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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#210 - i honestly dont understand open carry. i get that its supposed…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Texas passes open carry! 0
#220 - lankycraig (03/17/2015) [-]
spot on dude me and my co workers call all those dudes that dress in tactical clothing or open carry the kill me first crowd
#206 - alaska...only gun laws are that you cant carry and drink and y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Texas passes open carry! +1
#226 - mcginger (03/17/2015) [-]
Vermont is like that as well. They have constitutional carry. Basically the constitution says you can own guns and that's what the state goes with
#20 - is that firefly content i see? 03/14/2015 on Enlightening/Feel comp 1/? +1
#257 - Picture 03/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#237 - draws a little blood...i do that when i shave in the morning >.>  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2015 on My dream come true 0
#242 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
You know what. 10/10 you actually made me reply.. And in case you're not a troll, trying to be tough on the internet isn't that hard. Either you've been shot by the manual pull back pistol and think that's it. Sure compared to so much else Softguns aren't that bad, but to say it's the same as kids playing is a huge misinformation.
User avatar #244 - compared (03/13/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #241 - hourlyb (03/13/2015) [-]
Yes, and if you act like a cunt and don't call your hits, you know what happens?
He tells the ref, who then will either throw you out of the round sometimes the facility or tell him to light you up the next time he see's you. And trust me, they may not bleed but it's like being attacked by wasps.
Trust me, there is no way to effectively cheat in airsoft if you go to a decent field.
#243 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
I actually attended an' event where a couple of guys kept ignoring the rules and fired upon people closer than the required minimum distance for their weapon class, people got so fed up that two dudes with LMG's (Don't ask which ones because I don't know) emptied roughly 4000 BB's on the 3 guys. (They startet running rather quickly)
#228 - ive been shot by a pellet gun before...it draws a little blood…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2015 on My dream come true 0
#235 - epodax (03/12/2015) [-]
Then I think it's fair to say that it's more than just kids playing with sticks, cause you darn sure know when you're hit.
User avatar #237 - lpjazzman (03/12/2015) [-]
draws a little blood...i do that when i shave in the morning >.>
#242 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
You know what. 10/10 you actually made me reply.. And in case you're not a troll, trying to be tough on the internet isn't that hard. Either you've been shot by the manual pull back pistol and think that's it. Sure compared to so much else Softguns aren't that bad, but to say it's the same as kids playing is a huge misinformation.
User avatar #244 - compared (03/13/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #241 - hourlyb (03/13/2015) [-]
Yes, and if you act like a cunt and don't call your hits, you know what happens?
He tells the ref, who then will either throw you out of the round sometimes the facility or tell him to light you up the next time he see's you. And trust me, they may not bleed but it's like being attacked by wasps.
Trust me, there is no way to effectively cheat in airsoft if you go to a decent field.
#243 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
I actually attended an' event where a couple of guys kept ignoring the rules and fired upon people closer than the required minimum distance for their weapon class, people got so fed up that two dudes with LMG's (Don't ask which ones because I don't know) emptied roughly 4000 BB's on the 3 guys. (They startet running rather quickly)
#211 - as are pellet guns, which were built specifically to kill smal… 03/12/2015 on My dream come true -2
#121 - i know theyre not toy...but they are objects that can be used … 03/12/2015 on My dream come true -2
#119 - was actually seeing it more as larping...cause that is what it…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2015 on My dream come true -2
#158 - epodax (03/12/2015) [-]
Clearly you've never been shot by one then airsoft gun that is
User avatar #228 - lpjazzman (03/12/2015) [-]
ive been shot by a pellet gun before...it draws a little blood...maybe...its not bad at all...
#235 - epodax (03/12/2015) [-]
Then I think it's fair to say that it's more than just kids playing with sticks, cause you darn sure know when you're hit.
User avatar #237 - lpjazzman (03/12/2015) [-]
draws a little blood...i do that when i shave in the morning >.>
#242 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
You know what. 10/10 you actually made me reply.. And in case you're not a troll, trying to be tough on the internet isn't that hard. Either you've been shot by the manual pull back pistol and think that's it. Sure compared to so much else Softguns aren't that bad, but to say it's the same as kids playing is a huge misinformation.
User avatar #244 - compared (03/13/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #241 - hourlyb (03/13/2015) [-]
Yes, and if you act like a cunt and don't call your hits, you know what happens?
He tells the ref, who then will either throw you out of the round sometimes the facility or tell him to light you up the next time he see's you. And trust me, they may not bleed but it's like being attacked by wasps.
Trust me, there is no way to effectively cheat in airsoft if you go to a decent field.
#243 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
I actually attended an' event where a couple of guys kept ignoring the rules and fired upon people closer than the required minimum distance for their weapon class, people got so fed up that two dudes with LMG's (Don't ask which ones because I don't know) emptied roughly 4000 BB's on the 3 guys. (They startet running rather quickly)
#78 - probably cause ive played army for real...not as appealing as …  [+] (15 new replies) 03/12/2015 on My dream come true -27
User avatar #99 - sursum (03/12/2015) [-]
Oh for fucks sake so you've been in the army and thus people who haven't aren't allowed to run around with fake guns? Can we not play battlefield or any other war game then? Jesus fucking christ.
User avatar #87 - sixfivefourtwoone (03/12/2015) [-]
If it's not what everyone makes it out to be, then you shouldn't even be proud of your real guns let alone showing them off. You should hate them for the violence you saw brought on with them in arms, you should like airsoft for the safety it brings compared to a real gun.

TL;DR Good for you for serving, you're still a faggot.
User avatar #119 - lpjazzman (03/12/2015) [-]
was actually seeing it more as larping...cause that is what it is to me...same as kids rocking sticks on the play ground say "no i got you"
#158 - epodax (03/12/2015) [-]
Clearly you've never been shot by one then airsoft gun that is
User avatar #228 - lpjazzman (03/12/2015) [-]
ive been shot by a pellet gun before...it draws a little blood...maybe...its not bad at all...
#235 - epodax (03/12/2015) [-]
Then I think it's fair to say that it's more than just kids playing with sticks, cause you darn sure know when you're hit.
User avatar #237 - lpjazzman (03/12/2015) [-]
draws a little blood...i do that when i shave in the morning >.>
#242 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
You know what. 10/10 you actually made me reply.. And in case you're not a troll, trying to be tough on the internet isn't that hard. Either you've been shot by the manual pull back pistol and think that's it. Sure compared to so much else Softguns aren't that bad, but to say it's the same as kids playing is a huge misinformation.
User avatar #244 - compared (03/13/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #241 - hourlyb (03/13/2015) [-]
Yes, and if you act like a cunt and don't call your hits, you know what happens?
He tells the ref, who then will either throw you out of the round sometimes the facility or tell him to light you up the next time he see's you. And trust me, they may not bleed but it's like being attacked by wasps.
Trust me, there is no way to effectively cheat in airsoft if you go to a decent field.
#243 - epodax (03/13/2015) [-]
I actually attended an' event where a couple of guys kept ignoring the rules and fired upon people closer than the required minimum distance for their weapon class, people got so fed up that two dudes with LMG's (Don't ask which ones because I don't know) emptied roughly 4000 BB's on the 3 guys. (They startet running rather quickly)
User avatar #101 - compared (03/12/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #79 - zinnerfy (03/12/2015) [-]
okay, are you bragging? im also a soldier, IDF, man, its still their hobby, it makes them happy. let them have it. do you get mad at people who use console/pc or android/iphone? let them enjoy their fun.
#163 - therealtjthemedic (03/12/2015) [-]
JIDF Detected
jk brah you cool
User avatar #245 - zinnerfy (03/13/2015) [-]
there is litterally nothing wrong with being jidf

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User avatar #16 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
User avatar #17 to #16 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
indeed it has, how goes, good zameckis
User avatar #18 to #17 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
slow and steady
how about you, my good sir
User avatar #19 to #18 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
fairly well, just been working and trollin the chick fil-a page on facebook.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
fancy to hear that

so, words has been spread out and happen to catch my attention that, you sir
have some connection to lilly from ks , is this happen to be legit?
User avatar #21 to #20 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
lilly from ks? indeed...my favorite heroine from the game, right before hanako...unfortunately i went thru her route the 2nd time thru...so everyone else felt kinda disappointing by comparison, i wish i had saved her for the last play thru
#22 to #21 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
lilly and hanako, no doubt are the most splendid heroine
#23 to #22 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
indeed they are. you wouldnt happen to be waiting for doki fansubs to finish translating tomoyo after would you?
User avatar #24 to #23 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
i deeply apologize, but i haven't take a sip about tomoyo after,
lack of time to spend and things.,,.,
pardon for the inconvenience
User avatar #25 to #24 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
no inconvenience what so ever, i thought maybe you'd be a fan of clannad considering you liked ks.
#26 to #25 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
i'm really sorry for letting down your expectation
but i happen to not very well-versed in anime
many anime i haven't watched till now, it's sadden me when most of people already talked about it, but i can't join in.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
ehh its not a problem at all.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
i shall take my leave

thank you for sparing you time for me
i apologize for bothering you
User avatar #29 to #28 - lpjazzman ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
never a bother as long as im awake lolz
#14 - zameckis (05/22/2012) [-]
thanks for approve
#15 to #14 - lpjazzman ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
no problem
User avatar #13 - annogram (04/11/2012) [-]
Listen here ****** , you're a ****** and don't forget it
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#10 - haveagoodone (04/11/2012) [-]
you know what you are
you know what you are
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User avatar #6 - doctorwhoovesbrony (03/13/2012) [-]
Lol... ******
User avatar #3 - lovahlovah (11/19/2011) [-]
Yo, cheers for the friend request!
User avatar #4 to #3 - lpjazzman ONLINE (11/19/2011) [-]
wow just noticed im the first w00t!!! lolz
User avatar #1 - Moushi (10/18/2011) [-]
Sorry I had to delete your comment. I don't want the artist to take any disrespect since she was so nice about letting me use her funny video. And she is watching the post as she wanted ^^
User avatar #2 to #1 - lpjazzman ONLINE (10/18/2011) [-]
its all cool man...it was funny as hell
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