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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:3/07/2015
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#8 - I think I'm a tiny bit gay now... 12/30/2013 on that little bitch +27
#7 - One of my friends said she was a 1/16th Arabic... I wouldn't e…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on a truer post has never been... +3
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#8 - squilliams (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah exactly. No one is going to be 100% one nationality so I don't get why some people make a big deal about it.
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#10 - I've already been introduced to three. Needless to sa… 12/29/2013 on Doppelgangers 0
#5 - Seems to be mostly Americans and Canadians who do this. Most p…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2013 on a truer post has never been... +9
#152 - notafunnyguy (12/30/2013) [-]
because our ancestors came from european countries...
if our white ancestors originated in america/canada we couldnt need to do this and if European peoples ancestors originated here, they would.
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#6 - squilliams (12/29/2013) [-]
Nearly all American's I know are like that. "I'm Italian and Irish because my Dad's Mom's Mom was like a quarter Italian, and my Mom's a quarter Irish."
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#7 - luthervonappledorf (12/29/2013) [-]
One of my friends said she was a 1/16th Arabic... I wouldn't even fucking count that. Unless either you or your parents were born somewhere, you have nothing to do with that country.
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#8 - squilliams (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah exactly. No one is going to be 100% one nationality so I don't get why some people make a big deal about it.
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#5 - I did once. I won a Taz teddy in knights armour and lauded it … 12/29/2013 on Has anybody ever won a claw... 0
#18 - What are the rules for this? Does the room have to be complete…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Have Sex With Anyone You Want! 0
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#42 - BerryLicious (12/30/2013) [-]
Dude, don't use this method. You won't lucid dream, you'll just have some nasty-ass nightmares that feel pants-shittingly realy
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#75 - luthervonappledorf (12/30/2013) [-]
Ohh... well to be honest that'll probably happen any way so I guess whichever method I use will be fucking scary as shit.
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#99 - BerryLicious (12/30/2013) [-]
Nope, usung a proper method gives you the element of control, so if you don't want to see scary shit, you won't.
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#138 - luthervonappledorf (12/30/2013) [-]
Well I'll give it a go.

Thanks Dr. BerryLicious!
#1 - I wish there were guys at normal gyms like that guy. As you wa… 12/29/2013 on Motivation! +1
#2 - If I go there will I have to fetch the mead? 12/29/2013 on Heddal Stave Church 0
#71 - *Sigh* again, 5'5 race barely reporting in.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on remember, fat-shaming is bad +22
#130 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
5'1 on a good day -sigh-
#17 - That's so many marijuana's! 12/29/2013 on Liar, Liar +1
#12 - I do believe that science may have just gone too far. 12/29/2013 on He loves apples 0
#12 - Trying to write with your penis is a lot easier than it sounds. 12/29/2013 on Religion 0
#5 - Don't take electrons to parties either. They're really negative.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Punny +31
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#8 - infinitezero (12/30/2013) [-]
Geez. all the good chemistry jokes Argon now.
#9 - huecubed (12/30/2013) [-]
Wow, that joke had no reaction.
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#16 - afrodemon (12/30/2013) [-]
still better than those damn electrons, making other unstable and shit
#51 - This.... this can't be real... 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 0
#49 - I'm detecting a hint of Jew though. There's a bit of Sandler in him. 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 0
#47 - Picture 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 +1
#10 - I swear Tumblr is basically reliving being in English/Film/Mos… 12/29/2013 on Kamehameha -1
#23 - I'd love to play a game that slowly turns you into the villain…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Do you feel like a hero yet? +8
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#36 - theincorrigibleone (12/29/2013) [-]
#35 - doggstar (12/29/2013) [-]
infamous.. you get to choose whether you want to be good or evil based on decisions that you make
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#31 - zoidz (12/29/2013) [-]
You should try out Dark Souls. The sisters...
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#28 - anon (12/29/2013) [-]
Well sort of, it becomes fairly clear in the first 20 minutes that you aren't doing the most moral and legal actions though and it's not particularly executed in a way that makes you feel bad about it
#33 - Combination of the two. If she's hot but boring as ****, it's … 12/28/2013 on The story of OPs life! 0
#8 - Mandatory replacement of every use of 'snowflake' with 'human'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Snowflakes are like people... 0
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#31 - tapeworms (12/31/2013) [-]
#51 - Don't forget about *******, Austria. 12/28/2013 on There is no spoon... +6
#213 - Still my favourite quote ever - "What is the gr… 12/28/2013 on Memorable Game Quotes +2
#30 - Probably the idea that absolutely everything we experience is … 12/27/2013 on objective reality 0
#23 - Similar thing happened with the August Underground collection. 12/27/2013 on Recommendable +3
#161449 - One thing I never realised I hated until today. Public *******… 12/26/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#42 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
#43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting ********, we need all the people we can get.
#44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
#45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
#46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
#47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
#48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
#49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
#50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
#51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
#52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
#53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was ******* insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
#54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
#55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying ******* on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! **** Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
#56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
#38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
#39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
#40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
#41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
#1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
#2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
#4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
#3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
#5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
#6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Got no pics? o3o
#7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
#8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
#10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
#11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
#12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
#13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
#15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
#14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.