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#9422861 - thanks 08/03/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9422852 - what do ya see thread? i made a gif, but i …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9422855 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
epic #rekt mememe
User avatar #9422861 - luckybastard (08/03/2014) [-]
thanks
#494 - gif test run beeyatches 08/03/2014 on luckybastard's profile 0
#9419592 - micheal cera looks like a jew 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#61 - agreed. 08/02/2014 on rood +2
#9419551 - guys, what if someone made an "archer" video game? I…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#9419560 - britbong (08/02/2014) [-]
Everyone could have a special ability
Archer could count bullets fired
Ray could get paralysed
Cyril could accidentally shoot people in the head
Lana could do something else
User avatar #9419576 - izanaginookami (08/02/2014) [-]
Brett could get shot.
#9419530 - how bout muffling the noise by covering the cage with pillows … 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#9419511 - how the **** are you supposed to give them …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9419516 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
Some sunlight. I don't want to put a blanket over them because I had a parrot and the blanket scared the fuck out of it when I put it over its cage.
User avatar #9419530 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how bout muffling the noise by covering the cage with pillows or something
#9419504 - is it morning there?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9419506 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
It's 8pm
Also I wanna keep them close by in case they manage to open their cages, wouldn't be the first time it happened
User avatar #9419511 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how the fuck are you supposed to give them fucking sunlight at night
User avatar #9419516 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
Some sunlight. I don't want to put a blanket over them because I had a parrot and the blanket scared the fuck out of it when I put it over its cage.
User avatar #9419530 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how bout muffling the noise by covering the cage with pillows or something
#9419501 - put them outside your bedroom, just beside the door and put a …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9419503 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
rather, the noise they produce is loud as fuck.
User avatar #9419502 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
I was explicitly told to make sure they get some sunlight in

plus the sounds they make are loud as fuuuck
User avatar #9419504 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
is it morning there?
User avatar #9419506 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
It's 8pm
Also I wanna keep them close by in case they manage to open their cages, wouldn't be the first time it happened
User avatar #9419511 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how the fuck are you supposed to give them fucking sunlight at night
User avatar #9419516 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
Some sunlight. I don't want to put a blanket over them because I had a parrot and the blanket scared the fuck out of it when I put it over its cage.
User avatar #9419530 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how bout muffling the noise by covering the cage with pillows or something
#9419493 - what noises do they make? do they really say "pyon pyon&q…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9419495 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
They don't make ANY noises they just tap on the cage with their feet and shit
User avatar #9419501 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
put them outside your bedroom, just beside the door and put a blanket over the cage.

that should take care of your problems.
User avatar #9419503 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
rather, the noise they produce is loud as fuck.
User avatar #9419502 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
I was explicitly told to make sure they get some sunlight in

plus the sounds they make are loud as fuuuck
User avatar #9419504 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
is it morning there?
User avatar #9419506 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
It's 8pm
Also I wanna keep them close by in case they manage to open their cages, wouldn't be the first time it happened
User avatar #9419511 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how the fuck are you supposed to give them fucking sunlight at night
User avatar #9419516 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
Some sunlight. I don't want to put a blanket over them because I had a parrot and the blanket scared the fuck out of it when I put it over its cage.
User avatar #9419530 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how bout muffling the noise by covering the cage with pillows or something
#9419477 - look at the ******* , being long eared n **…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9419489 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
I wrote below why I don't like them

i mean sure they're cute and shit but god damn thye scare thee fuck outta me
User avatar #9419493 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
what noises do they make? do they really say "pyon pyon" like the japs say they do?
User avatar #9419495 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
They don't make ANY noises they just tap on the cage with their feet and shit
User avatar #9419501 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
put them outside your bedroom, just beside the door and put a blanket over the cage.

that should take care of your problems.
User avatar #9419503 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
rather, the noise they produce is loud as fuck.
User avatar #9419502 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
I was explicitly told to make sure they get some sunlight in

plus the sounds they make are loud as fuuuck
User avatar #9419504 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
is it morning there?
User avatar #9419506 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
It's 8pm
Also I wanna keep them close by in case they manage to open their cages, wouldn't be the first time it happened
User avatar #9419511 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how the fuck are you supposed to give them fucking sunlight at night
User avatar #9419516 - tinkotin (08/02/2014) [-]
Some sunlight. I don't want to put a blanket over them because I had a parrot and the blanket scared the fuck out of it when I put it over its cage.
User avatar #9419530 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
how bout muffling the noise by covering the cage with pillows or something
#9419449 - hi throd, what's up  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9419457 - tranquilizer (08/02/2014) [-]
>:^]
#9415977 - cant find it on the boards section  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9415984 - mrturferpop (08/02/2014) [-]
NSFW boards.
#9415956 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9415968 - mrturferpop (08/02/2014) [-]
Was 2 edgy 2 handl
admon had it kill
User avatar #9415966 - Sunset (08/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #9415964 - closingcubez (08/02/2014) [-]
nothing
they're still there
User avatar #9415977 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
cant find it on the boards section
User avatar #9415984 - mrturferpop (08/02/2014) [-]
NSFW boards.
#9415963 - blackquill (08/02/2014) [-]
its this now
#9415421 - i want to hug it 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#9415417 - that costume looks soft  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #9415418 - exotic (08/02/2014) [-]
it is
User avatar #9415421 - luckybastard (08/02/2014) [-]
i want to hug it
#9415413 - guys, could you survive watching a youtube video showing your …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +4
User avatar #9415431 - rereviven (08/02/2014) [-]
wat no

Veigar I love you
User avatar #9415423 - syrianassassin (08/02/2014) [-]
Dynasty Warriors 8 OST Restart Extended W/Download Link Dynasty Warriors 8 OST Welcome to China DW 7TH MIX Extended W/Download Link Dynasty Warriors 8 OST Capricious Wind Extended W/Download Link i wot m8
User avatar #9415420 - sovietrussianbear (08/02/2014) [-]
why watch your fav character being murdered to death for 3 hours when i couls just watch GoT?
User avatar #9415416 - walcorn (08/02/2014) [-]
> survive

What, it's not like I'll shrivel up and die from watching a video
#9415426 - exotic (08/02/2014) [-]
#9415436 - mrturferpop (08/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #9415430 - walcorn (08/02/2014) [-]
old shit, seen the full video before
#9415346 - make like a tree and being stop a faggot?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9415357 - lionsoil (08/02/2014) [-]
No bro it's left to right
make like a tree and being faggot stop A
#9415322 - guys, which do you prefer for chicks long hair vs sho…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +3
User avatar #9415402 - medewu (08/02/2014) [-]
it depends I prefer long hair but short hair done right I love.
No pony tails.
I prefer Burnett but love blondes all the same <3
Larger then normal but not gigantic. but small boobs are nice as well.
User avatar #9415345 - aczzoh (08/02/2014) [-]
short hair
no ties
doesn't matter, white if I have to choose tho
normal
User avatar #9415355 - fizzor (08/02/2014) [-]
>short hair
>no ties
muh nigga
User avatar #9415334 - sovietrussianbear (08/02/2014) [-]
any type of hair is good with me
all except twin
white or Latino skin
im good with just a b cup
User avatar #9415330 - rereviven (08/02/2014) [-]
Long hair

Pony tail

Like hair color? Ginger

Wut?
User avatar #9415329 - hhanako (08/02/2014) [-]
the hirstyle all depends on the color
#9415327 - holyfool (08/02/2014) [-]
Loli
#9415335 - syrianassassin (08/02/2014) [-]
tight pussy best pussy
User avatar #9415325 - fizzor (08/02/2014) [-]
short

no ties

red

big tits (but nothing abnormally big, just a bit bigger than average)
#9415324 - syrianassassin (08/02/2014) [-]
loli and normal not tied black hair
#9415301 - 4 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +4
#9415297 - hawt 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#9415280 - look at all those thumbs ive shoved up all your arses... 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#58895 - dont worry, those are the kind of drawing that would improve. 08/02/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#9415249 - cool. what is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #9415251 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (08/02/2014) [-]
adblock
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User avatar #497 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #499 to #497 - luckybastard (08/20/2014) [-]
uhh.... why?
User avatar #496 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Lucky my friend this is where it officially happens
User avatar #498 to #496 - luckybastard (08/20/2014) [-]
why's that?
#494 - luckybastard (08/03/2014) [-]
gif test run beeyatches
gif test run beeyatches
User avatar #481 - Sunset (07/18/2014) [-]
what did you draw gayobliterator
User avatar #495 to #481 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
No that was not what I had him draw
User avatar #483 to #482 - Sunset (07/18/2014) [-]
he said you drew him
User avatar #485 to #484 - Sunset (07/18/2014) [-]
absolutely not
#486 to #485 - luckybastard (07/18/2014) [-]
Let me gather my wits for a while, i cant seem to recall
User avatar #487 to #486 - Sunset (07/18/2014) [-]
i guess he's just a liar then
User avatar #488 to #487 - luckybastard (07/18/2014) [-]
I did draw something for him though
User avatar #489 to #488 - Sunset (07/18/2014) [-]
what was it?
#490 to #489 - luckybastard (07/18/2014) [-]
i had to redrw since i replace my reaction pics every time i make a new one
User avatar #491 to #490 - Sunset (07/18/2014) [-]
hm ok
User avatar #480 - gayobliteratorhere (05/27/2014) [-]
You can finally draw again
#479 to #478 - luckybastard (05/24/2014) [-]
i made this 4 u
i made this 4 u
#475 - instalation (05/24/2014) [-]
aww yiss
User avatar #470 - instalation (05/22/2014) [-]
are you some kind of skeleton man
#471 to #470 - luckybastard (05/23/2014) [-]
it was something i did on the spot, why?
User avatar #472 to #471 - instalation (05/23/2014) [-]
I like you. Can we be friends?
#473 to #472 - luckybastard (05/24/2014) [-]
you're so sly senpai
#474 to #473 - instalation (05/24/2014) [-]
Skeletons are cool. And you're a very silly one!
User avatar #462 to #461 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
bureaucrat **** stalins! it's been a while sniffy! how's life treating you?
#463 to #462 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh, you know... spent like 2 and a half years tryna figure out what I wanna do and stuff. Been working a lot, but I've got a decent idea of how to work my way up to a more interesting job than scanning groceries. Gonna look for something in electronics / hardware / computers, maybe building/fixing em and shiet.

Other than that, not been on FJ much until recently. Mostly playing vidya or training a bit of taekwondo in my spare time.
User avatar #464 to #463 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
how bout starting a small business? like a shake stand.

basic fruit shake requirements:
-any fruit
-ice
-sugar
-evaporated milk

intructions:
-put everything in a blender and blend
-put in cup

well, now that i think of it, maybe i should consider the climate of your county
User avatar #465 to #464 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
Lel, not really into any directly customer related jobs. Kinda had my share of weird and unreasonably rude people. Though anything more chill and isolated from huge crowds of customers is a welcome..
User avatar #466 to #465 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
umm... how bout selling things on ebay
User avatar #467 to #466 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
What would I sell?
User avatar #468 to #467 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
things like old coffee tables, old consoles, vintage t shirts... hell, you could even sell a video of yourself masturbating
User avatar #457 - subadanus (01/17/2014) [-]
just for you bby
Rainbow and the others go on some cruise ship or some **** ,
and rainbow is like
no
cause
i dont like cruise ships
and shes afraid of it sinking or something crazy
and eventually they talk her into it
and a few days go by
and shes having fun
but
like
it sinks
or some ****
and she drownds
but
she wakes up
in like this matrix type scenario and she has to escape
or find where her friends have gone or anything like that
or something idk
someone probably already did this.
User avatar #458 to #457 - luckybastard (01/17/2014) [-]
that's hot bby
User avatar #455 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
lol did you create the "skrillex is kill" content?
User avatar #456 to #455 - luckybastard (12/12/2013) [-]
yeah bro
User avatar #453 - oneironaut (09/24/2013) [-]
yo, i need your help for something.
User avatar #454 to #453 - luckybastard (09/24/2013) [-]
ok, as long as it is possible for mevto do it
User avatar #449 - oneironaut (05/28/2013) [-]
Hello!

So, uh... Might I ask about the sudden friend request?
User avatar #450 to #449 - luckybastard (05/28/2013) [-]
i saw what you did on the art thread, and had a giggle with the "small text with small tits" pic.

i liked your drawing style and thought to myself: "this one's a keeper"

so that's why. anywho, arigatou for accepting my freindship
User avatar #451 to #450 - oneironaut (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh

Well then, alright! Nice to meet you.
User avatar #444 - posttwo (04/26/2013) [-]
Memories
#460 to #444 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
I heard you like being rolled?
User avatar #445 to #444 - luckybastard (04/27/2013) [-]
ah~ good ol' days
User avatar #446 to #445 - posttwo (04/27/2013) [-]
you where the last person to comment on my first account before it got deleted
User avatar #447 to #446 - luckybastard (04/28/2013) [-]
hehe, eyyup
User avatar #448 to #447 - posttwo (04/29/2013) [-]
Love you
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User avatar #436 to #435 - luckybastard (03/02/2013) [-]
why should you?
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User avatar #439 to #437 - luckybastard (03/02/2013) [-]
okay... uhh...

can you draw me one of those random pictures?
for example: flaming zombie bear in an old pickup truck offers a gentleman velociraptor in a flying tank in space some drugs
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User avatar #431 to #430 - luckybastard (02/02/2013) [-]
you lucky ****** . congrats bro.

you'll have an easy time animating or drawing now! :D
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