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#27 - I think you're right  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger +2
User avatar #34 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
That guy's retarded and you just agreed with him.
User avatar #40 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
Why can't you agree with retards?
User avatar #41 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
You can't be serious.
User avatar #42 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
I've no idea what is a Bean Burrito or XXL Burrito, but from what thealtman described them as, it seems to me that there would be a difference between a beans and cheese only XXL Burrito and a Bean Burrito.
User avatar #44 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
There isn't. That's what makes it retarded and him a retard. Also why there's a reason "agreeing with a retard" is not a good thing.
User avatar #47 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
1) Just because somebody is retarded doesn't mean they're 100% times wrong about everything.
2)How is there no difference between limp dry bread and warm grilled bread?
User avatar #50 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
I gave you a chance but now I'm done talking to a retard. Sorry, bud.
User avatar #51 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
Great argument m8.
#24 - what kind of center is it, if you don't mind my asking? I alw…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger 0
User avatar #25 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Thats pretty much what it was. I was assigned to his house and thats where i went. Clocked in and out on the employee laptop. Recorded what he ate, drank, when he slept, BM'd, etc. Also house hold stuff like chores and fixing food. We had an actual "center" though that the other non violent clients went to. That was how they made their money. They where given simple "jobs" to do. pretty much just given a bunch of nuts and bolts and screwed them together They got to interact with the other clients and staff, ate lunch, and played basket ball and stuff like that.
#20 - I don't think I'd be able to handle situations or clients like…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger +1
User avatar #23 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
I was never alone with him though, he was probably the most dangerous at the center so we had 2 staff with him at all times, 24/7. Still though, with 2 of us there, it was still hard to control him when he had an outburst. And youre right, the greatest thing was seeing him do stuff like that, it always made me laugh.
User avatar #24 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
what kind of center is it, if you don't mind my asking? I always did out patient type things, I went to their homes. My title was "Personal Assistant" and helped with like goals and chores etc, so that's the only type of care I really know much about. Is it like a government funded place?
User avatar #25 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Thats pretty much what it was. I was assigned to his house and thats where i went. Clocked in and out on the employee laptop. Recorded what he ate, drank, when he slept, BM'd, etc. Also house hold stuff like chores and fixing food. We had an actual "center" though that the other non violent clients went to. That was how they made their money. They where given simple "jobs" to do. pretty much just given a bunch of nuts and bolts and screwed them together They got to interact with the other clients and staff, ate lunch, and played basket ball and stuff like that.
#18 - Jesus, that would be scary as **** . I have never…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger +1
User avatar #19 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, most of them are really sweet and caring people. Its just, some of the people at the center had anger issues. Like, on more than one occasion we had to tackle him while the nurse gave him a tranquilizer. Other times, he is really chill, like when Beauty and the Beast is playing, he is the kindest guy ever. As scary as it is to see him angry, its probably one of the funniest things ever to see him dancing in the living room singing "Be our Guest" while pretending he is Belle.
User avatar #20 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't think I'd be able to handle situations or clients like that due to how unpredictable they really can be. But I totally agree, it puts a huge smile on my face when they just are doing something they totally love like something like dancing to be our guest
User avatar #23 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
I was never alone with him though, he was probably the most dangerous at the center so we had 2 staff with him at all times, 24/7. Still though, with 2 of us there, it was still hard to control him when he had an outburst. And youre right, the greatest thing was seeing him do stuff like that, it always made me laugh.
User avatar #24 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
what kind of center is it, if you don't mind my asking? I always did out patient type things, I went to their homes. My title was "Personal Assistant" and helped with like goals and chores etc, so that's the only type of care I really know much about. Is it like a government funded place?
User avatar #25 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Thats pretty much what it was. I was assigned to his house and thats where i went. Clocked in and out on the employee laptop. Recorded what he ate, drank, when he slept, BM'd, etc. Also house hold stuff like chores and fixing food. We had an actual "center" though that the other non violent clients went to. That was how they made their money. They where given simple "jobs" to do. pretty much just given a bunch of nuts and bolts and screwed them together They got to interact with the other clients and staff, ate lunch, and played basket ball and stuff like that.
#9 - this has the sound of the original funnyjunk and youtube videos 03/03/2015 on Aloha snackbar 0
#11 - None of them have a mean bone in their body Except fo…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger +1
User avatar #17 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Some of them can be very mean. I used to work at center as a DSP Direct Service Personnel Tard Wrangler and the tard i guarded was mean. He had cut off his dads pinky and ring finger which got him put into states custody and sent to us. Most of the time, he was fine. But those times that he wast, holy fuck, look out. You have never seen anything as scary as a 6'3 200lb black tard going ape shit because he wants to watch Beauty and the Beast but cant find the right DVD. And i say the right DVD, because he had like 20 copies of it, but he wanted to watch the extended directors cut. Few times have i feared for my life, but that, that was one of those times.
User avatar #35 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
He cut off his dad's fingers and they didn't put him down? Were the people in charge of that case retarded too?
User avatar #55 - danniegurl (03/03/2015) [-]
you don't "put down" people.
User avatar #58 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #38 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Honestly, the dad was real cool about it. He understood his son had problems and that him being sent to a state center would be the only way he could have a sorta normal life. He even visited him almost every month. Was a real nice guy.
User avatar #39 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
Poor guy. Now I kinda feel bad for the father.
User avatar #43 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Hell, if im not mistaken This has been a few years ago they guy wasnt even his real father. He just adopted the kid because his parents abandoned him because of his mental state. To have his fingers cut off and still love and visit a guy that isnt even his own biological son, thats one hell of guy.
User avatar #59 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
No longer feel bad for the father.
User avatar #18 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
Jesus, that would be scary as fuck. I have never had experiences like that. I guess I shouldn't have said they don't have a mean bone in their body when the better way of putting it may have been is that most of their nature is not of an evil place, if that makes sense
User avatar #19 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, most of them are really sweet and caring people. Its just, some of the people at the center had anger issues. Like, on more than one occasion we had to tackle him while the nurse gave him a tranquilizer. Other times, he is really chill, like when Beauty and the Beast is playing, he is the kindest guy ever. As scary as it is to see him angry, its probably one of the funniest things ever to see him dancing in the living room singing "Be our Guest" while pretending he is Belle.
User avatar #20 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't think I'd be able to handle situations or clients like that due to how unpredictable they really can be. But I totally agree, it puts a huge smile on my face when they just are doing something they totally love like something like dancing to be our guest
User avatar #23 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
I was never alone with him though, he was probably the most dangerous at the center so we had 2 staff with him at all times, 24/7. Still though, with 2 of us there, it was still hard to control him when he had an outburst. And youre right, the greatest thing was seeing him do stuff like that, it always made me laugh.
User avatar #24 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
what kind of center is it, if you don't mind my asking? I always did out patient type things, I went to their homes. My title was "Personal Assistant" and helped with like goals and chores etc, so that's the only type of care I really know much about. Is it like a government funded place?
User avatar #25 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Thats pretty much what it was. I was assigned to his house and thats where i went. Clocked in and out on the employee laptop. Recorded what he ate, drank, when he slept, BM'd, etc. Also house hold stuff like chores and fixing food. We had an actual "center" though that the other non violent clients went to. That was how they made their money. They where given simple "jobs" to do. pretty much just given a bunch of nuts and bolts and screwed them together They got to interact with the other clients and staff, ate lunch, and played basket ball and stuff like that.
#9 - I worked with special needs adults. I took two to Taco Bel…  [+] (32 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger +35
#26 - thealtman (03/03/2015) [-]
...I think you guys are the tards.

Bean Burrito:
> Anemic amount of beans and cheese
> Limp dry bread
> So much fucking bread

XXL Burrito:
> Packed with deliciousness
> Warm grilled bread
> Perfect gooey cheese and bean to bread ratio

Shit, that sounds so good...I'm definitely getting it the next time I go.
User avatar #27 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
I think you're right
User avatar #34 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
That guy's retarded and you just agreed with him.
User avatar #40 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
Why can't you agree with retards?
User avatar #41 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
You can't be serious.
User avatar #42 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
I've no idea what is a Bean Burrito or XXL Burrito, but from what thealtman described them as, it seems to me that there would be a difference between a beans and cheese only XXL Burrito and a Bean Burrito.
User avatar #44 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
There isn't. That's what makes it retarded and him a retard. Also why there's a reason "agreeing with a retard" is not a good thing.
User avatar #47 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
1) Just because somebody is retarded doesn't mean they're 100% times wrong about everything.
2)How is there no difference between limp dry bread and warm grilled bread?
User avatar #50 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
I gave you a chance but now I'm done talking to a retard. Sorry, bud.
User avatar #51 - techjoker (03/03/2015) [-]
Great argument m8.
#15 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
"sweet" if your idea of sweet is that, im sorry for the way your father treated you.
User avatar #12 - badgertom (03/03/2015) [-]
They are very sweet innocent people. I volunteered with a disabled youth group and at Christmas we took them to the panto as a treat.
I sat next to an autistic guy in the very front row and throughout the entire show he shouted at the villain calling him a bastard and a cunt. The actor definitely heard all of this.
Major lolz were had.
#63 - anonexplains (03/04/2015) [-]
I imagine it was near impossible to get him to stop if you were loling. I would have laughed so hard
#16 - sacrilegious (03/03/2015) [-]
What is a panto?
User avatar #61 - ruebezahl (03/03/2015) [-]
Apparently an event where it is considered ok to put disruptive people into the front row.
User avatar #29 - badgertom (03/03/2015) [-]
Pantomime. It's a British tradition at Christmas where a bunch of out-of-work actors and B-List Celebrities perform shows such as Aladdin or Jack and the Beanstalks for families and little kids. They sing songs and tell terrible jokes etc.
User avatar #10 - blamie (03/03/2015) [-]
I find special needs people to be really cool most of the time, my neighbor was pretty autistic, and i could see his blatant lack of picking up on social ques but he was a cool guy who could do math REALLY well.
User avatar #11 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
None of them have a mean bone in their body

Except for the time when the girl I worked with, her boyfriend was trying to be taken from her by another special needs girl, hahah.
User avatar #17 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Some of them can be very mean. I used to work at center as a DSP Direct Service Personnel Tard Wrangler and the tard i guarded was mean. He had cut off his dads pinky and ring finger which got him put into states custody and sent to us. Most of the time, he was fine. But those times that he wast, holy fuck, look out. You have never seen anything as scary as a 6'3 200lb black tard going ape shit because he wants to watch Beauty and the Beast but cant find the right DVD. And i say the right DVD, because he had like 20 copies of it, but he wanted to watch the extended directors cut. Few times have i feared for my life, but that, that was one of those times.
User avatar #35 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
He cut off his dad's fingers and they didn't put him down? Were the people in charge of that case retarded too?
User avatar #55 - danniegurl (03/03/2015) [-]
you don't "put down" people.
User avatar #58 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #38 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Honestly, the dad was real cool about it. He understood his son had problems and that him being sent to a state center would be the only way he could have a sorta normal life. He even visited him almost every month. Was a real nice guy.
User avatar #39 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
Poor guy. Now I kinda feel bad for the father.
User avatar #43 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Hell, if im not mistaken This has been a few years ago they guy wasnt even his real father. He just adopted the kid because his parents abandoned him because of his mental state. To have his fingers cut off and still love and visit a guy that isnt even his own biological son, thats one hell of guy.
User avatar #59 - toosexyforyou (03/03/2015) [-]
No longer feel bad for the father.
User avatar #18 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
Jesus, that would be scary as fuck. I have never had experiences like that. I guess I shouldn't have said they don't have a mean bone in their body when the better way of putting it may have been is that most of their nature is not of an evil place, if that makes sense
User avatar #19 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, most of them are really sweet and caring people. Its just, some of the people at the center had anger issues. Like, on more than one occasion we had to tackle him while the nurse gave him a tranquilizer. Other times, he is really chill, like when Beauty and the Beast is playing, he is the kindest guy ever. As scary as it is to see him angry, its probably one of the funniest things ever to see him dancing in the living room singing "Be our Guest" while pretending he is Belle.
User avatar #20 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't think I'd be able to handle situations or clients like that due to how unpredictable they really can be. But I totally agree, it puts a huge smile on my face when they just are doing something they totally love like something like dancing to be our guest
User avatar #23 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
I was never alone with him though, he was probably the most dangerous at the center so we had 2 staff with him at all times, 24/7. Still though, with 2 of us there, it was still hard to control him when he had an outburst. And youre right, the greatest thing was seeing him do stuff like that, it always made me laugh.
User avatar #24 - mablemoox (03/03/2015) [-]
what kind of center is it, if you don't mind my asking? I always did out patient type things, I went to their homes. My title was "Personal Assistant" and helped with like goals and chores etc, so that's the only type of care I really know much about. Is it like a government funded place?
User avatar #25 - katoteshikumei (03/03/2015) [-]
Thats pretty much what it was. I was assigned to his house and thats where i went. Clocked in and out on the employee laptop. Recorded what he ate, drank, when he slept, BM'd, etc. Also house hold stuff like chores and fixing food. We had an actual "center" though that the other non violent clients went to. That was how they made their money. They where given simple "jobs" to do. pretty much just given a bunch of nuts and bolts and screwed them together They got to interact with the other clients and staff, ate lunch, and played basket ball and stuff like that.
#2860 - gap 4 lyf  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... +4
#2867 - incoming (02/20/2015) [-]
Hardly noticeable.
#2863 - chileanlover (02/20/2015) [-]
i would kiss you in your knees i would slap your ankles i would hump that shoulder
#561 - could you recommend some more songs like this? i like this…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Made this in FL Studio 0
User avatar #682 - DremoraValkynaz (01/30/2015) [-]
Well, that's all in the eye of the beholder (I suppose in this case, ear? hehe). What I like, you could dislike and vice versa, but I'l throw a few of my favourite types of electronic chill/uplifting tracks (These could branch off into sub genres: Drum and Bass, etc and may even deviate away from OP's style, but these are pretty much all chill/uplifting within the universe of electronics). Most are instrumentals, some have vocals in between and some have vocals throughout.

Strobe by Deadmau5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKi9Z-f6qX4

Digital Crash by Blaqspik
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDAGfygBfRs

Skylarking by BT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbYhQiNv6bk

Misled by Dead Battery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J13GNXp5bY

Escape From The City by Defiant & Kasger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dO0Fm20XiY

Aurora Borealis by Dirty Kay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3dJGqpr7o

Begin Again by Knife Party
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjzRvt6k1I
User avatar #683 - DremoraValkynaz (01/30/2015) [-]
Part 2 (Line break limit)

Tourniquet by Knife Party
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipX6wgwuHho

Make It There by Koven (feat. Folly Rae)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=unk3xTCmu5k

Cut The Kid by Madeon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2l6t_plRWU

Stay Awake by Madeon (feat. Ellie Goulding)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYEG11UO2Q

Singin' In The Rain by Mint Royale
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSFOgw1PqQ

Falling by OW35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6K1whM78d0

Introduction by Solar Fields
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqFLp0jI8lY

Baalbek by Trifonic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAtP5strfc

That's about all I can think of. I hope you like some of these and manage to branch off and find some other things you like too. Enjoy!
#14 - that guy talking about his baby girl always cracks me the … 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 9 : WebMs 0
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Face sitting?
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Always
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Yes please
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Oooh, this pleases me
#1 - anonexplains (03/08/2012) [-]
Do you live in the US?
If so, which state?
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