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#65 - http://thefappening.so/anna-faith-carlson-naked-photo-and-proof/  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Disney Princess Cosplay +2
User avatar #109 - lordmoldywart (03/29/2015) [-]
Those nipples look so botched, wowww
#3 - Get the **** out of here. How ******* dare you? …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Bo Burnham +123
User avatar #41 - tangiers (03/26/2015) [-]
Why do you care it's easy thumbs if you catch it just throw that reaction pic up and boom 100+ thumbs
#38 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
He's been here for so long, he's not going away. He's feeding off red thumbs like fedoralover.
User avatar #15 - ohmeghon (03/26/2015) [-]
I wonder where he is now
User avatar #20 - zaxzwim (03/26/2015) [-]
as far as i know the person behind it is fucking around on FJ commenting and shit
#4 - lickinggecko (03/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 - itsmewaffle (03/26/2015) [-]
let's see how long it takes for people to try to leave him at 0 after realize this guy's just trying to rustle their jimmies
#14 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
Not sure why FJ thinks thumbs are what they do it for. It is the responses they crave. Thumb down and move along. Comments are only seen if they have more green thumbs. Red thumbs make them sink lower and lower
User avatar #32 - chenouttachen (03/26/2015) [-]
False, the ranking for thumbs in top rated is based on absolute value. Even if a red thumbed comment has 1 more thumb than a green thumbed comment, the red thumbed comment comes out on top.
User avatar #33 - choobe (03/26/2015) [-]
Are you sure? I only see massively red thumbed stuff when there's a green thumbed reply with many green thumbs.

Not saying you're wrong, but I've never seen it.
#1035 - I want a dwarf. with an awesome beard 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#270 - As a swede currently in high school I can confirm. A few years… 03/06/2015 on Sweden put in it's place. +3
#27 - Comment deleted 03/04/2015 on Birds are so majestic 0
#14 - What? They made a 9th season of scrubs? … 02/18/2015 on truly emotional +1
#14 - reefteef Will you be my valentine? here's a no…  [+] (51 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Some say he's still... +3
User avatar #23 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
speaking of notifications,

that reminds me.

zenler. heres your notification

slendermanspenis, will you be my valentine?
User avatar #24 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
Sorry sweet I already have a valentine thats at work so yeah sure for the time being why not
User avatar #25 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
yea, wooh

wait, now thinking about it, didnt you say you were a real gril?
or were you just saying that just to mess around?
User avatar #26 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm a real grill yes
User avatar #28 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
Shocking, isn't it?
User avatar #31 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]

also, im 15, so were both the minority.

also, lets mention zenler and hashtronaut. shall we?
User avatar #72 - noahlikespie (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm 16. I've not seen many other minors on here. >>#32
User avatar #75 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
ive seen a few, mainly because i was whoreing in my descriptions for my conten
User avatar #32 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
Well then you better start getting used to it.

I'm 17

And mentioning Zenler and Hashtronaut seems like fun.
User avatar #33 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]

hey, did you know sonicschall is 14

soo, you remember hashtronaut and i mentioned you a lot, right?

well, because zenler also said they dont get a lot of mentions hes on the list now
User avatar #36 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
do I hear underage girls?
User avatar #38 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
slendermans penis is older than us.

but since youre here, help us mention hashtronaut and zenler with us
User avatar #39 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
wait are you a boy or a girl?

Get in here, hashtronaut and zenler! Gogoogogogo
User avatar #42 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
im a girl without boobs and with a dick

so, yes, im a boy. \

now we have to ask if hashtronaut and zenler are girls
User avatar #44 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
hashtronaut and zenler

are you girls?
User avatar #86 - zenler (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #87 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #51 - hashtronaut (02/14/2015) [-]
i had 20 notifications lol. also - zahidlol slendermanspenis
to answer the question of "is hashtronaut a grill" Lil Dicky - White Dude (Official Video)
Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach shit
Ion't gotta eat dick
I ain't bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, I participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves with a horrible face
[Seal interlude]
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
User avatar #55 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
that was beautiful hashtronaut

slendermanspenis, i agree with you

zenler and sonicschall should read this
User avatar #57 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
I saw it first

he responded to me noob
User avatar #58 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
youre always first!!!!!!!!

User avatar #61 - hashtronaut (02/14/2015) [-]
1st = worst... according to the calculations
User avatar #52 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
That was beautiful hashtronaut. Zenler, zahidlol and sonicshall should read this
User avatar #53 - hashtronaut (02/14/2015) [-]
it's lil dickys 2nd verse. fuck kanye, he's the real voice of a generation.

User avatar #54 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
hehe boner.
User avatar #71 - hashtronaut (02/14/2015) [-]
we ran out of reply buttons on #64 so..

unless your name is dick hertz.

zenler zahidlol and sonicschall let's start a tribute band to Tege+her
User avatar #60 - hashtronaut (02/14/2015) [-]
His name is litterally "little dick" and it's boner that gets you..kek

hell, he's got an entire song speaking to his dick and asking it why it's small.

Cuz you and I, we attached at the hip
So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick
zahidlol slendermanspenis and hi zenler
User avatar #64 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
I think I may of heard it and boner is a more funnier word than dick.

Hi zenler Hi zahidlol hi sonicschall
User avatar #56 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
well, slendermanspenis, I can show you a boner
#63 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #45 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
hashtronaut and zenler might be
User avatar #46 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
Well, we can only find out by asking hashtronaut and zenler.
User avatar #66 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
I am slendermanspenis.. I am a boner. Therefore I see a boner everyday in the mirror.
User avatar #67 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #68 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #69 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
I'll make you my whore.
User avatar #47 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
yea, youre right.

lets ask hashtronaut and zenler
User avatar #48 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
Do you want to ask hashtronaut and zenler or should I ask hashtronaut and zenler?
#70 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
Wont let me reply to the recent comment
User avatar #74 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
just make a new thread

reply to the persons first comment on the thread.

or the first comment and add the users name
User avatar #49 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
i dont know.

hey, slendermanspenis, do you want to ask hashtronaut and zenler if theyre girls?
User avatar #50 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]

hashtronaut and zenler are you both grills?
User avatar #34 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
Awesome I'll be sure to mention them when the time is right. And yeah you and hashtronaut mentioned me alot and I'd love to bring a smile to zenler's face with notifications
User avatar #35 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]

now both you and hashtronaut are on my friends list.

i wonder if zenler will accept an invite?
User avatar #37 - slendermanspenis (02/14/2015) [-]
Hopefully Zenler does because that would just be magical. Hashtronaut seems to be nice too so theres a bonus.
User avatar #40 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
now sonicschall is helping us mention hashtronaut and zenler

thats great!
User avatar #41 - sonicschall (02/14/2015) [-]
Hashtronaut and zenler are going to kill us because we keep mentioning hasthronaut and zenler.
User avatar #43 - zahidlol (02/14/2015) [-]
i hope hashtronaut and zenler have a good sense of humor.

i dont think runel does, cause he thumbed me down
#17 - reefteef (02/14/2015) [-]
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Play it cool man.


#12 - here take this Then i expand…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on lozac's profile 0
User avatar #13 - katiamanagen (02/09/2015) [-]
u too
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#39 - please don't be a troll, please don't be a troll please … 02/07/2015 on In the spirit of Valentines... 0

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#14 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 - katiamanagen (02/09/2015) [-]
What did you say?

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#12 to #11 - lozac (02/09/2015) [-]
here take this

Then i expanded the comment thread and noticed the exact same picture had already been posted 8 hours earlier

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User avatar #7 to #6 - lozac (01/20/2015) [-]
you foooking wut m9?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - lozac (01/20/2015) [-]
you use those for anything? o.o
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for the item game. it helps alot!
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You actually delivered.

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