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|#22 - If he committed suicide, it would end there, no further reperc… [+] (2 new replies)||20 hours ago on Facts||+14|
#68 - baaltomekk (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah Sippenhaft was not a nice thing, but when it was used, the family was deported to a concentration camp and made to work there. They normaly didn't kill the family.
But there was also something called Blutrache (blood revenge). The only time it was considered was when the assassination attempt on the 20. July 1944 failed. Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg tried to assassinate Hitler by placing a bomb in a meeting room where they were discussing how to react to the landing in the normandy. He placed his briefcase with the bomb about 2 meters away from hitler next to a heavy table (which, most likely, is responsible for hitles surviving this). Then he left the room pretending he had to call someone. The bomb detonated, but only killed 5 people in the room, while hitler and 19 others survived. He was later executed.
The nazi regime considered Blutrache on him in the aftermath, which would have meant whiping out his whole family as well as every person in the third reich with the same last name as him, whiping out the name completely.
In the end, they instead used Sippenhaft on his family, deporting his wife to a concentration camp and bringing his children into orphanages, changing their last names to "Meister".
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|#30 - Reminded me of this.||11/22/2014 on Why we watch mythbusters||+4|
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|#5 - Why would anyone make a system powered by a PS/2 port? It … [+] (2 new replies)||11/22/2014 on Infinite keyboard||+7|
|#4 - But on the plus side, you could properly make a few extra buck… [+] (22 new replies)||11/22/2014 on Infinite keyboard||+21|
#6 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
My website is Bogalusa.tk I offer all my repairs for under $50. In a high density black state, everyone is looking for a deal. Sense I am almost $200 under my nearest competitor, and that competitor being 65 miles away, everyone comes to me. They all love me and look at me as some computer tech god. What I really do 95% of the day is change the time on their computers so they can access most modern websites (HTTPS) and I install java/flash player or I install google Chrome and then relable it to look like Internet explorer. I then usually install MalwareBytes and remove 1200+ god damn viruses from EVERY computer that comes in. These people are a great kind of stupid. I just opened here, like maybe two weeks ago, and already have made 12 times what I pay for rent being open a total of 7 days. So I guess, if it pays the bills I can play computer god, sure.
#38 - pokemonstheshiz (11/22/2014) [-]
Even as a computer literate person, that kind of pricing would bring me in. My charger port got knocked loose and as I hadn't taken apart a computer before I looked to see what a professional would charge. It was like $150+ just for the labor. I bought the part myself for like $10, looked up screw locations on the internet, and did it in like 45 minutes.
#42 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. If I can do it in 15 minuets or less it is free. If I can do it in 30 minuets it is usually 15$. Anything I don't have to order the parts for is usually $30 or less. Like reinstalling windows, and installing the drivers and an anti-virus and Chrome I only charge $25 for. I think my low prices is how I got so much money in, in just 7 days lmao
#47 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Every person these days has a phone or computer, or a household appliance. Or something electric. If it plugs in, I can fix it. So being the only place for 65 miles, and having the best prices period. It is very challenging for me to exaust supply. I currently have two employees besides myself. One is a custodian, the other a cashier and is learning to do what I do and is learning to evaluate computer repair prices, so he can run the shop while im out. So really, I alone do most of the work, I just employed these guys cause we are either friend or family and I knew they needed money. Spread the wealth, etc. etc. I would say 25% of all my repairs are free, like people come in with something so simple I just do it for free. Word of mouth is my biggest ally. Those people who get free repairs spread the word like mad, some are business owners some are preachers etc. so they have whole waves of people coming to me. Rent in my location, in the mall, only costs $100 a month because I offer free computer repairs to mall occupants so the landlord cut me a huge deal. Life is good, and as long as I can help some broke hood momma just trying to get her work computer fixed so she can feed her kids, I don't care if I ever make a profit. I am just doing this to help pay for law school.
#26 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
its not just the blacks that are computer illiterate, my boss recently found out that im well rounded with computers and now he has me fix ANY problem he has. and every thing that isnt a cell phone is called a computer (monitor, mouse, printer, ect.)
>computer wont turn on! (push laptop ALL the way onto the docking station)
>emails wont work im not connected to the internet (have him log into outlook)
>Hey hook this computer up to the internet
>Sorry i cant, you dont have a wifi antenna or a cord log enough
>what do you mean? i dont understand!
>You dont have the hardware to connect to the internet from this distance.
>Why cant you just connect it to the wifi?
#28 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
I know it isn't just blacks, I was just refrencing my area. I am locaded in the mutha' fuckin' hood ghetto. Like shit they rap about on 2PAC albums. But, because I am cheap and work my prices for people based on what I know they can afford, the whole hood loves me. I am a 6 foot 7 350 lb ultra-hyper white nerd. The guy that would typically be robbed (and raped?) in this area. But everyone loves me, because I often do free repairs because I know people simply cant afford it, and because of this several high ranking gang members have put the word out I am a VIP protected business. So when I walk down the street, or even shortcut through alleys I don't get mugged. One time my laptop was stolen and this thug who's mothers computer I fixed for free dragged in a guy with my laptop in tow and made him apologize for taking it, then asked me if I wanted his hands broken (I am a nice nerdy faggot) so I declined. But jesus fuck my point is black people may be computer illiterate, but god damn are they loyal people who treat computer repair like a gift from the heavens, and they will kill for there iphone to be fixed.
#45 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
I am about to be hiring again in February.. But it is less then you are worth I am sure. I am looking for people who have literally nothing going on in the day. I also, currently, pay below minimum due to the nature of my business. So I really only employ people who ride with me and are fine working for $5 an hour, plus free lunch and a free ride. The work honestly totals out to 4 hours of ACTUALLY doing something, and the rest is just waiting for shit to install or uninstall and watching movies or playing PS4 in the mean time.
#54 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, but hey if you will PM me your number, if I am ever bogged down and can't get a PC out in time, I will drop it off with you and let you handle it and I'll pay you full pay for it. As well as if I get in the position to pay a good salary, I will call you. And if you can't for some reason fix your own computer because you dont have the tools or just dont have time, I got you covered for free. Just get my contact info from my webpage (above) and when you get in touch mention your a fj bro and I got you.
#29 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
"what's up neighborhood nerd, I got a laptop that needs fixin'"
"What's good lil' nigga"
"Nigga nigga nigga *incoherent garble* nigga nigga *smiles and "daps" my hand*
#51 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah they really aren't all bad. They are a culture derived on the ideals of money, respect and loyalty. Which modern white society is just Money and respect. At least niggas pledge loyalty in return. Good guys most of them, and the ones who aren't, they get outcast by the greater nigga society, they are called out publicly for there wrong doings and either physically harmed or they flee the area.
#16 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Good for you; great cash for simple fixes for stupid people.
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#37 - hellomynameisbill (11/20/2014) [-]
themed art at the least, but the reason of which most fan art is disregarded is because it lacks substance due to it mostly being copied off of other artforms. fan art of literary content is basically just a visual depiction. An emulation so to speak. Thus more respective as its own artform and faming to renaissance painters.