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lukewarmpigeon

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Date Signed Up:6/21/2011
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Comment Ranking:#10016
Highest Comment Rank:#2631
Comment Thumbs: 2755 total,  4125 ,  1370
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:1779
FJ Points:2726

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#91 - i say a true woman should have skin eyes and should at least v…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on bitch i must do math +2
#100 - turbanmasher (11/15/2013) [-]
Take a look in a mirror and you'll see a true cunt.
#87 - can girls not have opinions on their own looks?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2013 on bitch i must do math +2
User avatar #88 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
a true woman doesn't look like what men say they should
User avatar #95 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/15/2013) [-]
Isn't it just as bad that you think you have the right to say how a true woman should look? If you're not a troll, which I highly suspect you are because of the negative thumb ban policy being lifted, then that makes you just as self-righteous as any man-pig.

My motto's always been that nobody decided how a woman should look. We all have our preferences. I encourage everyone to find a girl who fits them. A woman doesn't have to change. A woman changes if they're into guys who happen to prefer that.
User avatar #96 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/15/2013) [-]
nobody should decide*
User avatar #91 - lukewarmpigeon (11/15/2013) [-]
i say a true woman should have skin eyes and should at least vaguely resemble the human form, i am also a man, that being said i now want to see a true woman
#100 - turbanmasher (11/15/2013) [-]
Take a look in a mirror and you'll see a true cunt.
#84 - or because they genuinely have an opinion on the topic and cho…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/15/2013 on bitch i must do math +2
User avatar #85 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
no
you're wrong
User avatar #87 - lukewarmpigeon (11/15/2013) [-]
can girls not have opinions on their own looks?
User avatar #88 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
a true woman doesn't look like what men say they should
User avatar #95 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/15/2013) [-]
Isn't it just as bad that you think you have the right to say how a true woman should look? If you're not a troll, which I highly suspect you are because of the negative thumb ban policy being lifted, then that makes you just as self-righteous as any man-pig.

My motto's always been that nobody decided how a woman should look. We all have our preferences. I encourage everyone to find a girl who fits them. A woman doesn't have to change. A woman changes if they're into guys who happen to prefer that.
User avatar #96 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/15/2013) [-]
nobody should decide*
User avatar #91 - lukewarmpigeon (11/15/2013) [-]
i say a true woman should have skin eyes and should at least vaguely resemble the human form, i am also a man, that being said i now want to see a true woman
#100 - turbanmasher (11/15/2013) [-]
Take a look in a mirror and you'll see a true cunt.
#82 - i think tans on anyone are gross and most girls i know that ta…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/15/2013 on bitch i must do math +3
User avatar #83 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
they think it looks better because men force the idea on them
User avatar #84 - lukewarmpigeon (11/15/2013) [-]
or because they genuinely have an opinion on the topic and choose to express it
User avatar #85 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
no
you're wrong
User avatar #87 - lukewarmpigeon (11/15/2013) [-]
can girls not have opinions on their own looks?
User avatar #88 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
a true woman doesn't look like what men say they should
User avatar #95 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/15/2013) [-]
Isn't it just as bad that you think you have the right to say how a true woman should look? If you're not a troll, which I highly suspect you are because of the negative thumb ban policy being lifted, then that makes you just as self-righteous as any man-pig.

My motto's always been that nobody decided how a woman should look. We all have our preferences. I encourage everyone to find a girl who fits them. A woman doesn't have to change. A woman changes if they're into guys who happen to prefer that.
User avatar #96 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/15/2013) [-]
nobody should decide*
User avatar #91 - lukewarmpigeon (11/15/2013) [-]
i say a true woman should have skin eyes and should at least vaguely resemble the human form, i am also a man, that being said i now want to see a true woman
#100 - turbanmasher (11/15/2013) [-]
Take a look in a mirror and you'll see a true cunt.
#50 - no, some people bypass set procedures, causing situations like… 11/14/2013 on Oh, Darling. 0
#47 - >they don't use jeeps anymore, they stopped in the lat 80's…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Oh, Darling. +4
#48 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
nigga scared to say 100 percent
User avatar #50 - lukewarmpigeon (11/14/2013) [-]
no, some people bypass set procedures, causing situations like the one you described, this results in said mechanic getting kicked out of or at least suspended from his or her branch, and the MS getting reprimanded as well
#49 - xxxmemesxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
NERG SCERERD TER SER 100 PERCERNT
#62 - pineapplepeople (11/14/2013) [-]
Troll successfully fed guys, leave him to digest.
User avatar #63 - lecorbi (11/14/2013) [-]
this one gave me a good laugh, though
#44 - not everyone goes into battle, most mechanics will never see b…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Oh, Darling. +5
User avatar #45 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
>be mechanic
>work on jeeps
>really tired one day, put tire on loose
>send it out
>driver comes into enemy fire, tire falls off from sharp turn, vehicle is peppered, all occupants inside die
>blame is on you, the mechanic, for sending out a faulty vehicle, even if it wasn't on purpose
>everyone hates you
>lose job as mechanic
>explain to families how you killed their children, husband, etc
>hang self

go army
User avatar #47 - lukewarmpigeon (11/14/2013) [-]
>they don't use jeeps anymore, they stopped in the lat 80's i think
>you've never been in a garage with an air compressor before have you
>vehicles are double checked 99.9% of the time in the military

when a wheel is reattached to a vehicle in any halfway professional setting it is torqued down with an air impact driver, and often times double checked with a torque wrench, and the motor sergeant approves a vehicle before release
#48 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
nigga scared to say 100 percent
User avatar #50 - lukewarmpigeon (11/14/2013) [-]
no, some people bypass set procedures, causing situations like the one you described, this results in said mechanic getting kicked out of or at least suspended from his or her branch, and the MS getting reprimanded as well
#49 - xxxmemesxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
NERG SCERERD TER SER 100 PERCERNT
#62 - pineapplepeople (11/14/2013) [-]
Troll successfully fed guys, leave him to digest.
User avatar #63 - lecorbi (11/14/2013) [-]
this one gave me a good laugh, though
#3 - it fits the title, "people that are having a worse day th… 11/12/2013 on if you feel down +4
#3 - black shows up very well on a white shirt, it won't show on a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Knows no Fear +76
User avatar #35 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/12/2013) [-]
Yes. In both cases they would try to remove the paint, but the white one is very hard to clean well enough to be usable again.
#43 - no, its been there for ever, my grandparent s don't remember …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Punchline +1
User avatar #47 - nazo (11/06/2013) [-]
I mean new to me, I didnt know it. Just found it curius because I live in another Toledo.
User avatar #55 - darkor (11/08/2013) [-]
EspaƱol eh?
your city is awesome man
#12 - they are not saying that if you drive that long you will run o…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on so.. did you know? 0
User avatar #59 - nogphille (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah, but the prius would probably take 3 hours to traverse the same 80 kilometres
#13 - iron man didn't buy his powers, he built the suit, originally …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2013 on PPG!! +21
#31 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
(he bought equipment and stuff he needed to make it in the cave he as given stuff he could use goe head make car without buy anything )
#16 - bustermustang (10/30/2013) [-]
Let me save you from being thumbed down into oblivion. Yes, he did do that with the original suit, but not with the one he regularly uses. And he did buy the parts for the one he uses regularly.
#17 - mellamoconsuelo (10/31/2013) [-]
They sell Iron Man parts? Well fuck me, I though he engineered all of that. Don't I have egg on my face.
User avatar #21 - andywazowski (10/31/2013) [-]
Well he would have to buy some kind of metal parts one way or another, he just welds and build his suit with it.
User avatar #19 - tacobadger (10/31/2013) [-]
He buys the material, but he makes the specific parts
#5 - thats deep bro 10/30/2013 on And then suddenly +1
#2 - but there is no finish  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on And then suddenly 0
User avatar #3 - nsfwlurkmore (10/29/2013) [-]
Yeah. The universe just asumes that we'll all die before we finish.
#5 - lukewarmpigeon (10/30/2013) [-]
thats deep bro
User avatar #4 - lastweek (10/29/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference
#3 - yea, wouldn't that be nice  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Not feeling so hot +136
User avatar #4 - hahahaheidi (10/29/2013) [-]
I meant on fallout
User avatar #60 - yuukoku (10/29/2013) [-]
Now I feel bad about the red thumb that I gave you.
User avatar #61 - hahahaheidi (10/29/2013) [-]
nah I just wasn't clear enough. I k=just kinda assumed people would know I meant fallout since, the post is about fallout and junk. I promise that wasn't sarcasm XD
User avatar #62 - yuukoku (10/29/2013) [-]
lel. I know what it's like to post something and have it sound out of context, so it's cool.
User avatar #38 - closeonecarl (10/29/2013) [-]
That was a close one.
User avatar #42 - hahahaheidi (10/29/2013) [-]
my words have been mistook D:

but if people really think anyone is that stupid >.<
User avatar #63 - logicstrike (10/29/2013) [-]
The content I saw before this had someone saying that India wasn't a place
#23 - dingbox (10/29/2013) [-]
Nice save bro
#85 - i might be wrong but i'm pretty sure 343 is made up of the ori… 10/26/2013 on Halo: Finish the Snacks 0
#12 - i like how mcdonalds has 2 lanes  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on best street in america 0
User avatar #15 - gigapower (10/23/2013) [-]
It's only 1. The lines are just indicators of where you need to be to go to that restaurant. As you see they have the road lines in the middle indicating that it's a two lane road.
#40 - that sir is the time the stove is just plugged in, most stoves…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on How does funnyjunk... 0
User avatar #161 - dscrim (10/23/2013) [-]
oh i feel stupid, i have an electric stove as well and it only lights up if the burners are on...i will take the red thumb with dignity.
#25 - i try really ******* hard not to hug dudes 10/18/2013 on More impressive that it's... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 10/15/2013 on My Profile Pic +1
#4 - it says it was posted at 11:15 pm, 23 Oct 2012, its probably t… 10/14/2013 on #Bald4Bieber +1
#64 - thats stupid canada's stupid  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Mind Fuck 0
User avatar #65 - weirdvintagegirl (10/13/2013) [-]
What! I love Canada. My mom's from there.
#59 - thanksgiving? its october what county has thanksgiving in october?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Mind Fuck -1
User avatar #63 - weirdvintagegirl (10/13/2013) [-]
Canada.
User avatar #64 - lukewarmpigeon (10/13/2013) [-]
thats stupid canada's stupid
User avatar #65 - weirdvintagegirl (10/13/2013) [-]
What! I love Canada. My mom's from there.
#50 - all good in the hood 09/28/2013 on My Dads Mustang 0
#47 - lets try this another way, i would rather have a shelby in poo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on My Dads Mustang 0
User avatar #48 - killerliquid (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh, I see what you're getting at. Now I feel dumb.
User avatar #50 - lukewarmpigeon (09/28/2013) [-]
all good in the hood

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User avatar #3 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
terrible thirds
User avatar #4 to #3 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
fiesty fifths
User avatar #6 to #5 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i already found christ please leave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
sexy sevenths
User avatar #8 to #7 - lukewarmpigeon (03/16/2013) [-]
i'm allergic to girl scout cookies thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
Nasty ninths
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