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#223 - LOL. I'm guessing you have never watched Game of Thrones have you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... +2
#282 - kingreykonig (06/28/2016) [-]
I've seen every episode. As well as books. The writing in this show is an absolute cluster fuck. It's fun to watch and go "oooooh big boom and violence and blood" but in terms of story telling, especially when compared to the source material from which it's supposed to be derived. I like the show in a lot of ways but every single plot line is filled with loop holes inconsistencies and cases of characters being saved or killed by outright bullshit.

Whether you like it or not you can't deny the shows writing is a pile of shit, focused on cheap tugs of emotions by deaths and cheap pay offs in terms of action and fighting that also make no sense (e.g Danny's dragons and the Vale army and arya being wolverine while lancel lannister got stabbed and was actually realistically crippled or the fact that varys can teleport or the fact that davos confronted melisandra a season late or the fact that the citadel didn't know about jaor mormonts death but tyrion did and was able to tell jorah. Or the fact that the unsullied weren't able to spot an enemy fleet until it was already at the city. I could go on about how the shows writing makes no sense but I don't have all day
#14 - In my opinion, this was the best Game of Thrones episode ever.…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... +87
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#181 - Deavas (06/27/2016) [-]
They killed half the cast in one episode and they wonder why they don't have enough for even 8 episodes let alone 10
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#127 - zaywoot (06/27/2016) [-]
But I feel like the season overall suffered because of it - I think the season would've overall been better served if the different events were spaced out rather than all cramped into the last episode
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#275 - severepwner (06/28/2016) [-]
I don't really feel like any pacing was negatively affected here. Maybe the quality of certain episodes prevailed over others, but I can't see any discernible drop in storytelling quality.
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#100 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2016) [-]
I think Battle of the Bastards was better, alot because it only focused on 1 story line majorly and one minorly while in this we jumped everywhere and saw some people for literally 2 minutes.
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#182 - temporalguardian (06/27/2016) [-]
>>#127,

Thats how it is on every even numbered seasons episode 9.

2 - the battle of blackwater bay
4- the siege of the wall
6 - battle of the bastards


Just like how every odd numbered seasons episode 9 has a very big/gruesome death of some sort.

1 - Ned
3 - red wedding
5 - Shireen and maybe her mom.
#20 - PSpepper (06/27/2016) [-]
Personally, it's hard to say which is the best, but this is very easy top 5. And one of the best episodes of TV ever.
#208 - kingreykonig (06/28/2016) [-]
If you think this is the best tv ever you might need to look into more tv
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#223 - lumpymandude (06/28/2016) [-]
LOL. I'm guessing you have never watched Game of Thrones have you?
#282 - kingreykonig (06/28/2016) [-]
I've seen every episode. As well as books. The writing in this show is an absolute cluster fuck. It's fun to watch and go "oooooh big boom and violence and blood" but in terms of story telling, especially when compared to the source material from which it's supposed to be derived. I like the show in a lot of ways but every single plot line is filled with loop holes inconsistencies and cases of characters being saved or killed by outright bullshit.

Whether you like it or not you can't deny the shows writing is a pile of shit, focused on cheap tugs of emotions by deaths and cheap pay offs in terms of action and fighting that also make no sense (e.g Danny's dragons and the Vale army and arya being wolverine while lancel lannister got stabbed and was actually realistically crippled or the fact that varys can teleport or the fact that davos confronted melisandra a season late or the fact that the citadel didn't know about jaor mormonts death but tyrion did and was able to tell jorah. Or the fact that the unsullied weren't able to spot an enemy fleet until it was already at the city. I could go on about how the shows writing makes no sense but I don't have all day
#187 - kez (06/28/2016) [-]
I loved the first half.

But then the 2nd half was kinda just setting up the next episode.

In the last 20-25 minutes the only event that happened was arya killing fray.

And that lasted 1 minute, the other 24 minutes was "Shits about to get real fam, check it".

Still a great episode, but I wish they put the set up in the start of the episode and had the initial half the cast dies bit near the end. The pacing was off, having it go intense and then just chill.
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#15 - divergence (06/27/2016) [-]
For me, nothing can ever beat Hardhome.
#74 - anon (06/27/2016) [-]
show's not over yet
#1 - Except everyone is dead 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones, Jamie's... 0
#26 - My dog used to ark at its reflection all the time 06/27/2016 on multiple doggos 0
#43 - And this is how it is powered  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2016 on Meanwhile in a parallel... +14
#54 - savageoro (06/23/2016) [-]
that's cute
#27 - These comics are not funny. The writer does not understand how… 06/19/2016 on hi five -2
#339 - NO, that's retarded. If someone is trying to take something th… 06/19/2016 on She got a point -2
#82 - Whole thing is a waste of money 06/19/2016 on Funeral Business 0
#52 - Not the same thing. I'm in the military. For someone in the mi… 06/18/2016 on Ladies First. 0
#50 - why, have you met many people who say this  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Ladies First. 0
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#51 - sugoi (06/18/2016) [-]
Your doubt that the content was fake was pretty good, I mean you're right there's absolutely no reason to believe it whatsover.

But reaaaallly? You doubt its legitimacy because of how someone says something? That's what convinces you it's not real? You are hilarious buddy. If there's two lawyers and one says "I'm a lawyer" and the other says "I'm a defense attorney" is the former not actually a lawyer?
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#52 - lumpymandude (06/18/2016) [-]
Not the same thing. I'm in the military. For someone in the military to not use military terms correctly is a dead giveaway. Just common reasoning to find out if someone is telling the truth. Can be done with any profession. If a lawyer would normally say what type of lawyer he was when introducing himself, a lawyer woudl pick up on that if he thought about it