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#202 - To the people who are White Knighting TB: he has accepted what… 5 hours ago on Biscuit about to drop the... -2
#219 - No one does. I'm surprised anyone even noticed when he leapt t… 7 hours ago on Will F for thumbs 0
#301 - I wasn't responding to the rest of your post, you pedantic … 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... 0
#66 - Don't know why that guy thumbed you down, but **** … 08/19/2014 on red octobers 0
#56 - Shoes are a thing that I wear until they are literally falling…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on red octobers +4
User avatar #58 - brandinifettucine (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - spidahridah (08/19/2014) [-]
This is how people should be about shoes.
#66 - lordraine (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't know why that guy thumbed you down, but fuck that. Shoes are shoes.
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#123 - skeptical (08/19/2014) [-]
#19 - He always has, but at least he seemed self aware of it to a de… 08/19/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson +4
#56 - For someone who claims to be vegan, you sure can't help biting…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on How to make a salad +5
User avatar #57 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
So you paying for a calf to be killed is ok because of tattoo ink?

Vegan means doing your best. Not giving up and paying people to kill calves.
#79 - kevinator (08/19/2014) [-]
Why pay people when you can make it your job?
#51 - Let me explain to all of you who just arrived how this comment…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on How to make a salad +4
User avatar #62 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
We're like brothers and I love you already.
User avatar #59 - meanberry (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi I like raw meat and free thumbs. Just think I'd stop by.
User avatar #52 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
Vegetarians cause more animal cruelty than people who eat meat.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#83 - ecunt (08/20/2014) [-]
glycogen's molar mass is 666 g/mol
glycogen is literally satan
spread the word
#56 - lordraine (08/19/2014) [-]
For someone who claims to be vegan, you sure can't help biting the bait every single time.

Buzzwords don't make you right. Factually incorrect propaganda posters don't make you correct. Appeal to emotion is a fallacy for a reason. Babe wasn't real, pigs don't actually talk. You actually do need supplements to maintain a healthy diet while subsisting on no animal products, though it is possible to survive in an unhealthy state, which is exactly what you and every other vegan that do not take supplements is doing. Constructing all of your arguments out of ad hominem and strawman isn't winning you points; it just makes you look like an idiot in public.

Being a vegetarian means you abstain from consuming meat, whether through a desire to expand your tastes, to adhere to a religious doctrine, out of a sense of ethical obligation, or simply through a desire to try it and see if you can use it to lose weight or eat a little less fast food and a little more real food.

Being a vegan means you claim to not only not consume anything that contains any animal products whatsoever (which includes animal byproducts such as eggs, milk, cheese, ect), but that you make use of nothing in your day to day life that has animal products in it.

Unfortunately, this is literally impossible. Everything from toothpaste to tattoo ink to the paint on your walls is either made of an animal product or used an animal product at some point in its creation.

Unless you're sitting naked in a hut made of sticks and stucco that you made yourself and connected to the internet using a device that you created yourself to voice your opinion, you are a hypocrite. Veganism is the definition of hypocrisy. Only an idiot who is desperate to feel superior to everyone around them would live in the modern world and claim to be a vegan.

You aren't a vegan. You're a vegetarian with delusions of self-righteousness and a psychological need to feel superior to everyone else.

Fuck off you cunt.
User avatar #57 - glycogen (08/19/2014) [-]
So you paying for a calf to be killed is ok because of tattoo ink?

Vegan means doing your best. Not giving up and paying people to kill calves.
#79 - kevinator (08/19/2014) [-]
Why pay people when you can make it your job?
#9 - I used to like John Oliver, but he's just been sucking down li…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/19/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson +15
User avatar #21 - slenderwolf (08/19/2014) [-]
It's kinda hard not to take a more liberal stance when the Police are more heavily armed than the soldiers invading Iraq. If you ask me you shouldn't militarize the police, bring in some infantry, you know, some guys trained in how to use the equipment
#36 - bigghooker (08/19/2014) [-]
assault rifles and pistols cannot be considered on par with military equipment dude. The average infantry squad carries two rocket launchers(AT4) two m320 grenade launchers, two m249 SAWs(real belt fed machine guns) and multiple grenades on top of 7 assault rifles(m4). Rifles do not change the game much except for range and magazine size which in an urban environment is not all that amazing.
User avatar #38 - slenderwolf (08/19/2014) [-]
You're right, but still, bring in the pros, all these cops are gonna do is insight more violence, they're putting everyone on edge.
#44 - bigghooker (08/19/2014) [-]
being an infantryman in the army i can personally say that cops have more training on how to handle civilians and crowds.
food for thought though not everyone that puts on a uniform is going to be the ideal person for the job. in all branches of the military shit bags and terrible people slip through the cracks. But throwing every cop into the category of racist and guilty is not justified in the slightest.
User avatar #45 - slenderwolf (08/19/2014) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #26 - dammriver (08/19/2014) [-]
The police aren't more heavily armed, but they are close.

On the other side of your argument, though, the citizens of America are more heavily armed than in Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan as well.
#66 - bigghooker (08/19/2014) [-]
ill reiterate again. Military soldiers such as marines and army infantry as much more well equipped then your gun toting US citizen. I personally operate a m249 saw. buddies of mine carry m240L's. both very powerful machine guns shooting 5.56 and 7.62 very accurately. assault rifles don't have shit on those.
User avatar #27 - slenderwolf (08/19/2014) [-]
Body armor and assault rifles falls neatly into the category of heavily armed. I'm just saying, there's a lot of racism in Misery Missouri, and these guys clearly don't know what they're doing, get some marines fresh out of infantry training in here, or at least tell these guys to stop pointing the rifles at anyone just walking down the street.
#39 - bigghooker (08/19/2014) [-]
marines are trigger happy as shit. definitely not what you want in there.
#18 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
when didn't he suck liberal dick 24/7?
#19 - lordraine (08/19/2014) [-]
He always has, but at least he seemed self aware of it to a degree? He knew he was biased. He made his bias a joke.

But recently he hasn't been joking as much, and he's little more than a mouthpiece for the most radically liberal viewpoint you can have on any particular subject.

I don't think the police are innocent here, but there was no mention made of the fact that the man who was killed was a career criminal who had literally just robbed a store. John didn't mention once how absurd it is for an entire community to start rioting in the streets, breaking windows, closing down schools, and setting cars on fire because one criminal who resisted arrest got shot.

The protesters are completely out of control in their response to this, and yet he sides with them full on, because holy shit all cops are pigs and he was a noble man of color, not someone who would hold a knife to a cashier to get paper to roll his blunts.

Come the fuck on, John. You're a comedian, not a human shaped condom for a political agenda. Don't be Fox News.

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