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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Several. Black Ops 2 at the minute.
X-box Gamertag: xR72pnt
Interests: Too many.
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:3/12/2014
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Well, I am a collection of cells and electronic impulses fuelled mostly by daily doses of sarcasm and misguided attempts to come up with a plausible way to time travel.

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#29 - Include dat lip bite and we have a deal.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on QUADRAKILL!! 0
User avatar #121 - include (02/06/2014) [-]
Deal.
#30 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
I hope this is gone be good
User avatar #31 - stevebrown (02/05/2014) [-]
Im sure it will be! it Jinx.
#15 - Please do....  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on QUADRAKILL!! 0
#28 - glacialis (02/05/2014) [-]
Well if you insist.
User avatar #29 - luthervonappledorf (02/05/2014) [-]
Include dat lip bite and we have a deal.
User avatar #121 - include (02/06/2014) [-]
Deal.
#30 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
I hope this is gone be good
User avatar #31 - stevebrown (02/05/2014) [-]
Im sure it will be! it Jinx.
#12 - Perfect. Easier, less stressful and means I can avoid Tumblr. 02/05/2014 on Nerd girls 0
#10 - That's going to be a pain in the ass. Couldn't I just…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Nerd girls 0
User avatar #11 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/05/2014) [-]
Aye, you could do that
User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf (02/05/2014) [-]
Perfect. Easier, less stressful and means I can avoid Tumblr.
#44 - How did we not think of this sooner.... 02/05/2014 on Dear funnyjunk. +1
#7 - This annoys the fuck out of me because I would actually quite …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Nerd girls 0
User avatar #139 - celaeneo (02/05/2014) [-]
Consider that they are really insecure. Guys don't seem to get that if you say something bad about a girl, even in an argument.. they will remember it forever. That makes it harder to believe that you actually think the nice things you say.
User avatar #8 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/05/2014) [-]
The only option is to change yourself and let them burn
User avatar #10 - luthervonappledorf (02/05/2014) [-]
That's going to be a pain in the ass.

Couldn't I just give up and not date anyone ever again?
User avatar #11 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/05/2014) [-]
Aye, you could do that
User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf (02/05/2014) [-]
Perfect. Easier, less stressful and means I can avoid Tumblr.
#340 - A mixture. As is with most gyms. People looking to get in shap…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Stupid Shit You Hear in the... 0
User avatar #341 - highhopes (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but "getting in shape" doesn't mean you have to look like a gorilla on steroids. I am talking about normal men and women going to the gym because they want a healthier life. That's what I'm considering "normal" at the gym.
#193387 - Yet collectively we are doing little to revert our overall imp… 02/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#193372 - Everyone is all too happy to sit and feed off of the filth tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #193375 - megavoir (02/04/2014) [-]
Linkin Park - Crawling While I agree, I thought it was to good not to post this
#193371 - This is going to be a long one, so skip if you want. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #193384 - nefarian (02/04/2014) [-]
Well obviously humans feel like gods. We're the most dominant race on the planet by a long run.
Also, you're generalising like some blind autist. There are a lot of people who do good shit, way better than animals, and some who do horrible shit. That's just really what dominance does. Mankind realises almost every mistake it does and tries to fix it. In hundreds of ways we are superior to animals for a good reason, many of us treat animals well and save the endangered ones. That is not so terrible, really.
User avatar #193387 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yet collectively we are doing little to revert our overall impact. We are still destroying vast swathes of the world and all of the power to change that still remains in the hands of the ones least likely to use it for good.
User avatar #193372 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Everyone is all too happy to sit and feed off of the filth that 'news' networks and sadistic corporations are shoveling into our faces daily. Everything we do is done to excess and to what ends? To satisfy a ceaseless hunger that even destroying this world will not end. Our thirst for ever greater achievements and accolades leads us to nothing more than a bleak, barren future.

If past behavior is the greatest predictor of future behavior then we are headed down a dark and twisted path. Nothing but war and death has been left in our wake and nothing but war and death awaits us. Whether we die directly by our own hands or simply by our ignorance and sloth, we will dig our own graves and fill them twice over with the deaths of every living thing on this planet before we realise how destructive and twisted we are.
User avatar #193375 - megavoir (02/04/2014) [-]
Linkin Park - Crawling While I agree, I thought it was to good not to post this
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User avatar #42 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for what you said. It really meant a lot
User avatar #43 to #42 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always happy to help someone feeling depressed. It's an impossible feeling to imagine and even less possible to truly help, even accepting help is hard.

If you ever need motivating or even just a little pick me up, just send me a message and I'll give you the best I've got! In times like this, when everything seems to just be getting shittier, we need all the people we can get.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well thank you a lot. It means a lot to know that there are those willing to help.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The advice board is full of surprisingly helpful people. Just remember to ignore the douchebags who troll there. There is always at least one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed
User avatar #47 to #46 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
My personal favourite thing to do when feeling down is to just play Skyrim as a serial killer and see how many people you can murder in mysterious ways before getting caught. Hardcore roleplaying in RPG's is fun too. Creating a character with a backstory and different personality traits and living their life until they eventually die, you only get one life though. You get oddly attached to them.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually do that too. Or I play firefight on halo.
User avatar #49 to #48 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Always a good call. I still need to actually get Halo 4. After playing a bit of ODST I just gave up on the franchise.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, odst wasn't my favorite but it was pretty fun. My fav is halo 2
User avatar #51 to #50 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes! Everyone seems to love 3 or the newer ones more but, I still prefer 2 for some reason. Although I'm definitely getting 5, the trailer was far too epic to miss.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
I know! Halo 3, imo, was pretty hard for me, I don't really know why... But yeah! I'm getting it as well! Cortana is coming back, I just know it!
User avatar #53 to #52 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
The Legendary on 3 was fucking insane. I managed it alright on 1 and 2 but I couldn't finish it on 3, even with a friend it was just too hard. Oh man I hope she is, it looks like it'll be closer to 1 and 2 than the others so we can only hope. Although it means I'm going to need to get an Xbox One then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. Yeah, I am surprised I even got through it on legendary. It was mostly just run, run, run, only shoot at the things charging at you or whatever is in front of you. That has been my strategy on legendary... But then there were all of the achievements
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (02/04/2014) [-]
Soo many achievements. But they were just easier on 1 and 2. The little flying fuckers on 3 are what killed me most. Just millions of them on every damn surface with all the most annoying weapons! Fuck Needlers, they were just crazy powerful in 3.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah they were. And I hardly use them unless I really have nothing else. Have you played any of them LASO?
User avatar #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
Check out bluefley00 on youtube, he covers sci-fi art.
User avatar #39 to #38 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
oh and fdz school
User avatar #40 to #39 - luthervonappledorf (12/01/2013) [-]
Both are incredible and pretty much exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you so much!
User avatar #41 to #40 - legendaryhero (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, I am glad I could help!
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Made that account yet? :)

Glad to have taken your comment virginity, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Just setting it up, sorry for being slow. I'm currently helping my parents renovate so I'm pretty tied up. Hahaha, well, it's about time I suppose.
User avatar #4 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Come on man, I don't got all night.
I'm a busy girl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Mhm. So hurry up maaaaan.
Also, What do you look like? -Nosy as hell.-
User avatar #5 to #3 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm hurrying I'm hurrying! Oh god, I am useless at describing myself. Umm... fairly short, muscular, beard, short dark brown hair.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Ehh.
Got no pics? o3o
User avatar #7 to #6 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/HerroDerr I don't let people takes many photos of me and I definitely don't take many of myself. But this should be easier.
User avatar #8 to #7 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Facebook = banned in china.
;-;
Come ooon, I'll post a pic of me, if you post a pic of you.
#9 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually had none of me on here so had to get it off my Facebook anyway.
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Cute.
So if you want help with that photoshopping, hurry up laaa. I don't have all evening. I got like 2 hours left till I plan on going to bed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm setting it up and taking down a wardrobe at the minute so it's taking me some time :L sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
Do it quickly, THEN do the wardrobe, It takes like 10 mins (excluding download time)
User avatar #13 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (04/15/2013) [-]
Right, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to go and finish taking the wardrobe down, my friends getting really pissed that I'm on FJ at the same time. Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?
User avatar #15 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm only annoyed, because you know, I've been waiting quite a while for you to actually do this thing. So yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (04/15/2013) [-]
._.
I'm bored now, not tomorrow. BUT
Okay ^^ I won't help then.
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