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|#3 - shh just let this great movie rest in piece. You don't want th… [+] (31 new replies)||18 hours ago on We have waited too long||+116|
#49 - 2scared2login (7 hours ago) [-]
#88 - 2scared2login (2 hours ago) [-]
I for one though episode 1 was pretty darn good. However 2-3 are essentaily Seinfeld episodes without the funny. Anakin is Seinfeld, the Emperor is George costanza and the jedi council are basicly the new love in Anakins Life.
However Seinfeld (Anakin) feels that his new love (the Jedi Council) is keeping stuff from him so instead of taking it up with them he goes to George (the Emperor) and because of some stupid advice he gets from george (the Emperor) he gets into a fight with his new love (The Jedi council) ending the episode with them breaking up.
#63 - darthblam (5 hours ago) [-]
Also, like what hawaiianhappysauce said, Anakin was just a total whiny, boring, ridiculous bitch. It was almost insulting that he was supposed to become Vader.
"Oh no, I had a vision of my girlfriend dying? What's that old guy? You can teach me to save her if I betray all of my friends, murdering all of them, and slaughtering thousands while allowing you to form a tyrannical empire? That sounds like a fair deal!"
Like.. Sidious is supposed to be an incredibly manipulative bastard, but come on.
#23 - hawaiianhappysauce (7 hours ago) [-]
I guess you are too young to understand. And I always put my unpopular opinion in spoilers so no one can see them and get mad:
to start off you can either read this and be done with it, OR watch 3 hours of this guy here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI - basically taking the movie apart, and for the most part he raises some pretty good points (also some weird humor too).
Lets start with episode 1 shall we.
1. The plot makes no sense. There is this whole ordeal on signing a treaty and then palaptine gets a vote of no confidence so he can get into power... what?
2. The characters are very dull. I think the only character that had some (and by some I mean little instead of no) depth was Qui Gon, which is sad.
3. Jar Jar
... actually fuck it, you should watch the youtube video if you want extreme details. Personally I think episode 1 was the best of the 3, still a bad movie but at least we don't have WHINY FUCKING ANAKIN BITCH MODE.
So here are 3 things that sucked big time:
1. Anakin... who was Darth Fucking Vader, was a bitch.
2. The whole romance thing between Anakin and Padme in episode 2 is so forced and beyond cringe worthy that you have to skip the scenes if you own the dvd (I bet you do it to skip to the action scenes).
3. Obi-Wan was not the main character (because the movies never had a main character). The movies should have focused on him and not the whole Anakin x Padme shit. Also, why the fuck are there kids in these movies? 4-6 had 0 kids.
#32 - hawaiianhappysauce (7 hours ago) [-]
If you watch all the videos you would be the first person to listen to me. You would also understand what I'm talking about. Another thing I wanted to point out was the because the new movies have so much special effects... and you would see what the guy is talking about when he reviews episode 3... There are so much of it because every scene is special effects. Characters don't interact well inside a blue screen environment. If you look at the older movies, everything they made was real. R2-D2 was a midjet, C 3PO was a person, many of the characters were muppets (including yoda) and it worked out really well. We ended up caring about the characters because they looked more human. In the prequels it's hard to care about characters because you can't relate to them...
#8 - 2scared2login (12 hours ago) [-]
incredibles would have been perfect for a sequel though... finding nemo and cars were better left alone - but the incredibles is crying out for a sequel in my opinion
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