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Date Signed Up:12/01/2011
Last Login:1/28/2015
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#56 - This got sad quickly 12/29/2014 on Pretend you're an orphan +3
#104 - Don't tell me about the US, I'm from Croatia. We have some rea… 12/28/2014 on Seriously bro 0
#32 - It never gets old for me and I'm almost 4 years with my gf now  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on girl you are the real mvp +3
#33 - autoxx (12/28/2014) [-]
I agree with this guy, current girlfriend - ~2 years.
Last girlfriend - 4 years.
Enjoying the titties? Timeless.

There's some things money can buy. Titties.
#52 - The better question is, why not? 12/28/2014 on Panoramic view of your doo... 0
#72 - thumb for the fallout reference 12/28/2014 on memory association 0
#93 - Feta?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Seriously bro 0
User avatar #98 - nightavenger (12/28/2014) [-]
no, mate
Feta is made from sheep's milk in Greece.
This is made of cow and is way better than than the thing US has as cheese
It is really good
User avatar #104 - ludislavonac (12/28/2014) [-]
Don't tell me about the US, I'm from Croatia. We have some really nice cheese types as well Paški sir master race
#41 - it's indeed retarded 12/27/2014 on Children of Steam +1
#49 - It's a trap.jpg 12/27/2014 on My type of girl +2
#37 - he probably has some ****** android I also … 12/27/2014 on #justgirlythings 0
#20 - The **** I put up with here... 12/27/2014 on Something's Fishy +1
#32 - Not a problem here 12/27/2014 on #Gamergate in a nutshell +2
#44 - Say it wasn't you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Caught Cheating +15
User avatar #52 - phunkyzilla (12/27/2014) [-]
fuck yes I've been listening to this lately
#114 - Thanks for the effort mate 12/27/2014 on My first Christmas as a Dad +2
#35 - I lost my **** at the delivery guy 12/27/2014 on pepole being dicks -2
#112 - Yeah I know, pratice makes perfect  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on My first Christmas as a Dad +2
User avatar #113 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
I just like explaining things and you were todays recipient of the long explanation.
User avatar #114 - ludislavonac (12/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the effort mate
#14 - This is probably the only LOK content I have ever thumbed up 12/27/2014 on Korra, we need to bend! +2
#46 - I'd rather he evolved into an Espion but hey this works too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Eevee 0
User avatar #53 - metacobalion (12/27/2014) [-]
Espeon is Besteon
#110 - Did you honestly take the time to write all that? If so you de…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2014 on My first Christmas as a Dad +2
User avatar #111 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
Yes I did, and there's the other part below, too. Practice makes perfect. I used to rage at the furniture, oh yes. I yelled and screamed and hit it with hammers. But now I'm an expert at putting together shitty furniture and other around-the-home tasks. The key is to ask someone for help or watch them do it first, and learn from that. If they are good at it, you will learn the right way to do it, and if they are bad at it, you will learn a way to not do it. If you have a problem with a simple task, it's usually something very stupid. Grab a snack and come back and read the instructions again, and it'll snap into place.
User avatar #112 - ludislavonac (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, pratice makes perfect
User avatar #113 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
I just like explaining things and you were todays recipient of the long explanation.
User avatar #114 - ludislavonac (12/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the effort mate
#23 - I honestly didn't think this was possible 12/27/2014 on There is no santa +12
#16 - This somehow makes me sad 12/27/2014 on Macabre is a fun word +2
#49 - She looks cute enough, I'd do her 12/27/2014 on always gets me. +1
#17 - Hmm honestly I rarely take a peek at the right side mirror sin… 12/27/2014 on Bro, Save Me! 0
#100 - Mfw I probably wouldn't know how to use half of these. y…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2014 on My first Christmas as a Dad +1
User avatar #108 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
If it looks smashy it's a hammer, if it's got bubbles in it's a level, if it has handles like scissors and it grabs things it's a set of pliers, if it has handles like scissors and it cuts things they're nippers, if it's got inches and feet on it's a tape measure, if it has a long shiny handle and jaws that spread apart when you rub your thumb on a spiral thing it's a wrench, and if it's spiral shaped it's a drill bit, for drilling into things. Everything else is some form of driver-screw, hex, etc.

Hammers are for hitting nails into things. Hold the nail still for the first few hits and hit the nail directly down, not at an angle. When you hit the nail, the head of the hammer should be parallel with the head of the nail. Alternately, the hammer is used for beating reluctant ikea furniture into submission. Consult the assembly manual several times before doing this.

Levels are for making sure a thing is level. There's three bubbles in, two for being horizontally level and one for being vertically level. Some levels let you rotate the bubble to be level at angles. Stick the level on the thing. If the bubble is between the two lines, it's level. If it's not, adjust the thing until it is.

Pliers are for bending things, holding them in place, breaking them loose, rotating them, pulling things out, and a bunch of other things. If you look at a task you need to do, and wish you had robot fingers to do it with, you should probably use pliers for that job.

Nippers are for cutting things. Like scissors, but for wires and metal and such.

Tape measures are for measuring things. Sometimes you'll have to include the measurement of the measure in your measurements, that should be on the side.

Wrenches are for screwing and unscrewing bolts and nuts, which will have a hexagonal or square head usually. Some wrenches are always one size, some are like the ones in the photo and always adjustable. Lefty loosey righty tighty. 1/2
User avatar #110 - ludislavonac (12/27/2014) [-]
Did you honestly take the time to write all that? If so you deserve a thumb
Look I know what the use for most of the stuff is, but I'm clumsy as fuck and it takes me a long time to do even simple DIY things like putting together a piece of furniture where I even have instructions available.
User avatar #111 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
Yes I did, and there's the other part below, too. Practice makes perfect. I used to rage at the furniture, oh yes. I yelled and screamed and hit it with hammers. But now I'm an expert at putting together shitty furniture and other around-the-home tasks. The key is to ask someone for help or watch them do it first, and learn from that. If they are good at it, you will learn the right way to do it, and if they are bad at it, you will learn a way to not do it. If you have a problem with a simple task, it's usually something very stupid. Grab a snack and come back and read the instructions again, and it'll snap into place.
User avatar #112 - ludislavonac (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, pratice makes perfect
User avatar #113 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
I just like explaining things and you were todays recipient of the long explanation.
User avatar #114 - ludislavonac (12/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the effort mate
User avatar #109 - thingexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
Drill bits drill holes in things, with the use of a power drill. If you are new to drill bits, ask someone if it seems like a good idea to drill the hole you are about to drill. The person you ask cannot be holding a beer.

As for drivers, if you have a fastener that needs loosened or tightened, find the driver that fits the fastener most closely, and use that.
#98 - Sorry to hear that friend, my condolences on your loss. He… 12/27/2014 on My first Christmas as a Dad 0
#137 - **ludislavonac used "*roll picture*"** **ludislavonac rolle… 12/27/2014 on Stereotypical glasses 0

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User avatar #79 to #78 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm good and done, thank you.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ludislavonac (06/24/2014) [-]
Good, now go **** yourself you stupid cunt
User avatar #81 to #80 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died
#76 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#66 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
pozdrav prika.
pozdrav prika.
#67 to #66 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pozdrav i tebi
Pozdrav i tebi
#68 to #67 - planedisaster (06/16/2013) [-]
Zasto imas sliku ajvara za profilnu?
#69 to #68 - ludislavonac (06/16/2013) [-]
Pa jer volim ajvar
Pa jer volim ajvar
User avatar #56 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
POZDRAV MOMČE
#57 to #56 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
hahah, imaš originalno ime isuse
User avatar #58 to #57 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
hahhahah iznenadio sam se kad sam vidio da je slobodno
User avatar #59 to #58 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
inače šta se radi isuse?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a ništa.. upravo idem spavati, suviše sam umoran za ova sranja..
kod tebe?
User avatar #61 to #60 - ludislavonac (02/19/2013) [-]
ma ništa posebno, zajebavam se okolo
User avatar #62 to #61 - isus (02/19/2013) [-]
a tako treba.
hajde, uživaj.
ja odoh off.
User avatar #51 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
would u like me too?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ludislavonac (12/07/2012) [-]
go right ahead, I don't care really
User avatar #53 to #52 - flesheater (12/07/2012) [-]
either do i but i do wtf i like same as u
User avatar #47 - qjmihuia (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, lutenitza :P
#50 to #49 - ludislavonac (11/28/2012) [-]
hah ok, and it's ajvar in croatian :)
#45 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ludislavonac (11/11/2012) [-]
I guess so, I'm not into collecting that stuff anyway
#43 - Milos (10/31/2012) [-]
Herez some imaginary monez.
xD
#44 to #43 - ludislavonac (11/01/2012) [-]
take a cute kitteh in return
take a cute kitteh in return
#39 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
Lud si skroz :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
jesam li? :D
#41 to #40 - DecubitusVulgaris (09/17/2012) [-]
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
Zaboravih da sam anon! Evo jedan .gif za tebe jer si lud c:
#42 to #41 - ludislavonac (09/17/2012) [-]
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
Hvala budem ga spremio, evo i za tebe jedan od mojih favorita
User avatar #35 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Vole te svi. x)
User avatar #36 to #35 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
Jel to neko rolao moje ime pa da me svi tako vole? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - feferest (09/10/2012) [-]
Nemam pojma, vidim svi pisu da te vole. xD
User avatar #38 to #37 - ludislavonac (09/10/2012) [-]
blago meni xd
User avatar #33 - acirikis ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Ja te volim.
#29 - RandomDoofus (04/01/2012) [-]
I noticed you're Croatian.

I'm pretty Croatian myself.
User avatar #30 to #30 - ludislavonac (04/01/2012) [-]
haha, to je to :D
#26 - BoSvNCR (03/07/2012) [-]
#25 - toonmaster (03/07/2012) [-]
how does it feel be ******

User avatar #27 to #26 - ludislavonac (03/07/2012) [-]
not bad
#23 - thatlonewolf (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
#20 - wtfshit (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
User avatar #19 - dannyqd ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3416463/Let+s+spread+love+around+FJ/4997#4997 Wow you are one lucky guy.......so much love for you :D
User avatar #24 to #20 - ludislavonac (03/06/2012) [-]
hahaha I guessed it as soon as I saw so many notifications :D
#21 to #20 - imsigningup (03/06/2012) [-]
idiot, just dont say anything and let him wonder WHY!?!
User avatar #22 to #22 - dannyqd ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
But thats not love now is it?
User avatar #18 - BazookaBoy (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you!
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