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#255 - I would make driving like a dick punishable first by immediate…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on New laws -1
#268 - sturmbeard (11 hours ago) [-]
Hey, faggots are people too
#192496 - That's certainly an interesting way of looking at it! Here's … 07/28/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#192479 - Amen to that... but yea that makes sense. I appreciate the co… 07/28/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#192476 - That's what I'm hoping for, who knows though. I've never real… 07/28/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#192475 - That was my first worry too, but she seemed to enjoy it even m…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #192478 - braveblue (07/28/2015) [-]
Yeah no shit I would pay a bunch of money for one of those handbooks. Women are hard to understand and I'm good at understanding people for the most part.

Anyway something could have happened in her family or she could just be stressing out, there are a number of reasons why she isn't able to message you. I wouldn't put too much thought into unless she backs out of your date and/or doesn't seem like she enjoys the date. Sounds like everythings okay for the most part right now.
User avatar #192479 - lucariopwnz (07/28/2015) [-]
Amen to that... but yea that makes sense. I appreciate the confidence, I tend to over think a lot of these situations. Hopefully all will be okay
#192468 - I need someone's opinion on a situation I'm sort of going thro…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #192489 - brownskin (07/28/2015) [-]
There are three ways a woman who likes you will text you

1. Constantly. Annoyingly. Had this happen with one of my sister's friends. Land whale tho. Probably why she was interested in me in the firstplace. They want to be sure they're always on your mind.
2. At a carefully calculated level. Not to often, not to spread out. My current (and only) girlfriend admits to doing this when we were just friends in highschool. Avoiding the looks of desperation while still being sure to seem interested
3. Rarely. Pretty simple. She's afraid she'll say something stupid, so she doesn't give herself the opportunity. My roommate has had a girlfriend who did this brutally. Like hours in between replies. This girl was also the only girl he's ever done anal with, apparently.

I know this covers pretty much every scenario, but it's what I've encountered or heard of encountering.
#192511 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Just fyi ladies, 3rd one has most likelyhood of guys losing interest.
User avatar #192496 - lucariopwnz (07/28/2015) [-]
That's certainly an interesting way of looking at it! Here's hoping its number 3 going on and nothing else haha
#192473 - thespartanlegend (07/28/2015) [-]
womens texting habits are extremely random and weird, they dont really mean anything. the girl i like would ignore me for a week, then proceed to talk to me for 5 hours straight, its always changing and always random.
User avatar #192476 - lucariopwnz (07/28/2015) [-]
That's what I'm hoping for, who knows though. I've never really gone through the dating process before a relationship so I had no idea what this meant or how it was supposed to go lol
User avatar #192471 - braveblue (07/28/2015) [-]
Perhaps she's nervous about your upcoming date, or perhaps "you" had an amazing date and she didn't. Don't look too much into it I would say. Good luck anyway.
User avatar #192475 - lucariopwnz (07/28/2015) [-]
That was my first worry too, but she seemed to enjoy it even more than i did. Showing me around one of her favorite towns, she was really touchy feely, initiated the kiss before getting out of my car, etc. So who knows... there needs to be a handbook on women somewhere
User avatar #192478 - braveblue (07/28/2015) [-]
Yeah no shit I would pay a bunch of money for one of those handbooks. Women are hard to understand and I'm good at understanding people for the most part.

Anyway something could have happened in her family or she could just be stressing out, there are a number of reasons why she isn't able to message you. I wouldn't put too much thought into unless she backs out of your date and/or doesn't seem like she enjoys the date. Sounds like everythings okay for the most part right now.
User avatar #192479 - lucariopwnz (07/28/2015) [-]
Amen to that... but yea that makes sense. I appreciate the confidence, I tend to over think a lot of these situations. Hopefully all will be okay
#66 - Girl: come over Guy: I can't I'm in a race G… 07/24/2015 on Gotta go fast +1
#97 - Nasty Anus Creampie... I think I hit the jackpot 07/23/2015 on Name your Dong 0
#14 - " ******* look at it plebs"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on so, this is a thing. +69
#73 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
behead those who would insult Arceus
#22 - Sure 20 minutes isn't super quick but think about it, they're …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Kinetic Bombardment / Rods... 0
User avatar #61 - atoaster (07/24/2015) [-]
I doubt shooting it into an ocean would work at all.
User avatar #38 - wisdombranch (07/23/2015) [-]
For most of the 20 minutes.... they are hardly moving.
#51 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
you do know how space and orbital mechanics work right?
User avatar #52 - wisdombranch (07/23/2015) [-]
Login or GTFO. I can't keep track of who anon is who.

But I am well versed in two object gravity systems.

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User avatar #6 - yousaygoodbye (04/02/2015) [-]
I couldn't reply any farther but that's cool. What'd you do in mexico?
User avatar #7 to #6 - lucariopwnz (04/02/2015) [-]
haha no worries. And my dad was getting remarried so he did the ceremony in mexico. It was a lot of fun, plus all inclusive lol
User avatar #8 to #7 - yousaygoodbye (04/02/2015) [-]
Very nice. Swim with dolphins?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lucariopwnz (04/03/2015) [-]
unfortunately no dolphins lol but did swim around a few sea turtles while we were in the ocean
User avatar #10 to #9 - yousaygoodbye (04/03/2015) [-]
Oh cool. Turtles are awesome
User avatar #11 to #10 - lucariopwnz (04/03/2015) [-]
Yea it was fun haha I really just liked the pool though. It was huge and had a bar in it... plus everything was all inclusive!
User avatar #5 - majormayor (12/19/2014) [-]
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