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Ok, well, I go by the name of Jazz, I am in love with my music, I'm nice most the time, I have been a vegetarian for a year and a half, I'm very paranoid, I smoke illegally, I wish Taco Bell had better food, I only speak two languages; Sarcasm and British; I like to read and write, words are my favourite thing ever, I'm always happy. lurvsjazzspenis is my soulmate, but she's a freak :P
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#345 - Believe me, if anyone deserved it, it's you. I couldn't not co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2011 on captainfuckitall's profile 0
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#347 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]

that warms my heart :P
#342 - Dude, congrats. That's so awesome you finally made it :D  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2011 on captainfuckitall's profile 0
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#343 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you. i appreciate it a lot that you took the time to congratulate me :D
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#345 - luvscontagious (05/07/2011) [-]
Believe me, if anyone deserved it, it's you. I couldn't not congratulate you haha.
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#347 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]

that warms my heart :P
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#7 - mynamesmoosey (04/17/2011) [-]
aww snap oh well lol thanks for tellin' me.
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#8 - luvscontagious (04/17/2011) [-]
No problemo.
#1 - Ya' missed one of your posts my friend.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2011 on no life is teh best kind 0
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#5 - luvscontagious (04/17/2011) [-]
The second comment from the guy with the troll face "Jeremiah Guerrero" isn't covered.
#7 - mynamesmoosey (04/17/2011) [-]
aww snap oh well lol thanks for tellin' me.
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#8 - luvscontagious (04/17/2011) [-]
No problemo.
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#53 - Woah, I like never got a notification for this. D:  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2011 on Razorstyx's profile 0
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#54 - Razorstyx (03/14/2011) [-]

cheaters ;o
#51 - Mhmm. What are you up to? :) Also, this is a fairly ran…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2011 on Razorstyx's profile 0
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#52 - Razorstyx (03/12/2011) [-]
haha, it's more than okay.
I like randomly odd conversations :$

My day was pretty good tho.. =]!

Now i'm just..laying in bed..browing FUNNYJUNK x'dd

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#53 - luvscontagious (03/14/2011) [-]
Woah, I like never got a notification for this. D:
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#54 - Razorstyx (03/14/2011) [-]

cheaters ;o
#49 - I'm dong terrific. :D Today's been a good day.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2011 on Razorstyx's profile 0
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#50 - Razorstyx (03/12/2011) [-]
That's good to hear then =]!
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#51 - luvscontagious (03/12/2011) [-]
What are you up to? :)
Also, this is a fairly random conversation so if its odd for you I'm sorry.
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#52 - Razorstyx (03/12/2011) [-]
haha, it's more than okay.
I like randomly odd conversations :$

My day was pretty good tho.. =]!

Now i'm just..laying in bed..browing FUNNYJUNK x'dd

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#53 - luvscontagious (03/14/2011) [-]
Woah, I like never got a notification for this. D:
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#54 - Razorstyx (03/14/2011) [-]

cheaters ;o
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#120 - lurvsjazzspenis (02/04/2011) [-]
HELLOOOOO PEOPLE OF FUNNYJUNK!! THIS IS YOUR MASTER SPEAKING!!....kiddinggg....I'm luvscontagious's soulmate. be jealous.
#121 to #120 - luvscontagious (02/04/2011) [-]
She doesn't lie. I own her ladypenis as well.
And Jazz doesn't kiss and tell, if you catch my drift haha
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#111 to #110 - luvscontagious (02/02/2011) [-]
Hahaha, oh my god that gif is amazing.
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#113 to #112 - luvscontagious (02/02/2011) [-]
Woah, I didn't get a notification for this...
Anyways, hallo, how are you?
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#115 to #114 - luvscontagious (02/02/2011) [-]
******* terrific.
You should get un-bored. :)
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#117 to #116 - luvscontagious (02/02/2011) [-]
Always am, the effect of being happy because you're alive.
Its rare that I get sad or mad or anything, which is pretty intense haha.
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#119 to #118 - luvscontagious (02/02/2011) [-]
Alrighty, have fun sleeping, g'night :)
#89 - Razorstyx ONLINE (01/29/2011) [-]
Hi there :)
#90 to #89 - luvscontagious (01/29/2011) [-]
Hallo :)
How are you?
#91 to #90 - Razorstyx ONLINE (01/29/2011) [-]
I'm pretty good =]

how about yourself?
#92 to #91 - luvscontagious (01/29/2011) [-]
But I'm always fantastic, so that's nothing new haha.
#93 to #92 - Razorstyx ONLINE (01/29/2011) [-]
haha, that's awesome =']!
#94 to #93 - luvscontagious (01/29/2011) [-]
It is, haha.
Its fun being excited just to be alive.
#81 - TheBear (01/28/2011) [-]
lol Hi. Not much really. How about yourself?
#82 to #81 - luvscontagious (01/28/2011) [-]
Preparing to go to a hockey game in a bit. Should be fun. :3
#83 to #82 - TheBear (01/28/2011) [-]
OOh I shee. I'm not a big hockey fan myself, But whatever floats your boat and makes your weenie wiggle ^.^
#84 to #83 - luvscontagious (01/28/2011) [-]
Generally water and attractiv persons. But yeah.
Why the random add if you don't mind me asking?
#109 to #84 - TheBear (02/01/2011) [-]
Idk. You looked cool ^.^
#85 to #84 - TheBear (01/28/2011) [-]
I was going across some profiles just monitoring.. Let me explain..;
#86 to #85 - fjmod (01/28/2011) [-]
And I came across your profile. Checked out the stuffs to make sure it was all legal, Then I read your desc and it was truth. Something you don't see a lot of on here. (Btw, If you haven't figured it out. I'm a mod) KEEP IT SECRET AND THIS WILL BE DELETED
#87 to #86 - TheBear (01/28/2011) [-]
That explain it?
#88 to #87 - luvscontagious (01/29/2011) [-]
Uh, yeah, sure, alright then.
#79 - DarklyDreaming (01/19/2011) [-]
#80 to #79 - luvscontagious (01/19/2011) [-]
Why hello there sir.
#18 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
sorry my inbox is still bugged so i cant read messages on this account
#59 to #18 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Damn, have to start over again haha.
One of my tattoos is a full back piece that's gonna match someone else's which will be pretty cool looking. I'm gonna get Young Dumb Stung tat'd down the back of my neck soon as my first one.
#60 to #59 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
hahahaha those arent going to feels the greatest but will be awesome when they are done. i dont think ive ever met a girl who would get a say anything related tattoo. mines on my inner forearm from wrist to elbow. over the bone hurts the most, over veins bleed A LOT, and they never tell people this but for a few days after you tattoo your blood is much much darker, like black if you are cut the same day as your tattoo
#61 to #60 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Dude, that's gonna be the best part! I can go all emo for a day and tell people I bleed black lmao. Had to reference that song :)
I used to be deathly afraid of needles, even knowing I was gonna get tattoos. I am so ******* glad I got over that.
#62 to #61 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha omg my neighbors are gunna be pissed because that made me laugh so hard.

i used to be so scared of needles too, and i went in to get mine done and it feels absolutely nothing like a shot or needle prick. there are so many needles going in so fast with so much friction that the thing it felt closest too was a lit match on your skin. as odd as it is, i was one of the people who actually really enjoy the feeling after a few minutes, which was good because my tattoo took about 3 hours
#63 to #62 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Let's hope I have that reaction, because 10-12 hours is gonna be hell otherwise, not to mention it can't all be done at once.
#64 to #63 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
wow... you are kinda a bad ass huh? haha some people love needles, some dont. i work as an aid for an alternative physical therapist. and i normally just do things like yoga sessions, swim exercises, and mainly i do massage. but one day he had me assist in acupuncture... and the person in for treatment did not handle the needles well
#65 to #64 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
You could say I am, I guess. Not really for me to judge, you know?
That must've sucked, both for you and that person, I thought acupuncture was supposed to be really relaxing?
#66 to #65 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha it is but the lady was so tense that the needles would blend slightly instead of just relaxing herself.

and thats probably not the job you were expecting someone like me to have huh?
#67 to #66 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Nah, but its cool to say the least.
#68 to #67 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
thanks. i appreciate it. its a really important experience for the job im going to school for. im double majoring in special needs education and child physical health so i can be a special needs physical therapist... with tattoos and piercings and norma jean playing in the background of my office. hahaha
#69 to #68 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
That's like awesome of you, you know? I wish I had the drive to do something better than play music for the rest of my life.
#70 to #69 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
thank you, but music is vital and is often overlooked as one of the most impacting aspects of life. music is a universal bond that can connect total strangers and reveal similarities between people who would never talk otherwise. you have been to the shows, i know you have felt that feeling when you sort of lose yourself in the crowd and just focus on the music. and no one is judging who has the best shoes on, or the most facebook friends, or the highest income. being able to play music the rest of your life gives you a chance to impact other people the way your favorite bands have impacted you. and i can tell that youre not the kind of person who wants the money, you seem like you are in music for the expression and the unity of the fans.
#71 to #70 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, I would honestly rather not have the money at all. I'll probably like keep enough to keep me fed and in a house and clothed and give the rest to TWLOHA or World Vision or TOMS or something. I hate having money, it feels like I've got it for no real reason and I don't exactly deserve most of it.
#72 to #71 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
thats very noble and admirable of you. i try to help out as much as i can, to do as little harm to everyone else as i can. i dont want to cause any pain to any other life, thats why i decided to be a physical therapist, and to be a vegetarian. i was considering being a cook for a while, because i love to cook and had the most amazing learning opportunity in italy.
#73 to #72 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Gahh, you're a vegetarian too?! Holy **** that's awesome. How long have you been one? I'll be at 2 years this June, :D.
I would think Italian culture would make anyone want to be a cook, but its really cool how you help out others like you said. I used to volunteer at soup kitchens all the time but they closed the one closest to me so I'm going to see if I can work in the animal shelter here.
#74 to #73 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
omg your a vegetarian too??? hahaha ummm i think its almost 5 years now.

my grandfather was born in naples italy and trained as a chef, then moved with my grandmother to america, had a son and then had a daughter who got married to my dad and they had me within a year. then umm... well they werent the best parents we can say, and at 6 or so i was removed from their custody and lived with my grandfather. it was just us, my grandmother passed away when i was 3, and i lived with him in chicago until i was about 11... and he got sick. so we moved to italy and he worked as a cook in naples and i helped him. then he got worse and... well. ive been living alone since then, moved back to chicago after 5 years in italy, that was 2 years ago or so
#75 to #74 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
I see, I see, I've lived in Michigan my whole life, born and raised here. Pretty damn boring huh?
#76 to #75 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
hahaha ive just had an odd life... id trade it really quick for born and raised in michigan
#77 to #76 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
My life if probably significantly more interesting than I make it out to be. I mean, I've never met my father and both sets of my grandparents have tried to kidnap me which is why I have restraining orders against one set. Not to mention my life has been filled with drugs and breaking hearts for far too long.
#78 to #77 - DarklyDreaming
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im sorry to hear that youve had to go through that. it sounds so devastating. i know what its like to cnot have a relationship with parents, and wouldnt wish that on anyone. i cant imagine the grandparent attempted kidnapping or restraining orders. and i have searched for an escape from my problems in every horrible way possible. and ive had my heart broken too many times to let people get close.

im not saying i know exactly how you feel, just that you are not alone in this. so we can be happy for that i guess
#39 to #18 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
I just got very confused because I couldn't reply anymore haha.
I'll have to ask you about those pubs before I go there then, I think I'll only be there for a few days though.
#40 to #39 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
sure thing. i kinda know the town well since i make most my income by wandering around town taking pictures.
#41 to #40 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Ooh, photographer then, huh? I'm fairly into that as well though I don't normally work for profit.
#42 to #41 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha i manly shoot freelance urban landscapes as a second income, but i do a lot of other kinds of photography for myself. its expensive living alone and going to school in chicago so i need to make as much as i can.
#43 to #42 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Makes sense, I plan on moving to New York in about a year to go to Tisch, I'll basically be by myself until my best friend gets all of her basic classes done.
#44 to #43 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
which of the fine arts do you want to study?
#45 to #44 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Preferably music, if I can make it in for that. If not I'll probably go for photography.
#46 to #45 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
ohhh thats very very cool. what do you play?
#47 to #46 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
I can play acoustic guitar, piano, drums, and a few assorted woodwind insturments. Though I like to sing the best.
#48 to #47 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
wow! im super impressed! haha i play acoustic guitar sometimes, but i play piano quite a bit. i love piano. i admire singers so much, and i sing a bit, but ive never had any formal training at all. what kinds of music do you listen to?
#49 to #48 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Pretty much everything, to be honest. Except country, but that's probably because I grew up listening to metal. I tend to lean towards what most consider punk or hard core.
#50 to #49 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha me 2! i kinda thought you might listen to similar music. what are some of your favorite bands?
#51 to #50 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
That you'd know of? A Day to Remember and Say Anything. Though my current favoruite is easily Gogol Bordello.
#52 to #51 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha i saw Gogol Bordello at Bonnaroo in 2008. i like a day to remember and say anything too. i really like a few bands like dance gavin dance, norma jean, the devil wears prada. that kinda stuff
#53 to #52 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
You have just received major respect points for even knowing of Gogol Bordello. I dislocated my knee seeing TDWP, I went to a Norma Jean concert once too, **** was intense.
#54 to #53 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha you just earned major respect points for being hardcore enough to go to TDWP or Norma Jean. and just about every other thing youve said so far.

its so funny though because my musical taste and sense of style doesnt exactly match other aspects of my life.
#55 to #54 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
God, you thought that was hardcore? You should see the pits at some of these local shows I go to.
I think a lot of people are that way, most people are shocked at the stuff I listen to because I'm really nice and I don't wear completely black and kids like me hahaha.
#56 to #55 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha i was just saying that i havent met many girls who would go to a show with a 50 person mosh pit.

im the same way, i always surprise people when they find out the music i listen too. i am a really nice guy i think, i do have a tattoo and have had piercings, i dont wear completely black either. but i also kinda stand out a little bit from the crowds at the shows.
#57 to #56 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Envious, I haven't gotten any of my tattoos or piercings yet. I plan on having at least 10 tattoos and 7 piercings. I want a lot more tattoos but I just don't have the body room haha.
#58 to #57 - DarklyDreaming
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hahaha holy crap thats a lot of tattoos. they are soooo addictive. as soon as i got my first one finished i started planning my second one. haha i actually have to wear long sleeves at my real job because we cant have exposed tattoos. or piercings. i had to take my snake bits out to work there, but i really love my job and was getting tired of my snake bites
#19 to #18 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Ah, that's fine. I always forget talking on profiles is somewhat easier.
#20 to #19 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha a little bit. i hate that my inbox doesnt work. i made another account just for messaging. so what was your message anyway?
#21 to #20 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Just saying hello, or hallo rather.
#22 to #21 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
hahaha your from Great Britain aren't you love?
#23 to #22 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
I wish I could say I was. I'm actually from America, though I can pull off English fairly well if I may say so myself.
#24 to #23 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha had me fooled. hallo is how every girl in England would say hi. I live in America too, but lived in Italy for about 6 years and went to England a few times while i was there.
#25 to #24 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Ah, I see. I always say it because its the German version of hello. Where in America do you live?
#26 to #25 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
Chicago right now. How about you?
#27 to #26 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Near to Detroit. I absolutely love Chicago, went there for about a week last summer.
#28 to #27 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
i was in detroit last summer for warped tour. got lost and ended up on the bridge to canada... rough times

haha i like it a lot too. im here for school. where was your favorite place in town?
#29 to #28 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Warped is always fun in Detriot. Comerica just has that feel to it.
My favourite place was probably just Navy Pier. The water was so gorgeous I was there nearly every day.
#30 to #29 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
it definitely is an awesome place for a show, and someone always climbs the tiger statues and gets arrested. ahhh memories.

navy pier is so awesome. its a place where tourists can visit but it still remains a local spot. did you ride the ferris wheel on the pier?
#31 to #30 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Yes, it was kind of funny too, we were at the top and they said they may have to stop it because of the weather. Me and my best friend just kind of laughed.
#32 to #31 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
hahaha what the hell? how does that make any sense? uh oh weather is getting to bad for anyone to be on the ferris wheel... better leave anyone on the ferris wheel trapped in a cage in a storm.

my first time on the wheel involved watching a couple have sex in the cage and rock it back and forth so much they slid out of their seats and fell onto the floor of the cage.
#33 to #32 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Haha, aww that must've been horrible but hilarious at the same time. They've normally got stairs or ladders to get people down from ferris wheels, so we would've been fine haha. They just have to warn you
#34 to #33 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
haha it was hilarious.

so where else did you go in chicago?
#35 to #34 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
Not too many places, we went shopping because we're girls and we do that a lot. I can't remember where we stayed but there were a lot of parties, so we did that a few nights. Mainly just walked around.
#36 to #35 - DarklyDreaming (01/10/2011) [-]
hahaha sounds like a fun time. did you and your friend go down the magnificent mile?

there are actually quite a few parties around chicago almost every night. china town is a fun spot to stumble around
#37 to #36 - luvscontagious (01/10/2011) [-]
I don't believe we did, but I'll be in Chicago for a short time again this summer, so I may do that. Parties are my kind of thing in the summer, I wish we had gone to more.
#38 to #37 - DarklyDreaming
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haha ive found that the big clubs are normally full of the loud super drunk getting in fights jersey shore knock off crowd. im a fan of the little bars and pubs around here. theres a few awesome spots you should definitely check out
#17 - trigon dark (11/02/2010) [-]
i cant post pictures on it tho, so no comps.
#15 - trigon dark (11/02/2010) [-]
#16 to #15 - luvscontagious (11/02/2010) [-]
Hahaha, no problem
#13 - trigon dark (11/02/2010) [-]
oh...... so nothing works for macs then........
#14 to #13 - luvscontagious (11/02/2010) [-]
Its different for macs, you should've mentioned you had that.
Paintbrush, if you have it, if not download it. There's a "T" for the text option.
#11 - trigon dark (11/02/2010) [-]
What application are you talking about?
#12 to #11 - luvscontagious (11/02/2010) [-]
Paint. Like, you know, paint. It comes with pretty much every PC, I believe
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