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#9 - I used to go for the A button but then I realized that it is a… 08/25/2014 on The Hellish Adventures of... 0
#221 - Its a ******* marker. Go wherever the ****…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/23/2014 on (untitled) -2
#224 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
"It sold more thus it's superior"
#238 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
"It was needlessly vague, so it's superior"
It's not a fucking puzzle game.
#239 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Implying I ever said that.
#240 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
Your complaining that quest markers exist. Your complaint amounts to either pointlessly bitching because change is scary and you're too small to handle it or whining that making things clearer is a bad thing.
User avatar #243 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
No, it's not because the change is scary. It's because I want the game to acknowledge that I'm not a fucking idiot that needs to be explicitly guided to find where I'm supposed to go. You ever heard of the joy of discovery?
#246 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
And all that besides, you can turn the quest markers off. You don't even have to follow them if you don't want to.
User avatar #249 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
And thus making the vanilla unmodded game impossible to play because no quest ever describes directions to where you're supposed to go. It just assumes you're playing with quest markers.
#245 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
Again, it's not a puzzle game. You know what's more fun than wandering the coast for an hour looking for where you're meant to go? Exploring a cave.
Not to mention there's hundreds of areas with no quests attached to them at all. You like discovering shit? Great, go discover. Just stop bitching that the game was improved for people who enjoy throwing fire at things, or exploring smaller defined areas for loot, or just following the story without wasting what limited free time they have.
User avatar #248 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Because following directions told to you and written down truly is a great puzzle. The hundreds of side areas you can explore? Oh you mean all of the copy pasted crypts that drag on for way too long, but that has nothing to do with the stupid marks. The game was improved for people who enjoy throwing fire at things? Bullshit. The spells you could get in Morrowind were outrageous and entertaining. The spells you could get in Skyrim were all copy pasted fire effects. Wasting limited time? If you're not ready to invest hundreds of hours, you should not be playing RPGS
#251 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
If all you're finding is crypts, which are admittedly copy pasted all over the fucking map, you're not looking.
What spells could you get in morrowind, but not in skyrim? Other than jump (Which breaks the game), Levitate (Which breaks the game), Lock (Which was pointless), Swift swim, spells that granted disease that had no effect on the game, and spells that otherwise relied on mechanics no longer present (Such as the intervention spells)
Yeah, things were removed. They were removed because they were bad for the game, had no effect, or wouldn't match the setting. Everything else was improved.

"If you're not ready to invest hundreds of hours, you should not be playing RPGS"
In other words
"You're not allowed to enjoy games your own way because I am an elitist cunt"

Half the magic of games is that they're experienced differently by everyone. As in physically, measurably different. I'm one of those pretentious fucks that see games as art, and that one thing about them separates them from all other art forms. Games have more potential, because they can be completely different based on who is using them. Not just because of that interpretation bullshit either.
User avatar #252 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Y'know it's 7 AM and after that blatant wall of text I don't even want to bother anymore
so fuckit, you win
#253 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
<- Me right now.
#217 - That is just ridiculous. "Chasing quest markers." Yo…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #218 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
You're playing the fucking game on a railroad then. There's no freedom if all you're doing is going where you're told constantly. Explore, stray beyond the beaten path, tell that floating quest marker to go fuck itself.
User avatar #221 - lumpymandude (08/23/2014) [-]
Its a fucking marker. Go wherever the fuck you want to go. The proof is in the pudding. This game sold so much better to a huge diverse audience because of the accessibility to people who don't try to make everything ten times harder than it has to be
#224 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
"It sold more thus it's superior"
#238 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
"It was needlessly vague, so it's superior"
It's not a fucking puzzle game.
#239 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Implying I ever said that.
#240 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
Your complaining that quest markers exist. Your complaint amounts to either pointlessly bitching because change is scary and you're too small to handle it or whining that making things clearer is a bad thing.
User avatar #243 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
No, it's not because the change is scary. It's because I want the game to acknowledge that I'm not a fucking idiot that needs to be explicitly guided to find where I'm supposed to go. You ever heard of the joy of discovery?
#246 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
And all that besides, you can turn the quest markers off. You don't even have to follow them if you don't want to.
User avatar #249 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
And thus making the vanilla unmodded game impossible to play because no quest ever describes directions to where you're supposed to go. It just assumes you're playing with quest markers.
#245 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
Again, it's not a puzzle game. You know what's more fun than wandering the coast for an hour looking for where you're meant to go? Exploring a cave.
Not to mention there's hundreds of areas with no quests attached to them at all. You like discovering shit? Great, go discover. Just stop bitching that the game was improved for people who enjoy throwing fire at things, or exploring smaller defined areas for loot, or just following the story without wasting what limited free time they have.
User avatar #248 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Because following directions told to you and written down truly is a great puzzle. The hundreds of side areas you can explore? Oh you mean all of the copy pasted crypts that drag on for way too long, but that has nothing to do with the stupid marks. The game was improved for people who enjoy throwing fire at things? Bullshit. The spells you could get in Morrowind were outrageous and entertaining. The spells you could get in Skyrim were all copy pasted fire effects. Wasting limited time? If you're not ready to invest hundreds of hours, you should not be playing RPGS
#251 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
If all you're finding is crypts, which are admittedly copy pasted all over the fucking map, you're not looking.
What spells could you get in morrowind, but not in skyrim? Other than jump (Which breaks the game), Levitate (Which breaks the game), Lock (Which was pointless), Swift swim, spells that granted disease that had no effect on the game, and spells that otherwise relied on mechanics no longer present (Such as the intervention spells)
Yeah, things were removed. They were removed because they were bad for the game, had no effect, or wouldn't match the setting. Everything else was improved.

"If you're not ready to invest hundreds of hours, you should not be playing RPGS"
In other words
"You're not allowed to enjoy games your own way because I am an elitist cunt"

Half the magic of games is that they're experienced differently by everyone. As in physically, measurably different. I'm one of those pretentious fucks that see games as art, and that one thing about them separates them from all other art forms. Games have more potential, because they can be completely different based on who is using them. Not just because of that interpretation bullshit either.
User avatar #252 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Y'know it's 7 AM and after that blatant wall of text I don't even want to bother anymore
so fuckit, you win
#253 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
<- Me right now.
#42 - Apple maps is fine. What the hell are you talking about. THere… 08/23/2014 on Stephen Colbert on war 0
#213 - I'm sorry is there a problem with an extremely convenient ques…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/23/2014 on (untitled) -2
User avatar #214 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
The problem is that the game turns from exploration and immersion to chasing quest markers. RPGs don't have to be convenient all they have to do is suck you in.
User avatar #262 - dehnoobshow (08/23/2014) [-]
My issue with this is "SKYRIM'S EASIER TO UNDERSTAND. THEREFORE SKYRIM IS COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT AND ANYONE WHO LIKES IT SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELVES" - Half the Nostalgic fans.
User avatar #217 - lumpymandude (08/23/2014) [-]
That is just ridiculous. "Chasing quest markers." You are just going to a location to do the story. You don't need to be given all these details that you already heard
User avatar #218 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
You're playing the fucking game on a railroad then. There's no freedom if all you're doing is going where you're told constantly. Explore, stray beyond the beaten path, tell that floating quest marker to go fuck itself.
User avatar #221 - lumpymandude (08/23/2014) [-]
Its a fucking marker. Go wherever the fuck you want to go. The proof is in the pudding. This game sold so much better to a huge diverse audience because of the accessibility to people who don't try to make everything ten times harder than it has to be
#224 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
"It sold more thus it's superior"
#238 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
"It was needlessly vague, so it's superior"
It's not a fucking puzzle game.
#239 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Implying I ever said that.
#240 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
Your complaining that quest markers exist. Your complaint amounts to either pointlessly bitching because change is scary and you're too small to handle it or whining that making things clearer is a bad thing.
User avatar #243 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
No, it's not because the change is scary. It's because I want the game to acknowledge that I'm not a fucking idiot that needs to be explicitly guided to find where I'm supposed to go. You ever heard of the joy of discovery?
#246 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
And all that besides, you can turn the quest markers off. You don't even have to follow them if you don't want to.
User avatar #249 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
And thus making the vanilla unmodded game impossible to play because no quest ever describes directions to where you're supposed to go. It just assumes you're playing with quest markers.
#245 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
Again, it's not a puzzle game. You know what's more fun than wandering the coast for an hour looking for where you're meant to go? Exploring a cave.
Not to mention there's hundreds of areas with no quests attached to them at all. You like discovering shit? Great, go discover. Just stop bitching that the game was improved for people who enjoy throwing fire at things, or exploring smaller defined areas for loot, or just following the story without wasting what limited free time they have.
User avatar #248 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Because following directions told to you and written down truly is a great puzzle. The hundreds of side areas you can explore? Oh you mean all of the copy pasted crypts that drag on for way too long, but that has nothing to do with the stupid marks. The game was improved for people who enjoy throwing fire at things? Bullshit. The spells you could get in Morrowind were outrageous and entertaining. The spells you could get in Skyrim were all copy pasted fire effects. Wasting limited time? If you're not ready to invest hundreds of hours, you should not be playing RPGS
#251 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
If all you're finding is crypts, which are admittedly copy pasted all over the fucking map, you're not looking.
What spells could you get in morrowind, but not in skyrim? Other than jump (Which breaks the game), Levitate (Which breaks the game), Lock (Which was pointless), Swift swim, spells that granted disease that had no effect on the game, and spells that otherwise relied on mechanics no longer present (Such as the intervention spells)
Yeah, things were removed. They were removed because they were bad for the game, had no effect, or wouldn't match the setting. Everything else was improved.

"If you're not ready to invest hundreds of hours, you should not be playing RPGS"
In other words
"You're not allowed to enjoy games your own way because I am an elitist cunt"

Half the magic of games is that they're experienced differently by everyone. As in physically, measurably different. I'm one of those pretentious fucks that see games as art, and that one thing about them separates them from all other art forms. Games have more potential, because they can be completely different based on who is using them. Not just because of that interpretation bullshit either.
User avatar #252 - tinkotin (08/23/2014) [-]
Y'know it's 7 AM and after that blatant wall of text I don't even want to bother anymore
so fuckit, you win
#253 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
<- Me right now.
#106 - Congratulations Google. You win the most pretentious company o…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#156 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
Owner of six goats here, and I can confirm they do nothing but eat grass.
Literally, if you sit on the grass in a spot they want to eat, they will headbutt your ass out of the way just to eat that flattened grass your sweaty ass has been sitting on.
They're a lot better than lawn mowers; I don't even own a lawn mower anymore.
#110 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
If you have a lot of grass, it's actually cheaper to just let some goats wander over it than it is to hire people to cut it all themselves. They're like automated lawnmowers.
User avatar #165 - SteyrAUG (08/23/2014) [-]
A Toro Groundsmaster 5900D can mow up to 100 acres in an 8 hour day.

Sources:
Been a groundskeeper on golf courses for years.

And if you don't believe me, believe the manufacturer:
www.tquip.com.au/p109/groundsmaster-5900-d-5910-d/
#153 - gerfox (08/23/2014) [-]
Maybe they should just buy the goats instead of hiring them. A lot of carbon emissions to transport them all the time
User avatar #159 - dubslao (08/23/2014) [-]
If the buy them, they keep them. Where the fuck are they supposed to put 200 goats at Google HQ?
User avatar #164 - SteyrAUG (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't know, maybe the field they're currently eating to keep short would be a good spot?
#188 - ninjaroo (08/23/2014) [-]
But then the grass that they're trying to keep short so that it looks pretty has goats all over it.
#163 - gerfox (08/23/2014) [-]
They could just have a fence around their property and have a couple of them go around at all times just grassing? It'll keep their grass continuously short, and they'll not bother anyone if they're not bothered. Or they could hire someone to look after them as a full time job. They can afford it. Depends on how dedicated they are to lowering carbon emissions, or if its just a ruse.
#38 - we have a hulk  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Priorities 0
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#171 - Repeat after me. "NO ONE CARES"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Mental illness -2
#173 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
glory be unto lumpymandude
#179 - Well. I got bored of Fairy Tale at about ep 25 looks like i go… 08/15/2014 on New age of content is here. 0
#112 - "You sold spongebob's soul for 62 cents" 08/15/2014 on Good guy mr Crabs +17

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Uh yeah Football= good **** we Americans play
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