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Date Signed Up:12/01/2011
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#265 - Croatia to be more specific. Honestly the only thing where I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#268 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but that show is mostly in cities, and too many shows just show the rednecks. I just get stressed sometimes, sorry for being so sharp.
#271 - ludislavonac (06/19/2014) [-]
No problem dude, here, some cute to make you feel better.
#272 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
thanks, i needed something like that.
#258 - Just asking dude, as a european I have no idea what the societ…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +1
#264 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
oh. well, the great majority of Texans live in cities. most people think that we are all rednecks because they can't get to the cities. If you can't tell, I get a lot of shit for coming from Texas. what country in Europe?
User avatar #265 - ludislavonac (06/19/2014) [-]
Croatia to be more specific. Honestly the only thing where I had any contact with texas was by watching Storage Wars: Texas. Most of the people there seemed pretty chill to me.
#268 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but that show is mostly in cities, and too many shows just show the rednecks. I just get stressed sometimes, sorry for being so sharp.
#271 - ludislavonac (06/19/2014) [-]
No problem dude, here, some cute to make you feel better.
#272 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
thanks, i needed something like that.
#255 - Does that mean that most of texas is exactly that?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#257 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
most of Texas is also desert, that doesn't mean there are no trees. I live right next to a lake. And most rednecks live away from the cities, where they would be looked down upon for their extreme racism/stupidity.
User avatar #258 - ludislavonac (06/19/2014) [-]
Just asking dude, as a european I have no idea what the society of Texas looks like
#264 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
oh. well, the great majority of Texans live in cities. most people think that we are all rednecks because they can't get to the cities. If you can't tell, I get a lot of shit for coming from Texas. what country in Europe?
User avatar #265 - ludislavonac (06/19/2014) [-]
Croatia to be more specific. Honestly the only thing where I had any contact with texas was by watching Storage Wars: Texas. Most of the people there seemed pretty chill to me.
#268 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but that show is mostly in cities, and too many shows just show the rednecks. I just get stressed sometimes, sorry for being so sharp.
#271 - ludislavonac (06/19/2014) [-]
No problem dude, here, some cute to make you feel better.
#272 - thebreech (06/19/2014) [-]
thanks, i needed something like that.
#254 - So snow, polar bears and a well payed job for immigrants? … 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#89 - I am, though I hope not to within the next few years, afterwar… 06/19/2014 on I can relate to this. 30 +1
#362 - Well you said every thumb, how about a red one? 06/19/2014 on King Shitpost +1
#133 - Hey **** you, I like my wine 06/19/2014 on Shitty Life Hacks: The... +1
#159 - > most early human ancestors were plant eaters, they starte…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on understanding -2
User avatar #161 - pedokuma (06/18/2014) [-]
we didn't start meat because we learned how to cook. we started meat when we started using sharp tools for carving and killing. meat provided more energy from calories, so it was efficient.
www.nature.com/scitable/knowledge/library/evidence-for-meat-eating-by-early-humans-103874273
I may have misunderstood some of your points, my english is not the best. I do agree that eating a lot of meat is bad. a balanced diet should always be in mind.
#175 - Well, you didn't say which one, so have a red one … 06/18/2014 on nofap +7
#149 - TL;DR - we eat too much meat, and should only eat it once ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on understanding +4
User avatar #150 - lorde (06/18/2014) [-]
god that's so fucking cute
thumb for you, I agree, we should stick to mainly white meat and fish because MURDER IS FUN
#144 - Umm not really. If you simply take a look at the human digesti…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2014 on understanding 0
User avatar #172 - Gellfling (06/18/2014) [-]
im not saying our bodies are incapable of eating vegetables. the way our body processes it and all has no affect on my reasoning. and no, meat doesnt rot in our bodys, its being processed and broke down as all food does. every claim you make has nothing to do with mine. we are omnivores, we are meant to eat all things edible. thats how we work, and thats how our bodies evolved. if we were meant to live off of vegetables alone, we would have evolved differently. and no, we our ancestors didnt live primarily off vegetables, yet again, another false claim. humans were able to hunt far earlier than they were able to farm. cave drawings depict our species hunting game in large groups because we were evolved for chasing, for killing, for eating out prey. i dont know where you got these false notions. googling things as biased as "give me reasons vegetarianism is good" will give you biased results. if you want to do real research, ask questions such as why we evolved the way we did, why do our feet have bridges, why are our teeth sharp.

if you didnt read the above, at least read this. my claim was contemporary vegetarianism is only sustainable because of work done by humans, and that is 100% true. who created the protein substances you have to eat to stay healthy, who went out of their ways to add to food things vegetables dont naturally make? the things you eat arent natural, they were human grown and produced so you could live the way you choose to live. you arent evolved to eat that way, you are provided to. without that human interference, if you lived solely off of vegetables that were completely untreated, uncultured, ungenetically modified to forcibly create those things you choose not to eat, your body would slowly wither away and die.
User avatar #153 - pedokuma (06/18/2014) [-]
>long digestive system
so do pigs, or any other omnivore out there. We are omnivores, we are designed to be able to eat both plant and animal matter. please don't use this argument ever because it spreads misinformation.
>teeth for crushing
we used to have sharp teeth, we evolved when we learned how to cook food, which made everything tender and soft. also the reason we have smaller jaws than our ancestors. also we don't hunt with our teeth or claws, we managed to invent tools for it so no need to keep it in evolutionary traits.
>breakfast, lunch, dinner came with the fridge
that makes no fucking sense, and not related to meat eating at all. we have three meals because we digest quickly and we don't have a storage system for energy. humans have been eating separate meals way back

tl;dr We are born with a system that can cope with either a mixed or specialized diet. eating all meat, all vegetables, or mixed is natural. The fact that you shit regardless of what you eat means that you cannot process everything no matter how you segregate your food.
User avatar #159 - ludislavonac (06/18/2014) [-]
> most early human ancestors were plant eaters, they started to eat meat when they learned how to cook it, that does not mean they were biologicaly made to eat it. news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/06/120627-sediba-teeth-fossils-bark-human-evolution-max-planck-nature/
news.discovery.com/human/evolution/early-human-ancestors-ate-grass-121112.htm
A quote from the last link: "“But as neither humans nor other primates have diets rich in animal food, and of course the hominins are not equipped as carnivores are with sharp teeth, we can assume that they ate the tropical grasses and the sedges directly,” Lee-Thorp said."
> You misread the last one, I said meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner, it's a tendency that was created with refrigiration, our ancestors had a better and more varied diet (when they weren't starving due to low crop yield lol)
> Your last argument is the most ignorant thing I have ever heared, of course you shit, every being on earth needs to shit since we apsorb the nutrients and leave only unseable filth after that. The trick is that if you eat a lot of meat it takes a lot of time for it to pass through your intestines, which means it rots a long time because of all the bacteria, hence it smells very badly.
User avatar #161 - pedokuma (06/18/2014) [-]
we didn't start meat because we learned how to cook. we started meat when we started using sharp tools for carving and killing. meat provided more energy from calories, so it was efficient.
www.nature.com/scitable/knowledge/library/evidence-for-meat-eating-by-early-humans-103874273
I may have misunderstood some of your points, my english is not the best. I do agree that eating a lot of meat is bad. a balanced diet should always be in mind.
User avatar #148 - lorde (06/18/2014) [-]
do you have a tl;dr version?
#149 - ludislavonac (06/18/2014) [-]
TL;DR - we eat too much meat, and should only eat it once every 2 or so days.
There ya go, also samoyed gif because I love these balls of fluff
User avatar #150 - lorde (06/18/2014) [-]
god that's so fucking cute
thumb for you, I agree, we should stick to mainly white meat and fish because MURDER IS FUN
#75 - god damn it you ******* , i really wanted to watch kittens 06/18/2014 on how to deal with bitchy... +2
#81 - Can I have fries with that?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Real art that's modern 0
User avatar #84 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
This is a Mexican restaurant.
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#126 - Depending on where you want to stay in India you can experienc… 06/18/2014 on The Land of Thirst +1
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#183 - Or you could you know... impose stricter gun laws …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on US Grade Beef -2
#185 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Implying people hellbent on murdering motherfuckers give a shit about gun laws.
#195 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
We got just as many hellbent motherfuckers in the UK, and when was the last time we had a school shooting? I mean, we must have had one or two in the past, sure but

Have we even had any in the past ten years? Any since we fucking outlawed guns you retarded fucks

There are a lot of guns in the UK. Yes, it's still possible to get ahold of them, and the police still find them all the time. But boy do we have a lot less fucking guncrime
#197 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
UK gun crime was below the US homicide rate -before- you enacted gun laws. You don't have as many mass shootings because our people are different. It's the same reason that even with comparable gun laws in the past, the UK, Australia, and several other countries didn't have homicide rates anywhere close to the US.

There are 300+ million guns in the US, in two years the president of our country COULD NOT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE TO WORK. You honestly think they could enact effective gun laws and enforce them when they can't even do something that simple with literally all the help at their disposal?
#210 - earlploddington (06/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough, I guess I was just being way too optimistic in the american way



#213 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Too many guns floating around even for a competent politician to handle. Get mental health care up and running in this country again, and let the nig nogs kill each other in the inner cities all they want, they're never going to stop anyways.
#117 - You bought me with the kitty at the end, have a thumb  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 1 +1
#147 - leochick (06/16/2014) [-]
Well thank you, here have another just as thanks
#147 - All this wtf posts and here I am just having a good chuckle 06/16/2014 on Men are pigs 0
#271 - Was expecting a ***** vs blonde white guy in the end 06/16/2014 on Melanism Vs. Albinism +3
#40 - Try infecting the only country greenland has a ship route with… 06/15/2014 on It was going to happen... 0
#278 - god damn it 06/15/2014 on I Hate Everyone +6
#178 - Picture 06/14/2014 on Can you feel it? 0
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#174 - youregaylol (06/14/2014) [-]
No matter how hard you try, you can never pull off a fedora like that man can.
#178 - ludislavonac (06/14/2014) [-]

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User avatar #77 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #79 to #78 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm good and done, thank you.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ludislavonac (06/24/2014) [-]
Good, now go **** yourself you stupid ****
User avatar #81 to #80 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died
#76 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#66 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
pozdrav prika.
pozdrav prika.
#67 to #66 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pozdrav i tebi
Pozdrav i tebi
#68 to #67 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
Zasto imas sliku ajvara za profilnu?
#69 to #68 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pa jer volim ajvar
Pa jer volim ajvar
User avatar #56 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
POZDRAV MOMČE
#57 to #56 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
hahah, imaš originalno ime isuse
User avatar #58 to #57 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
hahhahah iznenadio sam se kad sam vidio da je slobodno
User avatar #59 to #58 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
inače šta se radi isuse?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a ništa.. upravo idem spavati, suviše sam umoran za ova sranja..
kod tebe?
User avatar #61 to #60 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
ma ništa posebno, zajebavam se okolo
User avatar #62 to #61 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a tako treba.
hajde, uživaj.
ja odoh off.
User avatar #51 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
would u like me too?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ludislavonac (12/07/2012) [-]
go right ahead, I don't care really
User avatar #53 to #52 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
either do i but i do wtf i like same as u
User avatar #47 - qjmihuia (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, lutenitza :P
#50 to #49 - ludislavonac (11/28/2012) [-]
hah ok, and it's ajvar in croatian :)
#45 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ludislavonac (11/11/2012) [-]
I guess so, I'm not into collecting that stuff anyway
#43 - Milos (10/31/2012) [-]
Herez some imaginary monez.
xD
#44 to #43 - ludislavonac (11/01/2012) [-]
take a cute kitteh in return
take a cute kitteh in return
#39 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
Lud si skroz :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
jesam li? :D
#41 to #40 - DecubitusVulgaris (09/17/2012) [-]
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
#42 to #41 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
User avatar #35 - feferest ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Vole te svi. x)
User avatar #36 to #35 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
Jel to neko rolao moje ime pa da me svi tako vole? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - feferest ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Nemam pojma, vidim svi pisu da te vole. xD
User avatar #38 to #37 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
blago meni xd
User avatar #33 - acirikis ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Ja te volim.
#29 - RandomDoofus (04/01/2012) [-]
I noticed you're Croatian.

I'm pretty Croatian myself.
User avatar #30 to #30 - ludislavonac (04/01/2012) [-]
haha, to je to :D
#26 - BoSvNCR (03/07/2012) [-]
#25 - toonmaster (03/07/2012) [-]
how does it feel be ******

User avatar #27 to #26 - ludislavonac (03/07/2012) [-]
not bad
#23 - thatlonewolf (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
#20 - wtfshit (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
User avatar #19 - dannyqd (03/06/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3416463/Let+s+spread+love+around+FJ/4997#4997 Wow you are one lucky guy.......so much love for you :D
User avatar #24 to #20 - ludislavonac (03/06/2012) [-]
hahaha I guessed it as soon as I saw so many notifications :D
#21 to #20 - imsigningup (03/06/2012) [-]
idiot, just dont say anything and let him wonder WHY!?!
User avatar #22 to #22 - dannyqd (03/06/2012) [-]
But thats not love now is it?
User avatar #18 - BazookaBoy (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you!
User avatar #17 - pegasister (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you!
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