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ludislavonac

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/01/2011
Last Login:7/03/2015
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#938 - Pick me OP pls 06/15/2015 on steam sale 0
#119 - You must be fun at parties 06/14/2015 on useless shit i neeeeed 0
#98 - Same here, though wheather I want to get up is a different story  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on i still dont wanna wake up 0
User avatar #99 - Kairyuka (06/14/2015) [-]
Well it quickly gets boring to just lie around
#87 - Seriously? 06/13/2015 on Goodbye my fj buddies +2
#189 - Am I the only one who thought of it as a challenge? It was fun…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Evolution of gaming break-ins 0
User avatar #190 - notyuu (06/13/2015) [-]
challenge = obstacle that can be overcome though the application of skill

lockpicking in oblivion = pressing the button at the right time and hoping that the game dosn;'t go "lol no" and fuck you over anyway...or that your cursor doesn't get stuck.

simply put, the lockpicking in oblvion is fucked up so badly due to one VERY crutal thing...the pin rise and fall rate, thusly effecting the "open" frames is seemingly randomly changed between every poke of said pin, you poke it once, the pin goes up slow then drops fast, you poek it again it goes up fast and drops faster and the enxt time it's slow on the way down but nromal on the wya up and so on, it's all over the fucking place.

in a nutshell, putting random into the sucess or failure of a challange more or less removes any factor of skill.
#24 - It's the cotton candy fluff which the named Samoyed 06/13/2015 on Before & after +1
#30 - Picture 06/13/2015 on Anon tries to be a... +1
#59 - depends on what you want, take a look at this thread 06/13/2015 on Computer unfreezes 0
#180 - he did, nothing happened 06/13/2015 on No regrets - repost 0
#160 - Ay, that was a hard but just system  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Evolution of gaming break-ins +1
User avatar #173 - solidderking (06/13/2015) [-]
I reinstalles oblivion after i saw this post,because i thought the same
#41 - euIV master race, civ plebs don't know what they're missing ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Civilization 0
User avatar #50 - someguyonthewebz (06/11/2015) [-]
Ye man
#170 - The power to click any link and end up on funnyjunk, wait... 06/11/2015 on Useless Superpowers 0
#115 - Oh damn 06/11/2015 on Fact off +5
#102 - damn, he probably killed that ***** 06/11/2015 on black twitter #9000 0
#65 - For one simple reason, the show needs to end within 5 seasons,… 06/11/2015 on Bitches be like (GoT... 0
#84 - The hell you're talking about, I've got an Epson printer and p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on why 0
#94 - John Cena (06/11/2015) [-]
My printer cost me $30 on sale. Replacing both ink cartridges that it came with is $60. Not all companies are like that, but HP, Canon, and a few others have been using that business model for years.
#93 - thrifty (06/11/2015) [-]
Got a printer for my dad (he's oldschool) for £20 from Tesco (uk).

HP cartridges in Tesco were over £20.
#350 - While there may have been other ways for you to stop him from …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on I have no remorse +2
User avatar #376 - ruebezahl (06/11/2015) [-]
That would have been a better way? I disagree, because that way, that guy would have done the same thing again next week, and perhaps then no friend would have been around to steal his keys.

Going to jail might actually teach the guy a lesson.
#380 - John Cena (06/11/2015) [-]
You might be right, could also have been a one off thing and going to jail might completely fuck up his life.
#72 - Last one... oh no you're not getting alimony you hoe 06/10/2015 on tinder hoes 0
#71 - Why is it that every woman named Kayla is a slut?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/10/2015 on tinder hoes +14
#107 - fresighto (06/10/2015) [-]
i know one thats a SJW
User avatar #113 - nachobeldavid (06/10/2015) [-]
My ex Kayla fucked 4 dudes because she wanted a baby. She got one, and the rich fucker won full custody, and she has to pay out child support from her McDonald's job.
#132 - fukkentyranitar (06/10/2015) [-]
This is fucking classic.
#115 - fresighto (06/10/2015) [-]
Ahahahahshs
Owned
Also, clearly not in texas
User avatar #117 - nachobeldavid (06/10/2015) [-]
Don't matter which state, if it deems you're an unfit parent. This ho already lost her first kid by giving up the rights so she can be a ho-bag.
#121 - fresighto (06/10/2015) [-]
no, it doesn't but guys have nearly 0 reproductive rights in texas
User avatar #123 - nachobeldavid (06/10/2015) [-]
Interdesting. I bet this bitch could still get the courts to side against her, though.
#170 - lujan (06/10/2015) [-]
My mom was a known meth addict and mutilated me and my brother and didn't take care of my diabetes and she still got custody of us in Texas, and it wasn't for about 5 years until I finally got taken away from her and still wasn't allowed to be given to my father for almost a year. My dad was Master Sergeant in the Air Force who didn't have any criminal record. Texas is that bad. One of my childhood friends was killed by his druggie mother and she only was sentenced a couple years but then she died of an overdose at the hospital my uncle worked at. I'm glad to be out of that state.
#125 - fresighto (06/10/2015) [-]
it happens rarely, but can. the only thing that is good here is once the kids are 12 they can choose a parent and child support comes from the other
#58 - Well that would explain his farting problem 06/10/2015 on Hitler facts 0
#110 - Getting some turncoats to join a new master isn't that difficu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on the madman 0
User avatar #115 - millennial (06/10/2015) [-]
That's the plan in the book, with the false Arya. I've got a feeling it'll be the same with Sansa in the show. They get Sansa, they get the North and The Vale behind them.
#56 - I don't think that's how things work  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Hitler facts +1
User avatar #57 - europe (06/10/2015) [-]
That's what I read about it either way
Shitton of beans
User avatar #58 - ludislavonac (06/10/2015) [-]
Well that would explain his farting problem
#107 - So let's recap: he has no siege equipment, his men are freezin…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/10/2015 on the madman 0
User avatar #139 - mrwalkerfour (06/10/2015) [-]
the sacrifice supposedly was gonna lift the cold for a time to allow him to march on winterfell, which by the teasers for next weeks seems to have worked, in it he is seen saying "the siege begins at dawn" which suggest he has gotten his army to winterfell.

this means it probably worked, or mel simply waited for him to sacrifice her before using her magic to bring a temporary thaw, shes a cruel bitch like that. by doing so stannis has no doubt in her word.


because she doesn't want stannis to die in the cold it would, had he not sacrificed I believe Mel would have lifted the snow anyways eventually without stannis knowing shes doing it, the daughter killing was definitely just a disgusting ploy by herself to gain absolute and irrefutable belief in her word, and her council, as we see his "faith" is wavering as he stops really partaking in the faiths ideals,. such as sacrificing or listening to only melisandre. if mel loses his faith in her, she will lose everything shes worked for, she needed to totally prove her gods power and gain stannises unbending faith in her

if stannis becomes king, she will be his puppet master, anything she says he will do, and so her and her order will take over westeros, leading to a dark future of ritual sacrifice and a religious civil war.

all the "blessing from the god" are really just her i reckon, she has magical knowledge, and is basically a witch, using her powers to fool the desperate and cruel stannis, he was a down on his luck lord with close lineage to the iron throne. the perfect target for her convertion. he was ever so willing to heed her words "you will be king, you will have glory do as I say". she wants a westeros controlled by her faith
#155 - arreatface (06/10/2015) [-]
I was enclined to think the same way as you, at first. But in the books, some other worshippers of the Red God are mentionned, noticeably Thoros of Myr but also a dude who came back from the dead multiple times supposedly due to the fire god. We have to take that into account. Still, she could be a witch, but there's also a possibility of Mel being somehow connected to this god, or his powers. I'd say george martin has always been able to work out tremendous plot twists, let him the benefit of doubt for now.
User avatar #157 - mrwalkerfour (06/10/2015) [-]
the man who was able to come back to life may have recieved a magical "spell" (for no better word) earlier on before we see him, which gave him this power, probably from a red priestess, which was guised as "the power of rhollor" but in actuallity it was a magical spell performed by a red priestess much like melassandre

its possible that the inner circle of the lord lights priesthood, is a secretly magical group who perform magic in the guise of "lord of lights power" in order to gain followers.

weve seen this in the real world. in the apst religous groups faked miracles so that people would flock to them, they would make statues bleed...or like the mayans they would time a sacrifice to the lunar eclipse so that it would look like a divine message from the gods, showing the gods are pleased with the sacrifice, or angry.

its a classic religious tactic, except in georges world, magic is real, and can be used as a tactic to fool those who are not aware of wahts really going on. and who has more reason to use such tactics as melisandre? as I said, she knows that if stannis becomes the kin g of the iron throne, like any king he will impose his religion on his people, meaning if all goes well an entire continent will become new flock for the church of rhollor, and a church with large followings is a powerful church, one which melisandre...with her position as stannises confidante, would be in charge of. what she said stannis would do. she says "stannis...attack pentos" pentos would be attacked.

or if they genuinely want to fight against the long night, being in charge of westeros is the perfect position for her to fight against the oncoming army of walkers, she would tell stannis to send all forces to defend the wall. although i dont think thats he priority
User avatar #158 - arreatface (06/10/2015) [-]
both hypothesis would lead to an interesting outcome
User avatar #109 - millennial (06/10/2015) [-]
That's how it was when he was going to fight Renly. Renly had majority of the Storm Lords on his side, then they did some voodoo shit, killed Renly, and the Storm Lords switched sides.
User avatar #110 - ludislavonac (06/10/2015) [-]
Getting some turncoats to join a new master isn't that difficult after you kill their leader, this situation is a bit different. I'd wager Sansa or Brienne might get to be his trump card here in some way. But again, we'll see if the new episode concludes this story.
User avatar #115 - millennial (06/10/2015) [-]
That's the plan in the book, with the false Arya. I've got a feeling it'll be the same with Sansa in the show. They get Sansa, they get the North and The Vale behind them.
#104 - I wonder if that will have any effect on his campaign  [+] (9 new replies) 06/10/2015 on the madman 0
User avatar #106 - millennial (06/10/2015) [-]
I think it'll weed out those who aren't truly dedicated to him.
User avatar #107 - ludislavonac (06/10/2015) [-]
So let's recap: he has no siege equipment, his men are freezing, food is scarce. Some of them will probably loose morale after this, heck some might desert him... I'd say the odds aren't really stacked in his favour, but we'll see
User avatar #139 - mrwalkerfour (06/10/2015) [-]
the sacrifice supposedly was gonna lift the cold for a time to allow him to march on winterfell, which by the teasers for next weeks seems to have worked, in it he is seen saying "the siege begins at dawn" which suggest he has gotten his army to winterfell.

this means it probably worked, or mel simply waited for him to sacrifice her before using her magic to bring a temporary thaw, shes a cruel bitch like that. by doing so stannis has no doubt in her word.


because she doesn't want stannis to die in the cold it would, had he not sacrificed I believe Mel would have lifted the snow anyways eventually without stannis knowing shes doing it, the daughter killing was definitely just a disgusting ploy by herself to gain absolute and irrefutable belief in her word, and her council, as we see his "faith" is wavering as he stops really partaking in the faiths ideals,. such as sacrificing or listening to only melisandre. if mel loses his faith in her, she will lose everything shes worked for, she needed to totally prove her gods power and gain stannises unbending faith in her

if stannis becomes king, she will be his puppet master, anything she says he will do, and so her and her order will take over westeros, leading to a dark future of ritual sacrifice and a religious civil war.

all the "blessing from the god" are really just her i reckon, she has magical knowledge, and is basically a witch, using her powers to fool the desperate and cruel stannis, he was a down on his luck lord with close lineage to the iron throne. the perfect target for her convertion. he was ever so willing to heed her words "you will be king, you will have glory do as I say". she wants a westeros controlled by her faith
#155 - arreatface (06/10/2015) [-]
I was enclined to think the same way as you, at first. But in the books, some other worshippers of the Red God are mentionned, noticeably Thoros of Myr but also a dude who came back from the dead multiple times supposedly due to the fire god. We have to take that into account. Still, she could be a witch, but there's also a possibility of Mel being somehow connected to this god, or his powers. I'd say george martin has always been able to work out tremendous plot twists, let him the benefit of doubt for now.
User avatar #157 - mrwalkerfour (06/10/2015) [-]
the man who was able to come back to life may have recieved a magical "spell" (for no better word) earlier on before we see him, which gave him this power, probably from a red priestess, which was guised as "the power of rhollor" but in actuallity it was a magical spell performed by a red priestess much like melassandre

its possible that the inner circle of the lord lights priesthood, is a secretly magical group who perform magic in the guise of "lord of lights power" in order to gain followers.

weve seen this in the real world. in the apst religous groups faked miracles so that people would flock to them, they would make statues bleed...or like the mayans they would time a sacrifice to the lunar eclipse so that it would look like a divine message from the gods, showing the gods are pleased with the sacrifice, or angry.

its a classic religious tactic, except in georges world, magic is real, and can be used as a tactic to fool those who are not aware of wahts really going on. and who has more reason to use such tactics as melisandre? as I said, she knows that if stannis becomes the kin g of the iron throne, like any king he will impose his religion on his people, meaning if all goes well an entire continent will become new flock for the church of rhollor, and a church with large followings is a powerful church, one which melisandre...with her position as stannises confidante, would be in charge of. what she said stannis would do. she says "stannis...attack pentos" pentos would be attacked.

or if they genuinely want to fight against the long night, being in charge of westeros is the perfect position for her to fight against the oncoming army of walkers, she would tell stannis to send all forces to defend the wall. although i dont think thats he priority
User avatar #158 - arreatface (06/10/2015) [-]
both hypothesis would lead to an interesting outcome
User avatar #109 - millennial (06/10/2015) [-]
That's how it was when he was going to fight Renly. Renly had majority of the Storm Lords on his side, then they did some voodoo shit, killed Renly, and the Storm Lords switched sides.
User avatar #110 - ludislavonac (06/10/2015) [-]
Getting some turncoats to join a new master isn't that difficult after you kill their leader, this situation is a bit different. I'd wager Sansa or Brienne might get to be his trump card here in some way. But again, we'll see if the new episode concludes this story.
User avatar #115 - millennial (06/10/2015) [-]
That's the plan in the book, with the false Arya. I've got a feeling it'll be the same with Sansa in the show. They get Sansa, they get the North and The Vale behind them.
#101 - Guess that makes Renly copper, since he likes to bend over you know 06/10/2015 on the madman +3

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#85 - jvjpgirl (04/26/2015) [-]
šta je ovo, hrvatski party u komentarima
šta je ovo, hrvatski party u komentarima
User avatar #86 to #85 - ludislavonac (04/26/2015) [-]
tako i treba
User avatar #82 - captainsweden (02/04/2015) [-]
How about go and kill yourself? thats right you retarded faggot, you're basically human trash.

Yours truly, Captainsweden aka defender of free speech and tolerance
#83 to #82 - ludislavonac (02/04/2015) [-]
Someone's butthurt lel
Someone's butthurt lel
User avatar #77 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #79 to #78 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm good and done, thank you.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ludislavonac (06/24/2014) [-]
Good, now go **** yourself you stupid cunt
User avatar #81 to #80 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died
#66 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
pozdrav prika.
pozdrav prika.
#67 to #66 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pozdrav i tebi
Pozdrav i tebi
#68 to #67 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
Zasto imas sliku ajvara za profilnu?
#69 to #68 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pa jer volim ajvar
Pa jer volim ajvar
User avatar #56 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
POZDRAV MOMČE
#57 to #56 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
hahah, imaš originalno ime isuse
User avatar #58 to #57 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
hahhahah iznenadio sam se kad sam vidio da je slobodno
User avatar #59 to #58 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
inače šta se radi isuse?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a ništa.. upravo idem spavati, suviše sam umoran za ova sranja..
kod tebe?
User avatar #61 to #60 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
ma ništa posebno, zajebavam se okolo
User avatar #62 to #61 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a tako treba.
hajde, uživaj.
ja odoh off.
User avatar #51 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
would u like me too?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ludislavonac (12/07/2012) [-]
go right ahead, I don't care really
User avatar #53 to #52 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
either do i but i do wtf i like same as u
User avatar #47 - qjmihuia (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, lutenitza :P
#50 to #49 - ludislavonac (11/28/2012) [-]
hah ok, and it's ajvar in croatian :)
#45 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ludislavonac (11/11/2012) [-]
I guess so, I'm not into collecting that stuff anyway
#43 - Milos (10/31/2012) [-]
Herez some imaginary monez.
xD
#44 to #43 - ludislavonac (11/01/2012) [-]
take a cute kitteh in return
take a cute kitteh in return
#39 - John Cena (09/17/2012) [-]
Lud si skroz :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
jesam li? :D
#41 to #40 - DecubitusVulgaris (09/17/2012) [-]
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
#42 to #41 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
User avatar #35 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Vole te svi. x)
User avatar #36 to #35 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
Jel to neko rolao moje ime pa da me svi tako vole? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Nemam pojma, vidim svi pisu da te vole. xD
User avatar #38 to #37 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
blago meni xd
User avatar #33 - acirikis (09/10/2012) [-]
Ja te volim.
#29 - RandomDoofus (04/01/2012) [-]
I noticed you're Croatian.

I'm pretty Croatian myself.
User avatar #30 to #30 - ludislavonac (04/01/2012) [-]
haha, to je to :D
#26 - BoSvNCR (03/07/2012) [-]
You ******
#25 - toonmaster (03/07/2012) [-]
how does it feel be ******

User avatar #27 to #26 - ludislavonac (03/07/2012) [-]
not bad
#23 - thatlonewolf (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
#20 - wtfshit (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
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