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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:10/10/2014
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#290 - This... this is why I want one. My best friend has one and she… 01/16/2014 on Dog Are Awesome 0
#21 - I... I need one. Dutch food is always delicious. I hate fast f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on She gave it him +2
User avatar #22 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
And you glorious wanker.
#16 - England. My dad's in the RAF and we used to live in/around Hol…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on She gave it him +2
User avatar #19 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
nice.
In Belgium it has potato in them so maybe you're thinking of that but in the Netherlands it has ragout in them and they are heaven.
Then again I'm pretty sure we don't have stuff you guys do.
User avatar #21 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
I... I need one. Dutch food is always delicious. I hate fast food but, dear god your stuff is amazing. Even your fries are better.

Sadly I must leave you now my friend. Stay beautiful you magnificent bastard!
User avatar #22 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
And you glorious wanker.
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#13 - Well, that clears that up. Thanks! I did always wonder why you…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2014 on She gave it him +2
#15 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
We are masters of fast food... and dams.
I don't know where you're from but most countries don't have this, I know they don't in the US.
User avatar #16 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
England. My dad's in the RAF and we used to live in/around Holland when I was like 3 so I was brought up on a combination of Bratwurst and Frikadellers. Wait, isn't that a picture of those like spiced potato things?
User avatar #19 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
nice.
In Belgium it has potato in them so maybe you're thinking of that but in the Netherlands it has ragout in them and they are heaven.
Then again I'm pretty sure we don't have stuff you guys do.
User avatar #21 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
I... I need one. Dutch food is always delicious. I hate fast food but, dear god your stuff is amazing. Even your fries are better.

Sadly I must leave you now my friend. Stay beautiful you magnificent bastard!
User avatar #22 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
And you glorious wanker.
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User avatar #50 - mythicdusk (01/15/2014) [-]
In all honesty, I would suggest it, but at the same time I wouldn't. It's a really, really rewarding experience, even though they can be little shits at times, some of them moult like bastards, the big ones dribble like fuck, the little ones yap at the slightest sound, but you will never love an animal more than that little sit lying right there in the middle of the floor, giving you a huge, dopey smile looking up at you with only love, and when they go, which they do inevitably do, you will never cry so much.
User avatar #290 - luthervonappledorf (01/16/2014) [-]
This... this is why I want one. My best friend has one and she's so fucking lovely. Every time I go round and eat she'll sit between my legs and put her head on my knee, slowly inching closer to the plate until she's next to the plate. Then she'll look up at me like "Is it okay if I have some?" and she'll actually wait until I say "Yes."
#10 - Oh... I thought you were saying what because you didn't know w…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/15/2014 on She gave it him +2
User avatar #12 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
Well basically note I dropped history pretty quick Dutch is a language which has been greatly influenced by German (or the Saxons) en English (or Celtic which used to be Saxons as well). Though German is definitely the foundation of Dutch, it's been made overly complicated for whatever reason.

Dutch and German have a lot in common so I wouldn't say it's alienated from other European countries (Also there is some French in there but we don't talk about that)
User avatar #13 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, that clears that up. Thanks! I did always wonder why you seem to have so many English words too. It's basically like a nice middle ground of most of Europe. It's also very soft sounding, not as flambouyant as the French and not as aggressive as the German.

Also, never stop making Fritesaus please. It's one of the best things ever.
#15 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
We are masters of fast food... and dams.
I don't know where you're from but most countries don't have this, I know they don't in the US.
User avatar #16 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
England. My dad's in the RAF and we used to live in/around Holland when I was like 3 so I was brought up on a combination of Bratwurst and Frikadellers. Wait, isn't that a picture of those like spiced potato things?
User avatar #19 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
nice.
In Belgium it has potato in them so maybe you're thinking of that but in the Netherlands it has ragout in them and they are heaven.
Then again I'm pretty sure we don't have stuff you guys do.
User avatar #21 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
I... I need one. Dutch food is always delicious. I hate fast food but, dear god your stuff is amazing. Even your fries are better.

Sadly I must leave you now my friend. Stay beautiful you magnificent bastard!
User avatar #22 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
And you glorious wanker.
#8 - I'm fairly certain they're Dutch. Tis a silly place.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/15/2014 on She gave it him +3
User avatar #9 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
I know it is, I live there. wat is actually the Dutch word for what
User avatar #10 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh... I thought you were saying what because you didn't know what they were saying.

Can you explain why Dutch is such a strange language? Sorry, it's been bugging me for a while. It really stands out among Western European languages as a strange mixture of almost German and Scandanavian. I like the language, it's just.... strange.
User avatar #12 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
Well basically note I dropped history pretty quick Dutch is a language which has been greatly influenced by German (or the Saxons) en English (or Celtic which used to be Saxons as well). Though German is definitely the foundation of Dutch, it's been made overly complicated for whatever reason.

Dutch and German have a lot in common so I wouldn't say it's alienated from other European countries (Also there is some French in there but we don't talk about that)
User avatar #13 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, that clears that up. Thanks! I did always wonder why you seem to have so many English words too. It's basically like a nice middle ground of most of Europe. It's also very soft sounding, not as flambouyant as the French and not as aggressive as the German.

Also, never stop making Fritesaus please. It's one of the best things ever.
#15 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
We are masters of fast food... and dams.
I don't know where you're from but most countries don't have this, I know they don't in the US.
User avatar #16 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
England. My dad's in the RAF and we used to live in/around Holland when I was like 3 so I was brought up on a combination of Bratwurst and Frikadellers. Wait, isn't that a picture of those like spiced potato things?
User avatar #19 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
nice.
In Belgium it has potato in them so maybe you're thinking of that but in the Netherlands it has ragout in them and they are heaven.
Then again I'm pretty sure we don't have stuff you guys do.
User avatar #21 - luthervonappledorf (01/15/2014) [-]
I... I need one. Dutch food is always delicious. I hate fast food but, dear god your stuff is amazing. Even your fries are better.

Sadly I must leave you now my friend. Stay beautiful you magnificent bastard!
User avatar #22 - tormain (01/15/2014) [-]
And you glorious wanker.
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#170 - Will this suffice?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Faces of Funnyjunk +2
#171 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
yes it will
User avatar #172 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
Consider it done.
#164 - And now you know my secret identity... by what method would yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Faces of Funnyjunk +1
User avatar #168 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
porterhouse steak and copious amounts of alcohol shot from a shotgun if possible
#170 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
Will this suffice?
#171 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
yes it will
User avatar #172 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
Consider it done.
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Holy shit! You are majestic!
User avatar #229 - niggagary (01/14/2014) [-]
Hello again Adam Levine.
User avatar #279 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
We meet again...
User avatar #163 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
glorious facial hair man
User avatar #164 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
And now you know my secret identity... by what method would you like to expire?
User avatar #168 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
porterhouse steak and copious amounts of alcohol shot from a shotgun if possible
#170 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
Will this suffice?
#171 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
yes it will
User avatar #172 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
Consider it done.
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User avatar #42 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
User avatar #43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting ******** , we need all the people we can get.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
User avatar #47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
User avatar #49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
User avatar #51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
User avatar #53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was ******* insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying ******* on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! **** Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
User avatar #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
User avatar #39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
User avatar #40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
User avatar #41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
User avatar #4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
User avatar #5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Ehh.
Got no pics? o3o
User avatar #7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
User avatar #8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
;-;
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Cute.
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
User avatar #13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
User avatar #15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
._.
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.
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