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#34 - I dont get the comments in the actual youtube vids? people act…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Sovereign Citizen comp +1
User avatar #35 - atomschlumpf (1 hour ago) [-]
The YouTube comment section is one of the dumbest places on the internet
#41 - is this a legit childs learning game or a parody game i honest…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Ray discovers Frog Fractions 0
User avatar #43 - ugoboom (4 hours ago) [-]
Parody hidden as a legit childs learning game
#7 - God bless eastern yurope. unless thats not eastern Europe.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on How Rude 0
#11 - prolapsus (07/27/2015) [-]
The guy's french
#57 - explain why he did that awful screech, i thought most people t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Good thing the phone's ok... 0
User avatar #59 - Thebiggeorgy (07/27/2015) [-]
It hurts, a lot, but we all express our pain differently, I'm a quiet Curser, If I'm reallllllly hurt, I'll just hold my breath and let out quick little "Fuck...Fuck..fuck..fuck...fuck...shit...fuck.."

But to be honest this was avoidable, that was a merging lane, even if that car didn't do a u-turn he was speeding up to pass him on the left, and I will tell you right now, most riders are hit when cars are making a left and not by a small margin, at least in the US, maybe different for those who's cars are opposite of ours.

The correct thing to do would of been to slow down to Zipper into the in coming traffic on his right and he might of had a chance to avoid getting hit like that which is the most painful since it was basically hitting a wall, maybe he might be lucky like other FJers said and might sue them for that illegal turn, but We'd rather avoid all hits all together.
#15 - not wanting a friendship based on insults and mutual respect, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on 8chan's /v/ in a nutshell +8
User avatar #19 - thegoblingamer (07/27/2015) [-]
Not what I meant at all.
I meant that I hate hearing the same joke 50 times in a row. It gets boring. I like originality and despise recycled shit.
#36 - Does anyone know how helpful ABS brakes would be in this situa…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Good thing the phone's ok... 0
#37 - ohemgeezus (07/27/2015) [-]
implying, tho
#90 - I was actually in the /o/ - /dbt/ thread yesterday, the guy wh… 07/16/2015 on Give me back my precious!... 0
#30 - ****** brutal, i knew east Europe was **** but n…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Mayhem of Misconception 0
User avatar #33 - arachnofondler (07/15/2015) [-]
Also macross, here's a link describing more of the culture of the country (since I gave you more of a history brief.) www.everyculture.com/Ge-It/Hungary.html
User avatar #31 - arachnofondler (07/15/2015) [-]
It was pretty shit. As my grandfather explained it to me, the reign under the Nazi's was the worst. The soldiers came into his village, destroyed all the crops; and took him, his brother, and three male cousins to a work camp. His father tried to resist and was killed right there and then. He was only in the work camp for a few months before the Soviets freed everyone as they advanced. He thought that the misery and brutality would finally be over, that his people would be happy again, because the Soviets seemed nice. But then all of a sudden they too turned "evil" and tried to do much the same the Nazi's did, so he fled to America after the war. Came through Ellis Island broke, couldn't speak English, and had nobody. Took him a month to be able to get through screening.

Although when I asked him about the war (his usual response was to get very quiet), he told me a story of when him and his brother played a joke on the German troops (when Hungarian had first fought alongside them). Nobody in his village liked the Germans, or the soldiers, but acted nice enough to them. Well the one day the Germans did some sort of exercise in a field nearby, and then set up camp for the night out there. When the soldiers fell asleep, my grandfather and his brother ran out to the field, and stole two MP40's a MP44, and a Kar 98. They stowed them away in the high attic on the old barn. When he went back to the old country in the late '70s, the barn had been demolished years before, and so he never knew where the guns went.
#19 - Im half and i know jack about hungary except for goulash, expl…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Mayhem of Misconception 0
User avatar #28 - arachnofondler (07/15/2015) [-]
Hungarians were nomadic people until like 1000, when King Stephen I (St. Stephen) founded the state of Hungary. In 1241 the Mongols invaded, caused serious destruction in the country, and half of the population were killed or deported as slaves (around 1 million people). After the invasion, King Béla ordered the construction of a system of strong stone castles to defend the country from further attacks; "The second Mongolian strike was stopped at Pest by the royal army thanks to these castles." Turkish army defeats Hungarian royal army in 1526, splits country into three pieces: Hungarian Kingdom, Habsburg dominion,and Turkish dominion. 150 years later, Hungarians rise up and drive out Turks. Turkish dominion falls to Habsburgs under leadership of Ferenc Rákóczi II. Hungarians gained partial independence in 1711 with treaty of peace at Szatmár (again, with Habsburgs). Magyars (term to define Hungarians, for example to say "I am Hungarian" would be "Magyar vagyok".

Everything was crazy independence driven in the 19th century, and Hungary was in the middle of it. A Hungarian delegation got together in 1867 with Ferenc Deák, and came to an agreement with the Habsburgs; creating the Austria-Hungary monarchy.


In WWI we got fucked up big time due to our alliance with Germany and Austria. The monarchy ended in 1918, and the country was split up due to the Treaty of Trianon (total bullshit) which took most of the country's land and reduced population immensely. The reduced land was known then as the Republic of Hungary.
WWII fucked us up even more because we (again) fought with Germany (inb4 Hitler did nothing wrong). But the Hungarian government realized Hitler was getting BTFO'd, so they tried to switch sides. Hitler knew that'd make his flank super weak so he overran the country, killing and imprisoning a fuckton of people (one of which was my grandfather).

The Soviets took over, and held a super strict chokehold on the nation for 44 years. There was a coup attempt in 1956 to get rid of the Red coats, but they reacted brutally and destroyed it. The Soviets left in 1989, and we finally became an independent democracy again. So in 1999 we joined NATO, and 5 years later joined the EU.

the source for all this was partially my memory and gotohungary.com/history
User avatar #30 - macross (07/15/2015) [-]
Fuckin brutal, i knew east Europe was shit but not this shit.
User avatar #33 - arachnofondler (07/15/2015) [-]
Also macross, here's a link describing more of the culture of the country (since I gave you more of a history brief.) www.everyculture.com/Ge-It/Hungary.html
User avatar #31 - arachnofondler (07/15/2015) [-]
It was pretty shit. As my grandfather explained it to me, the reign under the Nazi's was the worst. The soldiers came into his village, destroyed all the crops; and took him, his brother, and three male cousins to a work camp. His father tried to resist and was killed right there and then. He was only in the work camp for a few months before the Soviets freed everyone as they advanced. He thought that the misery and brutality would finally be over, that his people would be happy again, because the Soviets seemed nice. But then all of a sudden they too turned "evil" and tried to do much the same the Nazi's did, so he fled to America after the war. Came through Ellis Island broke, couldn't speak English, and had nobody. Took him a month to be able to get through screening.

Although when I asked him about the war (his usual response was to get very quiet), he told me a story of when him and his brother played a joke on the German troops (when Hungarian had first fought alongside them). Nobody in his village liked the Germans, or the soldiers, but acted nice enough to them. Well the one day the Germans did some sort of exercise in a field nearby, and then set up camp for the night out there. When the soldiers fell asleep, my grandfather and his brother ran out to the field, and stole two MP40's a MP44, and a Kar 98. They stowed them away in the high attic on the old barn. When he went back to the old country in the late '70s, the barn had been demolished years before, and so he never knew where the guns went.
User avatar #29 - TheVertigo (07/15/2015) [-]
Fellow exiled Magyar! Szeretlek!
User avatar #32 - arachnofondler (07/15/2015) [-]
Szeretlek to you, testvér!
#52 - what is this new breed of anti-memes?! i demand more 06/30/2015 on A day in the life of... 0

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