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#6426946 - Cooking Directions: 1.) Cut chicken breast in to cubes, ma… 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426944 - Ingredients: For Marination: Chicken breast 1/2 kg …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426952 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
Holy shit just flour it, bread it, and deep fry it in oil
User avatar #6426956 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
the american way
User avatar #6426946 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
Cooking Directions:
1.) Cut chicken breast in to cubes, marinate it in soya sauce, vinegar, salt and black pepper. Leave it for 30 minutes.
2.) Now heat oil in a wok and add garlic to saute, add marinated chicken and cook it until water dries.
3.) Add tomato puree in it and simmer for a while then add chicken stock, chopped onion and capsicum.
4.) Cook it well then add vinegar, soya sauce, red chilli, salt, tomato ketchup and red food colour, mix it well and cook to come boiling point.
5.) Dissolve some corn flour in water and add corn flour to sauce to make a thick gravy keep the flame high.
6.) Check the consistency of gravy; now pour the gravy in serving dish and serve it with fried rice.
#6426907 - it would really suck to have colored text the same as the back…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426914 - vincento (10/30/2013) [-]
but it's more exciting that way
User avatar #6426909 - zombienurse (10/30/2013) [-]
yeah, it's like russian roulett with winning colored text
#6426917 - zekeon (10/30/2013) [-]
Yep. I mean, look at mine.

The best way to win is to not play at all.
User avatar #6426925 - zombienurse (10/30/2013) [-]
mine's åermanent
#6426927 - zekeon (10/30/2013) [-]
Good thing mine isn't.
#6426901 - hahaha, this should mirror fj and the only difference is the n… 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426896 - huehuehue, miley cyrus and justin beiber 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426866 - so it's gore?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426869 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
we flag it as gore cuz the ban reason says "Posting disgusting/disturbing images"
User avatar #6426896 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
huehuehue, miley cyrus and justin beiber
#6426859 - i dont know why but, why do people consider taking a **…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426862 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
I dunno
Because its kinda gross to be seen, and only posted on this website for the sole reason of grossing people out
User avatar #6426866 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
so it's gore?
User avatar #6426869 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
we flag it as gore cuz the ban reason says "Posting disgusting/disturbing images"
User avatar #6426896 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
huehuehue, miley cyrus and justin beiber
#6426852 - but you could be.... if you BE LIE VE 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426837 - i dunno, are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426841 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
i dunno i forget
User avatar #6426852 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
but you could be.... if you BELIEVE
#6426832 - i dunno, you're the moderator  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426834 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
I am?
User avatar #6426837 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
i dunno, are you?
User avatar #6426841 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
i dunno i forget
User avatar #6426852 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
but you could be.... if you BELIEVE
#6426828 - hahah misspelled that one. oh, and that got is supposed to be was 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426812 - This comment got flagged 1 minuite ago.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #6426815 - tarekmig (10/30/2013) [-]
>minuite
User avatar #6426828 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
hahah misspelled that one. oh, and that got is supposed to be was
User avatar #6426826 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
wait a min how are you replying when that got flagged
User avatar #6426832 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
i dunno, you're the moderator
User avatar #6426834 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
I am?
User avatar #6426837 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
i dunno, are you?
User avatar #6426841 - phanact (10/30/2013) [-]
i dunno i forget
User avatar #6426852 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
but you could be.... if you BELIEVE
#6426807 - confession time..... again. i like dissin old anons b… 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426795 - hehe, at least he's not a virgin like you anymore 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426759 - sorry, but my account is dear to me. it has been with me durin…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #6426776 - ultimateasshole (10/30/2013) [-]
Im just messin around.
I just said that becaus eMy oc's name is Lucky
#6426747 - soup bro 10/30/2013 on retard forum +2
#6426745 - yeah, so he could shove it up his ass  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #6426749 - ultimateasshole (10/30/2013) [-]
I want your username you luckybastard.
Or lucky would be fine.
User avatar #6426759 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
sorry, but my account is dear to me. it has been with me during the brony vs. hater war. it has made so much memories
User avatar #6426776 - ultimateasshole (10/30/2013) [-]
Im just messin around.
I just said that becaus eMy oc's name is Lucky
#6426754 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
TRY TO LOOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT WHILE UR ON IT. UR FAT AND DISGUSTING, UR NASTY ASS HAIR NEEDS TO BE CUT, U LOOK LIKE AN EMO BITCH-BABY. NO WONDER UR DAD FUCKING FISTED U WHEN U WHERE YOUNGER.

YOU ONLY BRING SHAME AND DISGUST . GO FUCKING KILL URSELF
#6426735 - to my douchebag friends irl, here's a message 4 u my …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426736 - mranldestroyer (10/30/2013) [-]
k
#6426725 - mah ************ 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426713 - oh wow, i no longer need nsfw section of fj  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +3
User avatar #6426714 - xxangelisxx (10/30/2013) [-]
ya, best porn comes from the depths of old content or profiles
#6426711 - he needs snacks to go alomg with the game 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426706 - dishes, bathroom, kitchen, living room  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6426712 - tarekmig (10/30/2013) [-]
Casual
#6426698 - psh, buying..  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6426707 - duelknight (10/30/2013) [-]
Well if you ain't using that 70$ i'll take it
User avatar #6426711 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
he needs snacks to go alomg with the game
#6426696 - name it, dont give links  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #6426701 - xxangelisxx (10/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/flags/

nigger

all flagged stuff goes here

it's stupid that we gotta flag even bikinis tho
User avatar #6426713 - luckybastard (10/30/2013) [-]
oh wow, i no longer need nsfw section of fj
User avatar #6426714 - xxangelisxx (10/30/2013) [-]
ya, best porn comes from the depths of old content or profiles
#6426639 - **** bronies? hehehe okay 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
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User avatar #480 - gayobliteratorhere (05/27/2014) [-]
You can finally draw again
#479 to #478 - luckybastard (05/24/2014) [-]
i made this 4 u
i made this 4 u
#475 - instalation (05/24/2014) [-]
aww yiss
User avatar #470 - instalation (05/22/2014) [-]
are you some kind of skeleton man
#471 to #470 - luckybastard (05/23/2014) [-]
it was something i did on the spot, why?
User avatar #472 to #471 - instalation (05/23/2014) [-]
I like you. Can we be friends?
#473 to #472 - luckybastard (05/24/2014) [-]
you're so sly senpai
#474 to #473 - instalation (05/24/2014) [-]
Skeletons are cool. And you're a very silly one!
User avatar #462 to #461 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
bureaucrat **** stalins! it's been a while sniffy! how's life treating you?
#463 to #462 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh, you know... spent like 2 and a half years tryna figure out what I wanna do and stuff. Been working a lot, but I've got a decent idea of how to work my way up to a more interesting job than scanning groceries. Gonna look for something in electronics / hardware / computers, maybe building/fixing em and shiet.

Other than that, not been on FJ much until recently. Mostly playing vidya or training a bit of taekwondo in my spare time.
User avatar #464 to #463 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
how bout starting a small business? like a shake stand.

basic fruit shake requirements:
-any fruit
-ice
-sugar
-evaporated milk

intructions:
-put everything in a blender and blend
-put in cup

well, now that i think of it, maybe i should consider the climate of your county
User avatar #465 to #464 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
Lel, not really into any directly customer related jobs. Kinda had my share of weird and unreasonably rude people. Though anything more chill and isolated from huge crowds of customers is a welcome..
User avatar #466 to #465 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
umm... how bout selling things on ebay
User avatar #467 to #466 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
What would I sell?
User avatar #468 to #467 - luckybastard (05/14/2014) [-]
things like old coffee tables, old consoles, vintage t shirts... hell, you could even sell a video of yourself masturbating
User avatar #457 - subadanus (01/17/2014) [-]
just for you bby
Rainbow and the others go on some cruise ship or some **** ,
and rainbow is like
no
cause
i dont like cruise ships
and shes afraid of it sinking or something crazy
and eventually they talk her into it
and a few days go by
and shes having fun
but
like
it sinks
or some ****
and she drownds
but
she wakes up
in like this matrix type scenario and she has to escape
or find where her friends have gone or anything like that
or something idk
someone probably already did this.
User avatar #458 to #457 - luckybastard (01/17/2014) [-]
that's hot bby
User avatar #455 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
lol did you create the "skrillex is kill" content?
User avatar #456 to #455 - luckybastard (12/12/2013) [-]
yeah bro
User avatar #453 - oneironaut (09/24/2013) [-]
yo, i need your help for something.
User avatar #454 to #453 - luckybastard (09/24/2013) [-]
ok, as long as it is possible for mevto do it
User avatar #449 - oneironaut (05/28/2013) [-]
Hello!

So, uh... Might I ask about the sudden friend request?
User avatar #450 to #449 - luckybastard (05/28/2013) [-]
i saw what you did on the art thread, and had a giggle with the "small text with small tits" pic.

i liked your drawing style and thought to myself: "this one's a keeper"

so that's why. anywho, arigatou for accepting my freindship
User avatar #451 to #450 - oneironaut (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh

Well then, alright! Nice to meet you.
User avatar #444 - posttwo (04/26/2013) [-]
Memories
#460 to #444 - sniffythebird (05/14/2014) [-]
I heard you like being rolled?
User avatar #445 to #444 - luckybastard (04/27/2013) [-]
ah~ good ol' days
User avatar #446 to #445 - posttwo (04/27/2013) [-]
you where the last person to comment on my first account before it got deleted
User avatar #447 to #446 - luckybastard (04/28/2013) [-]
hehe, eyyup
User avatar #448 to #447 - posttwo (04/29/2013) [-]
Love you
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User avatar #440 to #438 - luckybastard (03/02/2013) [-]
lol, and i didnt do anything
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User avatar #436 to #435 - luckybastard (03/02/2013) [-]
why should you?
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User avatar #439 to #437 - luckybastard (03/02/2013) [-]
okay... uhh...

can you draw me one of those random pictures?
for example: flaming zombie bear in an old pickup truck offers a gentleman velociraptor in a flying tank in space some drugs
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User avatar #431 to #430 - luckybastard (02/02/2013) [-]
you lucky ****** . congrats bro.

you'll have an easy time animating or drawing now! :D
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User avatar #432 to #429 - luckybastard (02/02/2013) [-]
what lauren andrew picture?....i think i forgot.
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User avatar #419 to #418 - luckybastard (01/19/2013) [-]
what printer?
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User avatar #421 to #420 - luckybastard (01/19/2013) [-]
yeah, but i take pictures, not scan them.

but that would be more convenient though.
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User avatar #423 to #422 - luckybastard (01/19/2013) [-]
i draw everyday, and they're fitting enough to be FJ content. buuutt....... i dont post them for some reason.

and im no computer technician, and i cant afford to fix it. ill just give it some time, it fixes itself sometimes.
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User avatar #425 to #424 - luckybastard (01/20/2013) [-]
happy birthday ************ !
have a good one! :D
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User avatar #427 to #426 - luckybastard (01/23/2013) [-]
y'know what? im going to be honest, i can't make the animation. in fact, im doing it right now, but the laptop keeps crashing claiming it has some sort of problem in the hard disk a may risk loosing all my files. i think it's a virus. and to add more weight to it, im going to fail 4th grading if i dont take my studies seriously.

dont judge me for being here. im taking a break

and not to mention that i know you're counting on me to make the anmation makes me feel very very bad.

so... im sorry.
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User avatar #398 to #397 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
what sign?
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User avatar #400 to #399 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
wait wut?

im not aware i have such things... im just looking at the pictures of hanako. ( **** , that game really gives me feels)
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User avatar #402 to #401 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
dont trouble yourself on my account
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User avatar #407 to #405 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
and no second computer. just ipad
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User avatar #406 to #405 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
laptop to be exact
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User avatar #410 to #409 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
bro's pc
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User avatar #412 to #411 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
yeah, i was in it for the sex... but it gave me feels

i hate feels
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User avatar #414 to #413 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
but on the other hand, it was worth it because i had a good fap
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User avatar #416 to #415 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
awww! spoilers! I was looking forward to playing emi's route.

but yeah, i guess (considering the fact that most FJers have different ******** )
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#396 - diddymonster (01/11/2013) [-]
doing any comics soon?
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User avatar #392 to #391 - luckybastard (01/05/2013) [-]
on paper. and sorry i cant make the gif. the laptop's busted and im using an ipad. cant really post pics nor make the gif.
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User avatar #394 to #393 - luckybastard (01/05/2013) [-]
you know, it's easier to make gifs using "macromedia flash professional 8"

and it can be downloaded for free. you'll just have to search for the serial code in the internet
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