce (01/23/2015) [-]
Wow thanks for the thumbs guys! First time ever being the number one comment FeelsGoodMan.jpg
#97 - cpupurpleheart (01/23/2015) [-]
Dad's face when saying all that:

That never gets old.
#84 - notoriginalnames (01/23/2015) [-]
Oh man, reading this while being in the library was not a good idea
#81 - vvthegreats (01/23/2015) [-]
I didn't read the full comment but I already knew what it was. Here's a thumb.
User avatar #80 - ludislavonac (01/23/2015) [-]
Why wasn't this stickied yet?
User avatar #79 - icanexplain (01/23/2015) [-]
I havent squealed so hard in weeks
User avatar #66 - hattheifbatman (01/23/2015) [-]
#65 - dxniel (01/23/2015) [-]
*Other guy just nonchalantly stabs him mid-sentence*
#60 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
This was the best copy pasta ive seen you saw the opportunity and you took it
#36 - mrstinkybutt (01/23/2015) [-]
This came in handy
User avatar #35 - thedungeonmaster (01/23/2015) [-]
I knew someone would do this. It's as if the post was set up perfectly for it, yet, it still made me laugh just as hard.
#30 - javertshat (01/23/2015) [-]
#28 - abort (01/23/2015) [-]
Your dad is a 6'3 ex nay seal?
User avatar #13 - nid (01/23/2015) [-]
"gorilla warfare" get's me every time xD
User avatar #29 - anonassassin (01/23/2015) [-]
Holy shit. You used "xD" and didn't get downvoted. I'm surprised
User avatar #34 - chuca (01/23/2015) [-]
and now balanced has been restored i felt bad for you so i green thumbed
User avatar #40 - anonassassin (01/23/2015) [-]
All I said was that I was surprised that "xD" could be used without getting flak for it
User avatar #44 - chuca (01/23/2015) [-]
the wonderful logic of FJ
#14 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Gorilla warfare, Al-Quaeda, bragging about confirmed kills, that copy/paste is full of cliches. That's what makes it funny, though.

GIF not related...
User avatar #15 - nid (01/23/2015) [-]
I was actually referring to the fact that it should be "guerilla warfare", and "gorilla warfare" makes me think of training in how to rip off your enemies limbs and throw shit at them
but yes the cliche's are hilarious
#26 - krasnogvardiech (01/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #16 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, I knew what you meant, I was also saying they spelled Al-Qaeda wrong. Every time somebody posts that copy/paste I get mentioned because it has "Marine Corps" in it.
User avatar #17 - nid (01/23/2015) [-]
I can actually relate to that, every week I get 10-15 notifications from LoL posts referring to Nidalee (always shortened to Nid). Makes me think I'm popular for half a second...
#19 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
I get ~10 mentions a day just from the copy/paste alone, and then sometimes a few others that are actually about the Marine Corps. Some of the shit I've seen though, I'll tell you what... So many 14 year old kids saying shit like "Yeah, I haven't decided if I'm joining the Navy SEALs or the Marines yet." It's so terrible. I can't help but put them in their place every time. You don't just go and "join" the SEALs anyway, they aren't a branch. Saying that you're joining the Navy would be plenty but that doesn't sound flashy enough for these cunts.
User avatar #20 - nid (01/23/2015) [-]
Well as someone who lives in a country where army service is mandatory (9 months), the only thing I'm looking forward to for when I serve is seeing the 18 year old equivalents to those kids during the first week of boot camp. I imagine pride covered in mud and cries for Mommy.
#27 - barakakaka (01/23/2015) [-]
Meh unless they join the Raider units or the Marines they arent gonna be crying much.
User avatar #21 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Thinking about that just brightened my day... What country do you live in, by the way?

I'm in America As you probably could have guessed by my name, profile, and that picture... so service isn't mandatory. Right now I'm just a humble America loving poolee in the Corps, though. But my family has many Marines, airmen and soldiers.
User avatar #22 - nid (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm Greek, living in the UK for university but I've got to go back at some point before 2022 and serve. One of the good things about mandatory army service IMO is that it puts people like that in their place and gives them a strong dose of reality... although it does reduce the quality of the army if half the people don't want to be there I guess. Either way I might not even be placed in a physically demanding unit, depends on if my asthma gets worse or not
#71 - bwiedieter (01/23/2015) [-]
While it may be true that a mandatory service may diminish the quality of an army, most people that served with me back when Germany had mandatory service learned to enjoy it pretty quickly. Of course, there´s always the handful of guys that just isn´t cut out for it, but they leave for civic duty pretty quickly.
I´m in favour of mandatory service because of that. Everyone does their duty, and the ones that think themselves too pretty to get dirty are put into the retirement homes and hospitals of the country, where even the most entitled little shit does an invaluable job to society.
Now that the Bundeswehr is conscription only, we have so few enlistments that many bases are scheduled to be closed or leased to civilian companies - because there are no soldiers to fill them.
But seeing that 80% (citation needed) of our equipment is fucking broken and useless anyway, that is strangely fitting.
User avatar #23 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Oh, no I completely agree. There are many good things about drafting people but many bad things as well, such as weakening the force like you said. But hey, I wish you the best of luck either way. I'm sure it will be an interesting journey.
User avatar #24 - nid (01/23/2015) [-]
Thanks man, you too, hope you don't have to wait too long as a poolee! gonna hit the sack now cos it's 7am here and it's getting ridiculous
User avatar #25 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I'm leaving August 17th for MCRD San Diego but it's also possible that I'll leave sooner. Just a roll of the dice. Anyway I'll probably get off soon too because in America it's 1:30 AM. Take care.
User avatar #12 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/23/2015) [-]
I read the first five words in the beginning and the last five words at the end and that's all I needed to kek.
User avatar #77 - eggnigma (01/23/2015) [-]
My dad is a 6'3"
it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#46 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
It's involving a navy seal.

All you really needed to do was look for the first wall of text drowning in green thumbs in the comments.
#11 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
#22 - I think that being a sniper is being much more close to the ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Can you be Moore of a faggot? +3
#58 - hurzg (01/22/2015) [-]
No offense but that sniper definition was the gayest possible answer.

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