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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:3/12/2014
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#58 - I've always wondered if neutrality would be defined as evil. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on It's Okay Everyone, She's... 0
User avatar #70 - neutrality (01/01/2014) [-]
Idk, I like to think I'm a nice guy though....Not evil at all...
#164466 - Go fuck yourself with a rusty rake you impotent flacid cinder block. 12/31/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#164464 - Well congratulations, you escaped the shit-valanche that is li…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
User avatar #164469 - roliga (12/31/2013) [-]
I dunno, life is pretty awesome. I get to live and have fun and shit.
User avatar #164470 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well that's a lovely world view. But don't you find it hollow? Like something's missing?

I wake up every fucking day feeling like I'm seriously missing some huge part of my life and it's driving me fucking nuts because all I can do is just go on surviving in the hope that, one day, it'll go away.
User avatar #164486 - azumeow (12/31/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #164471 - roliga (12/31/2013) [-]
No not really. I wake up, go to work/school, hang out with people/fiance, go to sleep, happily repeat until done with college and then work a different job that I'm going to love.
User avatar #164473 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
And more so for the Ron picture. I fucking love that man is the straightest way a man can love another.
User avatar #164472 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
I have no fucking idea how you do it but props to you. Enjoy your life man. Make it a good one.
#164465 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
i think u r this le meme XD XD
User avatar #164466 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Go fuck yourself with a rusty rake you impotent flacid cinder block.
#163 - Tried playing a Star Wars drinking game once. Everytime someon… 12/31/2013 on Hellsing Ultimate drinking... +1
#164460 - You know what I really fucking hate? The fact that on New Year…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #164474 - bladeboy (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm going to party tomorrow, fuckin weird date, right?
User avatar #164467 - shibe (12/31/2013) [-]
iktf

except i like being alone and it doesn't bother me
User avatar #164468 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, parts of me do. Some part of me fucking loves being alone because I fucking hate people. I can't be around them for long and I love my own company. But then, there are times when you get fucking lonely. All I really ever do that I enjoy is come on this fucking site. I do it a lot, twice a day for long periods and it helps me zone out the rest. But tonight, of all fucking nights, everyone I know is at some sort of party, having fun, getting drunk and I'm just fucking sat here, on my own, drinking myself to sleep browsing through pages and pages of trite.
User avatar #164463 - roliga (12/31/2013) [-]
I'd prefer to not be grouped in with the rest of the sad loners, I'm throwing a party tonight starting at 7 (It's 3:30 right now here) so tits to you.
User avatar #164464 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well congratulations, you escaped the shit-valanche that is life and are throwing a party.

Enjoy yourself and bring about the new year with a thunderous and rapturous drunken screech that would make many a mother pterodactyl proud.
User avatar #164469 - roliga (12/31/2013) [-]
I dunno, life is pretty awesome. I get to live and have fun and shit.
User avatar #164470 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well that's a lovely world view. But don't you find it hollow? Like something's missing?

I wake up every fucking day feeling like I'm seriously missing some huge part of my life and it's driving me fucking nuts because all I can do is just go on surviving in the hope that, one day, it'll go away.
User avatar #164486 - azumeow (12/31/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #164471 - roliga (12/31/2013) [-]
No not really. I wake up, go to work/school, hang out with people/fiance, go to sleep, happily repeat until done with college and then work a different job that I'm going to love.
User avatar #164473 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
And more so for the Ron picture. I fucking love that man is the straightest way a man can love another.
User avatar #164472 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
I have no fucking idea how you do it but props to you. Enjoy your life man. Make it a good one.
#164465 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
i think u r this le meme XD XD
User avatar #164466 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Go fuck yourself with a rusty rake you impotent flacid cinder block.
#6 - Picture 12/31/2013 on My WooHoo Face 0
#102 - Well that is something I did not know about myself. G…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on The Porn of America 0
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 35**
dubs and i set you up with lady gaga
#18 - Picture 12/31/2013 on Truth 0
#96 - Yeah I suppose that makes sense. Thanks! Although thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2013 on The Porn of America 0
User avatar #101 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
huh
guess you like girls so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a tunnel
User avatar #102 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well that is something I did not know about myself.

Guess I might as well go find my nearest whore.
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 35**
dubs and i set you up with lady gaga
#100 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The road of life! **
this is your fetish
#93 - Pain being arousing I can understand, it stimulates the same a…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2013 on The Porn of America 0
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
i think its mostly for people who do or used to smoke, they like seeing others smoke without doing i themselves
i knew one girl who quit smoking but loved watching guys smoke

kinda on that level where people who lose alot of weight like sex where they feed the other person letting them do the eating they wont let themselves do
User avatar #96 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I suppose that makes sense. Thanks!

Although this will now probably make me start trying to figure out peoples fetishes from their habits...
User avatar #101 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
huh
guess you like girls so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a tunnel
User avatar #102 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well that is something I did not know about myself.

Guess I might as well go find my nearest whore.
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 35**
dubs and i set you up with lady gaga
#100 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The road of life! **
this is your fetish
#88 - How is that a fetish though? Does it make it better for them?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2013 on The Porn of America 0
User avatar #92 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
some sick fucks find pain arousing, makes sense some people like stuff less extreme
User avatar #93 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Pain being arousing I can understand, it stimulates the same areas of the brain in some people. But seeing people smoke... it's not weird enough to be creepy but it's just strange enough to make me question why.
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
i think its mostly for people who do or used to smoke, they like seeing others smoke without doing i themselves
i knew one girl who quit smoking but loved watching guys smoke

kinda on that level where people who lose alot of weight like sex where they feed the other person letting them do the eating they wont let themselves do
User avatar #96 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I suppose that makes sense. Thanks!

Although this will now probably make me start trying to figure out peoples fetishes from their habits...
User avatar #101 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
huh
guess you like girls so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a tunnel
User avatar #102 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well that is something I did not know about myself.

Guess I might as well go find my nearest whore.
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 35**
dubs and i set you up with lady gaga
#100 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The road of life! **
this is your fetish
#84 - Smoking.... seriously?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2013 on The Porn of America 0
User avatar #86 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
some nutjobs like seeing women smoke as they fuck
User avatar #88 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
How is that a fetish though? Does it make it better for them?
User avatar #92 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
some sick fucks find pain arousing, makes sense some people like stuff less extreme
User avatar #93 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Pain being arousing I can understand, it stimulates the same areas of the brain in some people. But seeing people smoke... it's not weird enough to be creepy but it's just strange enough to make me question why.
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
i think its mostly for people who do or used to smoke, they like seeing others smoke without doing i themselves
i knew one girl who quit smoking but loved watching guys smoke

kinda on that level where people who lose alot of weight like sex where they feed the other person letting them do the eating they wont let themselves do
User avatar #96 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I suppose that makes sense. Thanks!

Although this will now probably make me start trying to figure out peoples fetishes from their habits...
User avatar #101 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
huh
guess you like girls so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a tunnel
User avatar #102 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well that is something I did not know about myself.

Guess I might as well go find my nearest whore.
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 35**
dubs and i set you up with lady gaga
#100 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The road of life! **
this is your fetish
#14 - Or, watch it on your computer and screenshot it very carefully.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #46 - angelooo (12/31/2013) [-]
Okay thanks for the pin point.
#171 - Can I just say, this thread has been both informative and intr…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on So that's what the French... +3
#201 - shadowbreech (12/31/2013) [-]
#172 - latinotornado (12/31/2013) [-]
#26 - Well I now have a new found respect and admiration for her. … 12/31/2013 on Lady Gaga 2 0
#23 - Is that cereal?!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Lady Gaga 2 +1
User avatar #25 - megatrondecepticon (12/31/2013) [-]
honey cheerios it looks like.
#26 - luthervonappledorf (12/31/2013) [-]
Well I now have a new found respect and admiration for her.

And a new fetish it seems. I fucking love cereal and combining her with it is just, perfect. Thank you for this gif...
#4 - I was expecting his ass. I don't know why but it jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Did you check everywhere,... +46
User avatar #157 - spyisspy (12/31/2013) [-]
same
#3 - Anything. Because you'll have to converse with them.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Things To Never Say To A Brony +1
#20 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [-]
that's the joke.
#57 - DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME YOUNG MAN! 12/30/2013 on Astounding Resemblance +1
#138 - Well I'll give it a go. Thanks Dr. BerryLicious! 12/30/2013 on Have Sex With Anyone You Want! +1
#40 - Hello androgynous child. It goes well. How are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Astounding Resemblance 0
#41 - sweetelbows (12/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 - luthervonappledorf (12/30/2013) [-]
DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME YOUNG MAN!
#41 - If you're there for a reason and you're actually going through… 12/30/2013 on Prove them wrong. (desc) +1
#40 - Cut down on carbs. Replace bread based meals with salads and m… 12/30/2013 on Prove them wrong. (desc) 0
#75 - Ohh... well to be honest that'll probably happen any way so I …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Have Sex With Anyone You Want! 0
#99 - BerryLicious (12/30/2013) [-]
Nope, usung a proper method gives you the element of control, so if you don't want to see scary shit, you won't.
User avatar #138 - luthervonappledorf (12/30/2013) [-]
Well I'll give it a go.

Thanks Dr. BerryLicious!
#8 - I think I'm a tiny bit gay now... 12/30/2013 on that little bitch +27
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User avatar #42 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
User avatar #43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting shittier, we need all the people we can get.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
User avatar #47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
User avatar #49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
User avatar #51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
User avatar #53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was fucking insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying fuckers on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! Fuck Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
User avatar #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
User avatar #39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
User avatar #40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
User avatar #41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
User avatar #4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
User avatar #5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Ehh.
Got no pics? o3o
User avatar #7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
User avatar #8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
;-;
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Cute.
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
User avatar #13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
User avatar #15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
._.
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.
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