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luthervonappledorf

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:3/07/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4558 total,  5046 ,  488
Comment Thumbs: 13327 total,  14651 ,  1324
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 72% (720/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:192043
Times Content Favorited:103 times
Total Comments Made:3168
FJ Points:17441
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

latest user's comments

#10 - It's like a tiny Barry White has crawled inside your head and … 01/18/2014 on Oh yeah.. right there +1
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on For each person there is a... 0
#287 - mrsirius (01/19/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would you say that to me do you have no heart?
#8 - Every time I read/see Harry Potter I really get the urge to wr…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Mega Harry Potter Fact Comp +78
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#107 - theshadowed (01/18/2014) [-]
I have an idea for a fantasy series. I've got maps, cultures, religions, characters, social-political issues, economy, and geography. I'm just damned lazy about it. I've been putting it off for a year
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#205 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
That's my problem. That and I get distracted by other ideas. I have about 6 possible stories I could do but I always end up writing a chapter or two then finding another.
#95 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
What I end up doing is planning it all out and writing the first chapter. I then I lose every bit of motivation I had.
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#26 - gohex (01/18/2014) [-]
please do it. please. At least try. The mere fact that someone in the world has managed to write the harry potter series means something of at least equal value is possible.
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#71 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I will. And I'll do it for you, Gohex.
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#203 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
(are you actually gonna write one? if so keep me posted - and the rest of FJ please!)
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#204 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Well I started one a little while ago called "The Chronicles Of Alloria - The Tale of Luther Black" which was basically a steampunk fantasy story. I've written the starts to a few but never get too far because I get distracted by other idea.s

www.abctales.com/user/charon Here's where I post everything I end up writing any way.
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#207 - gohex (01/19/2014) [-]
Alright favourited - good luck mate.
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#206 - luthervonappledorf (01/19/2014) [-]
Correction, The Chronicles Of Alloria and Tales Of Luther Black are actually two different stories. I have no idea why I thought they were one.
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#86 - nyanfatcat (01/18/2014) [-]
You have funnyjunk to support you
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#87 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
I will dedicate it to all of you. By name. It's be a fucking long dedication page.
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#176 - kombee (01/19/2014) [-]
Then be sure to dedicate me as well. Funnyjunk has got your back, now show the rest of the world what you can do.
#167 - Azz (01/18/2014) [-]
My name will look like a funny name you threw in to see if someone would notice ^_^ Supporting you as I continue my own.
#20 - That kids expression is ******* priceless. 01/18/2014 on best selfie ever +1
#49549 - Thanks, I think I just need to find a teacher, or someone very… 01/18/2014 on Religion Board 0
#101 - Oh ho ho, you're not tricking me this time! STAY AWAY…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on This is feminism +23
#116 - carlsagouin (01/18/2014) [-]
I think TLOK has pretty much shown how retarded today's feminists are.
#49 - Dude, calm it with the Jager ********. You've said this like 3… 01/18/2014 on Vodquila 0
#35 - So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... 0
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#36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#31 - Holy ****... so you can make hangar doors?! I'm…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... 0
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#33 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and look what happened to him. His arms turned into staircases from hitting so many people into doors.
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#35 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into doors and staircases?!

Is it like a curse? After a while you become a beautiful wrought iron spiral staircase?
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#36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.
#29 - Like a whirling blade of death you approach your victim, makin…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on The first rule of Fight... 0
#30 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm tier 15 and before you ask.
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#31 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit... so you can make hangar doors?!

I'm glad you posted that

But Jake made it to tier 15...
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#33 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah and look what happened to him. His arms turned into staircases from hitting so many people into doors.
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#35 - luthervonappledorf (01/18/2014) [-]
So if you hit people hard enough... you eventually turn into doors and staircases?!

Is it like a curse? After a while you become a beautiful wrought iron spiral staircase?
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#36 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but it only happens once the higher level doors swing back and hit you.

If you manage to dodge their counter attacks and get into a grove of it, you can avoid the staircase arms altogether.