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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:10/10/2014
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#9 - Well no, because your friend paid $50 in this exchange whereas… 01/28/2014 on I'm stupid 0
#46 - Ha. Kinda fitting.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! +40
#426 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 - supremegaws (01/28/2014) [-]
indeed
#15 - “If all insects on Earth disappeared, within 50 years all li…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on The Shark Cull (read... 0
#20 - glowparty (01/28/2014) [-]
life is life, what form it takes makes no difference
User avatar #19 - zomaru (01/28/2014) [-]
You know, wile those facts may be true.
He literally just compared 1 species to millions of different species.
So that argument is utterly invalid.
#21 - I'm 5'5 and I weigh 125 pounds. But I'm not skinny... 01/28/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#15 - Picture 01/28/2014 on (untitled) +10
#23 - Hooray for bottling everything up inside until it explodes eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Insensitive +108
User avatar #228 - newmanchamp (01/28/2014) [-]
I second this.
#23 - Picture 01/28/2014 on True +3
#88 - Changing rooms. 20 minutes. 01/28/2014 on Resolutioners +1
#50053 - Wrong reasons. I think good for the wrong ends fundamentally m… 01/28/2014 on Religion Board 0
#35 - And then he went and tongue punched his fart box until he coul…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Punch +1
#42 - gaygayerson (01/27/2014) [-]
#38 - marinepenguin (01/27/2014) [-]
you copied the top comment, be fucking original
#37 - mydreams (01/27/2014) [-]
**mydreams rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at If only I could see, return myself to me ** "speak the alphabet"
#83 - If I can suck enough dicks I could probably buy a lifetimes me…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Resolutioners 0
#87 - manager (01/27/2014) [-]
I definitely want in on it.
User avatar #88 - luthervonappledorf (01/28/2014) [-]
Changing rooms. 20 minutes.
#46 - I can only hope. There seems to be new ones daily though. 01/27/2014 on Resolutioners 0
#45708 - Hey guys, it's this assehole again. I need a hand with figurin… 01/27/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#29 - Maybe. Make a bit of money on the side. Hell, I could even off…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Resolutioners +2
User avatar #81 - Johnsfer (01/27/2014) [-]
Then you can pay for next years Gym Membership when all the plebs leave.
User avatar #83 - luthervonappledorf (01/27/2014) [-]
If I can suck enough dicks I could probably buy a lifetimes membership. Who knows, the manager might even want in on it. Sneak a few pictures and I'll have him by the balls. Literally and figuratively!
#87 - manager (01/27/2014) [-]
I definitely want in on it.
User avatar #88 - luthervonappledorf (01/28/2014) [-]
Changing rooms. 20 minutes.
#30 - gaybananaman (01/27/2014) [-]
excellent idea go for it
#24 - I've had to resort to going later in the day because of these …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Resolutioners +1
User avatar #44 - xboxperks (01/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, they'll be giving up soon.
User avatar #46 - luthervonappledorf (01/27/2014) [-]
I can only hope. There seems to be new ones daily though.
#28 - gaybananaman (01/27/2014) [-]
You should go suck some dicks while waiting.
User avatar #29 - luthervonappledorf (01/27/2014) [-]
Maybe. Make a bit of money on the side. Hell, I could even offer a drying service in the changing room. Bit of baby oil too, massages and full anal penetration. Why not go the whole way and just make every man I can gay?
User avatar #81 - Johnsfer (01/27/2014) [-]
Then you can pay for next years Gym Membership when all the plebs leave.
User avatar #83 - luthervonappledorf (01/27/2014) [-]
If I can suck enough dicks I could probably buy a lifetimes membership. Who knows, the manager might even want in on it. Sneak a few pictures and I'll have him by the balls. Literally and figuratively!
#87 - manager (01/27/2014) [-]
I definitely want in on it.
User avatar #88 - luthervonappledorf (01/28/2014) [-]
Changing rooms. 20 minutes.
#30 - gaybananaman (01/27/2014) [-]
excellent idea go for it
#147 - I really expected some actually science or logic involved in t… 01/27/2014 on The Dark Knight always wins +2
#55 - I don't particularly enjoy Vonnegut's work. I like his ideas, … 01/27/2014 on women 0
#34 - Some day, I wish to become that man. 01/27/2014 on rectangle +24
#56 - Moments later... 01/26/2014 on The happiness on her face +1
#49942 - Neither of them on a personal level. On a large scale, like fo… 01/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
#113811 - No problem. Just trying to help a brother out. You're… 01/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +3
#113805 - Is it just the one class you share? If so is she better/worse …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#113810 - greenjester (01/25/2014) [-]
That's all I need.
Thank you for helping me out, mate. You were really helpful.
#113811 - luthervonappledorf (01/25/2014) [-]
No problem. Just trying to help a brother out.

You're going to get a ton of shit posts on here so I figured I may as well offer at least some real advice. Hope it works out for you! Let me know if it does.
#113800 - No. **** being discreet about this **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +5
#113803 - greenjester (01/25/2014) [-]
I appreciate it, and I won't forget what you just told me.
I think I'm really good holding conversations with people, and I'm sure I would talk to her without any trouble, considering the fact that we both share a lot of common interests.
However, I am still unsure how to approach her, since I have not really spoken to her before.
I feel that walking up to her would be awkward and kind of an "all of a sudden" thing to do, but it might just be me. Also, if I were to up to her, what would I say?
Should I just ask about class, school and hobbies?
guy in picture just lost his phone
User avatar #113805 - luthervonappledorf (01/25/2014) [-]
Is it just the one class you share? If so is she better/worse than you at it? Can you 'partner up' or study together? If not then just start talking about that specific class in general. Maybe even the teacher if they're unusual, ask to borrow a pencil/pen.

Sometimes sudden is good. Having a slow approach can cause more problems than it solves. If you're both forced to make conversation and decision quickly you'll both have less time to stew on them and fuck it up. (She's a person just like you so she probably thinks exactly the same as you do. Never forget that. We're all just people at the end of the day. We all over think everything.)

Try and be confident with it. Maintain eye contact, break off a little and smile a lot. Position your hands at your sides or together with your palms towards her. Stand with your feet about shoulder width apart and back straight. Body language is crazy important as is how you come across verbally. Don't stutter, don't rehearse it though. That's how you'll fuck up. Just pick a topic and go with it. Something you know about preferably so you don't have to bullshit it and fuck up.
#113810 - greenjester (01/25/2014) [-]
That's all I need.
Thank you for helping me out, mate. You were really helpful.
#113811 - luthervonappledorf (01/25/2014) [-]
No problem. Just trying to help a brother out.

You're going to get a ton of shit posts on here so I figured I may as well offer at least some real advice. Hope it works out for you! Let me know if it does.
#113804 - anonymous (01/25/2014) [-]
go up to her*
#49912 - Would you say it is better to do Good for the wrong reasons or…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #50042 - feelythefeel (01/27/2014) [-]
If by "Wrong reasons" you mean "Wrong ends" to form a juxtaposition to your second option, I choose the latter. If you don't, and it's just good for the wrong reasons, I choose the prior.
User avatar #50053 - luthervonappledorf (01/28/2014) [-]
Wrong reasons. I think good for the wrong ends fundamentally more difficult for a person to rationalise whereas simply the wrong reasons are more short term and the effects could be more immediate.
User avatar #49938 - noblexfenrir (01/26/2014) [-]
Basically what Kanade said, such a vague question because at the end of the day it's all going to depend on personal limits. Some may be fine with the "good" that comes from a certain level of "evil", or perfectly fine with the "evil" outcome if it's produced from a level of "good" they consider better for trade.

So you meet the problem of not only the variables being highly subjective and vague, but the gray values each individual can sustain of each as well.
User avatar #49915 - kanadetenshi (01/25/2014) [-]
Depends what the reasons specifically are. The way you define wrong or right reasons is very vague because it doesn't tell me what is right or wrong about it and why it's right or wrong.
User avatar #49942 - luthervonappledorf (01/26/2014) [-]
Neither of them on a personal level. On a large scale, like for the sake of a group of people. Killing someone who is no threat, to save a group or saving someone to glorify yourself.

Like if someone asked you to kill a friend of yours, or they'd kill everyone. Or, saving someone to appear better in their eyes.
#49911 - I'm a little late to this topic but Solipsism has always reall… 01/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
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User avatar #42 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
User avatar #43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting ******** , we need all the people we can get.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
User avatar #47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
User avatar #49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
User avatar #51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
User avatar #53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was ******* insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying ******* on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! **** Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
User avatar #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
User avatar #39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
User avatar #40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
User avatar #41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
User avatar #4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
User avatar #5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Ehh.
Got no pics? o3o
User avatar #7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
User avatar #8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
;-;
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Cute.
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
User avatar #13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
User avatar #15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
._.
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.
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