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User avatar #233402 - machinimax (04/20/2014) [-]
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#13 - Eyyeup. Sounds like our people alright. 01/30/2014 on Such is Christmas in the... 0
#11 - Eh Call it a wild guess... were they ok?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Such is Christmas in the... 0
User avatar #12 - aytoktonik (01/28/2014) [-]
A bit overly violent ,actually a lot .
User avatar #13 - machinimax (01/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like our people alright.
#8 - That doesn't sound too good...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Such is Christmas in the... 0
User avatar #9 - aytoktonik (01/26/2014) [-]
Why ?
User avatar #11 - machinimax (01/28/2014) [-]
Call it a wild guess...
were they ok?
User avatar #12 - aytoktonik (01/28/2014) [-]
A bit overly violent ,actually a lot .
User avatar #13 - machinimax (01/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like our people alright.
#4 - I am Balkan too actually. Bulgaria here. Sadly...  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Such is Christmas in the... +3
User avatar #5 - aytoktonik (01/26/2014) [-]
I had 1-2 friends from Bulgaria when I was a little kid .
User avatar #8 - machinimax (01/26/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound too good...
User avatar #9 - aytoktonik (01/26/2014) [-]
Why ?
User avatar #11 - machinimax (01/28/2014) [-]
Call it a wild guess...
were they ok?
User avatar #12 - aytoktonik (01/28/2014) [-]
A bit overly violent ,actually a lot .
User avatar #13 - machinimax (01/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like our people alright.

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User avatar #386 - machinimax (04/16/2013) [-]
A cold gus of air hits your face as you open the door of your apartment. You take a few cautious steps outside and look around quickly. Biting your lips, you tighten your grip on the handle of the knife you found in the kitchen earlier. You take a deep breath and then exhale.

This was horrible. It couldn't be real. C'mon - zombies? These things are for the movies! But you saw them. You killed them... and they killed too...
You're not sure about the fate of your friends, the ones you came with to this vacation.
Except for Tom. He was dead now. Undead...
You take a brief moment to worry about your family, but knowing your father and his obsession with firearms, they're probably gonna be fine.

You look in front of you. Your apartment is on the 2nd floor.
There is a staircase in front of you, leading up and down. Your friend Joe has an apartment on the 4th floor. You have to go check for him!
Or you could chicken out and run out of the hotel. That's what you usually do...

User avatar #398 to #386 - jingleforth (09/03/2013) [-]
wat da fug
User avatar #399 to #398 - machinimax (09/03/2013) [-]
we really should continue this some time.

whatchu doin here?
User avatar #400 to #399 - jingleforth (09/03/2013) [-]
What country do you live in?
User avatar #401 to #400 - machinimax (09/03/2013) [-]
Not America nor England.

Well - in my defense it was 1 AM when I wrote that and I was sleepy as **** .
User avatar #402 to #401 - jingleforth (09/03/2013) [-]
You said stuff is expensive in your country, so I wanted to know wat
User avatar #403 to #402 - machinimax (09/03/2013) [-]

Idk maybe my family is jew-assed.
User avatar #387 to #386 - undeaddog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I grip more tightly onto the knife and bite int my other hand as I make stand for a few seconds making the descision before starting to head up the stairs letting go of my hand as I take the first step.
User avatar #388 to #387 - machinimax (04/16/2013) [-]
It's really quiet around you. Which helps tension. Which is bad.
Neverthless you get to the 3rd floor.
It's a real mess here. There are blood marks on the wall going from one end to the other. Impressive.
You look up to the next floor.
It's not late to give up.

Go up or go down?
User avatar #389 to #388 - undeaddog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I put my hand against the wall and inspect the floor from my standpoint bythe stairs before I pick up a chair leg from the mess and head on.
User avatar #390 to #389 - machinimax (04/16/2013) [-]
As you get to the 4th floor you hear the sound of fighting from Joe's apartment. You bash ina and witness the following:
Joe is fighting one of the creatures with a broken bottle. As soon as he sees you, he shouts "Yo, Harry! Help me out here, man!"
User avatar #391 to #390 - undeaddog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I quickly throw the chairleg at one of the creatures knocking it back a little giving Joe a chance to retreat a little. I then rush in next to him to help him with the creatures, throwing hte bedsheets over one of them as they push us back thanks to their seeming impreviousness to pain.
User avatar #392 to #391 - machinimax (04/16/2013) [-]
"Yo dude, this is some deep **** ." Joe looks at the door "Ok, run for it!"

He rushes out of the room. The zombies are starting to recover and again are heading towards you.
User avatar #393 to #392 - undeaddog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I run after Joe as fast as a can snatching a lamp off the bed stand as I run after him.

¨Damnit Joe, give me some darn warning next time!¨
User avatar #394 to #393 - machinimax (04/16/2013) [-]
"I ran man. That's a warning!" Joe slams the door. And points at the stairs.
"C'mon! Let's go!"
User avatar #395 to #394 - undeaddog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I follow Joe as we head down the stairs to the bottom floor.
¨Are you really saying that now of all times?¨
User avatar #396 to #395 - machinimax (04/16/2013) [-]
"Yeah! Come on! We'll talk later!"

You're on the 2nd floor and just when you're about to get to the lobby, the staircase colapses. You have no idea why or how.

"What the hell! We in movie or something?!"

(Gtg see you tomorrow!)
User avatar #397 to #396 - undeaddog ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I land on my back and look around to gather where I am, upon discovering that I landed, quite painfully, on a lower floor of the stair case, probably the way down to the basement I get up to listen at the door.
User avatar #375 - thatoldhorse (03/25/2013) [-]
can i make a suggestion? (to you obviously)
User avatar #376 to #375 - machinimax (03/25/2013) [-]
Sure thing, DOG!
User avatar #377 to #376 - thatoldhorse (03/25/2013) [-]
on one of your comments saying you like willie the coyote, you might want to change that to Wylie Coyote
just a suggestion
so you dont get red thumbed to oblivion and back
User avatar #378 to #377 - machinimax (03/25/2013) [-]

thanks man.
I never knew it was Wylie...
User avatar #379 to #378 - thatoldhorse (03/25/2013) [-]
its fine BTW i am a horse
User avatar #380 to #379 - machinimax (03/25/2013) [-]
Yes, but your avatar...
User avatar #381 to #380 - thatoldhorse (03/25/2013) [-]
its a disguise
User avatar #382 to #381 - machinimax (03/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #383 to #382 - thatoldhorse (03/25/2013) [-]
plus i dont have that many horse gifs
User avatar #384 to #383 - machinimax (03/25/2013) [-]
Not MLP ones?
User avatar #385 to #384 - thatoldhorse (03/25/2013) [-]
i have a small reaction folder and i am very lazy
User avatar #303 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #328 to #303 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
We ain't. We're talking about White Fang 2
User avatar #331 to #330 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #332 to #331 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
...Are they fluffy?

Cause if they are, I wanna pet them.
User avatar #333 to #332 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
They're kind of fluffy...
User avatar #334 to #333 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Then they shall be petted.
User avatar #335 to #334 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
We need a petition for dis **** .
User avatar #338 to #335 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
...A petition?
User avatar #339 to #338 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. You sign as many as you can and it happens.
User avatar #340 to #339 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]

Though... what are they?
User avatar #341 to #340 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
I told you didn;t I?
User avatar #304 to #303 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Oi mate!
User avatar #305 to #304 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]

I don't think we've talked in a while :P
User avatar #306 to #305 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Definetly not.
How's it been?
User avatar #307 to #306 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Pretty good, busy.
User avatar #309 to #307 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
One word and a number: Persona 4

Busy with what?
User avatar #310 to #309 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Oooh, I wanna try that game.

Workin' and running around
User avatar #311 to #310 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Don't. It east your free time. BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD.
Workin' on what?
User avatar #312 to #311 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]

I work in a warehouse.
User avatar #313 to #312 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
A warehouse filled with what?
User avatar #314 to #313 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Body building supplies. It's run by a online retail store.
User avatar #315 to #314 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Is it decent?
User avatar #316 to #315 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
I like the job. They sell some neat stuff and ship everywhere.
User avatar #317 to #316 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Liking your job is important. Good thing it'll be loooong 'til i gotta worry ;bout that stuff.
User avatar #318 to #317 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Why? How old are ya?
User avatar #319 to #318 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Not enough.
User avatar #320 to #319 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Vague, but fair enough.
User avatar #321 to #320 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
What's your opinion on Imaginary Bloodhound Snowmen?
User avatar #322 to #321 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Imaginary Bloodhound Snowmen?
User avatar #326 to #324 - wolfenbanes (02/09/2013) [-]
Never heard of em.

Unless we're talking about Doctor Who
User avatar #284 - lightingeagle (02/04/2013) [-]
I've been hearing rumors that you are, indeed, a nice person.
With that in mind. . .

User avatar #357 to #284 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
That was some really deep **** bro...
User avatar #358 to #357 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
You might want to get a shovel, so you can get as deep as me.
User avatar #359 to #358 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]

User avatar #361 to #359 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]

User avatar #362 to #361 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
God they talk a lot...
User avatar #363 to #362 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
They do. It seems bad, but it's not really, as it breaks the same attack noise over and over.

They also change dialouge per the fight.

Like when you're Hazama / Ragna and fighting the other, you'll hear a a ton new lines whenever you use a "distortion" or a super.
User avatar #364 to #363 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
In Japanese though...
User avatar #365 to #364 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
They chose to use the Japanese voice actors
User avatar #366 to #365 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
I know what its like:
All of the attacks in persona 4 have these japanese names on them


What the bloody...
User avatar #367 to #366 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
Hmm. . .

Isn't the final boss space hitler?
User avatar #368 to #367 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
I don't know.
I hope so though.
User avatar #369 to #368 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
Welp, why not?

Oh, and do you have a Skype?
User avatar #370 to #369 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
Sure as hell I do mothafuka!
User avatar #371 to #370 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
We haven't video called eachother sooner, BECAUSE?
User avatar #372 to #371 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #373 to #372 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]


ANYWAY, IT'S FlamingEagle418.
User avatar #360 to #359 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
Made me a cinnamon Sugar bagel with Grape jam and butter.

Then chocolate and strawberry milk.

Now I'm trying to do all the "Astrals" / Finishers in BlazBlue Continuum Shift.
User avatar #325 to #284 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #327 to #325 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
I can't juggle characters. At all.

Guess what?

Hazama = Juggle
User avatar #329 to #327 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh lolz.
I know that feel. Who wants to juggle when you can pull out awesome combos?
User avatar #336 to #329 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
He does great comboes. When you juggle. But I can't. Dumb.

I like me a good grappler.
User avatar #337 to #336 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
What's a grappier?

I sucka t fighters too, if that's something.
User avatar #342 to #337 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
A person who fights of grabs mostly.

I'm not bad, but I'm not good. FAR from it.
User avatar #343 to #342 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Aren't those grapplers?

Well, keep on trying then?
User avatar #344 to #343 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]

I am. So far, so good. I can tell I've gotten WAY better.
User avatar #345 to #344 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Well, does the game at least have a story?
User avatar #346 to #345 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
A damn good one at that.

BlazBlue is best blue.
User avatar #347 to #346 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Nice then. I tried playing Loz Oot
Got to the wind temple. I may give up soon.

BlazBlue, huh...
What console?
User avatar #348 to #347 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
Xbox 360. BlazBlue Continuum Shift is best Shift.

What fighting games have you played before?
User avatar #349 to #348 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Street Fighters, Dragon uhhh...
Tekken. I was decenta t Tekken. With Hoarang, at least.
User avatar #350 to #349 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
Didya like them?
User avatar #351 to #350 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Tekken mainly.
I gotta go..
.So I leave you with this:
You think Kirby is for kids?
One thing: Zero-Two. An actual In-game boss.
Just listen to its theme and look at it...
User avatar #352 to #351 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
Oxygen is H02.
Boss is 02
Boss can breathe
Breathing is a thing that living things do
The boss is also evil. That's why he's the boss.
The boss tries to kill you, and you try to kill him
Air can kill you if it's polluted
User avatar #353 to #352 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
>Oxygen is HO2
***** , oxygen is O2 only.
Also: Zero-Two tries to kill you because you killed it first in Kirby's Dreamland. Now its just a ghost.
#354 to #353 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
Why are you such god faget blue skywater salad?
User avatar #355 to #354 - machinimax (02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #356 to #355 - lightingeagle (02/10/2013) [-]
If hydro head water serpent fire lift do even you breathe oxyhydro ghost eyes?
User avatar #285 to #284 - machinimax (02/05/2013) [-]

Who told you Im a nice person?
User avatar #286 to #285 - lightingeagle (02/05/2013) [-]

***** , I did. I also said that this is surprisingly, a good song.

Ams #1 America Songbillboard Trak.
User avatar #287 to #286 - machinimax (02/06/2013) [-]
1. Teh car was DeLorean
2. If taht **** was 0.99 then damn...
3. Batman pajamas are srs ****
4. The Black guy's voice is pretty awesome
'ts weird.
'ts very weird.
User avatar #288 to #287 - lightingeagle (02/06/2013) [-]
***** i can bye delorianz at da gudwill 5 a dolla.

Speaking of this song, I know most the lyrics, and I sung most of it as we blared it on the way to crew. Our driver, (he may come up later, let's call him Fish) asked me if I knew this all the on the way home. I pretty much do.

How are you, ***** ?
User avatar #289 to #288 - machinimax (02/07/2013) [-]
Dad's pissing me off
Persona 4 is incredibly good
Orchestrated music seems to be better than the originals

User avatar #290 to #289 - lightingeagle (02/07/2013) [-]

Seems that way. I need to play that game.
User avatar #291 to #290 - machinimax (02/08/2013) [-]
Cuz he's my dad. That's partially what he does.

You should. Its suprisingly awesome.
User avatar #292 to #291 - lightingeagle (02/08/2013) [-]
Mine doesn't do that. . .

My stepdouche dad does. He is now.

Isn't that a part of Persona Games?
User avatar #293 to #292 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
You have a step-dad?

Well, there are a few Persona games, but I think that P4 is th best.
Also Im having trouble picking out the romance I want in the game. Problem is I can't'decide between the main 2 main heroines...
User avatar #294 to #293 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]

Whatever is a higher cut is the better heroine, and it'll get you higher. Go for the purer cut.
User avatar #295 to #294 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
It has always seemed fun to me...

Yeah, I expected you to say something like that...
User avatar #297 to #296 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Mmm no Im quite positive I expected it.
User avatar #298 to #297 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
I like drugs. Never done any. Doubt I will. Just like knowing about them.

User avatar #299 to #298 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
They're a nice thing indeed. As an idea.
User avatar #300 to #299 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
You know what else was a good idea?

Letting Blacks and Women vote. Look where it got us.
User avatar #301 to #300 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
DAMN ******* RIGHT.
Reffer to what a friend once said:
*girl shouts at us for somethng stupid*
Friend: "Damn it! We gave them rights and how do they repay us?!"
User avatar #302 to #301 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
There was a Black person ****** free-styling in the middle of one of my classes. My friend, Aeddon, goes and screams

User avatar #308 to #302 - machinimax (02/09/2013) [-]
Well Im back from Stan. After ashort speculation we figured that the Whie Fang is actually an imaginary tracing snowman. Then he cleared up that the snowman was its cousin. Its just the name simmilarity that confuses most.

So how's it going?
User avatar #323 to #308 - lightingeagle (02/09/2013) [-]
Playing Hazama. Not doing all that well. You?
#280 - xoyv (02/01/2013) [-]
i made them as a pair, but i didn't realize that wally and neko were no longer friends
User avatar #281 to #280 - machinimax (02/01/2013) [-]
Looks awesome
so wally and neko are not friends anymore?
User avatar #282 to #281 - xoyv (02/01/2013) [-]
i'm not sure

someone kind of told me that they weren't friends, and i don't know if it's true or not
User avatar #283 to #282 - machinimax (02/01/2013) [-]
So are they just not friends
or are they made at eachother?
User avatar #253 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
Oh Max~
User avatar #276 to #253 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
Fine plan it is...
Though I need to go now...
Lates, Lightnin'
Nice to see you're real, discordwhooves!
User avatar #277 to #276 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
>Doubting I'm dating a man
****** , I told you about how I'm a likes-a-dicking-from-DW-sexual.

Bye bai faget
User avatar #254 to #253 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #255 to #254 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
My boyfriends at school, and I'm off~

Now what do we do~?
User avatar #256 to #255 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
We cook chocarots?
User avatar #257 to #256 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
No clue what that is, but I am the woman, so I better get good with cooking. . .
User avatar #258 to #257 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
It's my future invention.
CA carrot coated with chocolate!
You better get used to hearing that name, cuz its gonna be a hit!
User avatar #259 to #258 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
You're ******* .

I want some of that.

Take your money to meet me. Bonus points if you give my man the money to get down here to me. ALL THREE OF US! Pwease :3
User avatar #260 to #259 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]

Also: Yeah. Sure.
We'll play some videya games.
Have some fun!
User avatar #261 to #260 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]

Wait, really?

Well, we'd **** , so that's fun. . .
User avatar #262 to #261 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
Really for...?
you **** .
Im just gonna make a video about it and turn it into a documentary about porn!
User avatar #263 to #262 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
Internet relationships - Ben / lightingeagle and Austin / Discordwhooves , the epic three part series featuring Machinimax / Max.

User avatar #264 to #263 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
It'll be a hit, I tell you.
We're gonna be famous, kid.!

#265 to #264 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
>The initial reaction of me seeing Discordwhooves
User avatar #266 to #265 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
The movie's gonna be a definite success!
User avatar #267 to #266 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
It's about gay long range relationships. I bet it'd even be a hit in the south!
User avatar #269 to #267 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
Oooh we're gonna be riich!
User avatar #271 to #269 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
#268 to #267 - discordwhooves (01/24/2013) [-]
What is this, I don't even.
#270 to #268 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
If you ever snoop my comments and they involve Mister Max, it's either this, or him talking about particles and me thinking I know what I'm doing when I offer commentary on the sorts.
User avatar #272 to #270 - discordwhooves (01/24/2013) [-]
#273 to #272 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
You never will, Hun Bun.
User avatar #274 to #273 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]

#275 to #274 - lightingeagle (01/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #245 - rayzalkick ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Just reminding you that....

You're an ogre.
User avatar #248 to #245 - machinimax (01/21/2013) [-]

User avatar #244 - Deavas ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
youre an ogre!

do the roar
User avatar #247 to #244 - machinimax (01/21/2013) [-]

Now **** off my swamp
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User avatar #246 to #243 - machinimax (01/21/2013) [-]
Get out of my swamp you little **** !
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User avatar #250 to #249 - machinimax (01/23/2013) [-]
Well that's bad...

Want a drink?
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User avatar #252 to #251 - machinimax (01/24/2013) [-]
I've got uhh...
Swamp Juice.
I've got some Vodka.
And something green in a bottle that probably isn't worth the risk...
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User avatar #279 to #278 - machinimax (01/25/2013) [-]
"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite green thing on the Citadel!"
#152 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
So. . .

How's stuff?
User avatar #173 to #152 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
Do tell about it
#174 to #173 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]

Okay, so this playlist. Now, I was a Seraph, Novae looked like this (I call it Goddess mode, and she doesn't need any of them puny "elements") and Cal was there.

I was left, she was middle. Cal was right.

Well, I got to slice things with. . . The sword in my hand. . . and it was neat.

But, in order. So, here we were, in formation, Novae in Goddess mode, floating on a heap of ground. Well, we were leading a charge. They had a tank outfitted. Novae fixed that. She pick it up, smashed it with her mind, killed it, and threw it. At that point, they ran.
User avatar #175 to #174 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
What Things?
User avatar #176 to #175 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
Other people, a fighter jet, and I flew down and cleaved a guy in half. That was fun.
User avatar #177 to #176 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]

I dream stupid, boring **** .
Im usually paranoid in the dreams, like IRL, always messing something up.
But nothing too awesome. Never, to be exact...
User avatar #178 to #177 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
You need to have faith in yourself for dreams. You are the star of the show (Usually, Novae is the "Star" in the wake world, which is where I'm at now.) and need to act like one.
User avatar #179 to #178 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
My frontal cortex isn;t working when we dream.
I am not concious.
Then again: Lucid dreaming...

Talking about dreams: I gotta go.
User avatar #180 to #179 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
Sure! Toodles, you awesome **** !
User avatar #153 to #152 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]

Fine, I guess.
I finished my vacation homework way too fast...
I have 2 tests after it, but I've left out 2 days to study for them.

I got Legend of Grimrock. Its a pretty fun game.
The fic is going reaaaaaaaaaaaaaly slow.

How about you?
Anything new?
#154 to #153 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
Break is over in 2 days here. Huehue.

Um. . . I'm probably going to masturbate and talk to my boyfriend more. . .

That aside, nothing much.
User avatar #155 to #154 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
That's a vacation!

So - discordwhooves?
Like - the thread member one?
#156 to #155 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
I probably told you, along with everyone on PT14 and Friendly 23 times over, but yes.
User avatar #157 to #156 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
You haven't.
You just mentioned it.
Well - congrats then.
Does that mean you've settled on a sexuality now?
User avatar #158 to #157 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]

Yes. I'm "Taken by a sexually appealing man in my eyes, in hopes I am the same to him" / (probably bi, but more for gay stuff over non) both / likes-dicks-osexual-but-doesn't-mind-himself-a-"Rack"-of-tits-everynow&-then
User avatar #159 to #158 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]

I also forgot or jsut haven't asked: What do you study?
User avatar #160 to #159 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
What do I study? Umm. . . I want to be a psychiatrist, so. . .

I study why my mind is such a ****** up place, letting me be a Seraph and what not. Super fun and all, but like, why Tulpaes exist and things of that Nature.
User avatar #161 to #160 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
Psychology then. Hmm...
Hae you shared this with someone IRL?
User avatar #162 to #161 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
What do you study? The best technique to blow a guy? 'Cause I'd need that.


He probably has been working on something of his own, come to think of it. . .
User avatar #163 to #162 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]

Like - free time studying?
Or typical everyday educatin studying?

Also: Goddamit Savith...
User avatar #164 to #163 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
Forgot that you aren't a member of the bye / ghey master race

Like, I did a paper on why that's the "job for me" in English and Science. Free time, if at all.

Tell me, what is it that you study?
User avatar #165 to #164 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
All sorts of stuff:

History with a friend of mine (I'll just call him Stan. He may reoccur in future conversations.)
Whatever's on SciShow, Viasat and DaVinci really.
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User avatar #167 to #166 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
Find them online?

Me, you and Stan. Too old - mentally.
This reminds me: I need to go to his house for few hours now.
Just lemme eat something first...
User avatar #168 to #167 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
I know what I want to eat~

Tell him that he has a comrade in Delaware, of no value.

Later, mister Maxwell. . . Nice day to you.
User avatar #169 to #168 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]
I think I can guess about the first one...

Also: Im back.
Watched some NatGeo and played some Age Of Empires 3.
It was fun.
User avatar #170 to #169 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
You should like, check my post on friendly. Becuase that's my day.

Also; Smart TV and HDMI. So, I have my laptop playing out of my TV. TV is best monitor.
User avatar #171 to #170 - machinimax (01/02/2013) [-]

Im trying to install a game here...
Im gonna bash my PC open...
User avatar #172 to #171 - lightingeagle (01/02/2013) [-]
Certainly not sour!

I've always been a "Kill it before it kills you" type of guy. . .

Oh, and I got a new dream.
User avatar #131 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
Leixia pulls her hood up to hide her elven ears as she enters a long tavern on a dirt road to Riften. As she enters, most of the eyes in the room seem to turn to her but she attempts to ignore them, her cloak covering her face for good measure. As she steps towards the bar, a hand clasps onto her shoulder and she stops in her tracks.

"Hey little lady.. youre a long way from Morrowind, aint cha?" A nord speaks to her and she turns.

"Yes, its called traveling." She says before pushing his hand off her shoulder and continuing to walk towards the bar.
User avatar #241 to #131 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"It doesn't matter you still have to die." Sinth backs off a bit and pulls off a dagger from the bag on his chest. Or he tries at least. Sadly it's not there. "...you wouldn't happen to want to go kill yourself would you...?"
User avatar #242 to #241 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia looks around, examining the room as he backs off. It only takes her a few seconds to realize that she wont let a stupid lizard decide her lifes fate. She sprints out of the cabinet and past the argonian with intense speed, moving towards the stairs.
User avatar #221 to #131 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
Sinth turns back to Shane nad puts its ghostly finger on its lips.
They both sneak out of the room and look around.

"You know we may have to kill whoever saw us..." Sinth falls to his knees and looks under a table nearby
"We'll see..." Shane lights a lantern and picks it up.
User avatar #222 to #221 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia curses under her breath, wishing she at least had some clothes on. It was ignorant of her to just come down without a single weapon and no armor. She looked around the room, and saw a cabinet, big enough for her to slither in to.

She tip-toed over to it and slipped inside, cracking it just enough to see out of it.
User avatar #223 to #222 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
Sinth and Shane searcha round the main room in the inn for a bit.
After 10 minutes or so Sinth sits down on a chair. He tries to pick up the wine on the table in front of him. His lack of opacity ruins the whole plan and he looks at it with dissapointment.

"...how did I lvie without mead for a 1000 years?"
"You weren't concious at the time." Shane sits on the chair next to Sinth, picks up the bottle and drinks from it. Not that he's thirsty. He just loves being a dick.
User avatar #224 to #223 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia perks her ears, listening as she hears nothing but voices. They seemed to have stopped searching, at least she can move around a bit. She shuffles a bit in the cabinet and as she does, a broom pushes its way through the door and lands on the floor with a loud band. She gasps again, pulling the cabinet shut.
User avatar #225 to #224 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
Sinth gets up without a word and rushes towards the cabinet. He stops in front of it and waits for Shane.

"On the count of three..." he whispers. "One...Two..Three-"
User avatar #226 to #225 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia blushes as she covers herself up as best she can when the doors to the cabinet swing wide open, staring at the two argonian as her eyes cast back and forth between them.
User avatar #227 to #226 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"Well...this is nice." Sinth smirks.
Shane from another side turns away and covers his eyes with his hand. The scales don't allow him to blush, but if they did he would be as red as it was physically possible.
"Why were you sneaking around?" Sinth leans on the wall next to him.
User avatar #228 to #227 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
"I was washing my clothes.." Leixia says timidly, looking down at the ground as her cheeks turn a soft pink.
User avatar #229 to #228 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"And the soap was in our room?" Sinth's still looking at her. She's enjoying teh sight, that's obvious.
"Uhh... Sinth. We should kinda give her something to put on herself, you know..." Shane looks at him with a troubled look
"NOT until she tells me what she's up to...."
User avatar #230 to #229 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia droops her ears innocently.

"I just.. heard something after I hit my knee so I thought I would see what it was.." she says softly.
User avatar #231 to #230 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"Well...that's unfortunate. You know - we can't let you live now..." Sinth looks at Shane. Killing her is going to be a problem no, since Shane was using the body. And he knew Shane wouldn't kill her.
User avatar #232 to #231 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia's ears perk at that statement and she glares, wishing he werent a phantom figuret so she could tackle him and strangle him to his last breath.

"Touching me will be the last thing you would want to do.." She says in a harsh tone.
User avatar #233 to #232 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"I guess it depends..." Sinth smirks again. The his ghostly face turns serious again "Plus - Im a phantom. What can you do to me?"
User avatar #234 to #233 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
"Youre arguing against yourself. If youre a phantom you cant do anything to me either." Leixia says in a stern voice.
User avatar #235 to #234 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"But he can." He points at Shane who turns and looks at him with a mix of anger and suprise. "And you can't. You dont'have a weapon."
User avatar #236 to #235 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
"My hands are weapons enough." Leixia snaps with a sneer.
User avatar #237 to #236 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"They're useless against magic... would you like to prove that Shane?"
"NO." The lizard backs off a bit.
"Oh for... let me get in there." Sinth reaches for him
"Look - why don't we NOT kill her? Let's...uhh...make her swear?" Shane shrugs
"Swear? Really, Shane? Nothing more original?" Sinth clicks with his lizard tongue. For a second that suprises Shane, but he's a phantom so - its normal... "Want to make her turn around 3 times so she doesn't have bad luck too?"
User avatar #238 to #237 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
"Theyre not useless against a hesitating argonian." Leixia says through clenched teeth, becoming frustrated.
User avatar #239 to #238 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
"Not for long." Sinth reaches and touches Shane's forhead. A bright flash follows and Shane falls to his knees. He mumbles something and after a few seconds stands up again. "Now - what do we do with you? I really don't wanna kill you, but you saw our secret. We can't let you tell it to somebody..."
User avatar #240 to #239 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
"I dont care about your stupid problem. I have more important things to worry about." Leixia says, rolling her eyes a bit.
User avatar #201 to #131 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
IT sits on the shaggy bed in the small room. A single candle is still lit, giving off some light, enough for him to see the surroundings. A small cupboard is placed next to the bed in a desperate try to make the room more comfortable. It had failed.
IT stretches again and crashes on the old sheets. Soon it falls asleep...

Somewhere deep in Shane and it's collective minds an quarrel is heating up.
"Why did you stand up like that? We could get murdered! WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A RIDE ANYWAY?!" Shane is circling in one place nervously
"Relax, will ya?" IT sits on a chair that suddenly appears below him. It's their mind - whatever they want, they get it "You're acting like the wrold's gonna end!"
"End? Oh I know something that may come to an end if you continiue like this - MY LIFE! And yours with it!"
"Bah! Fear not. You know I can deal with anything that comes in my way." IT smirks.
"Except the Dark Brotherhood?"
IT's smirk dissapears. It liks it's lips and looks at Shane.
"Listen." Shane says "You need to be mroe careful. They almost beheaded us on the ship, we almost got butchered in the previous inn and now this. The list can g on forever."
"What are you hinting at, Shane?"
"You have to be more careful, Sinth." IT trembles when Shane speaks the name. "Now - let me out!"
User avatar #202 to #201 - DinosaurLassie (01/05/2013) [-]
Leixia stops herself halfway up the stairs and turns, feeling sort of bad for dismissing the little bit of chivalry left in this piece of **** world. She sighs, turning back and walking past the nords without a word. She looks at the door that argonian had slipped through and knocks on it gently.

User avatar #203 to #202 - machinimax (01/05/2013) [-]
Shane opens his eyes. It was him this time. Not Sith, that old wrath, it was him this time.
The heavy stench of alcohol and rot hits his face like a tidal wave. He coughs slightly and tries to go to sleep again.
The he notices the sound of someone knocking on the door.
'This is it...' he thinks 'Im gonna get butchered....'
He gets up and goes to the door slowly. Reaching for the door handle witha shaking hand, he readies his other for a final stand. If he was gonna die, he would've taken someone with him.
The room doesn't have any other exit except the door - there is a small window, but there was no way Shane is gonna fit though it.
'This is why I had to stay in the body for longer.' Sith called from The Depths 'No use delaying the unavoidable.'

Shane opens the door and gets ready for a blow.

It's a suprsise to see the Elf from earlier standing in front of it.
"Uh...Hi." Shane greets, shaking off the fear.
User avatar #204 to #203 - DinosaurLassie (01/05/2013) [-]
"Hey, um.. I just wanted to sort of apologize. I was frustrated at the time.. and was trying to show my dominance.. I hope you understand. Im sure youre a great fighter." Leixia says and as she speaks you cant see her mouth through the darkness of her hood.

"Ahem.. anyway.. I brought you, some.. clothes.. to make up for it." She hands him what looks like some very nicely woven courier suit and lays it in his hands. "Thought you needed them.. I just stole them from a random room."

Leixia blushes under her hood, now being able to see the beautiful scales of the argonian shimmering in the candle lightl.
User avatar #205 to #204 - machinimax (01/06/2013) [-]
"I..." Shane looks at teh clothes in his hands. They seem pretty nice, even though stolen. That doesn't bother him too much really. Theft was a way of living and not being able to protect yourself from one wasn't a reason to be angry at the thief. "Thank you...Leixia, was it?"

'Are you not bothered they're stolen?'
'Not really.'
'Times have really changed...'

"I did need them indeed." Shane tries to smile. He's not really used to it. Smiling doesn't get you too far "Thanks. Really. I've never seen a woman take care of a nord like that before."
User avatar #206 to #205 - DinosaurLassie (01/06/2013) [-]
"I dont have too much pride as a dark elf but I'll be damned if some drunken scag tries to grab me inappropriately.." Leixia says, smiling a bit. She hesitates before reaching up and pulling her hood back so the argonian can see her pale, dark blue skin. Her long and black wavy curls fell on her shoulders and she blushes a bit.

"Sorry again that there stolen, I have a problem when it comes to thefty hands." She says, scratching the back of her head.
User avatar #207 to #206 - machinimax (01/08/2013) [-]
"Non-nords aren't treated very well around here..." Shane studied her face.

'She's pretty decent looking.' Sith noted.
'I guess.'
'She's also blushing a bit.'
'I noticed.'

"Its not problem if they're stolen, really. Thefty hands, eh? Should I stash my stuff somewhere safe then?"
User avatar #208 to #207 - DinosaurLassie (01/08/2013) [-]
"Heh, I dont steal from those who dont deserve it. Im kind of like Robin Hood.." Leixia says, chuckling at the silly idea.

"Well um, sleep well then. I dont want to take away any more of your time.." She says, taking a step back.
User avatar #209 to #208 - machinimax (01/08/2013) [-]
Shane opens his mouth to say something against the last part for some reason. He closes it.
"Yeah. Im kinda tired." He replies after a few seconds "Good night."
He closes the door gently and goes back to bed. Back to The Depths.
User avatar #210 to #209 - DinosaurLassie (01/08/2013) [-]
Leixia sighs to herself, rubbing at the back of her neck before walking back up the stairs. She pulls off her cloak and weapons, laying them beside her bed. She lays down and holds her pillow close before blinking sleepily, easily falling into a deep rest.
User avatar #211 to #210 - machinimax (01/08/2013) [-]
"So, Shane, what now?"

Sinth was sitting in The Depths of their minds. In a chair. A fictional one, of course.

"Now we have to find that ring." Shane was standing, looking upwards. There was nothing but white space above them. Endless, white space. "And thena smith to extract the crystal."
"Any ideas where we may find the ring?"
"The local merchant?" Shane looked at Sinth "We culd try asking the bartender in the inn.
"Im pretty sure he doesn't know where we can find a magical ring with a bottomless soul gem." Sinth stretched himself.
"Its worth a try."
User avatar #212 to #211 - DinosaurLassie (01/09/2013) [-]
Leixia wakes heavily in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. She pants, looking around the room before lighting the lamp next to her.

"What.. Oh.. Just a dream.." She sighs, laying her head back down on the pillow and retracts, feeling the dampness.

"Right then.. new sheets it is.. and.. cleaning my clothes.." Leixia pulls off her leather armor and sheets, carrying them down the stairs, making sure not to make a noise. By this time, the tavern was free of everyone except for the people in their rooms. She sighs and makes her way across the floor boards before stopping in her tracks. She perks her ears to the room of the argonian.

"Is he talking to someone..? I mean.. wasnt he alone?" She asks herself before letting her ears relax.
User avatar #213 to #212 - machinimax (01/10/2013) [-]
"Hmm... we can make up a plan in the morning..." Sinth relaxed on his new hammock. Not a chair anymore - hammock.
"I need sleep, you're right..." Shane sighed.

He came back to the real world. And then he lay on his bed and went to sleep.
User avatar #214 to #213 - DinosaurLassie (01/10/2013) [-]
Leixia walks to the wash room and hits her knee on a stray object.

"OW **** !" She yells before covering her mouth and shaking her head. She tip-toes over to the water and places her items in it, washing them silently.
User avatar #215 to #214 - machinimax (01/11/2013) [-]
Shane is startled by someone's yelling. He mumbles something to himself and gets up. He can't fall asleep anyway. Shane approaches teh door and silently opens it to check out what's goin on. Stepping outside he notices a figure washing a bunch of weapons. So he takes the best choice in a situation like this: Swiftly gets his ass back in his room and tries to stay out of a some trouble.
User avatar #216 to #215 - DinosaurLassie (01/11/2013) [-]
Leixia perks her ears up again, looking over to see the door close in the distance. She raises an eyebrow before hanging up her clothes and tip-toeing over to it.
User avatar #217 to #216 - machinimax (01/11/2013) [-]
'You're a baby.'
'Burn in oblivion...' Shane sat on a chair in the corner of the room. The picekd up a candle, spread his hand above it and lit it using magic.
He stared at it. Back in the marhs none of this happened. Well - it did, but he accepted it more lightly. It jst felt more...natural...
User avatar #218 to #217 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia approached the slightly opened door and peeked in, seeing the argonian as he lit the candle. She decided she would watch since her sleep had been so rudely broken.
User avatar #219 to #218 - machinimax (01/12/2013) [-]
'Let me out now.'
'You suck.'
'Whatever you say. '

Shane is still satring at the candle. He would fall asleep at some point. Hopefully.

'*sigh* FINE!' Shane concentrates. After a bit of time sweat comes up on his forehead. Getting a soul out of yourself isn't easy, but not impossible. As long as the other soul wasn't too far away - it's okay.
A sudden flash and a ghostly figure appears in the middle of the room.

"Ahh..." It cracks it's fingers "I can never get enough of this..."
User avatar #220 to #219 - DinosaurLassie (01/12/2013) [-]
Leixia gasps and stares, covering her mouth to hide her heavy breathing but it seems the gesture is useless when the two turn to look at the direction of the noise. She scurries away into the wash room, completely unarmed with her bow and quiver upstairs. Not even a dagger in sight. Wonderful.
User avatar #181 to #131 - machinimax (01/03/2013) [-]
Daedra lords... they were the ones who did this to Shane and to IT. THEY cursed him and because of THEM he had to deal with IT. But Shane was going to get it back someday...

IT didn't mind it though - the curse gave him freedom. Instead of being trapped in some stupid Soul Crystal, he got to roam around Skyrim!

IT figures it's better to fill the time to the camp with some smalltalk.
"A daedra lord? Where'd you find that? And why did it give her to you?"
User avatar #182 to #181 - DinosaurLassie (01/03/2013) [-]
"Sheogorath, to be exact, is the one who gave me such a wonderful gift. Its unusual for deadra lords to be friends with mortals, but in this case I think he makes an exception." Leixia begins to explain, her horse trotting slowly across the ground.

"I found him when I came across his statue, actually. I had the proper offering and he immediately liked me. Its a nice friendship." She smiles to herself.
User avatar #183 to #182 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
'Sheogorath...sheogorath...' Shane tries to think while keeping a touch with reality in the same time 'Hmm...The daedra lord of...battles? No! Of Madness!'
'Is it even possible to be a friend if a Daedra? And even more: with the Prince of Madness?' IT asks. Not out aloud of course. He asks himself - on thought. That's the only way for Shane to hear him.
'Apparently it is... ask her what offering she made!'

"The prince of madness? Well... wow... and what offering did you make?" IT asks.

'Actually - I think I know what it was...' Shane says to himself. Even though he knows IT can hear him, it's still a nice illusion.
User avatar #184 to #183 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
"Well, the worshippers there told me I needed lettuce, lesser soul gem, or yarn.. and I happened to have all three so I wrapped a soul gem in lettuce with yarn. He got a laugh out of that." Leixia smiles to herself again, petting her horse.
User avatar #185 to #184 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
'...I thought she gave him cheese...'

"Hah..." IT pated the horse "Ya know - I've met with a daedra too... once..."
User avatar #186 to #185 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
"Oh really? Which one?" Leixia asks curiously, always having been interested in the deadric lords.
User avatar #187 to #186 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
"Molag Bal. It wasn't a very nice encounter..." IT sighs "How much more do we have left? Of the road I mean."

Molag Bal...
The name makes Shane cringe. Or at least what is left of Shane. That...thing...it ruined his life. His adventures, his studies - it all went to Oblivion just because of that one Daedra.
User avatar #188 to #187 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
"Im actually studying deadra.. If you could tell me about your exploration in that area I would be very grateful." Leixia says, "Also, the city is right in front of you, as you can see." She points.
User avatar #189 to #188 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
IT narrows his eyes. The darkness is really thick and he still can't make out the city. But that doesn't trouble him as much as her request.

'...now comes the time when YOU need ME.' Shane tells to it.
'I still remember how the place looked like! And I know how I got there'
'Your information is a thousand years old or so. She may see flaws in it, whaddaya think about that?'
'...Fine. But I can't let you out NOW.'

"My exploration? Sure I'll tell you..." It says "But tomorrow - its a long story and Im kinda tired now..."
User avatar #190 to #189 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
"Understandable.. That way I can write down details.." Leixia rambles to herself a bit before they stop at the gates of the city.

"Here you are.. I have to take my horse to the stables to rest. Off you go." She smiles and hops off the horse gracefully.
User avatar #191 to #190 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
IT hops off the horse and looks at the gates.
"Ok then" it stretches "I'll be in the inn. Probably gonna drink for a bit and then go to sleep. 'til tomorrow!"
User avatar #192 to #191 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
"Mhm. Rest well.." Leixia brings her exhausted horse to the stable and ties her there, loving on her a bit before heading into the city. She walks up to the inn and decides to make a new approach to entering. She sighs soflty and pulls her hood back, fully exposing her elven features to everyone.

The dark blue, perfect skin shines in the moonlight as she reaches towards the door, pulling it open so see a large amount of nords and other assorted races in the tavern. She glares a bit before strutting straight towards the owner.

"Just a room." She says and lays the appropriate money on the table. He returns the favor with keys and she heads upstairs to rest.
User avatar #193 to #192 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
IT is sitting on a stool near a pot, filled with something boiling, and is warming his hands on the fire below it. Shane is nervous, which really doesn't matter now, since the body isn't his currenty. He's nervous, because he knowsthat racism in Skyrim is a common thing. So common, that killing someone over him/her having scales/long ears or e.t.c. is a normal thing. And after a bottle of wine...

Then again, while IT was possesing his body there wasn't much danger. He had seen him fighting. It was pretty...amazing. IT picks up the bottle placed next to him and takes a sip off it. It needs better clothes. These don't satisfy him - casual rags. Rags was overexagurated. The thing he was wearing was the type of cloth you find at the bottom of a closet - the one you never use, because its at the bottom and is harder to reach. With other words: old, smelly and unpleasant to look at.

'Go to sleep already!' Shane's getting inpatient 'I hate this place. I want out NOW!'
'I'm waiting for something interesting to happen.' IT takes another sip 'Can't sleep otherwise...'
User avatar #194 to #193 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
Leixia only makes it a few step up the stairs before someone has the courage to yell at her.

"HEY ELF!" A nord calls.

"You have got to be ******* me right now.." She says under her breath, not agitated more than anything. "Yes!? What?"

"Get that pretty little ass back here so I can rip it a new one." He says as his buddies laugh.

"Trust me.. you dont want that.." Leixia smiles to herself.

User avatar #195 to #194 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
IT moves his attention to a bunch of nords molesting a dark elf. This is going to be fun...

'Hey... isn't that Leixia, was it? ' Shane hints to IT.
'What makes you think that?'
'The blood stains, the robe. '
IT listens to the nords for a bit. He stands up.

'Don't do it. Please. Im sure she can deal with it.'

"HEY NORDS!" IT shouts "Don't you know how to treat people? Oh wait - my bad. Pigs don't know what manners are!"
Silence falls in the inn.

'I've got a plan. Don't worry.'
User avatar #196 to #195 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
"Oh look there. Someone else to **** with. Wonderful. Now leave me alone." Leixia goes to walk up the stairs but is grabbed by the hips and pulled down on top of a nord. She blushes a bit before she whispered in a death voice.

"Ill give you three ******* seconds to unhand me before I gut you like a god damn mud crab." Leixia says through clenched teeth.
User avatar #197 to #196 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
Shane laughs, at least he has teh idea to do that. He isn't very fit to laugh in his current state.
'They didn't even care.'
'They're too focused on the booty.'

IT steps forward and reaches in its bag for a weapon.

'STOP IT.' Shane commands 'You're gonna get yourself killed AND her too.'
'A knife? All you have is a bloody knife?'
'I use magic. I don't need weapons. Now stop it!'
User avatar #198 to #197 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
The nord lets go of Leixia who nearly breaks his finger into dust. She leans against the wall that he had pushed her against and looks over at the argonian.

"Hey, look. That courageous of you and stuff, but I can handle myself.." She glaresm not really upset at the argonian so much as what is causing all the trouble.
User avatar #199 to #198 - machinimax (01/04/2013) [-]
IT looks at the nord. He doesn't seem too jolly anymore.

'See? She's a strong independent woman who need no guard!' Shane says. His humor doesn't die off even in the place he currently is.

"If that is the case, then I'll be off." IT shoves the knife back in the bag and scurries off to his room in a grudgy manner.

'The ammount of satisfaction your failiure to show off brought to me is really disturbing.'
'Shut the **** up.'
User avatar #200 to #199 - DinosaurLassie (01/04/2013) [-]
Leixia nods graciously, not noticing that was the argonian from earlier and looks back at the nords.

"Now, Im going to go up to my room. You are going to shut the **** up and leave me alone.. got it?" She glares at the whole group of them. One opens his mouth ti speak out.

"Hey-" Leixia takes a throwing knife from her hip and point its at the nord's throught.

"Got. It?" She asks in a deep tone before he nods slowly. She sheathes the knife and walks up the stairs, heels almost cracking the wood.
User avatar #132 to #131 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
Shane kicks a rock in front of him. He doesn't like it here, in Skyirim. The weather is too cold, the Nords are bit too much for him and the wildlife is being a b---ch. Why'd he have to leave the Marsh? He loved it there! It was gloomy and dark. The plants were scarce and the whole place smelled of rotting and death. And yet he loved it!

An unknown kind of insect tries to feed on his Argonian blood. Luckily his tough scales protect Shane from being fested on.
'I have to sleep somewhere' he looks around 'or at least have a drink or two.'
He walks for about 10 more minutes until he sees a tavern. He drags his tired body to it's doors and sits on the bench next to them, to take a breath.
User avatar #133 to #132 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
Leixia doesnt make it five more steps before someone else touches her. She sighs angrily and turns to the face of an orc.

"We dont like your kind here." He slithers her tongue at her and leans in closer.

"Im sorry what was that? Couldt hear you." She says in a silk-like voice.

"I said, We dont HU-" Leixia stabs him in the neck, blood squirting vulgarly onto the wooden floor boards. Hee grabs at the area of penetration before falling hard to the ground. The whole bar goes silent.

"Oops.." She says sarcastically before pulling the gold filled bag from the Orc's belt and swiftly taking some wine from a shelf on her way out. She slams the door shut behind her.
User avatar #134 to #133 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
Shane's about to doze off when a door slam noise mstartles him. He swiftly looks towards the inn's front doors and sees a cloaked figure. Besides the figure being shady there are some spots of blood on the cloth. Shane figures that he'd better ask for directions, disregarding the blood stains. He isn't even sure if he's been walking the right way...

" 'Xcuse me." He stands up "May I ask if this is the way towards Riften?"
He looks at the Wine Bottle for a second. The bartenders let the customers keep the bottles here? Weird...
User avatar #135 to #134 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
Leixia turns towards the argonian, her crimson blood eyes staring at him through her hood.

"Yes.. its down that road." She nods towards it, and her voice cuts through the air like sharp knives. She studies the lizard-looking creature.
User avatar #136 to #135 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
"Well. I can't believe I'm finally in luck." Shane sighs " But knowing how things have been going lately there's probably a bear waiting for me somewhere near it. Thank you for informing me."
He proceeds to open the door leading to the inside of the inn, but stops when he sees what's inside. He reapidly turns towards the stranger. As soon as he meets her eyes, he swallows his question.

"I guess...I'll be on my way then!" He heads towards the road.
'Judging by the fact that guy killed an orc...I think a bear would be a better fate than spending time with him...'
Actually - was it a him? The voice sounded more... woman like. This sends shivers down Shane's spine. A woman taking down an orc...
User avatar #137 to #136 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
Leixia blinks under her hood.
"That was weird.." She says to herself, wiping off a bit of blood from her leather armor. She looks around a bit before whistling and a horse trot is heard in the distance. A jet black animal with beaming red eyes whinnies from around a tree and comes up to Leixia, nuzzling her lovingly.

"I guess there wont be much resting tonight, girl.." She pets her long face before kissing her nose and lifting herself onto the beast.
User avatar #138 to #137 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
Shane looked ahead. The night's darkness was like a solid wall. He can't see anything more than 5 feet in front of him. He looks at the moon. It isn't blocked by ahything, neither is it in a hollow state.

'How does darkness become darker?' He thinks. Suddenly his head starts hurting. He tries to resist it, but the headache is growing stronger. The influence is too strong.
'Shaane...let me out Shane...please...pretty please?' A voice calls from the depths of his conciousness
'Stay inside! And shut it!'
'Oh...but I'm not asking!'

Shane cringes and falls to his knees in the muddy road. He tries to let out a shout, but finds himself unable to control any part of his body. He can only watch now.
His body is no longer his. It now blongs to... to IT.

"Ok." IT says to itself "Now... let's see where we are..."

(Im gonna be back in 30 minutes or so!)
User avatar #139 to #138 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
Leixia began down the road, her horse trotting at a steady pace. She was trying not to tire her out too much since they had been traveling all day and then this happened. She sighed, rubbing her horse lovingly.

"Its okay, girl.. Ill find a place to set up camp.." She continues for awhile before pulling on the reigns.

'That looks like that argonian from earlier.'

She looks at him from about ten feet away, wondering if she should just ride past or not. Then again, she pretty much made him suffocate in fright.

User avatar #140 to #139 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
'Why are you doing this?' Shane asks from somewhere far away 'Why don't you just stay inside my conciousness?'
'Your mind is a real mess.' IT replies 'You need to fix it. Plus the outside world is so much more...interesting...'

IT suddenly hears a sound nearby. He looks around and sees a plain black, red-eyed horse with a shady rider.

'Oh no...listen - run!' Shane wants to make his body shiver, o be paralyzed with fear 'Oh... she's gonna slay you! I shouldn't have stopped at the inn!'
'Death? Oh...' IT stands up and cleans some mud off the rags he's covered with 'finally something amusing...'
User avatar #141 to #140 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
"Hey.. you okay? Um.. didnt mean to scare you.." Leixia jumps off her horse and pats her gently before attempting to approach the argonian.
User avatar #142 to #141 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
IT turns and stares at the figure for a few seconds.

"I'm...I'm quite fine. Are you heading to Riften?" IT sticks its hand out for a handshake "Name's Shane! Yours?"

'WHAT?! Are you crazy?! She muredered that orc! AND DONT YOU DARE USE MY NAME!'
'Hush minion. That's MY name now.'
User avatar #143 to #142 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
"I am.. But I was going to find somewhere to make camp. Nightmare is a bit winded and needs her rest.." Leixia looks over the argonian curiously as her horse trots up and nudges her for her attention.
User avatar #144 to #143 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
"I shall be much obliged if you could help me get to Riften! Or at least somewhere closer!" IT looks at the horse. The way it's eyes glow is... not terrifying - more intriguing than terrifiying. "I can pay you for that too!"

'NO YOU CAN"T!' Shane was trying to overcome IT and take control over his body.
'I said HUSH. I have a plan.'
User avatar #145 to #144 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
"Hmm.. Well, I could only do it tomorrow. Like I said, Nightmare is tired and, oof.." She pats the horse to calm her a bit, "two is too many for her right now."
User avatar #146 to #145 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
"I understand... well... I'll be on my way then, I guess." IT turned around and looked at the long muddy road ahead.
User avatar #147 to #146 - DinosaurLassie (12/31/2012) [-]
Leixia sighs to herself. She hadnt done a lot of good in her life, but the argonian looked tired.

"Actually, yeah, Ill take you." She turns to her horse and kisses her nose. "Sorry girl.." She hops onto her back and trots over to the him, reaching out her hand.
User avatar #148 to #147 - machinimax (12/31/2012) [-]
IT gives the unknown creature a suspicious look, but smiles and takes her hand, getting up on the horse.

'ARE YOU INSANE?! YOU-' Shane doesn't even feel like arguing with IT anymore - it's useless.

"I didn't get to learn your name, by the way." IT says.
User avatar #149 to #148 - DinosaurLassie (01/01/2013) [-]
"Leixia. Pleased to meet you." She keeps her hood up, making sure not to push Nightmare too far. The argonian is light and her small dark elven body makes it easier than carrying a nord but it still hard on her. She continues to pet her to keep her sane.
User avatar #150 to #149 - machinimax (01/01/2013) [-]
"Pleasure's all mine" IT said "This is a very nice horse you have here, Leixia, but why do his eyes glow...?"
User avatar #151 to #150 - DinosaurLassie (01/01/2013) [-]
The horse flicks the argonian hard with her tail and whinnies.

"Well, first off.. She's a girl. And second off, its because she is a gift given to me by one of the deadra lords." Leixia explains.
#115 - lightingeagle (12/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #116 to #115 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]

I'm fine.
I got the game Dark souls.

http://darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/Img0078.jpg/344656128/1200x789/Img 0078.jpg

User avatar #117 to #116 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
Well, I'd say I'm schizophrenic..

User avatar #118 to #117 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]

It must be awesome!
How is it?
#119 to #118 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
Well, I have a TARDIS, two tulpaes, one of which has "taken over", and it's really neat!

Neater than two newborns, I tell ya hwut.
User avatar #120 to #119 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]
How is teh TARDIS a personality...?
User avatar #121 to #120 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
It's not, it's a means of transport.

Well, looks like I'm confirmed for ******* insane, let me tell you.
User avatar #122 to #121 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]
Did you contact a specialist?
So you can confirm it?
User avatar #123 to #122 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
Hell no. I'm not telling anyone that ******* pastel colored horses are having sex, about to marry eachother and, in some cases, take reign over me.

Not telling anyone that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]

Yeah - you shouldn't do that...
User avatar #125 to #124 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
Shouldn't do what?
User avatar #126 to #125 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]
tell anyone
User avatar #127 to #126 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh, right.

I'm not gonna tell people about what I have with Ben. He feels as if it's not good if it gets found out.

Oh, and what do I call you? You're a friend of Ben, right?
User avatar #128 to #127 - machinimax (12/24/2012) [-]
Im guessing you're that 2nd guy?
Call me Max I guess...
User avatar #129 to #128 - lightingeagle (12/24/2012) [-]
Hello Max, I'm Novae. Well, I'm going by Novuum, as my husband decided it'd be funny to change our genders. I'm trying to solve that now.
User avatar #130 to #129 - machinimax (12/27/2012) [-]
He's pretty fun then.
How you doing?
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#109 - cloymax (11/17/2012) [-]
You stickin' with "Machi" for Robo?
User avatar #110 to #109 - machinimax (11/17/2012) [-]
yeah, I guess...
It wasnt THAT had to get him!
Although I hate that giant robot boss...
User avatar #111 to #110 - cloymax (11/17/2012) [-]
That boss? T'was a breeze.

Well it still took a while, I don't play it much.

As for the name, we could think of another one to shorten it down to?

How about Manix?
User avatar #112 to #111 - machinimax (11/17/2012) [-]

Machi sounds...

Too un-serious for a robot....
manix is good though.
User avatar #113 to #112 - cloymax (11/17/2012) [-]
I thought so too <.<

Manix it is then.
User avatar #106 to #104 - machinimax (11/06/2012) [-]
#105 to #104 - Nintendokami (11/06/2012) [-]
And two.

What do you think?
#107 to #105 - machinimax (11/06/2012) [-]
Ergo expect mor requests from me some time soon!
User avatar #108 to #107 - Nintendokami (11/06/2012) [-]
Will do!
Glad you liked it!
User avatar #98 - santanicaus (10/13/2012) [-]

Long time no see.

How goes it?
User avatar #99 to #98 - machinimax (10/13/2012) [-]

Pretty good, how about you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - santanicaus (10/13/2012) [-]
All right, just doing some stupid animation stuffz in my sketchbook.
User avatar #101 to #100 - machinimax (10/14/2012) [-]
What kind of animation exactly?
User avatar #102 to #101 - santanicaus (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh, simple walk and run cycles.
User avatar #103 to #102 - machinimax (10/14/2012) [-]
We all gotta start from somewhere.
So - anything intreesting lately?
User avatar #87 - lightingeagle (09/26/2012) [-]
hey fagit

What's up?
User avatar #88 to #87 - machinimax (09/26/2012) [-]
I was Just thinking about asking you the same.
Only without the faget.

Nothing. Playin BL2.
Im also going to introduce Intrigue in the fic.
User avatar #89 to #88 - lightingeagle (09/26/2012) [-]
Oh darn.
I dunno why, but I make habit out of saying "fagit" to almost everyone I try and talk to...

BL2? No idea what that is, I was watining for WoW to finish so I could try it out.

Oh boy, enjoy that!
User avatar #90 to #89 - machinimax (09/26/2012) [-]

what should she do? I have the scennario where she is at the park, looking at trees, making up a meaning of ife and the deniyng it.
Then she talks with CMC.
User avatar #91 to #90 - lightingeagle (09/26/2012) [-]

Maybe a rip in time, or she is talking and just gets transported to a random period in time, or she winds up next to Atom?
User avatar #92 to #91 - machinimax (09/26/2012) [-]
Atom is actually pretty close to her. Curently travelling to AJ.
But I could make something up...

I see it now...

User avatar #93 to #92 - lightingeagle (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm going to see why five of my eight in my boat like WoW so much. And if I don't like it, I don't. Simple as that! I think...

User avatar #94 to #93 - machinimax (09/26/2012) [-]

I actually dislike WoW...
User avatar #95 to #94 - lightingeagle (09/26/2012) [-]
Con.. gratulation(s)?
User avatar #96 to #95 - machinimax (09/26/2012) [-]
Since I could get my life destroyed by it...
User avatar #97 to #96 - lightingeagle (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, I still have a life and I'm 20 minutes in.

How about that?
#75 - lordfuckerslives (09/14/2012) [-]
"knock knock..."
#76 to #75 - machinimax (09/14/2012) [-]
Oh. It's you again.
Hello. What is it?
#77 to #76 - lordfuckerslives (09/14/2012) [-]
*hits you in the mouth*
"you must say: who´s there??
got it??"
#78 to #77 - machinimax (09/14/2012) [-]
OW! Hey! 			****		 YOU!   
OW! Hey! **** YOU!
#79 to #78 - lordfuckerslives (09/14/2012) [-]
"i.. want ... your... blood..."
#80 to #79 - machinimax (09/14/2012) [-]
#81 to #80 - lordfuckerslives (09/14/2012) [-]
*laughs menacingly*
"words and spells won´t work with me, Twilight Sparkle...i´m 1 level above you..."
#82 to #81 - machinimax (09/14/2012) [-]
Ok. Why is it you want MY blood?
Can't you take someone else's?
#83 to #82 - lordfuckerslives (09/14/2012) [-]
"i want the blood of the mightiest wizard equestria has ever seen, you´re my golosine..."
#84 to #83 - machinimax (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure Im not the best wizard.
Make a little research.
#85 to #84 - lordfuckerslives (09/14/2012) [-]
"then i´m wasting my time here, good night loser..."
#86 to #85 - machinimax (09/14/2012) [-]
Good night. Now let me read.
Good night. Now let me read.
User avatar #73 - theonetruesunnyday (09/11/2012) [-]
Your questions have been answered. ^^

It took way longer then I thought to do all that editing by the way...
User avatar #74 to #73 - machinimax (09/12/2012) [-]
You keep trying to raise that sun!
User avatar #72 to #71 - machinimax (08/23/2012) [-]
No. Used simple logic.
I fetched the link to the Nice thread and since its located on a profile I deleted some parts of the link and tu-daah!

Glad I could help!
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