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#116 - way too go being an ignorant stuck up arrogant bastard  [+] (4 replies) 09/23/2016 on Viking Facts Comp 0
#117 - theowerdawg (09/23/2016) [-]
what ignorant?
We know so little of Viking culture and religion that most of the findings are in Russia. yeah, the most viking founding aren't in Scandinavia but in Russia
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#123 - mrshrapnel (09/23/2016) [-]
Because most findings describe Norwegian or Danish raiders and acts, and with the king of denmark also ruling norway at the time its pretty safe to say most viking activity started in those places.
#124 - theowerdawg (09/23/2016) [-]
pretty sure they don't actually talk about Danes or Norwegians more as in people in the area of Scandinavia since National states didn't exist back then.
Most findings are made in Russia because Vikings didn't want to die at home but abroad because they loved sailing.
I'm saying Danish people aren't that cultural scandinavian because they don't eat fermented things like Iceland, Faroe Islands, Norway or Sweden does, The Danish nationality has only been really felt for 150 years, Scandinavian culture is vikingly so traditional clothing, dance and song are crucial but Danes don't really have that. I know I live there.
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#126 - mrshrapnel (09/23/2016) [-]
The findings does describe ares like Jylland and Ribe in particular presumably a significant Norwegian places aswell , as for the cultural thing i cant say im sure as there have been too big changes on all sides to say accurately.
Århus fag myself
#39 - Oblivion is a really, really, really good game and it is more …  [+] (2 replies) 09/22/2016 on Dantak Mend Keeslev +3
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#45 - ayylimao (09/22/2016) [-]
Played both
Skyrim > Oblivion
Sorry lads
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#42 - assbandit (09/22/2016) [-]
skyrim mods get cancelled out by oblivion mods. Oblivion > Skyrim
#44 - awww yeah my ***** ELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on Bern out +2
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#45 - secondfunction (09/19/2016) [-]
#38 - kaka means cake in swedish  [+] (21 replies) 09/19/2016 on disney -3
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#46 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Note to self, never eat swedish cake...
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#47 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Then never accept an invitation for "fika", if you do it's already to late
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#101 - Nihatclodra (09/20/2016) [-]
Indeed.

Fair Enough

I can get behind that... or rather the other way around.
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#102 - stifflimb (09/20/2016) [-]
Around it maybe?
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#67 - hazeblaze (09/19/2016) [-]
Fika in Italian sounds like Fica, the word we use to say pussy, so... for me it doesn't sound so bad..
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#48 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Isn't inviting someone for fika just asking them to have coffee and snacks with you?
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#86 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
And cake, we often got cake to it
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#87 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
oh...
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#88 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Come have some Fika with me
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#89 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Only if you give me an avsugning after.
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#90 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
....you're finished after one, damn weak sauce
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#91 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Now, whomever said that? I just figured that for eating some shitty cake I could get at least one. I'm pretty sure your jaw would cramp before I was completely done though.
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#92 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Now that is a challenge, I dutifully accept
And our cakes are bloody delicious
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#93 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Good luck, you'll need it to keep going for at least 2 1/2 hours straight.
Well, if that's true, I'll simply have to return the favour won't I?
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#94 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
No worry, I'm used to it
I expect a lot in return, also I'm more for the dominating aspect, so you'll likely be tied down with ball gag and my dildodriller 6000
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#95 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Well, considering what I hear of Swedes I'm not surprised.
I'm the type to be dominating until someone can out-dominate me... then the real fun begins.
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#96 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Dont trust the Danes, dont live in Norway, dont look the Finnish in the eyes, dont try to outlast a Swede and never enter a drinking contest with any of them, these are the rules to survive in the Nordics.

Well then, bring out the paddles and nipple clams
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#97 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
Well, for Canadians, it's "Don't assume our passivity is weakness" and "Never mention Quebec. Ever."

Admittedly not as badass as the nordic ones, but whatever.

What? No army of vibrators to drive each-other utterly insane?
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#98 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Quebec?

You guys manage to tolerate Americans, that's plenty, you're like friendlier Finnish.

Tsk, you have 1 of something and make that strong enough to make more redundant
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#99 - Nihatclodra (09/19/2016) [-]
You bastard! But seriously, Quebec is stereotypically full of egotistical stuck-up pricks that think the rest of Canada actually owes them jack shit just for existing. They actually tried splitting off to be their own country a few years back (similar to Scotland) except they had 2 stipulations; 1) they shared the Canadian Military, and 2) they shared the Canadian Currency and Economy. Simply put, they wanted "independence" whilst bothering with none of the actual work required for them to becme a significant independant country.

We're friendlier Finnish until someone does something to legitimately earn our ire... then we're practically a force of nature.

but then how would you stimilate several different erogeneous zones at once?
#100 - stifflimb (09/19/2016) [-]
Well thats just cheap, when Norway broke of to be their own when we were gonna take them from Denmark they did do all that work to become their own, and we respected that, for some reason, I dont know why.

Finnish are like that except they're never any friendly, just enough to not stab you atm

It vibrates that powerful, simple and straight forward, also I'm more for overloading one zone and then moving on to another while they're still wondering wtf just happened.
#75 - nice 09/12/2016 on horse rape 0

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