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#67 - Wrong. Patton could have crushed the Soviets at the end of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Fact you +1
#68 - limberlarry (8 hours ago) [-]
No he really couldnt. That scenario was considered and it did not end well for the western allies. The red army was the most powerful military force on the planet, and while it soviet union would likely eventually lose a war with the western allies if it had started in 1945, it would have taken decades at least
#66 - "and thats how brexit won" Are you one of t… 8 hours ago on Fact you -3
#25 - (((STEINBERG))) 06/24/2016 on Journalist Tries To Buy... +3
#27 - It also says to pay no heed to Jewish fables. But of …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/24/2016 on The bible is bad for you. +7
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#419 - popeflatus (06/25/2016) [-]
Ss ignore the Noah's Ark Story? We know for a fact that that story is a myth.
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#182 - testaburger (06/24/2016) [-]
Such as Genesis?
#400 - showzilla (06/24/2016) [-]
Ironically, yes. It's not a literal telling of creation (unless your using the super cryptic original words, at which point your pulling a Georges LemaƮtre), more of an "idiot goat farmers guide to the universe".
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#420 - popeflatus (06/25/2016) [-]
Then why do the lineages of Jesus in the Gospels go all the way back to characters in Genesis?
#430 - showzilla (06/25/2016) [-]
I said the creation story is not a literal recounting, the characters that come after the universe came into being are a bit different.
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#431 - popeflatus (06/25/2016) [-]
How can you say if it's literal, non-literal or fiction? The lineages of Jesus recounted in the Gospels go all the way back to Adam, a character that appears in the first book- a fictitious story.
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#409 - testaburger (06/25/2016) [-]
But the whole point of Jesus was to undo what happened in Genesis.
So if that's a fable, what's Jesus doing?
#411 - showzilla (06/25/2016) [-]
Genesis is the book that goes into the creation tale and early human history. Jesus came to rectify the issues with human interpretation of God's law (the ten commandments) by rewriting them into a less rules lawyer abusable version as well as telling peeps to chill the fuck out.
#26 - "Jesus was a Jew" "this makes Christia… 06/24/2016 on The bible is bad for you. +52
#18 - Are they finally seriously producing the anime for this?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2016 on Best Principal ever 0
#19 - goldendarknessx (06/24/2016) [-]
The anime has been around since 2014
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#31 - saltyfries (06/24/2016) [-]
never mind, found it Scatman skibabopbadopbop Official Video HD Scatman John
#30 - saltyfries (06/24/2016) [-]
excuse me for dorkout moment, but i need that song, because my brother has been annoying me and my mom with that for a year...
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#136 - First of all, anyone who cares that much about it is too mater… 06/24/2016 on Sometimes I can't... +5
#17 - Hey Bongs, I heard the EU said you'd never leave because you n…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2016 on SJW content: Dear Britbongs... +6
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#26 - backupclover (06/23/2016) [-]
Voted leave, fuck Europeans.
#159 - He's an unapolegetic shill for Communism. You're not going to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2016 on Constitutional Dissonance +1
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#167 - lgninjaleetful (06/24/2016) [-]
no need to thumb him down brah
#10 - That's only really a Tumblr problem because no one on Tumblr w… 06/23/2016 on Gamers -1