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ludislavonac

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/01/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:At the bar
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#99 - It's eat dat pussy or be eaten, screw the other guy, tfw.  [+] (17 new replies) 03/21/2015 on good luck +12
#107 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
I don't think you can screw a guy after you've eaten them...
#109 - ludislavonac (03/21/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude you can't
#111 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
But you'd just be fucking shit that used to be the guy.....heh shithead
User avatar #121 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
When he hits the water, his testicles are gonna be SO sore
#123 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
I once made the mistake of thinking about how painful that would be, needless to say I cringed hard.
User avatar #125 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
He could, maybe, pull the broom out last second?
#126 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
Could still hurt like a bitch depending on how he lands.
User avatar #128 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
I dont think it'd hurt as bad. I mean, feet first would be good.

I use to jump from trampolines into a pool a lot as a wee sprout.

I learned real quick FEET FIRST. I've done some pretty bad belly and back flops.
#129 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
So how close in resemblance is your back and stomach in relation to a tomato?
User avatar #130 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
What?
#131 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
Is your stomach and back still red from the flops?
User avatar #134 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
Happily, no. But, once, I almost drowned. My best mate and I did a twin jump to get me, like, 2x higher. I lost most control mid-air and BOOM.

I belly flopped into the deep end of a pool, got my wind knocked out. I was basically out of breath at the bottom of a deep pool.
#135 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
You silly person.
User avatar #136 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
Needless to say: After I got myself together, I tried it again.
#137 - youxbarstard (03/21/2015) [-]
You didn't fail a second time did you?
User avatar #138 - cookiecoketwo (03/21/2015) [-]
Yes. Went feet first. It didnt fail as hard.
#112 - ludislavonac (03/21/2015) [-]
well shit
#69 - Well it's fun to swim around while it's raining, I've done it …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on So Deep 0
User avatar #70 - darksideofthebeast (03/21/2015) [-]
It is, just not safe.
#68 - Is this hygenic? I mean crocs or gators, whatever the he…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Bacrocken -1
User avatar #74 - shenro (03/21/2015) [-]
yeah, the meat you buy in the store has bacteria in it too, thats why ya gotta properly cook it, otherwise you'll get a tapeworm in ya or some sht.
User avatar #72 - guardianatreyu (03/21/2015) [-]
Obviously you brush it's teeth first.
#67 - nope.jpg 03/21/2015 on Bacrocken +1
#58 - ITT: everyone going hurrr ITS NOT A BURREL ROLLL durrr 03/21/2015 on Do a Barrel Roll +3
#254 - Somewhat related, who do you think would win in this fight: al… 03/21/2015 on Grammar 0
#253 - That's true, people who speak slavic languages have the most e… 03/21/2015 on Grammar +1
#64 - There won't always be lightning involved when there is rain in…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on So Deep 0
User avatar #68 - darksideofthebeast (03/21/2015) [-]
But it's about not taking the chance...
Why take the chance when you can just avoid it in the first place?
User avatar #69 - ludislavonac (03/21/2015) [-]
Well it's fun to swim around while it's raining, I've done it often as a kid
User avatar #70 - darksideofthebeast (03/21/2015) [-]
It is, just not safe.
#827 - I don't know if you take any more requests but I'd like you to… 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#121 - Kingsmen was ******* awesome 03/21/2015 on Fact You 0
#186 - You had me there for a split second **** you 03/21/2015 on oh my 0
#54 - Those Korean comics... I swear 03/20/2015 on Going Down +6
#250 - Sounds like Bane on helium and a bunch of drugs 03/20/2015 on Bhutan +3
#123 - I understand where all that is coming from. In my opinion ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Kikes flashbacks 0
User avatar #124 - cannibalvegan (03/20/2015) [-]
Our politicians could really learn from you, your system is pretty nice. I think integration is the main problem we have here because people don't get a chance to do that with mass immigration. It's not like every immigrant wind up in Stockholm, 90% of them wind up in suburbs so they are slowly becoming a majority in those cities. Rosengård in southern Sweden actually has 80% immigrants. It's also interesting that SD has less votes around Stockholm (Where there are less immigrants.) than in the cities with a big amount immigrants. It's mainly because the only Swedes left there live in a chaotic reality that the rich PC Swedes don't have any perspective on.

I agree about SvP, kicking out refugees and people who contribute to society is just horrible. They only care about skin color (Which is the true definition of racism), but I only care about culture (Which people still call me a racist for.), I know that "brown" people aren't bad people just because of their ethnicity, but it's pretty obvious that the Middle-Eastern culture and Islam is very different from western countries and so the different cultures clash and many immigrants wind up becoming criminals. Then the second generation of immigrants also become criminals because they think that's how it's suppose to be. On a show called "Kalla Fakta" (Cold facts), a guy interviewed a bunch of foreign kids about a notorious gangster (From Irak I think.) and all the 10 kids said things like "He's cool.", "I respect him.", "I look up to him." and when he asked "Isn't it wrong to look up to a criminal?" they just "I don't see why not.". One even said that he aspired to join his gang one day and he didn't seem to have any thought about the consequenses. It was like the word "prison" wasn't in his vocabulary, even though they knew that gangster was facing like 10 years in prison.
#47 - in my language it's čičak you'd pronounce it as chi-ch… 03/19/2015 on How to Silently Open Velcro 0
#46 - I think is a nice guy, and I like his videos 03/19/2015 on Dank memes - VSauce edition +4
#122 - He sounds like a litty piggy in the end 03/19/2015 on Charles Darwin is crying in... 0
#90 - You have one of the best countries in the world in my opinion.…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Kikes flashbacks 0
User avatar #117 - cannibalvegan (03/19/2015) [-]
#112 and #90 I agree with you 100%, I love my country and I think this is one of the best countries on earth, but the ridiculously high immigration is a serious issue that almost no one talks about.

There are only two political parties who want to lower the immigration, SvP (The party of the Swedes) and SD (Sweden Democrats). SvP is a national socialist party that wants to kick out all immigrants who are not ethically Swedish (According to their website, but they have made it clear in debates that they actually mean white people because they can't actually define an ethically Swedish person.) and they are just full blown nazis.

SD on the other hand wants to lower the immigration to 10% of what we have today and they want to deport criminal immigrants (No matter their skin color) and they believe that anyone can become Swedish if they embrace the culture and such. They also help more refugees because they focus more on helping people in their own countries than sending them here, if we lower the immigration we can actually afford to help more people who don't have the money to come here. They are the third biggest political party, but they are still being ignored by other parties because they think they are racist for some reason. The members are also victims of death threats, assault, property damage, etc. It's ironic because the immigrants say "You are all generalizing, we are not all criminals!" and then they do criminal shit like beating people, burning cars and act like gangsters.

There is also a big organisation called RF (Revolutionary Front) who are filled with communist, feminist and fascist, youngsters who beat up innocent people who they THINK might be racist and they throw in molotov cocktails into apartment buildings of politically active people. One time, they spray painted a swastika on a house and destroyed the windows with bricks and chopped down the door with an axe because they believed that a person who was active in right wing circles like 10 years ago lived there only to find out that it was his 60 year old parents who lived there. Also, a former nazi's 4 year old daughter and grandmother woke up one night because they were fucking tear gassed in the middle of the night.

Sorry for rambling, but I'm just so pissed at our political climate right now.
User avatar #123 - ludislavonac (03/20/2015) [-]
I understand where all that is coming from. In my opinion there is nothing wrong with how the SD thinks, in Croatia one of the prerequsites for citizenship is the acceptance of the Croatian language and culture we're a country of emigrants though , and if you want to limit the number of imigrants it's your right and you should do it if the public supports it. There is nothing racist in being patriotic, though kicking out people who haven't done anything wrong should be out of question.
There are perhaps different ways to go about your problems, here we have state funded islamic centers which make it far more easy for muslim imigrants to integrate, also we have given them the right to teach Islamic religion classes at schools (where there are enough people for that), same as Catholic religion classes.
Another way your country could go about it is to only let highly educated people into the country. The muslims in the USA don't cause much trouble, you know why? Because it was that during the 60's and 70's only muslims with good education came to the states, they integrated easily, and others who followed later were helped to get integrated by those who came before.
User avatar #124 - cannibalvegan (03/20/2015) [-]
Our politicians could really learn from you, your system is pretty nice. I think integration is the main problem we have here because people don't get a chance to do that with mass immigration. It's not like every immigrant wind up in Stockholm, 90% of them wind up in suburbs so they are slowly becoming a majority in those cities. Rosengård in southern Sweden actually has 80% immigrants. It's also interesting that SD has less votes around Stockholm (Where there are less immigrants.) than in the cities with a big amount immigrants. It's mainly because the only Swedes left there live in a chaotic reality that the rich PC Swedes don't have any perspective on.

I agree about SvP, kicking out refugees and people who contribute to society is just horrible. They only care about skin color (Which is the true definition of racism), but I only care about culture (Which people still call me a racist for.), I know that "brown" people aren't bad people just because of their ethnicity, but it's pretty obvious that the Middle-Eastern culture and Islam is very different from western countries and so the different cultures clash and many immigrants wind up becoming criminals. Then the second generation of immigrants also become criminals because they think that's how it's suppose to be. On a show called "Kalla Fakta" (Cold facts), a guy interviewed a bunch of foreign kids about a notorious gangster (From Irak I think.) and all the 10 kids said things like "He's cool.", "I respect him.", "I look up to him." and when he asked "Isn't it wrong to look up to a criminal?" they just "I don't see why not.". One even said that he aspired to join his gang one day and he didn't seem to have any thought about the consequenses. It was like the word "prison" wasn't in his vocabulary, even though they knew that gangster was facing like 10 years in prison.
#52 - Watching it in 3D was well worth it, but watching that ***… 03/19/2015 on Science 0
#80 - hmm, I detect next to no racism here, good work FJ  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Garbage truck heroes +7
User avatar #85 - crotchlesshotpants (03/19/2015) [-]
Fuck off you Nigger, why do you want to make this about race?
#79 - We'll see what happens when puberty hits 03/19/2015 on Garbage truck heroes 0
#270 - another one for the hide all list 03/18/2015 on Old people 0
#95 - Still, there are pills which can make the symptoms more bearab…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on breakfast 0
User avatar #96 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
No, I usually sleep on my side. As for pills, I have a prescription for Xanax for anxiety and panic, but it only makes me feel sicker.
#89 - hm, maybe you should get that checked out  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on breakfast 0
User avatar #90 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
It's just stress. There's no cure for it, other than getting out of college. Eventually...
#93 - conorpadraic (03/18/2015) [-]
Smoke weed in the morning.
User avatar #94 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
That's actually what I used to do!
But I ran out, and the only place I can get it is in my hometown and last time I was there, everybody was dry. It'll be a long time before I can make it back there.
User avatar #95 - ludislavonac (03/18/2015) [-]
Still, there are pills which can make the symptoms more bearable. Though I'm not convinced it's just stress, do you sleep on your belly?
User avatar #96 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
No, I usually sleep on my side. As for pills, I have a prescription for Xanax for anxiety and panic, but it only makes me feel sicker.
#87 - It's so hard to make some tea, cut a few bread loaves and put …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2015 on breakfast 0
User avatar #88 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
Not that the act of making it is hard, it's just that I always wake up with an upset stomach, for some reason, and even the smell of food makes me queasy. I don't know why.
User avatar #89 - ludislavonac (03/18/2015) [-]
hm, maybe you should get that checked out
User avatar #90 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
It's just stress. There's no cure for it, other than getting out of college. Eventually...
#93 - conorpadraic (03/18/2015) [-]
Smoke weed in the morning.
User avatar #94 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
That's actually what I used to do!
But I ran out, and the only place I can get it is in my hometown and last time I was there, everybody was dry. It'll be a long time before I can make it back there.
User avatar #95 - ludislavonac (03/18/2015) [-]
Still, there are pills which can make the symptoms more bearable. Though I'm not convinced it's just stress, do you sleep on your belly?
User avatar #96 - Lambda (03/18/2015) [-]
No, I usually sleep on my side. As for pills, I have a prescription for Xanax for anxiety and panic, but it only makes me feel sicker.

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#85 - jvjpgirl (04/26/2015) [-]
šta je ovo, hrvatski party u komentarima
šta je ovo, hrvatski party u komentarima
User avatar #86 to #85 - ludislavonac (04/26/2015) [-]
tako i treba
User avatar #82 - captainsweden (02/04/2015) [-]
How about go and kill yourself? thats right you retarded faggot, you're basically human trash.

Yours truly, Captainsweden aka defender of free speech and tolerance
#83 to #82 - ludislavonac (02/04/2015) [-]
Someone's butthurt lel
Someone's butthurt lel
User avatar #77 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #79 to #78 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm good and done, thank you.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ludislavonac (06/24/2014) [-]
Good, now go **** yourself you stupid cunt
User avatar #81 to #80 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died
#76 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#66 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
pozdrav prika.
pozdrav prika.
#67 to #66 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pozdrav i tebi
Pozdrav i tebi
#68 to #67 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
Zasto imas sliku ajvara za profilnu?
#69 to #68 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pa jer volim ajvar
Pa jer volim ajvar
User avatar #56 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
POZDRAV MOMČE
#57 to #56 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
hahah, imaš originalno ime isuse
User avatar #58 to #57 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
hahhahah iznenadio sam se kad sam vidio da je slobodno
User avatar #59 to #58 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
inače šta se radi isuse?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a ništa.. upravo idem spavati, suviše sam umoran za ova sranja..
kod tebe?
User avatar #61 to #60 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
ma ništa posebno, zajebavam se okolo
User avatar #62 to #61 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a tako treba.
hajde, uživaj.
ja odoh off.
User avatar #51 - flesheater ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
would u like me too?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ludislavonac (12/07/2012) [-]
go right ahead, I don't care really
User avatar #53 to #52 - flesheater ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
either do i but i do wtf i like same as u
User avatar #47 - qjmihuia (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, lutenitza :P
#50 to #49 - ludislavonac (11/28/2012) [-]
hah ok, and it's ajvar in croatian :)
#45 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ludislavonac (11/11/2012) [-]
I guess so, I'm not into collecting that stuff anyway
#43 - Milos (10/31/2012) [-]
Herez some imaginary monez.
xD
#44 to #43 - ludislavonac (11/01/2012) [-]
take a cute kitteh in return
take a cute kitteh in return
#39 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
Lud si skroz :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
jesam li? :D
#41 to #40 - DecubitusVulgaris (09/17/2012) [-]
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
#42 to #41 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
User avatar #35 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Vole te svi. x)
User avatar #36 to #35 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
Jel to neko rolao moje ime pa da me svi tako vole? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Nemam pojma, vidim svi pisu da te vole. xD
User avatar #38 to #37 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
blago meni xd
User avatar #33 - acirikis ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Ja te volim.
#29 - RandomDoofus (04/01/2012) [-]
I noticed you're Croatian.

I'm pretty Croatian myself.
User avatar #30 to #30 - ludislavonac (04/01/2012) [-]
haha, to je to :D
#26 - BoSvNCR ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
You ******
#25 - toonmaster (03/07/2012) [-]
how does it feel be ******

User avatar #27 to #26 - ludislavonac (03/07/2012) [-]
not bad
#23 - thatlonewolf (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
#20 - wtfshit (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
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