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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:3/07/2015
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#8 - My guess is he meant a restaurant in a 5 star hotel or somethi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets +18
User avatar #15 - killthebilly (12/23/2013) [-]
nah, Michelin only goes to 3.
User avatar #16 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
Well you learn something new every day. Japan seems to have fucking loads of 3 star restaurants.
User avatar #17 - killthebilly (12/23/2013) [-]
yea, same with France.
#8 - I think the real problem is that the world needs people who wo…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/23/2013 on I still prefer the first dream +55
#47 - xxTheJesterxx (12/23/2013) [-]
To be honest, I've never given half a fuck about being remember. Long as I have a good time before I die, I don't care.
#39 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
I want everyone here to understand that your dreams are not intangible. Don't use the excuse that life gets in your way, the only thing between you and your dream is YOU. If you put forth the effort you can achieve ANYTHING (within the realm of current possiblity). I don't care if you want to become a famous musician, even if at this point you have no musical ability, if you put forth the time and effort you can achieve this dream. But if you don't put forth the effort, you are not going to achieve your dreams. It doesn't matter what it is you want to do, you have to start somewhere, so start now. Do whatever it takes, you can find a way. If you want to run a billion dollar industry, you CAN do it. Think about all of the wasted time and energy filling your life, if you redirected it to something positive, you can achieve anything. If by the end of my life I have not achieved my goals, I can only blame myself. Life didn't get in the way of my dreams, I did.
User avatar #46 - whiteblob (12/23/2013) [-]
Thank you anon, with this I have decided to get my two front teeth to look more beaver like. It's always been a dream of mine.
#48 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome <3
User avatar #37 - greenstrongworld (12/23/2013) [-]
Well, you need to affect people before they remember you. Kinda like my best friend Nelson Mandela did. Tangibility of the result doesn't matter, but it's who and how you affect people that affect who and what people remember you for.
User avatar #30 - kandeh (12/23/2013) [-]
I love what you're saying, but not everybody wants to be known for "being someone". There are a lot of people who would go on happily not being remembered for being anything at all.

All we're doing is living life. We're filling something empty with events and memories that we find valuable, whether they are good or bad. A life one person is living may be close to hell for someone else. It's all about preference, and your mental workings.

For you, and many others, being remembered for being something grand is a want, but there are people out there who like not being known and would prefer having their name quietly brushed off the face of the earth, not caring that no one even knows it.

A person may want to live in silence not due to the fact that they have no ambition, but because they like the simple quiet of life and a place of spot light is more unwanted than welcoming.

I suppose the more humble of creatures walk the earth with this preference.
User avatar #31 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
I completely agree, but at the same time, is that not something to be remembered for? If you can create the perfect life for yourself then I'd say that you have done exactly that, been remembered and made a huge impact. Even just floating by, having a family, having a job, it keeps the world spinning and adds to it as well.

I just don't want anyone to feel that they have to just exist. Everyone deserves to achieve their dreams.
User avatar #20 - savvasp (12/23/2013) [-]
I don't even have any dreams or ambitions. I just keep trying to work towards a goal that people around me gave me, and that's to have a job at something I'm mediocre at and barely even enjoy.

I don't even mind being forgotten after I disappear honestly.
User avatar #21 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
Well I mind. No one should be completely forgotten. What did you want to do when you were younger? Anything at all, no matter how insane or crazy it sounds. I wanted to be a top scientist or a writer.
User avatar #22 - savvasp (12/23/2013) [-]
The only things that could spring to mind are being able to make gaming videos and get positive feedback or I guess being a stand up comedian.

Problem is, the first one I have to start doing it really soon and really put some time to it, but that's near impossible since I have to study for exams for the next 6 months and then go to the army for 2 years after that.

And for the second one, I'm socially awkward, I can barely make friends laugh, and I'm way funnier in my head. I don't even like being around a lot of people that I know let alone strangers.
User avatar #23 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
Right, this is actually perfect. One thing I have learned from my meager years is this, time, is not important. Something may take many years, but it will get finished. you don't have to do everything right this second. If you have exams to finish and two years to serve, fine, do those. But while you do, plan. Plan to make gaming videos, hell, try getting into the gaming industry in some small way. Be it through the writing, animating, art, music, casting, anything at all. If you have a passion, find a way in.

Time is not important here. You have all the time in the world to do the things you love. Just do what has to be done first, and do what you want to be done with every spare second you can. I know you can do it.
User avatar #24 - savvasp (12/23/2013) [-]
Problem is, even if I try for a bit I'll give up too fast and go back to being a lazy bum watching TV series and playing video games.
User avatar #26 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
Think about how you can turn that into an advantage (I do it a fuck ton too don't worry). Write reviews for things, learn how to write them properly and really learn to appreciate every aspect of them. You don't have to write it for anyone at first, just do it as an exercise. If you need someone to write them for, send them to me. I'm always on the look out for new games and tv series' to watch. From there you can start writing for an online blog, maybe even make your own, reviewing games, movies, tv, whatever.
User avatar #28 - savvasp (12/23/2013) [-]
But at the same time, everyone and their grandmother is writing reviews on all of these things, I'd just be a needle in a haystack.
User avatar #29 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
And? Better a needle in a needlestack than a whisper on the wind. At least someone will eventually pick the needle.
User avatar #16 - dabronydude (12/23/2013) [-]
really god damned beautiful,
i wish i had a dream.
User avatar #19 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
Your dream can be anything. Anything at all. Even so much as just helping out one person, or just trying to be a bit happier each day. Aim for whatever it is that you want and do everything you can do to make it happen. Even if you don't quite make it, you might be surprised how much you achieve along the way.
User avatar #15 - scissor (12/23/2013) [-]
this is probably one of my biggest fears. I don't want to disappear and be forgotten, without a purpose, i need to do something to be remembered by. But what can i really do?
User avatar #18 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
Help people. Do everything you can to better yourself. It's your job as a human to be the absolute best you can be in everything you do. You may not be the best in the world, but if you're the best you can be, then you'll change many lives for the better.
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User avatar #13 - luthervonappledorf (12/23/2013) [-]
It's a message of hope, my friend. Be everything you dream to be.
#9 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
yuo wunt be rimemberad thats foor shuuureee
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#361 - This does sound almost too good to be true... few people... be… 12/23/2013 on Arizona 0
#63 - Dear God, I never realised how many of England's schools were …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals +5
User avatar #162 - snowshark (12/22/2013) [-]
There's a reason we have all the history.
#229 - bann (12/22/2013) [-]
Cause you're a bunch of old farts?
User avatar #339 - snowshark (12/23/2013) [-]
The oldest, stank-nastiest farts in history, young chap!
#347 - bann (12/23/2013) [-]
Culture at its finest!
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#18 - @45-50fps Rig: i5 3570k@4.5Ghz + 8GB Vengeance@1600mhz + G…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Installed an ENB 0
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User avatar #24 - breaken (12/22/2013) [-]
Very nice, great frame rate for a stock 680.
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Rig: i5 3570k@4.5Ghz + 8GB Vengeance@1600mhz + Gainward GTX680 Phantom@stock

Sharpshooters Extreme Graphics ENB/ Skyrim HD 1.4 FULL (1.5 isn't functioning)/ Skyrim Floral Overhaul + Lush Trees and Grass/ WATER 1.6/ High Quality LODs + Enhanced Distant Terrain + Skyrim Distant Detail/ (Other less significant mods e.g. visible windows used)
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#9 - South Park parody was best parody.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on I never stopped. 0
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#3 - I think shops would be so much better if everything had the wo… 12/22/2013 on fuckering lights -- font .... 0
#2 - Parks And Rec is mentioned. Immediately find Ron folder. 12/22/2013 on chicky-chicky parm 0
#221 - You have a game where you can basically do whatever the **… 12/22/2013 on You guys have way too much... 0
#14 - I have never successfully figured out the actual route or map …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on this is why we can't have... 0
#19 - pentol (12/23/2013) [-]
if you "run like a little girl" that means you are panicking. panicking is usually the best way to get yourself killed.
since the game doesn't punish bad play (panicking) it means it doesn't reward good play either, (keeping a mental map, not panicking).
if the reward for overcoming challenge isn't there, the game experience feels empty, in comparison to something that challenges you.
a better way to do this, would be keeping some of the maze-like elements, but giving the player more distinctive landmarks, allowing him to realize that he is walking in circles.
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#15 - Would you care about a helmet if you were that high up? **… 12/22/2013 on everything is under control +2
#29 - "Very little time delay..." Well someone clearly … 12/22/2013 on One can not stop the progress +4
#15 - I think I need a week away somewhere to try and set into motio… 12/22/2013 on 45 Man tips +2
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#12 - I honestly don't think the helmet is for saving you from the f…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on everything is under control +4
User avatar #14 - Lainge (12/22/2013) [-]
"I honestly don't think the helmet is for saving you from the fall. "
God damn son.
User avatar #15 - luthervonappledorf (12/22/2013) [-]
Would you care about a helmet if you were that high up? Fuck, I'd wear a daisy chain because it'd offer as much protection and at least someone might think I was just high as fuck. No pun intended
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User avatar #42 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
User avatar #43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting ******** , we need all the people we can get.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
User avatar #47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
User avatar #49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
User avatar #51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
User avatar #53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was ******* insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying ******* on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! **** Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
User avatar #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
User avatar #39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
User avatar #40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
User avatar #41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
User avatar #4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
User avatar #5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Got no pics? o3o
User avatar #7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
User avatar #8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
User avatar #13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
User avatar #15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.
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