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lulzinmyroflcopter

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Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
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#212 - Continued >going faster >dick hurting more …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2012 on ITT: Sex stories +24
User avatar #341 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2012) [-]
this is where that .gif of Akon saying "Doesn't matter, had sex" works REALLY nicely
#287 - generalpoliwrath (07/09/2012) [-]
#235 - jobus (07/09/2012) [-]
Not bad
#204 - >Be 14 >neighbor 15, 8/10 half asian half white …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2012 on ITT: Sex stories +24
#212 - lulzinmyroflcopter (07/09/2012) [-]
Continued

>going faster
>dick hurting more
>my bladder is the size of a basketball
>about to cum
>pull out
>jizz all over her stomach
>about 3 second jizz
>I start to pee
>Im peeing all over her chest, stomach and vag
>she starts screaming
> I cant stop peeing it feels too good
>droplets of blood start to appear in my pee
>ohgodwhatthefuck
>i run to bathroom leaving a bloody pee trail
>finish in the toilet
>the toilet looks like someone made cherry jello in it so goddamn red
> i can hear her sobbing from accross the house
>Mfw leaving the bathroom and running out the door back to my house
User avatar #341 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2012) [-]
this is where that .gif of Akon saying "Doesn't matter, had sex" works REALLY nicely
#287 - generalpoliwrath (07/09/2012) [-]
#235 - jobus (07/09/2012) [-]
Not bad
#209 - hoobob (07/09/2012) [-]
To be continued...
#89 - When I first introduced my friend to funnyjunk all he would sa… 07/09/2012 on Horny Birds? +5
#70 - And grow ears 07/09/2012 on Gaming levels +7
#69 - This is so funny because they're half naked. 07/09/2012 on Cadberry Eggs are Fucking... +4
#308 - >Level 40 Dovahkiin >Doing all Daedric quests &g… 07/09/2012 on Fallout 3/Skyrim Comp 2... +1
#514 - uhm. hold on a sec 1. the population past 7 billion i… 07/09/2012 on Morbid for Zombie... +7
#96 - Found this in my newsweek beatles magazine. Where are your myt… 07/08/2012 on Beatles Myth (rp) 0
#74 - Was I the only one who thought she drugged the food and was go…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on Oh Zuko +30
#87 - trigder (07/08/2012) [-]
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
#45 - See I would love to learn how to do all this, I have an open m…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Silly human.... 0
User avatar #46 - vatra (07/08/2012) [-]
I actually never believed it was possible to do things like that, I've always been able to sense energy, but it wasn't until I started working with my own energy that I realized people can actually do this stuff
User avatar #66 - gytisout (07/08/2012) [-]
So how could i actually learn something like that?
User avatar #75 - vatra (07/08/2012) [-]
It might be more difficult for you, not being able to sense energy naturally, but how I started was, I could tell my energy was tainted due to anger and pain (found out what was tainting it later on) I didn't like that so I wanted to get rid of my energy so new could take its place, eventually after much failure I realized I could feed my energy to a fire, and it sort of progressed from there. Look for you energy, find, and then shape it. that would be a good place to start.
#37 - So can you actually bend anything ? like water or fire?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Silly human.... 0
User avatar #42 - vatra (07/08/2012) [-]
air movement isn't that hard, the main issue is focusing on something insubstantial, fire is hard, making a flame in of itself is a feat considering the amount of energy it takes, getting it to do what you want increases the amount of energy needed astronomically. I mostly use thermokinetics which is basically fire/ice without the physical manifestation, and even that is small stuff, like not letting myself get cold, or boiling water when I'm impatient.
User avatar #45 - lulzinmyroflcopter (07/08/2012) [-]
See I would love to learn how to do all this, I have an open mind and everything and I would gladly take all the time necessary to learn the low level things to get to some of the high-level stuff like creating a flame, but ive never seen and evidence that people can actually do it .
User avatar #46 - vatra (07/08/2012) [-]
I actually never believed it was possible to do things like that, I've always been able to sense energy, but it wasn't until I started working with my own energy that I realized people can actually do this stuff
User avatar #66 - gytisout (07/08/2012) [-]
So how could i actually learn something like that?
User avatar #75 - vatra (07/08/2012) [-]
It might be more difficult for you, not being able to sense energy naturally, but how I started was, I could tell my energy was tainted due to anger and pain (found out what was tainting it later on) I didn't like that so I wanted to get rid of my energy so new could take its place, eventually after much failure I realized I could feed my energy to a fire, and it sort of progressed from there. Look for you energy, find, and then shape it. that would be a good place to start.
#36 - Fire because of the power and destruction and also LIGHTNING 07/08/2012 on Silly human.... +2
#240 - **lulzinmyroflcopter rolls 9** 07/08/2012 on Jumanji -4
#22 - Beautiful! But is it poisonous ?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on blue sea slug 0
#55 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #23 - notboobies (07/07/2012) [-]
yes
#59 - Picture 07/07/2012 on Drunk men shouldn't cook. +41
#126 - Wait a ******* minute!! Is that a Predator/Alien?? …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Snooki's Baby +3
#142 - dalemc (07/07/2012) [-]
This is for you.
#133 - thesaw (07/07/2012) [-]
In Alien Vs Predator a facehugger got onto a Predator, at the end of the film you see it bursting out of the dead Predator. In Alien Vs Predator (Requiem) which is the sequel, it's the main threat I think.
#262 - me scrolling down during the "real insects" part … 07/07/2012 on Mother Nature is Awesome +3
#105 - At first i read it as a little girl then as Samuel L Jackson  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Guess who? +7
#107 - Thenator (07/07/2012) [-]
#54 - Comment deleted 07/07/2012 on hand job 0
#34 - I still don't understand how she lived to be 230  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2012 on oh fuck kyoshi +12
#113 - chosenonex (07/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 - PedoBearFTW (07/06/2012) [-]
Because she's mother-fucking-Kyoshi, that's how.
#37 - Spikeydeath (07/06/2012) [-]
for every person she killed, her life span grew by a year, she was to die at the age of 10
User avatar #36 - mrwalkerfour (07/06/2012) [-]
she took her vitamins!
#48 - So he has a 17 year old sister, yet they needed you to baby si…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on Baby sitting +89
#55 - fisterfight (07/05/2012) [-]
mfw that gif
#118 - Well, Jonny. The kid who carries around the plank of wood. Nam… 07/05/2012 on Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy Facts 3 +2
#115 - Another fun fact: The creator of the show had a kid like johnn… 07/05/2012 on Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy Facts 3 +5
#49 - kinda long but still haunts me >go to best friends hous…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Creepy Dolls +12
#51 - trolololer (07/04/2012) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #6746527 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I got to the ending.
#51 - I've only played fallout 3 and new vegas, so can someone tell …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Why I love fallout 0
User avatar #112 - angelojuusan (07/04/2012) [-]
He is The Master-the creature occasionally referenced on Black Mountain Radio. Anyway, once you've saved your vault from dehydration by finding a water chip, you have to "stop the Super Mutants from attacking Vault 13". You do that by killing The Master. Refer to qpalz for more info.
#67 - eliasjstillalive (07/04/2012) [-]
Before you ask, the second is frank horrigan, enclave mutant, 12 ft, after you ship to navarro, and when your about to leave the base, he confronts you.
#53 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
The master.
#52 - qpalzmmzlapq (07/04/2012) [-]
Richard Grey, aka the Master, who was exploring Mariposa military base with Harold when both were exposed to Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV), which is used to create super mutants. Harold left Richard for dead, and Richard mutated into that. He is the antagonist of Fallout. He believed that Super Mutants were the superior race and would lead the way into the future and dipped people in FEV to mutate them. He was killed when the Vault dweller blew up the Cathedral. :)
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #12 - beehummingbird (10/14/2011) [-]
Hey I was just looking through that creepy compilation you made, that first pic with the screaming person is ******* SCARY!
User avatar #13 to #13 - lulzinmyroflcopter (10/14/2011) [-]
its actually from a movie called Begotten. Its actually not a bad piece of cinema
User avatar #10 - lloydminster (03/29/2011) [-]
you should make some more of those fat girl memes
User avatar #11 to #11 - lulzinmyroflcopter (03/29/2011) [-]
I'm working on part 2 right now I'm adding about 5 more than I'll submit it :D
User avatar #8 - hitnah (10/13/2010) [-]
i wuv you dont hates me...
User avatar #6 - hitnah (10/10/2010) [-]
ur THE BEST
:D
User avatar #7 to #7 - lulzinmyroflcopter (10/10/2010) [-]
I ******* know. You can at least give me credit saying on the pics desc. "I reposted this from lulzinmyroflcopter"
User avatar #3 - KennyMcCormickk (08/20/2010) [-]
hey did you have to pay to change your gamertag when it was flagged as inappropriate? btw mine is S00p3r Kitty you can see why i want to change it -__-
User avatar #4 to #4 - lulzinmyroflcopter (08/20/2010) [-]
n its free
User avatar #5 to #5 - KennyMcCormickk (08/20/2010) [-]
SWEET
User avatar #2 - smokemonkey (08/20/2010) [-]
smokemonkey97
User avatar #1 - ScottishPirate (08/19/2010) [-]
FirePinapple22

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