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#159 - "No, MLP is a cartoon. Its for children." …  [+] (8 new replies) 20 hours ago on Well... 0
User avatar #233 - mads (18 hours ago) [-]
Again, people who watch frozen and stuff like that KNOW IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON AND FOR CHILDREN. Brony's however seem to think that a tv show starring talking ponies was made for adults.
#160 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
Nobody slams MLP because it's for children. it's because it's for girls
User avatar #198 - anonymoose (19 hours ago) [-]
I dislike it because people get too obsessed with it. When a tv show becomes a big part of your identity, you're a massive fucking faggot.

I fucking love Game of Thrones, but I wouldn't spend days on GOT boards, make my username to everything GOT related, make GOT crossovers with absolutely everything, make my profile picture on facebook GOT related etc.
User avatar #161 - camslayer (20 hours ago) [-]
and the bronies make so much hardcore porn of it.
User avatar #162 - formidableguy (20 hours ago) [-]
that tend's to be the most disturbing part of it
User avatar #164 - camslayer (20 hours ago) [-]
And that's not even all of it.
User avatar #166 - formidableguy (20 hours ago) [-]
Dark time's indeed
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#57 - I tried to only use carriages in Skyrim, but with the possibil…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
User avatar #58 - stifflimb (10/29/2014) [-]
Then it's still you who chooses to use the fast travel, it's like saying Morrowind is to easy cause I knew the TGM cheat, it's up to you how to use it.
Not really, often it mentions what cave/fortress and such you need to find and you can look it up at the map going there and listen when talking to the guy who gave you the quest you are given nearly all info.

I'm more of a physical guy going close in fighting and then if you are low level with the weapon you just missed and missed when hitting annoying as hell and pretty stupid.

The factions in Skyrim at least had some decent stories to it all, and often some follow up quest after you are the master while in Morrowind it nearly always was, go kill that thing come back.

Yes and a game with good handling but poor graphics and a game with good handling and good graphics I'm more compelled to go with the one with good graphics.
#56 - Nice job deluding yourself, claim you're right by pinning your… 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
#55 - The fast travel in Morrowind was possible, but required though… 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
#53 - I'm not stupid and I don't claim that the Morrowind graphics a…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
User avatar #62 - zhlandir (10/29/2014) [-]
There are a lot of nice mods out there. Ever heard of Requiem? Try it. It makes for a whole new experience.
User avatar #54 - grrphc (10/29/2014) [-]
No, I didn't. I mentioned Skyrim's graphics once. You kept arguing about it.
You blow things so out of proportion.

You making overgeneralizations saying the mods are only for aesthetic purposes show that you literally have no idea what you're talking about. Goodbye.
User avatar #56 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
Nice job deluding yourself, claim you're right by pinning your faulties at the adversary. You clearly aren't conversation material, bye.
#49 - Thats ok, you don't have to like me. 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems 0
#48 - Morrowind had fast travel in the sense that you could pay carr…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
User avatar #51 - thewhitezombie (10/29/2014) [-]
%95 of all of the towns had some form of Fast travel, although learning how to network the Striders, Boats, and porting was a bit of a challenge. However Scrolls of mark and recall as well as those scrolls of protection actually made it easier to get around than in Skyrim honestly. You could mark right in front of a quest giver, clear the dungeon/quest and then port back even from the depths of a volcano with your hands dripping with the lifeblood of a god I'm just waiting for Skywind to be finished so I can dive back into Morrowind with a horse and a decent world map.

Also, Skyrim really fucked up Solstheim. Not going to forgive them for that easily.
User avatar #55 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
The fast travel in Morrowind was possible, but required thought and planning, and it cost money and magicka. And the recall spell was good but could only be used one way. Unlike Skyrim which you could fast travel without penalty or thought.
#46 - I never started to discuss how mods made the game better, I pl…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
User avatar #50 - grrphc (10/29/2014) [-]
>Literally just said Skyrim's graphics are better
>WELL IF YHU R GOIN 2 NAG SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT TEH GRAPHIX!!!111one11

Skyrim could have been better, and the mods definitely made it so.
Morrowind could have, and it's mods didn't.
User avatar #53 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not stupid and I don't claim that the Morrowind graphics are better than Skyrims, however I claim that the graphics doesn't fucking matter. People love Zelda Ocarine of Time but that game is old as balls and has terrible graphs. But people like it because its the game they enjoy.

You use the argument that Skyrims graphics are better so fucking much that I given to arguments back.
1. You can mod it if you are so bitchy about it but I deem it unnecesary
2. The graphics doesn't matter if the game is good or not.

Skyrims majority of mods are "breasts physics" or "sexy female models", wow. The game is so much better now.
And saying that Morrowinds mods doesn't make the game better its bullshit. Like Skyrim the mods can improve. But in my taste Morrowind doesn't need any mods to be better.
User avatar #62 - zhlandir (10/29/2014) [-]
There are a lot of nice mods out there. Ever heard of Requiem? Try it. It makes for a whole new experience.
User avatar #54 - grrphc (10/29/2014) [-]
No, I didn't. I mentioned Skyrim's graphics once. You kept arguing about it.
You blow things so out of proportion.

You making overgeneralizations saying the mods are only for aesthetic purposes show that you literally have no idea what you're talking about. Goodbye.
User avatar #56 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
Nice job deluding yourself, claim you're right by pinning your faulties at the adversary. You clearly aren't conversation material, bye.
#42 - Mods are available for people like you who can't play somethin…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
User avatar #44 - grrphc (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not a Skyrim fanboy. I don't even like Skyrim. I just know it was sure as shit better than Morrowind and I've finished both except for the plethora of "side missions" in skyrim.
You used Mods as a defense for your precious morrowind, and then once I said it it instantly became unfair game? Goes to show how "Morrowind fanboys" will pick every last straw to defend their nostalgia.
You keep implying that I don't like Morrowind because it has bad graphics and that isn't the case. I don't like it because it's a boring, linear game and probably because I played Oblivion first.
Graphics were just one of many reasons why Skyrim was better than Morrowind. The combat wasn't shit because it was hard, the combat was shit because it was clunky, slow, and got the overhaul it needed in future installments.
User avatar #46 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
I never started to discuss how mods made the game better, I play Morrowind on console, I don't feel the need to add mods, but if you nag so fucking much about the graphics then I just mentioned that you can add mods. However I think the game is good without them. So no, I'm not using mods as a defense. And I'm not a fanboy of Morrowind, Oblivion is my fave TES game, and I tried Morrowind about 3 years ago. Skyrim shit and could have been done lots better. Fallout 3 and New Vegas is better as well. All games (excluding Daggerfall and Arena cus I haven't tried them) are better than Skyrim.
User avatar #50 - grrphc (10/29/2014) [-]
>Literally just said Skyrim's graphics are better
>WELL IF YHU R GOIN 2 NAG SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT TEH GRAPHIX!!!111one11

Skyrim could have been better, and the mods definitely made it so.
Morrowind could have, and it's mods didn't.
User avatar #53 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not stupid and I don't claim that the Morrowind graphics are better than Skyrims, however I claim that the graphics doesn't fucking matter. People love Zelda Ocarine of Time but that game is old as balls and has terrible graphs. But people like it because its the game they enjoy.

You use the argument that Skyrims graphics are better so fucking much that I given to arguments back.
1. You can mod it if you are so bitchy about it but I deem it unnecesary
2. The graphics doesn't matter if the game is good or not.

Skyrims majority of mods are "breasts physics" or "sexy female models", wow. The game is so much better now.
And saying that Morrowinds mods doesn't make the game better its bullshit. Like Skyrim the mods can improve. But in my taste Morrowind doesn't need any mods to be better.
User avatar #62 - zhlandir (10/29/2014) [-]
There are a lot of nice mods out there. Ever heard of Requiem? Try it. It makes for a whole new experience.
User avatar #54 - grrphc (10/29/2014) [-]
No, I didn't. I mentioned Skyrim's graphics once. You kept arguing about it.
You blow things so out of proportion.

You making overgeneralizations saying the mods are only for aesthetic purposes show that you literally have no idea what you're talking about. Goodbye.
User avatar #56 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
Nice job deluding yourself, claim you're right by pinning your faulties at the adversary. You clearly aren't conversation material, bye.
#39 - Fast travel made Skyrim so ******* easy and borin…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Obscure Gems -1
User avatar #52 - stifflimb (10/29/2014) [-]
To be fair you can just decide not to fast travel in Skyrim, the option is there your choice to use it.
The questmarks is up to you if you wanna have them or not, uncheck the quest in the journal and the questmark goes away.

The Morrowind battle system is still pretty dumb when I can hack with a sword 10 times at a damn mudcrab and only 1 of the hits connects, it's better that you hit if you are close enough while got the right aim and attacks and the better you are leveled the more damage you do and you block when you decide to do it.

Morrowind had a more interesting leveling system, would like to see a mix of Morrowind and Skyrim leveling with perk points.

I can agree to some point that Morrowind had a more interesting main story but at the same time Skyrim got more developed side stories for the different factions for example.

And graphics do matter or we all would play games with only stick figures.

I think that an up to date Morrowind would win over Skyrim but as it's now Skyrim wins.
And I played Morrowind then Oblivion then Skyrim.
User avatar #57 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
I tried to only use carriages in Skyrim, but with the possibility of fast travel make syou think "what the heck I'll do it just one time". If you just remove it entirely than you have no excuses. And the unchecking, its pretty much impossible to complete any quest without the quest marker because the characters doesn't give you any info about where you're going or what to do, so the game counts on you using the marker. Otherwise you'd just be lost all the time.

In Morrowind they gave you directions and clear instructions on what to do. So a quest marker wasn't needed, however in Skyrim you do need one.
I had problems with combat in early level, and later I didn't. I play mage and I don't really remember if its easier to hit then, but I never had much trouble with it. i admit the problem exists, but its not as big of a problem according to me.

The leveling is shit in every TES game according to me, I don't have a favorite among the games when it comes to that.

The factions in my opinion in Skyrim suck, they are short, too easy and makes you the boss of it after 3 quests, unlike Morrowind and Oblivion when it takes a lot of time. But I suppose that is really all about opinions.

The graphics get better because we have the means to make them better, however I would play a game which lookes like shit but handles great over a game which looks great but handles terribly.

Skyrim wins in the graphics apartment, but graphics doesn't matter for me. So Morrowind beats Skyrim in pretty much every way. But again thats just imao.
User avatar #58 - stifflimb (10/29/2014) [-]
Then it's still you who chooses to use the fast travel, it's like saying Morrowind is to easy cause I knew the TGM cheat, it's up to you how to use it.
Not really, often it mentions what cave/fortress and such you need to find and you can look it up at the map going there and listen when talking to the guy who gave you the quest you are given nearly all info.

I'm more of a physical guy going close in fighting and then if you are low level with the weapon you just missed and missed when hitting annoying as hell and pretty stupid.

The factions in Skyrim at least had some decent stories to it all, and often some follow up quest after you are the master while in Morrowind it nearly always was, go kill that thing come back.

Yes and a game with good handling but poor graphics and a game with good handling and good graphics I'm more compelled to go with the one with good graphics.
User avatar #45 - thewhitezombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Morrowind had fast travel. As did Oblivion which was the top of your list. Although I did love the increased conversation options, storyline length, and number of significant factions, I have great difficulty playing older games as aged UI and simple things like lack of mounts really grates on me. although i really wish it didn't
User avatar #48 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
Morrowind had fast travel in the sense that you could pay carriages to take you around the capital cities, which made it fair and not all places had fast travel. So wandering was a must.
User avatar #51 - thewhitezombie (10/29/2014) [-]
%95 of all of the towns had some form of Fast travel, although learning how to network the Striders, Boats, and porting was a bit of a challenge. However Scrolls of mark and recall as well as those scrolls of protection actually made it easier to get around than in Skyrim honestly. You could mark right in front of a quest giver, clear the dungeon/quest and then port back even from the depths of a volcano with your hands dripping with the lifeblood of a god I'm just waiting for Skywind to be finished so I can dive back into Morrowind with a horse and a decent world map.

Also, Skyrim really fucked up Solstheim. Not going to forgive them for that easily.
User avatar #55 - lorkhan (10/29/2014) [-]
The fast travel in Morrowind was possible, but required thought and planning, and it cost money and magicka. And the recall spell was good but could only be used one way. Unlike Skyrim which you could fast travel without penalty or thought.

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