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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:10/10/2014
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#206 - Correction, The Chronicles Of Alloria and Tales Of Luther Blac… 01/19/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp 0
#205 - That's my problem. That and I get distracted by other ideas. I… 01/19/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp 0
#204 - Well I started one a little while ago called "The Chronic…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp 0
#207 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
Alright favourited - good luck mate.
User avatar #206 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Correction, The Chronicles Of Alloria and Tales Of Luther Black are actually two different stories. I have no idea why I thought they were one.
#2 - He is a god among men for all of these.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on Look at what Realduck did! 0
User avatar #3 - rikter (01/19/2014) [-]
Well, a nice bloke at least.
#6 - I wish I'd be allowed to join. 01/19/2014 on (untitled) -1
#49608 - Thanks. It has always seemed like the one I'd most align with.… 01/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
#17 - I.... I love you... I need to show this to everyone. 01/19/2014 on A proposal to FJ'ers +1
#87 - I will dedicate it to all of you. By name. It's be a **…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp +5
User avatar #176 - kombee (01/19/2014) [-]
Then be sure to dedicate me as well. Funnyjunk has got your back, now show the rest of the world what you can do.
#167 - Azz (01/18/2014) [-]
My name will look like a funny name you threw in to see if someone would notice ^_^ Supporting you as I continue my own.
#71 - I will. And I'll do it for you, Gohex.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp +11
#203 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
(are you actually gonna write one? if so keep me posted - and the rest of FJ please!)
User avatar #204 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Well I started one a little while ago called "The Chronicles Of Alloria - The Tale of Luther Black" which was basically a steampunk fantasy story. I've written the starts to a few but never get too far because I get distracted by other idea.s

www.abctales.com/user/charon Here's where I post everything I end up writing any way.
#207 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
Alright favourited - good luck mate.
User avatar #206 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Correction, The Chronicles Of Alloria and Tales Of Luther Black are actually two different stories. I have no idea why I thought they were one.
User avatar #86 - nyanfatcat (01/18/2014) [-]
You have funnyjunk to support you
User avatar #87 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I will dedicate it to all of you. By name. It's be a fucking long dedication page.
User avatar #176 - kombee (01/19/2014) [-]
Then be sure to dedicate me as well. Funnyjunk has got your back, now show the rest of the world what you can do.
#167 - Azz (01/18/2014) [-]
My name will look like a funny name you threw in to see if someone would notice ^_^ Supporting you as I continue my own.
#10 - It's like a tiny Barry White has crawled inside your head and … 01/18/2014 on Oh yeah.. right there +1
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on For each person there is a... 0
#287 - mrsirius (01/19/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would you say that to me do you have no heart?
#8 - Every time I read/see Harry Potter I really get the urge to wr…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp +78
User avatar #107 - theshadowed (01/18/2014) [-]
I have an idea for a fantasy series. I've got maps, cultures, religions, characters, social-political issues, economy, and geography. I'm just damned lazy about it. I've been putting it off for a year
User avatar #205 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
That's my problem. That and I get distracted by other ideas. I have about 6 possible stories I could do but I always end up writing a chapter or two then finding another.
#95 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
What I end up doing is planning it all out and writing the first chapter. I then I lose every bit of motivation I had.
#26 - gohex (01/18/2014) [-]
please do it. please. At least try. The mere fact that someone in the world has managed to write the harry potter series means something of at least equal value is possible.
User avatar #71 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I will. And I'll do it for you, Gohex.
#203 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
(are you actually gonna write one? if so keep me posted - and the rest of FJ please!)
User avatar #204 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Well I started one a little while ago called "The Chronicles Of Alloria - The Tale of Luther Black" which was basically a steampunk fantasy story. I've written the starts to a few but never get too far because I get distracted by other idea.s

www.abctales.com/user/charon Here's where I post everything I end up writing any way.
#207 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
Alright favourited - good luck mate.
User avatar #206 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Correction, The Chronicles Of Alloria and Tales Of Luther Black are actually two different stories. I have no idea why I thought they were one.
User avatar #86 - nyanfatcat (01/18/2014) [-]
You have funnyjunk to support you
User avatar #87 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I will dedicate it to all of you. By name. It's be a fucking long dedication page.
User avatar #176 - kombee (01/19/2014) [-]
Then be sure to dedicate me as well. Funnyjunk has got your back, now show the rest of the world what you can do.
#167 - Azz (01/18/2014) [-]
My name will look like a funny name you threw in to see if someone would notice ^_^ Supporting you as I continue my own.
#20 - That kids expression is ******* priceless. 01/18/2014 on best selfie ever +1
#49549 - Thanks, I think I just need to find a teacher, or someone very… 01/18/2014 on Religion Board 0
#101 - Oh ho ho, you're not tricking me this time! STAY AWAY…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on This is feminism +23
#116 - carlsagouin (01/18/2014) [-]
I think TLOK has pretty much shown how retarded today's feminists are.
#49 - Dude, calm it with the Jager ******** . You've sai… 01/18/2014 on Vodquila 0
#35 - So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... 0
User avatar #36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#31 - Holy **** ... so you can make hangar doors?! …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... 0
User avatar #33 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and look what happened to him. His arms turned into staircases from hitting so many people into doors.
User avatar #35 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into doors and staircases?!

Is it like a curse? After a while you become a beautiful wrought iron spiral staircase?
User avatar #36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#29 - Like a whirling blade of death you approach your victim, makin…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... 0
#30 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm tier 15 and before you ask.
User avatar #31 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit... so you can make hangar doors?!

I'm glad you posted that

But Jake made it to tier 15...
User avatar #33 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and look what happened to him. His arms turned into staircases from hitting so many people into doors.
User avatar #35 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into doors and staircases?!

Is it like a curse? After a while you become a beautiful wrought iron spiral staircase?
User avatar #36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#23 - Gotta spin both your arms bro. Mad fast.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... +1
#27 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Well shit.
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User avatar #29 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
Like a whirling blade of death you approach your victim, making robot/helicopter noises and pummel them into a revolving door.

It's an art form really. I'm a 7th tier puncher myself but, the best I can make is a sliding mahogany. You need to be 11th tier for revolving doors.
#30 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm tier 15 and before you ask.
User avatar #31 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit... so you can make hangar doors?!

I'm glad you posted that

But Jake made it to tier 15...
User avatar #33 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and look what happened to him. His arms turned into staircases from hitting so many people into doors.
User avatar #35 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into doors and staircases?!

Is it like a curse? After a while you become a beautiful wrought iron spiral staircase?
User avatar #36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#49547 - I understand your point here. Because I haven't found or alrea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #49591 - noblexfenrir (01/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, regardless of my argument with the other users, my original post was to you and I'm glad you got my point.

Definitely possible to go through imposed spritualization route, Buddhism is definitely one I would suggest if you have the time for it.
User avatar #49608 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. It has always seemed like the one I'd most align with. There's not so much to 'believe' in but it's more of a feeling of connection with the world. I think I could get that through just living my life a certain way.

Thanks again.
#49546 - Science and religion are not interchangable. I love science. I… 01/18/2014 on Religion Board 0
#49545 - I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that id… 01/18/2014 on Religion Board 0
#49503 - But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
User avatar #49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.
#49501 - But reason provides an empty argument. I want something to fight for.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
#49544 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
Whatever happened to the well being of your fellow human race?
User avatar #49502 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Fight for reason dummy.
Being agnostic or atheist doesnt mean your empty, it means
you actually broke the chains of religion and faith yeah i know im going all fedora on this one and are now trully free. Embrace that
User avatar #49503 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.
User avatar #49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
User avatar #49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.
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User avatar #42 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
User avatar #43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting ******** , we need all the people we can get.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
User avatar #47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
User avatar #49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
User avatar #51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
User avatar #53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was ******* insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying ******* on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! **** Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
User avatar #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
User avatar #39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
User avatar #40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
User avatar #41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
User avatar #4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
User avatar #5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Ehh.
Got no pics? o3o
User avatar #7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
User avatar #8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
;-;
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Cute.
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
User avatar #13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
User avatar #15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
._.
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.
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