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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#94 - Then it'll it be nothing but "OMG FemSatan is in office. …  [+] (10 new replies) 10 hours ago on Blazing saddles.... +7
#96 - kanyesfishsticks (10 hours ago) [-]
At first, but when people realize the world didn't burn down they'll find a new meme
#127 - thegamepixel (4 hours ago) [-]
Not likely. This is the first meme president.
#144 - kanyesfishsticks (41 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah I doubt the same joke will be funny in 8 years
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#145 - thegamepixel (38 minutes ago) [-]
>implying Trump won't be up to date with the dankest memes
#146 - kanyesfishsticks (7 minutes ago) [-]
It's not that he won't personally be up to date with memes, it's that he himself will no longer be an up to date meme
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#147 - thegamepixel (6 minutes ago) [-]
People are way more politically interested with this election. There are definitley going to be some moments while Congress is deciding on different bills or when Trump gets Hillary put on trial.
#129 - jacg (3 hours ago) [-]
What, the old "Thanks Obama" meme doesn't count?
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#134 - thegamepixel (3 hours ago) [-]
Obama doing a scripted Buzzveed video vs Trump tweeting out pepe and a link to the can't stump the trump videos? Not even close.
#133 - installation (3 hours ago) [-]
Now when has a Trump sympathizer ever cared about facts?
#115 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. That's what gives me peace about the election. The world won't end either way.
#93 - Comment deleted 10 hours ago on Blazing saddles.... 0
#8 - i know im in the minority, but i didnt like pokemon as a kid. … 11 hours ago on Whats your excuse +1
#1 - explains a lot actually 12 hours ago on Becky's problem +2
#226 - The reason I brought up volunteer service was to point out tha… 12 hours ago on Who is the real hero? 0
#225 - Actually I was...I love how people just speak for me... 12 hours ago on Who is the real hero? 0
#72 - i didnt even see it so no harm done 22 hours ago on Who is the real hero? +1
#7 - exactly. i love the fact that more people are going to learn o…  [+] (21 new replies) 23 hours ago on Blazing saddles.... +42
#89 - kanyesfishsticks (11 hours ago) [-]
Funnyjunk will be funny again once the election is over
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#94 - lpjazzman (10 hours ago) [-]
Then it'll it be nothing but "OMG FemSatan is in office. Look at her burn America" or "OMG OrangeHitler is in office. Look at him run America like his Fortune 500 Companies"
#96 - kanyesfishsticks (10 hours ago) [-]
At first, but when people realize the world didn't burn down they'll find a new meme
#127 - thegamepixel (4 hours ago) [-]
Not likely. This is the first meme president.
#144 - kanyesfishsticks (41 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah I doubt the same joke will be funny in 8 years
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#145 - thegamepixel (38 minutes ago) [-]
>implying Trump won't be up to date with the dankest memes
#146 - kanyesfishsticks (7 minutes ago) [-]
It's not that he won't personally be up to date with memes, it's that he himself will no longer be an up to date meme
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#147 - thegamepixel (6 minutes ago) [-]
People are way more politically interested with this election. There are definitley going to be some moments while Congress is deciding on different bills or when Trump gets Hillary put on trial.
#129 - jacg (3 hours ago) [-]
What, the old "Thanks Obama" meme doesn't count?
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#134 - thegamepixel (3 hours ago) [-]
Obama doing a scripted Buzzveed video vs Trump tweeting out pepe and a link to the can't stump the trump videos? Not even close.
#133 - installation (3 hours ago) [-]
Now when has a Trump sympathizer ever cared about facts?
#115 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. That's what gives me peace about the election. The world won't end either way.
#93 - lpjazzman has deleted their comment.
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#31 - wraithguard (19 hours ago) [-]
When did this happen?
#38 - halvgud (19 hours ago) [-]
He died earlier this month from complications related to Alzheimer's.
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#79 - bigfootluke (12 hours ago) [-]
"Earlier this month" bruh it was yesterday.
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#128 - enslavedyouth (3 hours ago) [-]
Well... Technically..
#122 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
But technically that's still earlier, and this month as well...

So earlier this month.
#81 - halvgud (12 hours ago) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Looks like I read a faulty news update. The one I read said he died earlier this month, but it was kept quiet according to the family's wish. Now I can't find that article so it may have been edited/erronous.

TL;DR You're right. I'm wrong.
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#44 - wraithguard (18 hours ago) [-]
thanks
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#42 - wraithguard (18 hours ago) [-]
oh
#4 - Thumbed. As much as it pains me to see Gene Wilder dead, I…  [+] (28 new replies) 08/30/2016 on Blazing saddles.... +356
#30 - thepizzadevourer (20 hours ago) [-]
2016 strikes again
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#84 - blackmageewizardt (12 hours ago) [-]
2016 better stop screwing with me!

I put 20€ on the fucking pot that Stan Lee will die this year!
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#48 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (18 hours ago) [-]
It's been the regular celebrity death rate after bowie and rickman. It's just a meme now, this is how often old people die.
#49 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's really common for people barely over 70 to die this often.
What is the death rate getting lower every year and lifespans elongating
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#78 - vbui (13 hours ago) [-]
Yes
#5 - jointhemachine (08/30/2016) [-]
A lot of people posted that he died, but no one posted why we'll miss him...
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#7 - lpjazzman (23 hours ago) [-]
exactly. i love the fact that more people are going to learn of him and why hes funny...it might actually make funnyjunk funny again...just sucks he died
#89 - kanyesfishsticks (11 hours ago) [-]
Funnyjunk will be funny again once the election is over
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#94 - lpjazzman (10 hours ago) [-]
Then it'll it be nothing but "OMG FemSatan is in office. Look at her burn America" or "OMG OrangeHitler is in office. Look at him run America like his Fortune 500 Companies"
#96 - kanyesfishsticks (10 hours ago) [-]
At first, but when people realize the world didn't burn down they'll find a new meme
#127 - thegamepixel (4 hours ago) [-]
Not likely. This is the first meme president.
#144 - kanyesfishsticks (41 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah I doubt the same joke will be funny in 8 years
User avatar
#145 - thegamepixel (38 minutes ago) [-]
>implying Trump won't be up to date with the dankest memes
#146 - kanyesfishsticks (7 minutes ago) [-]
It's not that he won't personally be up to date with memes, it's that he himself will no longer be an up to date meme
User avatar
#147 - thegamepixel (6 minutes ago) [-]
People are way more politically interested with this election. There are definitley going to be some moments while Congress is deciding on different bills or when Trump gets Hillary put on trial.
#129 - jacg (3 hours ago) [-]
What, the old "Thanks Obama" meme doesn't count?
User avatar
#134 - thegamepixel (3 hours ago) [-]
Obama doing a scripted Buzzveed video vs Trump tweeting out pepe and a link to the can't stump the trump videos? Not even close.
#133 - installation (3 hours ago) [-]
Now when has a Trump sympathizer ever cared about facts?
#115 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. That's what gives me peace about the election. The world won't end either way.
#93 - lpjazzman has deleted their comment.
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#31 - wraithguard (19 hours ago) [-]
When did this happen?
#38 - halvgud (19 hours ago) [-]
He died earlier this month from complications related to Alzheimer's.
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#79 - bigfootluke (12 hours ago) [-]
"Earlier this month" bruh it was yesterday.
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#128 - enslavedyouth (3 hours ago) [-]
Well... Technically..
#122 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
But technically that's still earlier, and this month as well...

So earlier this month.
#81 - halvgud (12 hours ago) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Looks like I read a faulty news update. The one I read said he died earlier this month, but it was kept quiet according to the family's wish. Now I can't find that article so it may have been edited/erronous.

TL;DR You're right. I'm wrong.
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#44 - wraithguard (18 hours ago) [-]
thanks
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#42 - wraithguard (18 hours ago) [-]
oh
#52 - Heaven forbid we have a volunteer fighting force that, when in…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2016 on Who is the real hero? +15
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#114 - venomousvalentine (19 hours ago) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA
the draft isn't voluntary...
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#196 - goldenglimmer (15 hours ago) [-]
He was referring to the current military force (voluntary) being supplemented with draftees (involuntary) in times of peril.

Learn to fucking read before posting some snide, dumbass comment.
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#197 - venomousvalentine (15 hours ago) [-]
No he wasn't. you learn to read.
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#225 - lpjazzman (12 hours ago) [-]
Actually I was...I love how people just speak for me...
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#198 - goldenglimmer (15 hours ago) [-]
"Heaven forbid we have a volunteer fighting force [current, modern military paradigm] that, when in dire circumstances [existential threats, severe threats to national interests and etc., i.e. not the current situation] (which hasn't happened in nearly 50 years [specifying that the draft ISN'T ACTIVE]), can draft military aged males into action to defend the country [direct benefit of having the option to activate a draft]."

>you learn to read
lel
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#200 - venomousvalentine (15 hours ago) [-]
Nobody was disputing that the military shouldn't exist, so if that IS what he meant, it was irrelevant.
Learn to use context clues.
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#202 - goldenglimmer (15 hours ago) [-]
W-what? The context of this conversation is, unequivocally, the draft and its implications for the citizens of the US. You don't need any "context clues" as you artfully stated; the context is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

We are not debating the actual existence of a military apparatus, we are debating whether or not he implied the draft was mandatory or voluntary. If it were voluntary, it would per definition NOT BE A FUCKING DRAFT.

The current military paradigm incorporates the fundamental principle that service is voluntary, UNLESS the country faces, in the words of lpjazzman, "dire circumstance". He was pointing out that the current system (which is voluntary) benefits from having the option to activate an involuntary recruitment (the draft). He was NOT saying the draft is voluntary, he was saying that the voluntary military being supplemented by draftees is an advantage if the country is in crisis.

Holy shit, dude.
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#203 - venomousvalentine (15 hours ago) [-]
If we're disputing the draft, why would he even bring up voluntary military service?
Its fucking unrelated to the conversation of the draft.
"Heaven forbid we have a volunteer fighting force that, when in dire circumstances etc"
so if he's referring to the military as is, and uses the term heaven forbid, He's insinuating someone implied the military IN GENERAL shouldn't exist.
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#226 - lpjazzman (12 hours ago) [-]
The reason I brought up volunteer service was to point out that the draft is a bit of a non-issue these days. There are people out there who think people are still drafted into service; I've met a few. The draft is necessary, as is the military. All I was saying was that the draft hadn't been used in such a long time that it shouldn't be a big issue these days. The military is a volunteer service. I understand that it is complicit to sign up for Selective Service at age 18. However, I do not see it as an infringement on basic human rights. You live in this country; therefore, you should be willing to fight if it is necessary to supplement the current forces. Any country would ask you to do the same thing, and some countries aren't as nice about it as we are.