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ludislavonac

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/01/2011
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:At the bar
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#146 - Take a look at this one, he was never the same after that  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Soccer players 0
User avatar #147 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
Eduardo Injury - 23rd February 2008 A close up
#168 - You do know that a condom isn't a 100% safe? Aside from the fa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#169 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
kinda renders the condom useless then.. good point
#170 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
I rest my case
#166 - as well for those who like to **** with lots of people*… 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#165 - You don't seem to know how it works do you? This is an early w…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#167 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
but if you are wearing a condom, what does it matter?
User avatar #168 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You do know that a condom isn't a 100% safe? Aside from the fact that it might brake (happened to me on several occasions), some stds might transfer even if you wear the rubber. Syphilis for example, where sometimes sores occur in areas not covered by a condom. Contact with these sores can still transmit the disease.
#169 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
kinda renders the condom useless then.. good point
#170 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
I rest my case
User avatar #166 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
as well for those who like to fuck with lots of people* dunno how I fucked up that last sentence
#163 - Well, knowing that I've just stuck my dick into someone with H…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#164 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
if you already did it, whats the difference? you're fucked
User avatar #165 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You don't seem to know how it works do you? This is an early warning system, I stick my at least right now condom protected dick inside, but lo and behold it turns red and warns me that an std is present.
I won't risk an infection, so I stop the sex and get the fuck out, afterwards I test myself just in case. If it turns out I still somehow got infected I can get treatement right away, plus I'll know that I'm a danger for other people who might have unprotected sex with me.
The role of that condom is a preventive one, it warns me that an std is present, if I decide to continue the sex I'll most probably stay protected, although that's never a 100%.
It's a great invention for people living in less well off areas, as well of but it's not something I'd use since I'm in a relationship for 4 years now.
#167 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
but if you are wearing a condom, what does it matter?
User avatar #168 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You do know that a condom isn't a 100% safe? Aside from the fact that it might brake (happened to me on several occasions), some stds might transfer even if you wear the rubber. Syphilis for example, where sometimes sores occur in areas not covered by a condom. Contact with these sores can still transmit the disease.
#169 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
kinda renders the condom useless then.. good point
#170 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
I rest my case
User avatar #166 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
as well for those who like to fuck with lots of people* dunno how I fucked up that last sentence
#161 - might be useful for someone promiscuous, I don't see the point…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#162 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
it will make people with STI's avoid using condoms..
if you have a condom on, what does it matter if you have a STI?
User avatar #163 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, knowing that I've just stuck my dick into someone with HIV or Siph would be an instant boner killer and train to nopeville for me, don't know about you.
#164 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
if you already did it, whats the difference? you're fucked
User avatar #165 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You don't seem to know how it works do you? This is an early warning system, I stick my at least right now condom protected dick inside, but lo and behold it turns red and warns me that an std is present.
I won't risk an infection, so I stop the sex and get the fuck out, afterwards I test myself just in case. If it turns out I still somehow got infected I can get treatement right away, plus I'll know that I'm a danger for other people who might have unprotected sex with me.
The role of that condom is a preventive one, it warns me that an std is present, if I decide to continue the sex I'll most probably stay protected, although that's never a 100%.
It's a great invention for people living in less well off areas, as well of but it's not something I'd use since I'm in a relationship for 4 years now.
#167 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
but if you are wearing a condom, what does it matter?
User avatar #168 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You do know that a condom isn't a 100% safe? Aside from the fact that it might brake (happened to me on several occasions), some stds might transfer even if you wear the rubber. Syphilis for example, where sometimes sores occur in areas not covered by a condom. Contact with these sores can still transmit the disease.
#169 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
kinda renders the condom useless then.. good point
#170 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
I rest my case
User avatar #166 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
as well for those who like to fuck with lots of people* dunno how I fucked up that last sentence
#159 - The music in the last one sounds like max payne 06/29/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 5 0
#158 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#160 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
great.. still dumb tho
User avatar #161 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
might be useful for someone promiscuous, I don't see the point of it beyond that.
#162 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
it will make people with STI's avoid using condoms..
if you have a condom on, what does it matter if you have a STI?
User avatar #163 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, knowing that I've just stuck my dick into someone with HIV or Siph would be an instant boner killer and train to nopeville for me, don't know about you.
#164 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
if you already did it, whats the difference? you're fucked
User avatar #165 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You don't seem to know how it works do you? This is an early warning system, I stick my at least right now condom protected dick inside, but lo and behold it turns red and warns me that an std is present.
I won't risk an infection, so I stop the sex and get the fuck out, afterwards I test myself just in case. If it turns out I still somehow got infected I can get treatement right away, plus I'll know that I'm a danger for other people who might have unprotected sex with me.
The role of that condom is a preventive one, it warns me that an std is present, if I decide to continue the sex I'll most probably stay protected, although that's never a 100%.
It's a great invention for people living in less well off areas, as well of but it's not something I'd use since I'm in a relationship for 4 years now.
#167 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
but if you are wearing a condom, what does it matter?
User avatar #168 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
You do know that a condom isn't a 100% safe? Aside from the fact that it might brake (happened to me on several occasions), some stds might transfer even if you wear the rubber. Syphilis for example, where sometimes sores occur in areas not covered by a condom. Contact with these sores can still transmit the disease.
#169 - klutzyspy (06/29/2015) [-]
kinda renders the condom useless then.. good point
#170 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
I rest my case
User avatar #166 - ludislavonac (06/29/2015) [-]
as well for those who like to fuck with lots of people* dunno how I fucked up that last sentence
#60 - Only if you're a black kebab though, an ordinary slav like me …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Free Balloon Day 0
#78 - Rascal (06/27/2015) [-]
Nope. Polacks have killed people here and have also gotten super chill "punishment". The thing is that swedes almost never commits mayor crimes because we are civilized compared to some nasty muzzies and polacks that will kill you for 20 liters of diesel. The punishments are chill for everyone but only kebabs commit and slavs commits crime here becouse our prisons are more confortable than their own shitholes to homes roflmao.
#69 - Picture 06/27/2015 on School in September 0
#68 - Guess it makes sense for Straya since your summer is our winte… 06/27/2015 on School in September 0
#65 - I thought most of the world starts the scool year in september… 06/27/2015 on School in September +4
#138 - You saved me from writing a long rant post, thank you … 06/27/2015 on Mancriminate -1
#129 - too much effort 06/27/2015 on Everything is Fine 0
#36 - They press x to pay respects 06/27/2015 on When Mascots Go Wrong +2
#127 - ohmytoast, you happy now?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Everything is Fine 0
User avatar #128 - ohmytoast (06/27/2015) [-]
I was expecting a screencap of the gif with text over it, but this will have to do I guess
User avatar #129 - ludislavonac (06/27/2015) [-]
too much effort
#84 - Picture 06/26/2015 on At least someone was... 0
#195 - in the early middle ages people usually died by the age of 35,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Medievil 0
User avatar #201 - thesovereigngrave (06/25/2015) [-]
They actually lived longer than that; the average life expectancy is just fucked to high hell because of the infant mortality rate.
#83 - apparently it's true, these guys were at the verge of an …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Some Random Interesting... +1
User avatar #101 - demandred (06/26/2015) [-]
Cool, yeah saw now that wiki agrees: "the distillation furnaces were heated by natural gas funneled to the surface through bamboo pipelines." then cite 3 solid sauces.
#225 - Ok, when she pulled out the tampon I was like "ok, but wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Cringe #48 +1
#270 - blueboysixnine (06/24/2015) [-]
Same here. when she took it out i looked at the runtime left and wondered what the rest of the video was about. Then i wished i didn't know what the rest of the video was about
#184 - F3 at Tenpenny Tower, not NV 06/24/2015 on Fallout Comp +4
#81 - The hell you did joshlol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Still frustrating to have... +1
User avatar #104 - joshlol (06/24/2015) [-]
i dunno
#160 - Yes, that should do it without problem, be aware though that t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Girl Gamers +1
User avatar #161 - crispyfever (06/23/2015) [-]
will do, thanks again!
#133 - Meh, we got a female president for six months now, she hasn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Our next 44 Presidents 0
#174 - theycallmesatan (06/23/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image** nice rare cat
#155 - Here's my two cents on the matter: I'm generally for genet… 06/23/2015 on Hail science +1

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#85 - jvjpgirl (04/26/2015) [-]
šta je ovo, hrvatski party u komentarima
šta je ovo, hrvatski party u komentarima
User avatar #86 to #85 - ludislavonac (04/26/2015) [-]
tako i treba
User avatar #82 - captainsweden (02/04/2015) [-]
How about go and kill yourself? thats right you retarded faggot, you're basically human trash.

Yours truly, Captainsweden aka defender of free speech and tolerance
#83 to #82 - ludislavonac (02/04/2015) [-]
Someone's butthurt lel
Someone's butthurt lel
User avatar #77 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #79 to #78 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm good and done, thank you.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ludislavonac (06/24/2014) [-]
Good, now go **** yourself you stupid cunt
User avatar #81 to #80 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died
#76 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#66 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
pozdrav prika.
pozdrav prika.
#67 to #66 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pozdrav i tebi
Pozdrav i tebi
#68 to #67 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
Zasto imas sliku ajvara za profilnu?
#69 to #68 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pa jer volim ajvar
Pa jer volim ajvar
User avatar #56 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
POZDRAV MOMČE
#57 to #56 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
hahah, imaš originalno ime isuse
User avatar #58 to #57 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
hahhahah iznenadio sam se kad sam vidio da je slobodno
User avatar #59 to #58 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
inače šta se radi isuse?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a ništa.. upravo idem spavati, suviše sam umoran za ova sranja..
kod tebe?
User avatar #61 to #60 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
ma ništa posebno, zajebavam se okolo
User avatar #62 to #61 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a tako treba.
hajde, uživaj.
ja odoh off.
User avatar #51 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
would u like me too?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ludislavonac (12/07/2012) [-]
go right ahead, I don't care really
User avatar #53 to #52 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
either do i but i do wtf i like same as u
User avatar #47 - qjmihuia (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, lutenitza :P
#50 to #49 - ludislavonac (11/28/2012) [-]
hah ok, and it's ajvar in croatian :)
#45 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ludislavonac (11/11/2012) [-]
I guess so, I'm not into collecting that stuff anyway
#43 - Milos (10/31/2012) [-]
Herez some imaginary monez.
xD
#44 to #43 - ludislavonac (11/01/2012) [-]
take a cute kitteh in return
take a cute kitteh in return
#39 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
Lud si skroz :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
jesam li? :D
#41 to #40 - DecubitusVulgaris (09/17/2012) [-]
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
#42 to #41 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
User avatar #35 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Vole te svi. x)
User avatar #36 to #35 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
Jel to neko rolao moje ime pa da me svi tako vole? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Nemam pojma, vidim svi pisu da te vole. xD
User avatar #38 to #37 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
blago meni xd
User avatar #33 - acirikis (09/10/2012) [-]
Ja te volim.
#29 - RandomDoofus (04/01/2012) [-]
I noticed you're Croatian.

I'm pretty Croatian myself.
User avatar #30 to #30 - ludislavonac (04/01/2012) [-]
haha, to je to :D
#26 - BoSvNCR ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
You ******
#25 - toonmaster (03/07/2012) [-]
how does it feel be ******

User avatar #27 to #26 - ludislavonac (03/07/2012) [-]
not bad
#23 - thatlonewolf (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
#20 - wtfshit ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
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