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#61 - Urticaria (sometimes called hives) is an itchy rash caused by … 4 hours ago on Spring 0
#208 - Not yet, but Putin is an ambitious man. 4 hours ago on Robert House 0
#12 - Picture 17 hours ago on A wallpaper for the master... +1
#5 - Try being allergic to mother ******* heat! I …  [+] (7 new replies) 17 hours ago on Spring +3
User avatar #32 - ehzio (6 hours ago) [-]
how exactly are you allergic to heat....I mean your own body produce heat unless you're a reptile..

Perhaps you're very sensitive to heat?
User avatar #24 - bloodyspy (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a sister with cold allergy.
We live in Norway.
#13 - prancingkid (9 hours ago) [-]
How...are you...
...

How are you allergic to...heat?
#61 - lordlolland (4 hours ago) [-]
Urticaria (sometimes called hives) is an itchy rash caused by tiny amounts of fluid that leak from blood vessels just under the skin surface.
A trigger causes cells in the skin to release chemicals such as histamine. The chemicals cause fluid to leak from tiny blood vessels under the skin surface. The fluid pools to form weals. The chemicals also cause the blood vessels to open wide (dilate) which causes the flare around the weals.
The trigger can be a variety of things, most commonly as a symptom of food or medicine allergies, but in rare cases it can be caused by sensitivity to heat or cold.

And with me being a tad overweight and born with a weak heart, controlling my body temperature is bloody hard so June and July is usually spend sitting down close to a fan or an air-conditioning unit.
Also, the pic isn't me, I lifted it off a british patient info site
User avatar #28 - kevinator (7 hours ago) [-]
my cousin's sister in law is allergic to the sun, just imagine the fucking pain of summer.
User avatar #10 - slobiscuit (10 hours ago) [-]
lets move in together then...
User avatar #58 - proudbrony (4 hours ago) [-]
OH WOW SO S#MOOth
#4 - A guy named Rasmus Pedersen Or Petersen, I am not sure …  [+] (6 new replies) 17 hours ago on Something’s Wrong +11
#10 - freddyhollensen (12 hours ago) [-]
#8 - hazelnutqt (12 hours ago) [-]
*danish pride swells*
#7 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
DENMAAAAAAARK!
User avatar #5 - YllekNayr (16 hours ago) [-]
German is your native language?
User avatar #9 - zhank (12 hours ago) [-]
"Lordlolland"

Lolland is the fourth largest island of Denmark. This is probably also his home country.

Afklar dig med det
#6 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
Or Swedish? Or Norwegian?
#19 - Ikke skændes, I er brødre.  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Home of the vikings +1
#42 - nationalanthem (11 hours ago) [-]
absolutt ikke!
#11 - It was a matter of looks, not of OS. 18 hours ago on A wallpaper for the master... +1
#10 - Honestly, the Windows 8 logo looks much cooler in black/white …  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on A wallpaper for the master... 0
#13 - mranldestroyer (17 hours ago) [-]
windows 95/98/2000 is the best logo
#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Creepy +57
User avatar #13 - madzombiie (18 hours ago) [-]
Fridge
#7 - blkarcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Yes, this show this show is the shit, thumb for you
#4 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
I fucking hate that show.
#17 - willindor (15 hours ago) [-]
Loyalist piece of shit
#54 - dinocaster (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #85 - chimpaflimp (3 hours ago) [-]
Quit spamming that fucking GIF everywhere; it counts as spam you dumb niggershit.
#10 - amusingusername (19 hours ago) [-]
Well the show hates you too.
#31 - No, no, no, this is only the prelude. In a few months the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Robert House +1
#205 - sharklazers (9 hours ago) [-]
Belgium and russia aren't bordering countries
User avatar #208 - lordlolland (4 hours ago) [-]
Not yet, but Putin is an ambitious man.

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#62 - saltyfries ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordlolland (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, I am glad to know I am not the only one finding it funny.

Actually had to fire up the game and recreate the scene because I was unhappy with my manual recolouring of the image.
User avatar #64 to #63 - saltyfries ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
makes me wanna fire it up on my PC, I love playing as France, Russia, and Yuri. My favorite maps are City Under Siege, May Day, No Rest for the Wicked, and Ocean Side. All of them have oil derricks ;D
User avatar #61 - abstractpink (03/26/2014) [-]
hi
im danzeebass
danzeebass account is pepsi
User avatar #60 - thenightshade (02/19/2014) [-]
*sniff sniff* u smel reel gud
User avatar #55 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
ip adresses doesnt actually exist on Lolland

actually internet doesnt exist on lolland

you dont exist

User avatar #56 to #55 - lordlolland (02/19/2014) [-]
We use carrier pigeons to contact people with internet on Sjælland, they then conduct our internet business for us.
Those pigeons are numbered, its called an Internet Pigeon number, or IP for short.
User avatar #57 to #56 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]


so that's why there's so many ******* pigeons in KBH, you sneaky *****
User avatar #58 to #57 - lordlolland (02/19/2014) [-]
Yep, the speckled one that nearly shat on you the other day was the one carrying the message that Admin de-modded me.
User avatar #59 to #58 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
wel fuk u then
User avatar #52 - admin (02/17/2014) [-]
in your world ip addresses don't exist
User avatar #53 to #52 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
On your ip address, the world don't exist.
User avatar #48 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
teech me ur land
User avatar #49 to #48 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
how i speek u land
User avatar #51 to #50 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
I can't teach you Lollandic, it has to be in your heart... And in your liver since so many of us Lolliks are drunks.
#47 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
User avatar #44 - sonicschall ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Why is your name golden?
User avatar #45 to #44 - lordlolland (02/16/2014) [-]
More sexual favours than you can possibly imagine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sonicschall ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh.

Okay.
User avatar #42 - mranldestroyer (11/25/2013) [-]
u secksi beast
User avatar #35 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
i will ******* smash your head in you danish ******
User avatar #37 to #35 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Nåååh, er den lille svenskerneger blevet sur?

Sut en pølse, men pas på den ikke er svinekød det ville dine muslimske herskere ikke kunne lide.
User avatar #39 to #37 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
kan du ge dig fan på din tjocka jävla neger med grövre talfel, om du inte drar åt helvete nu och inte lär dej att prata svenska så kommer jag att köra upp min fot i ditt anus så förbannat jävla långt att du kan känna smaken utav hundskiten jag trampade i häromveckan
User avatar #40 to #39 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror der er noget i vejen med dit tastatur ellers er dit Dansk bare frygteligt.
User avatar #41 to #40 - garaichu (10/28/2013) [-]
Og her sitter jeg og snakker norsk...
User avatar #28 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Lord Lolland..

srsly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lordlolland (10/15/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #30 to #29 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Because Lolland.
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordlolland (10/15/2013) [-]
You got something against my home island?
User avatar #32 to #31 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
It's connected to Djævleøen. Nothing personal, just Jutland stuff
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordlolland (10/15/2013) [-]
Vrøvl, lige meget hvordan du vender og drejer det så er der 2 øer mellem Lolland og Sjælland.
User avatar #34 to #33 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Det er tæt nok på til at være Djævleøens yngel
#24 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself feget
i hope you die
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordlolland (08/29/2013) [-]
And a good day to you too, to what do I owe this pleasure?
User avatar #16 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Du bor på Falster ikke?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lordlolland (08/19/2013) [-]
Hva da?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Noget siger mig bare at du er fra Fastr
User avatar #19 to #18 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
*falster
User avatar #20 to #19 - lordlolland (08/19/2013) [-]
Jeg er fra Lolland, men bor på Falster
User avatar #21 to #20 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Nå..
User avatar #22 to #21 - lordlolland (08/19/2013) [-]
Hva er den a'? Er man skuffet over min reaktion på joken?
User avatar #23 to #22 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Yup
#12 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - lordlolland (08/06/2013) [-]
Do I know you?
#14 to #13 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordlolland (08/06/2013) [-]
I så fald, pænt goddag til dig.
#36 to #15 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
hållkäft, danskjävel
User avatar #38 to #36 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror du er en smule mopset, kunne jeg friste med en øl?
Nåh nej, det må du ikke for muslimerne.
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