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#52 - People give ubisoft too much crap  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on (untitled) +5
#78 - zamininc (04/01/2015) [-]
>day one DLC
>new assassin's creed game every what seems to be 8 months
>clearly not understanding what fans actually wanted (went on with the Desmond bullshit for too many games)
>Did I mention day one DLC?
User avatar #104 - makomirocket (04/01/2015) [-]
wasnt the day 1 dlc all skins though
User avatar #54 - basichaharemix (04/01/2015) [-]
I actually would've preferred it being a pirate simulator honestly. Really surprised we have yet to get a game that is mainly pirate themed. Seems like it would've been a no brainer by now.
#44 - I dont underestimate **** . The CIA is bad ass. We had a…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Description 0
User avatar #129 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
The CIA is alos corrupt as shit.
#157 - jdrinfantry (03/29/2015) [-]
Dude.. no..
If you don't understand how intelligence agencies work then don't talk shit.
CIA gathers intelligence in foreign countries, important to the national security of the US. Which means they analyze potential threats to the US. That's it.
They don't do random drone strikes, because they have no drones, that's the military.
They don't bomb people, because they're not the fucking USAF.

They have an internal special activities division that works closely with DEVGRU and Delta Force, but they mainly provide intelligence for covert operations.

Usually these things are much less interesting when you glance behind the covert curtains.
User avatar #165 - jdrinfantry (03/29/2015) [-]
Those are USAF soldiers manning drones, or pakistani drones.
Intel provided by CIA.
User avatar #167 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
So if I'm the CIA and I order you to blow up this target and you follow orders and it turns out to be bad intel and innocent civilians die. I'm not responsible you are ?
User avatar #168 - jdrinfantry (03/29/2015) [-]
CIA wouldn't decide that. That would be up to JSOC, or some other command. The intel CIA provides is about persons, family and local tensions usually. It's often based on threat levels too.
It's an intelligence agency, for fuck sake.

Normal procedure. CIA is gathering intel in the Pakistani Tora Bora. They have infiltrated several local tribes and have lured out an Al Qaeda affiliate. Once this intelligence reaches JSOC, they dispatch a special forces team to take him in, a drone strike to take him out or let the CIA continue to work on their intel, maybe lure out an even higher standing member of the Al Qaeda, or discover possible terrorist attacks.
User avatar #169 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
war is rarely so neat and tidy. The CIA has been caught falsifying intel for their own benifit many times.
User avatar #170 - jdrinfantry (03/30/2015) [-]
CIA wouldnt benefit from falsifying information.
User avatar #179 - timmywankenobi (03/30/2015) [-]
you're joking right ?
User avatar #181 - jdrinfantry (03/30/2015) [-]
No, it's a government agency. They provide INTEL and if that intel is WRONG, then THAT would have a huge impact on the CIA.
Falsifying intel = huge security breach.
User avatar #182 - timmywankenobi (03/30/2015) [-]
Right Right Right the CIA is incorruptible and perfect in every way.
#33 - i think the CIA knows how to get information out of a prizoner…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Description +3
User avatar #40 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
I think you over estimate the CIA abilities and finesse. The CIA bombs first, asks questions later.
#47 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
No no no.
The CIA plants operatives years in advance, they take over whatever group they plan on taking out.
After several years of pushing their men up the ranks they've successfully taken over a majority of the operations.
Then they start raking in the profits and use them to fund off the record special ops.
Eventually the ops get discovered and a trail of money leads back to druglords/traffics/ect.
The CIA promptly removes the group from existence and moves on.
User avatar #128 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
They also drone strike civilian targets and the "Double tap them" just to be sure. Then when the civilian victims take them to Court the CIA lawyers roll up and are like " Oh whats wrong little girl you mommy get blown up by our drones ? ,boo hoo hoo. Go suck a dick you little bitch ! "
User avatar #44 - lumpymandude (03/29/2015) [-]
I dont underestimate shit. The CIA is bad ass. We had a couple of spooks come in and talk to our ROTC unit. I also have an aquaintence that is prior navy and is current CIA. He is a bad ass guy. With a lot of luck i want to be CIA in a couple years so i have done my research.
User avatar #129 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
The CIA is alos corrupt as shit.
#157 - jdrinfantry (03/29/2015) [-]
Dude.. no..
If you don't understand how intelligence agencies work then don't talk shit.
CIA gathers intelligence in foreign countries, important to the national security of the US. Which means they analyze potential threats to the US. That's it.
They don't do random drone strikes, because they have no drones, that's the military.
They don't bomb people, because they're not the fucking USAF.

They have an internal special activities division that works closely with DEVGRU and Delta Force, but they mainly provide intelligence for covert operations.

Usually these things are much less interesting when you glance behind the covert curtains.
User avatar #165 - jdrinfantry (03/29/2015) [-]
Those are USAF soldiers manning drones, or pakistani drones.
Intel provided by CIA.
User avatar #167 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
So if I'm the CIA and I order you to blow up this target and you follow orders and it turns out to be bad intel and innocent civilians die. I'm not responsible you are ?
User avatar #168 - jdrinfantry (03/29/2015) [-]
CIA wouldn't decide that. That would be up to JSOC, or some other command. The intel CIA provides is about persons, family and local tensions usually. It's often based on threat levels too.
It's an intelligence agency, for fuck sake.

Normal procedure. CIA is gathering intel in the Pakistani Tora Bora. They have infiltrated several local tribes and have lured out an Al Qaeda affiliate. Once this intelligence reaches JSOC, they dispatch a special forces team to take him in, a drone strike to take him out or let the CIA continue to work on their intel, maybe lure out an even higher standing member of the Al Qaeda, or discover possible terrorist attacks.
User avatar #169 - timmywankenobi (03/29/2015) [-]
war is rarely so neat and tidy. The CIA has been caught falsifying intel for their own benifit many times.
User avatar #170 - jdrinfantry (03/30/2015) [-]
CIA wouldnt benefit from falsifying information.
User avatar #179 - timmywankenobi (03/30/2015) [-]
you're joking right ?
User avatar #181 - jdrinfantry (03/30/2015) [-]
No, it's a government agency. They provide INTEL and if that intel is WRONG, then THAT would have a huge impact on the CIA.
Falsifying intel = huge security breach.
User avatar #182 - timmywankenobi (03/30/2015) [-]
Right Right Right the CIA is incorruptible and perfect in every way.
#34 - darkjustifier (03/29/2015) [-]
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#36 - Marines run a 3 mile pft not a 1.5. Navy prt is 1.5  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #18,#19 0
#42 - Mariache (03/25/2015) [-]
True enough, but this is the Initial Strength Test. In the IST, as its known, you only have to do the 1.5 on the first day or two, whenever it happens. Later on its the full three, many many times.
I myself only just barely passed the running portion of the IST, but eventually I was able to do the three mile in 20 minutes.
And heres a photo to prove I am what I say I am. We were just flying into Afghanistan at the time of this photo
User avatar #55 - fuelnfire (03/26/2015) [-]
When did you fly in? You wearin an MTV yeah? You got FROG gear so it aint that early. Unit didn't get any SPCs?

User avatar #67 - Mariache (03/26/2015) [-]
I flew in around march 2009, so yea, not early at all. Frog gear was nice. By SPC's you mean what? Specialists, as in army?
User avatar #68 - fuelnfire (03/27/2015) [-]
The lighter plate carrier. Scalable plate carrier im pretty sure. We got some with our FROGs. My zipper kept busting on the combat shirt, but yeah, later we got smaller carriers, attached with 3/5 (i was an engi yeh). Got smaller kevlar and an M4 so I was happy.
User avatar #69 - Mariache (03/28/2015) [-]
ahhh, never heard them referred to as that. We just called them plate carriers and everybody knew we were talking about the small ones. So yea, we did get some of those when we were in country. My dumb ass never sent one home, so I dont have it for my personal collection. And lucky you with the M4, only the officers and some staff got those when we went. Even the damn RP's got M4s...
I was in an engineer company myself. Utilities platoon, water side specifically. MWSS 371, based out of Yuma. You?
User avatar #70 - fuelnfire (03/29/2015) [-]
I didn't get FROGs till 05, I had a woodland kevlar for a good month. I thought you made up a BS MOS before I realised you meant a Marine Wing. 1CEB out of Pendleton, didn't go to Bagram in 01 with 15th MEU, got to tussle with the assholes in Al-Anbar in 04-07. I guess we weren't even in the same division haha



#78 - Also these people are way too fat to be cops. Police have weig…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on muh racism +11
#93 - quantumranger (03/25/2015) [-]
My school's deputy was pretty fat. Well maybe not fat but he certainly wasn't fit. About the same as the guy with the baton but maybe more of a gut.
#115 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
Ah yes, school deputy. The most respected of police ranks.

Totally not a glorified mall cop.
#129 - quantumranger (03/26/2015) [-]
He was still a cop, had a gun and everything. I saw him respond to a fight in a walmart parking lot.
#112 - Come on. It was funny with the original 03/25/2015 on Goku -1
#71 - Psych please 03/20/2015 on sym bionic titan.... +3
#78 - Never forget 03/20/2015 on when Nephew Says "Star Wars... +2
#5 - Picture 03/19/2015 on Drones +5

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#1 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
YOU ARE DUMB
SOCCER=FOOTBALL
AMERICAN FOOTBALL=PIG SKIN AND OR COW
GET IT
THROUGH
YOUR
*******
HEAD.



Sincerly GBA
User avatar #2 to #1 - mamajamma (08/01/2011) [-]
Uh yeah Football= good **** we Americans play
Soccer= everyone else
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