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luthervonappledorf

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Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#23 - Gotta spin both your arms bro. Mad fast.  [+] (8 replies) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... +1
#27 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Well shit.
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#29 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
Like a whirling blade of death you approach your victim, making robot/helicopter noises and pummel them into a revolving door.

It's an art form really. I'm a 7th tier puncher myself but, the best I can make is a sliding mahogany. You need to be 11th tier for revolving doors.
#30 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm tier 15 and before you ask.
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#31 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit... so you can make hangar doors?!

I'm glad you posted that

But Jake made it to tier 15...
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#33 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and look what happened to him. His arms turned into staircases from hitting so many people into doors.
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#35 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into doors and staircases?!

Is it like a curse? After a while you become a beautiful wrought iron spiral staircase?
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#36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#49547 - I understand your point here. Because I haven't found or alrea…  [+] (2 replies) 01/18/2014 on Religion Board 0
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#49591 - noblexfenrir (01/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, regardless of my argument with the other users, my original post was to you and I'm glad you got my point.

Definitely possible to go through imposed spritualization route, Buddhism is definitely one I would suggest if you have the time for it.
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#49608 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. It has always seemed like the one I'd most align with. There's not so much to 'believe' in but it's more of a feeling of connection with the world. I think I could get that through just living my life a certain way.

Thanks again.
#49503 - But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.  [+] (2 replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
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#49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
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#49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.
#49501 - But reason provides an empty argument. I want something to fight for.  [+] (5 replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
#49544 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Whatever happened to the well being of your fellow human race?
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#49502 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Fight for reason dummy.
Being agnostic or atheist doesnt mean your empty, it means
you actually broke the chains of religion and faith yeah i know im going all fedora on this one and are now trully free. Embrace that
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#49503 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.
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#49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
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#49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.
#49498 - Because that's ******* stupid. I'm not going to cry because I …  [+] (7 replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
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#49499 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
thats because your smart

reason > faith

Stop feeling bad. There, I convinced you.
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#49501 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But reason provides an empty argument. I want something to fight for.
#49544 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Whatever happened to the well being of your fellow human race?
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#49502 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Fight for reason dummy.
Being agnostic or atheist doesnt mean your empty, it means
you actually broke the chains of religion and faith yeah i know im going all fedora on this one and are now trully free. Embrace that
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#49503 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.
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#49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
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#49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.
#49496 - Why do I want it to? Because I want something more. I'm so tir…  [+] (9 replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
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#49497 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Well first off if you want to believe based on logic/making sense then its best to stay agnostic.
The reasons you stated are why i am not an atheist.
However, if you want advice on how to be more happy while believeing in atheism then im not your guy, why dont you go cry about it :' (

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#49498 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
Because that's fucking stupid. I'm not going to cry because I don't believe. I want to but, f I can't then fuck it. I'll just try. I've asked priests and devout Christians to try and convince me it's better but, they've all failed.
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#49499 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
thats because your smart

reason > faith

Stop feeling bad. There, I convinced you.
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#49501 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But reason provides an empty argument. I want something to fight for.
#49544 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Whatever happened to the well being of your fellow human race?
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#49502 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Fight for reason dummy.
Being agnostic or atheist doesnt mean your empty, it means
you actually broke the chains of religion and faith yeah i know im going all fedora on this one and are now trully free. Embrace that
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#49503 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.
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#49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
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#49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.
#49494 - But all that makes sense to me is that there is no God. I can'…  [+] (11 replies) 01/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
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#49495 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
why?
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#49496 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
Why do I want it to? Because I want something more. I'm so tired of believing there is nothing more. I need something to believe in and, it's actually making me sad. I feel like there's no purpose for anything and I just want there to be. I want there to be a God.
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#49497 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Well first off if you want to believe based on logic/making sense then its best to stay agnostic.
The reasons you stated are why i am not an atheist.
However, if you want advice on how to be more happy while believeing in atheism then im not your guy, why dont you go cry about it :' (

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#49498 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
Because that's fucking stupid. I'm not going to cry because I don't believe. I want to but, f I can't then fuck it. I'll just try. I've asked priests and devout Christians to try and convince me it's better but, they've all failed.
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#49499 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
thats because your smart

reason > faith

Stop feeling bad. There, I convinced you.
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#49501 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But reason provides an empty argument. I want something to fight for.
#49544 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Whatever happened to the well being of your fellow human race?
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#49502 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
Fight for reason dummy.
Being agnostic or atheist doesnt mean your empty, it means
you actually broke the chains of religion and faith yeah i know im going all fedora on this one and are now trully free. Embrace that
User avatar
#49503 - luthervonappledorf (01/17/2014) [-]
But it's so hollow. It's a hollow victory and I hate it.
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#49505 - lulzforhiroshima (01/17/2014) [-]
so believing in a stupid, evil god is better? fedora as fuck
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#49545 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't necessarily want to find a God, because I find that idea ridiculous. I prefer the smaller ideas about being one with the Earth.