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#339 - Yaaas 02/24/2015 on Tinder Guide 0
#13 - I don't know enough about cults, is it a big deal to try to le…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #16 - revanmal (02/22/2015) [-]
A lot of times, yes. They'll threaten, bribe, beg, and blackmail to stop people from leaving and revealing anything about their internal workings and beliefs.
User avatar #131 - lulzinmyroflcopter (02/24/2015) [-]
Have there ever been true court cases where a person was blackmailed by a cult?
#20 - Im about to join tinder . I'm super socially anxious so I'm a …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Oh +25
#108 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
I want to try it too, but what do you do if you find someone you know on tinder though?
#106 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
To think if Eliot Rodger got on tinder lives would have been saved. Nohomo, but that motherfucker didn't look bad.
#103 - honeybadgerzz (02/11/2015) [-]
use it, i'm not fucking joking, i've gotten 20+ numbers
User avatar #99 - irevolutions (02/11/2015) [-]
This is copied and pasted
I've had several friends have success with Tinder that didn't get much attention in normal life. However, you have to do it right.
There are literally only three parts to tinder. Your photos, your bio, and your messages. Three. That means you only have to learn how to do three things right in order to have Tinder success.
YOU NEED A GOOD QUALITY PICTURE. I don't care how unattractive you think you are, you're only going to look about ten times worse if you don't have a good picture of yourself on there. This is the biggest mistake that guys make. This means no weird webcam pictures, no dark selfies that hide half of your features. No hunting and fishing pictures where you're wearing sunglasses and a hoodie. No bathroom mirror pictures. All of that stuff makes you seem out of touch with the real world. I don't care if you use a family photo with your mom and dad next to you, USE A GOOD PHOTO, PREFERABLY WITH YOU SMILING. I don't care if you're four hundred pounds, if you've got horrific teeth, or if you're dealing with male pattern baldness. I don't care what's wrong with you. GO OUTSIDE (in good but not blinding light) and have a friend take your photo while you smile. It will totally change how many girls swipe right. I could write pages and pages about how important that first photo is. It will make or break your tinder experience.
Your bio. Jesus, your bio. If you don't know how to be funny or if you're really unsure of what to write in that little box, then don't write a bunch of meaningless shit. Don't write "I don't know what to write in these things". Be confident and funny, list your interests and hobbies, and a couple of quick details about yourself that are relevant. If you don't know what to write, then fucking google search "funny tinder bios". It's better than nothing.
Contact. When a girl finally does swipe right because you have a kickass good quality photo and a hilarious to-the-point bio, you're going to message her ONCE and wait for a reply. If there's no reply, that means that she liked your initial photo, but didn't read your bio or see your other photos. She matched with you and looked, and she is no longer interested. If this happens to you a lot, you need to change your other photos and rework your bio. THIS IS THE MOST VALUABLE PART OF TINDER!!!! THIS IS FEEDBACK! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM!!. If you're having initial success and matching with women but not really getting anything going when you try to message them, it means you're doing something wrong with your other photos or your bio. Rework, rework, rework. If she responds to your message and it goes somewhere but then dies off, that means you're boring or you suck at messaging. Rework, rework, rework. Try again.
I have had a shit-ton of success from Tinder, but it didn't start out that way. You have to do it right. Tinder is one of the greatest tools I've ever used for helping me in my social media game. It's basically mobile speed-dating that you have complete control over. I've found three serious relationships from it and countless dates and hookups, and it was a breath of life into my success with women.
User avatar #116 - supercookieduster (02/11/2015) [-]
i dont have a smartphone so i cant get tinder anyway, but i still dont get it. what makes it any better than other fuck sites
User avatar #117 - irevolutions (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't know. As the spoiler says, I copied and pasted it. I posted it here because I read the original comment last night, and the comment here reminded me of it. However, I would assume the reason why tinder is much more popular is that Tinder is exclusively mobile, which seems to be a direction a lot of companies are taking due to the popularity of smartphones.
#97 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
No copy paste, it's easy as fuck to spot it. It's kind of like a job application, the "boss" in question wants to know you want THIS job, not just any job. Not to mention it's just lazy.
Don't just say "hey, how are you". Unless there's no other option at all.
No dick pics.
Just generally think this "If my mother was on Tinder, would I want her to receice the kind of message I am sending this person?"
User avatar #95 - hydraetis (02/11/2015) [-]
If you're hot you're fine. If you're not you'll get like 10 matches tops, and none of them will be notably attractive.
User avatar #80 - organicglory (02/11/2015) [-]
I made it, used it for a day, realised I'm ugly asf and deleted it
User avatar #77 - Sethorein (02/11/2015) [-]
This one time I started a conversation by telling a girl that if she's looking to practice her deep throat, I've got two willing inches and half a minute to spare between classes.

It worked out Alright. There's nothing to fear in tinder. Worst case scenario no one swipes right for you. Oh well.
#67 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
abrasive is the wrong word
User avatar #37 - noneckcomics (02/11/2015) [-]
It's pretty good. Anticipate some rejection but stay hopeful.
#30 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
Tinder makes you realise that you're racist
#111 - valigar (02/11/2015) [-]
not me

cumin' round the world
User avatar #78 - ZenMacros (02/11/2015) [-]
TruthM I'm black and I've swiped left of just about every black chick that came up.
User avatar #23 - forbesydemon (02/11/2015) [-]
>>#22, literally this. And don't use too many stupid pick up lines. One or two is funny as long as they don't seem creepy. Just making regular conversation works most of the time.
User avatar #22 - slapchoppin (02/11/2015) [-]
just swipe right the whole time eventually you get a match
#78 - Anyone have any real promo codes for a broke ass college stude…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Pizzaweed Pepperoni... 0
User avatar #82 - shikurukato (01/13/2015) [-]

The description had it. Its actually useful.
#21 - That high school one hit me too hard. Why are some people so … 01/10/2015 on Sad Six Words Stories 2 0
#8 - That house is really...... top notch  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on pic related +55
User avatar #26 - KoCChampion (01/10/2015) [-]
most expensive house in Beverly Hills. He beat Beyonce and Jay-Z for it in a bidding war
#20 - Jesus what are you feeding him? He looks buff. Is this a speci… 12/31/2014 on My cat thinks I have a fj... 0
#19 - Comment deleted 12/31/2014 on My cat thinks I have a fj... 0
#21 - how did you help him overcome social anxiety? i have that …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on I love you, Dad. 0
User avatar #22 - vexaton (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, you can't really overcome it as much as you can control it. You just have to adapt, really. By being there for him, and showing him what having a friend really feels like (he had shitty friends who, eventually, left him in the past), he ended up being brave, and accepted new social situations, like hanging out with other people, letting his girlfriend be alone with other men, having guests spend the night in the same room. He was the kind of person who would break down if someone random looked weird at him, but now, he has a job in a new freaking country, all with a year of adapting.
#32 - Kathy needs a healthy dose of cyanide. 12/17/2014 on He comes from a long line... 0
#117 - that sounds nice. I hate trying to be the one to initiate conv… 12/11/2014 on What a cheeky cunt 0
#18 - Wow british women are so real. Are all people like this in Eur…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on What a cheeky cunt +3
User avatar #37 - samthediv (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, its pretty fucking great.
I was shvering cold this morning because I forgot my coat, and I couldnt roll my morning fag, so some guy at the bus stop comes up to me and asks if I needed help.
It was the best roll Ive seen in a while, too
User avatar #22 - auesis (12/08/2014) [-]
Dunno about the rest of Europe but yes it's like that here in the UK and it's fucking great.
User avatar #117 - lulzinmyroflcopter (12/11/2014) [-]
that sounds nice. I hate trying to be the one to initiate conversation with new people but for some reason when people come to me I'm fine. I better move to Europe
#120 - Did the kid who put the scissors in the outlet died?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on niggas b funny yo 0
User avatar #130 - planetpluto (12/08/2014) [-]
#75 - Must have been great. I heard his parents got hammered. … 12/06/2014 on Huge Fact Comp. 1 +12
#66 - >Save up $500 >buy 250 never forgetti shirts >… 11/29/2014 on 4chan Shirts 0
#63 - >laid 5 times in 11th grade >4chan Yea tota… 09/28/2014 on Greentext is great +50
#22 - I feel like this would be awesome to do but at the same time y…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on tumblr shit 0
#25 - huntergriff (09/26/2014) [-]
Tumblrite's FW
#33 - chrisel (09/26/2014) [-]
#29 - y u do dis  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #33 - aukexi (09/04/2014) [-]
I love that image
#26 - there was no dave franco  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #28 - aukexi (09/04/2014) [-]
That's because I was angry
#29 - lulzinmyroflcopter (09/04/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #33 - aukexi (09/04/2014) [-]
I love that image
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +5
#12 - aukexi (09/03/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ guys, learn how to fucking Google
It's on here for God's sake.
inb4 angry
User avatar #26 - lulzinmyroflcopter (09/04/2014) [-]
there was no dave franco
User avatar #28 - aukexi (09/04/2014) [-]
That's because I was angry
#29 - lulzinmyroflcopter (09/04/2014) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #33 - aukexi (09/04/2014) [-]
I love that image
User avatar #10 - problematique (09/03/2014) [-]
#24 - What did he tie to the back of the car?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on elaborate way to steal a car 0
User avatar #25 - jastri (08/19/2014) [-]
#24 - Okay I think I got it guys. The guy sees the "animal"…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #28 - civilizedwasteland (08/07/2014) [-]
Also he bleeds ketchup
#51 - Comment deleted 08/05/2014 on steel will fix all your flaws 0
#190 - Thank, Mr, SkelTAL 08/04/2014 on Calcium +6
#68 - What if I want to make someone my blood brother? where do I cu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on logic +1
#75 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
On the anus.
User avatar #74 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
On your lip, and them on their lip, then you make out for a while.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #12 - beehummingbird (10/14/2011) [-]
Hey I was just looking through that creepy compilation you made, that first pic with the screaming person is ******* SCARY!
User avatar #13 to #13 - lulzinmyroflcopter (10/14/2011) [-]
its actually from a movie called Begotten. Its actually not a bad piece of cinema
User avatar #10 - lloydminster (03/29/2011) [-]
you should make some more of those fat girl memes
User avatar #11 to #11 - lulzinmyroflcopter (03/29/2011) [-]
I'm working on part 2 right now I'm adding about 5 more than I'll submit it :D
User avatar #8 - hitnah (10/13/2010) [-]
i wuv you dont hates me...
User avatar #6 - hitnah (10/10/2010) [-]
User avatar #7 to #7 - lulzinmyroflcopter (10/10/2010) [-]
I ******* know. You can at least give me credit saying on the pics desc. "I reposted this from lulzinmyroflcopter"
User avatar #3 - KennyMcCormickk ONLINE (08/20/2010) [-]
hey did you have to pay to change your gamertag when it was flagged as inappropriate? btw mine is S00p3r Kitty you can see why i want to change it -__-
User avatar #4 to #4 - lulzinmyroflcopter (08/20/2010) [-]
n its free
User avatar #5 to #5 - KennyMcCormickk ONLINE (08/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #2 - smokemonkey (08/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #1 - ScottishPirate (08/19/2010) [-]

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