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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/21/2012
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:Lolland
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Content Ranking:#1255
Comment Ranking:#137
Highest Content Rank:#148
Highest Comment Rank:#137
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Level 224 Content: Mind Blower → Level 225 Content: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:5167
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#10 - What part of "MEXICO IS GONNA PAY FOR IT" don't you …  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on THE WALL +1
#12 - havepity (1 hour ago) [-]
Mexico buys extremely much from the US though, tariffs and stuff like that could easily make mexico turn overseas for its imports loosing the United States a lot of money.

The US buys its finished goods from Asia not Mexico, but US industries buys a lot of its raw materials from Mexico and exports finished goods back.
Tariffs on raw material imports would raise the costs of production.
#22 - Hes ginger, so maybe some diversity quotas?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Garbage Gear +1
#28 - anon (38 minutes ago) [-]
I've met him it whine knows is why he gets work he fucking cunt only another cunt would consider him
#10 - Thats the opening of Beowulf. This is the song of Ho… 3 hours ago on hogwarts +6
#9 - >Write something on FB that insults a group of people &…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on /b/ is Patriotic +2
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#10 - alarubra (19 hours ago) [-]
Go somewhere that's supposed to be anonymous, hoping to speak an unpopular opinion without it coming back on your life. Sperglords track you down and fuck with you.

Make a lighthearted troll on 4chan. Sperglords track you down and fuck with you.

Say something with your personal identity attached, knowing full well you're attaching this to your personal identity. Sperglords fuck with you.

These three situations are only comparable because all the people fucking with you are butthurt fucking losers. An anonymous forum should be exactly that, anonymous.
User avatar
#29 - forsakensaint (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah? So it was literally his own fucking fault of GOING to 4chan to begin with. Dude was 100% moron, and too stupid to even cover his tracks. Now he might learn to not be those things.
#18 - coolpeoplearecool (16 hours ago) [-]
Protecting your anonymity is YOUR responsibility. Not anyone elses.
Use a proxy and don't upload pictures of yourself, also remember to remove exifs
User avatar
#17 - dassasofunny (16 hours ago) [-]
The guy was trying to start trouble. It wasn't just an unpopular opinion, it was a guy burning the "Amerikkkan" flag, and showing blatant disrespect to complete strangers on a site known for punishing faggots like him. It's not like they made his credit card info public on /b/. All they did is give him a terrible scare.
#7 - Listen bub, if you go insult hundreds of people on facebook, w…  [+] (6 new replies) 20 hours ago on /b/ is Patriotic +2
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#8 - alarubra (20 hours ago) [-]
It's nowhere near the same thing. Quit being retarded, please.
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#9 - lordlolland (20 hours ago) [-]
>Write something on FB that insults a group of people
>Group has easy access to your name, friends, address and other stuff
>Group writes mean things and perhaps send you some threats

>Write something on 4chan that insults a group of people
>Group finds your name, friends, address and other stuff with a bit of work
>Group writes mean things and perhaps send you some threats
>Also, unwanted bibles and pizza.

You're the one being retarded
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#10 - alarubra (19 hours ago) [-]
Go somewhere that's supposed to be anonymous, hoping to speak an unpopular opinion without it coming back on your life. Sperglords track you down and fuck with you.

Make a lighthearted troll on 4chan. Sperglords track you down and fuck with you.

Say something with your personal identity attached, knowing full well you're attaching this to your personal identity. Sperglords fuck with you.

These three situations are only comparable because all the people fucking with you are butthurt fucking losers. An anonymous forum should be exactly that, anonymous.
User avatar
#29 - forsakensaint (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah? So it was literally his own fucking fault of GOING to 4chan to begin with. Dude was 100% moron, and too stupid to even cover his tracks. Now he might learn to not be those things.
#18 - coolpeoplearecool (16 hours ago) [-]
Protecting your anonymity is YOUR responsibility. Not anyone elses.
Use a proxy and don't upload pictures of yourself, also remember to remove exifs
User avatar
#17 - dassasofunny (16 hours ago) [-]
The guy was trying to start trouble. It wasn't just an unpopular opinion, it was a guy burning the "Amerikkkan" flag, and showing blatant disrespect to complete strangers on a site known for punishing faggots like him. It's not like they made his credit card info public on /b/. All they did is give him a terrible scare.
#5 - I'm against doxing in general. But when you go on 4chan an…  [+] (8 new replies) 20 hours ago on /b/ is Patriotic +4
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#6 - alarubra (20 hours ago) [-]
No, you don't. These fucking children need to get on with their lives.
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#7 - lordlolland (20 hours ago) [-]
Listen bub, if you go insult hundreds of people on facebook, with your personal information readily available, you are gonna get people writing mean things to you. Being doxxed is the same fucking thing, exept you might learn something about cybersecurity while you are at it... And get some unwanted pizzas delivered.
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#8 - alarubra (20 hours ago) [-]
It's nowhere near the same thing. Quit being retarded, please.
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#9 - lordlolland (20 hours ago) [-]
>Write something on FB that insults a group of people
>Group has easy access to your name, friends, address and other stuff
>Group writes mean things and perhaps send you some threats

>Write something on 4chan that insults a group of people
>Group finds your name, friends, address and other stuff with a bit of work
>Group writes mean things and perhaps send you some threats
>Also, unwanted bibles and pizza.

You're the one being retarded
User avatar
#10 - alarubra (19 hours ago) [-]
Go somewhere that's supposed to be anonymous, hoping to speak an unpopular opinion without it coming back on your life. Sperglords track you down and fuck with you.

Make a lighthearted troll on 4chan. Sperglords track you down and fuck with you.

Say something with your personal identity attached, knowing full well you're attaching this to your personal identity. Sperglords fuck with you.

These three situations are only comparable because all the people fucking with you are butthurt fucking losers. An anonymous forum should be exactly that, anonymous.
User avatar
#29 - forsakensaint (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah? So it was literally his own fucking fault of GOING to 4chan to begin with. Dude was 100% moron, and too stupid to even cover his tracks. Now he might learn to not be those things.
#18 - coolpeoplearecool (16 hours ago) [-]
Protecting your anonymity is YOUR responsibility. Not anyone elses.
Use a proxy and don't upload pictures of yourself, also remember to remove exifs
User avatar
#17 - dassasofunny (16 hours ago) [-]
The guy was trying to start trouble. It wasn't just an unpopular opinion, it was a guy burning the "Amerikkkan" flag, and showing blatant disrespect to complete strangers on a site known for punishing faggots like him. It's not like they made his credit card info public on /b/. All they did is give him a terrible scare.
#1 - >i forget what this guy's name is but i've always enjoyed t… 05/30/2016 on pathetic venting incoming 0
#3 - Its real, look up tilt-shift photography 05/29/2016 on camera effects. has science... 0
#863 - **lordlolland used "*roll picture*"** **lordlolland rolled … 05/29/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality 0
#2 - Its about 2/3s through the article that they mention… 05/29/2016 on I need help finding an article +2
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#129 - ledd (03/26/2016) [-]
The **** is with Denmark and FJ? Ive met like 8 Danes here on FJ and only 1 person from my country despite it being about 6 times larger..

Anyway sup, Im just some random fag who saw your comment.
#130 to #129 - lordlolland (03/26/2016) [-]
Don't know... Maybe we are just vocal in inverse proportion to our population size, like how small dogs bark at everything.
#117 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot, please for the love of god, keep your cringeworthy retarded comments to yourself in the future.
#118 to #117 - lordlolland (11/22/2015) [-]
You sound MuhamMAD
#119 to #118 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
Wasn't my message clear enough? Stop ******* posting already you fat cringeworthy ****.
#120 to #119 - lordlolland (11/22/2015) [-]
Make me
#121 to #120 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
Sir, that picture is **** and i can as a swede take legal actions against you.
#122 to #121 - lordlolland (11/22/2015) [-]
Why can't you be more tolerant towards my culture? Just do as you do with muslims and *******; give me money and leave me alone.
#123 to #122 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
I already go there for like two times a year to buy liquer.
#124 to #123 - lordlolland (11/22/2015) [-]
You can't do that, alcohol offends your Muslim overlords.
#125 to #124 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
Well, i tried to ask my imam if it was halal but he was too busy ******* goats and fondling little boys on the balls so i just asked allah myself but he didnt answer so i took the initiative with my own hands.
#115 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#116 to #115 - lordlolland (09/10/2015) [-]
Good choice and fast delivery.
Thanks.
#107 - mvtjets (03/09/2015) [-]
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#99 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
slut as bitch
#100 to #99 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
No thank you, I am not into people with Tourettes.
#101 to #100 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
**** you jew
#102 to #101 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
I will still not have intercourse with you, Jew or not.
#103 to #102 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
shut up ****** ur mom is gay
#104 to #103 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
Now we are up to 7 words in one comment, one of the words even has 2 syllables!
You sure are improving fast!

For the next one I want you to aim for at least 8 words, including one adverb and a verb with a minimum of 3 syllables.
#105 to #104 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
Dear lordlolland,

I love you so much.

Yours truly - forever and always,

Bee
#95 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
i see what u did
#96 to #95 - lordlolland (11/18/2014) [-]
And I did what you saw?
#97 to #96 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
You didnt have to do it sonny.
#93 - clavatninenine (09/05/2014) [-]
lol the butthurt coming off of you is permeable.
#94 to #93 - lordlolland (09/05/2014) [-]
#89 - breadposter (06/21/2014) [-]
#90 to #89 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Danish sour-dough rye bread is best bread.
#87 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#88 to #87 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I am baked?