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lordlolland

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/21/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Lolland
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#10 - I have a feeling that when we get a Hitler of our time, he won… 03/04/2015 on The Compressor +1
#4 - That is what you think. 03/03/2015 on Wow what a fact +19
#7 - At least we might get to put away WBC members for manslaughter. 03/02/2015 on Don't piss off trekkies. +1
#5 - Not everyone has tubs Mr. Rockefeller. 03/02/2015 on Proof that Admin has a Family 0
#26 - Yeah but you wouldn't release her. 03/02/2015 on The vikings were raven mad +5
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 1 +2
User avatar #10 - iamnuff (03/01/2015) [-]
blowjob?

I guess It could be that, but i always assumed it was just sex in a corner.

her legs are spread, he's standing between them.

it's really not that complicated,
#11 - The difference is that the US doesn't occupy Northern Ireland.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Queen Badass -1
#25 - anonexplains (03/01/2015) [-]
Northern Ireland wasn't occupied. It gladly stayed part of Britain, the rest of Ireland not including Ulster (Even then Cavan and Donegal seceding) gained independence.

Read up on it. No one occupied Northern Ireland, British troops were there long before it came a state.
#45 - So, Canadian? 03/01/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1 +12
#153 - Finger And Insurance Loser 1 or FAIL-1 for short 03/01/2015 on Name my gun 0
#16 - Don't be stupid, be a smartie; Come and join the Nazi Party! 02/28/2015 on Oh daym +3

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#99 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
slut as bitch
User avatar #100 to #99 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
No thank you, I am not into people with Tourettes.
User avatar #102 to #101 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
I will still not have intercourse with you, Jew or not.
#103 to #102 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
shut up ****** ur mom is gay
User avatar #104 to #103 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
Now we are up to 7 words in one comment, one of the words even has 2 syllables!
You sure are improving fast!

For the next one I want you to aim for at least 8 words, including one adverb and a verb with a minimum of 3 syllables.
#105 to #104 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
Dear lordlolland,

I love you so much.

Yours truly - forever and always,

Bee
User avatar #95 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
i see what u did
User avatar #96 to #95 - lordlolland (11/18/2014) [-]
And I did what you saw?
User avatar #97 to #96 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
You didnt have to do it sonny.
User avatar #93 - clavatninenine (09/05/2014) [-]
lol the butthurt coming off of you is permeable.
#90 to #89 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Danish sour-dough rye bread is best bread.
User avatar #88 to #87 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I am baked?
User avatar #80 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
ur gey
User avatar #82 to #80 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Is it some kind of sport to randomly post insults on profile?
Because if so, that was at most a 3.8 in creativity, but the bad spelling earns you a 7.0 technical score.
#83 to #82 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
It wasn't an insult, I like you. I was just clearly stating that you're gay.

User avatar #72 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I HATE YOU


YOU ARE A FAGGOT ****** **** **** **** YOU"RE ASS



I WILL **** YOU'RE ASSE TODAY LIKE SANTA KLAUS
User avatar #73 to #72 - lordlolland (06/20/2014) [-]
What have I done to offend now?
Or is it just in general?
User avatar #74 to #73 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
YOUR FACE

FIX IT
User avatar #75 to #74 - lordlolland (06/20/2014) [-]
On a picture of my face, please mark the offending parts with red circles and I shall look into it.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lordlolland (06/20/2014) [-]
I am afraid you have me confused with my old friend and arch-nemesis ********** .
User avatar #78 to #77 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I haven't confused **** .

You're dead to me.
User avatar #71 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #65 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
hey faggot, want your danish skull kicked in? then stop disrespecting moder svea you godamn inbred ********
User avatar #66 to #65 - lordlolland (06/07/2014) [-]
Go suck a black Muslim cock, shouldn't be too hard to find in Sweden Sultanate of New Somalia.
User avatar #67 to #66 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
lol i am goint to danepiss just this monday to buy cheap SWEDISH beer, and while im at it i will also **** on your streets and smash the teeth out of ******** children with a brännbollträ, if you know what that is you filthy ******* danish subhuman piece of **** . and then im going to lolland and look for the weakest most spineless piece of **** i find (which are practically all ********* ) and kick his ******* ass because thats probably you, you danish ************* nonswedish scum.




kill yourself
User avatar #79 to #67 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
>swedish beer

We have water too, and it's free
User avatar #68 to #67 - lordlolland (06/07/2014) [-]
You have a lot of bottled up anger, properly because you aren't you allowed to drink beer or eat pork or stand up pissing...
Must be awful living in a state run by racemixers, Muslims and feminists.
User avatar #69 to #68 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
well i dont live in ******** like yourself so i dont really have to deal with that you inbred ********
User avatar #70 to #69 - lordlolland (06/07/2014) [-]
Du er så nuttet når du er vred.
#62 - saltyfries ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordlolland (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, I am glad to know I am not the only one finding it funny.

Actually had to fire up the game and recreate the scene because I was unhappy with my manual recolouring of the image.
User avatar #64 to #63 - saltyfries ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
makes me wanna fire it up on my PC, I love playing as France, Russia, and Yuri. My favorite maps are City Under Siege, May Day, No Rest for the Wicked, and Ocean Side. All of them have oil derricks ;D
User avatar #61 - abstractpink (03/26/2014) [-]
hi
im danzeebass
danzeebass account is pepsi
User avatar #60 - thenightshade (02/19/2014) [-]
*sniff sniff* u smel reel gud
User avatar #55 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
ip adresses doesnt actually exist on Lolland

actually internet doesnt exist on lolland

you dont exist

User avatar #56 to #55 - lordlolland (02/19/2014) [-]
We use carrier pigeons to contact people with internet on Sjælland, they then conduct our internet business for us.
Those pigeons are numbered, its called an Internet Pigeon number, or IP for short.
User avatar #57 to #56 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]


so that's why there's so many ******* pigeons in KBH, you sneaky *****
User avatar #58 to #57 - lordlolland (02/19/2014) [-]
Yep, the speckled one that nearly shat on you the other day was the one carrying the message that Admin de-modded me.
User avatar #59 to #58 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
wel fuk u then
User avatar #48 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
teech me ur land
User avatar #49 to #48 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
how i speek u land
User avatar #51 to #50 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
I can't teach you Lollandic, it has to be in your heart... And in your liver since so many of us Lolliks are drunks.
#47 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
User avatar #44 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Why is your name golden?
User avatar #45 to #44 - lordlolland (02/16/2014) [-]
More sexual favours than you can possibly imagine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh.

Okay.
User avatar #42 - mranldestroyer (11/25/2013) [-]
u secksi beast
User avatar #35 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
i will ******* smash your head in you danish faggot
User avatar #37 to #35 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Nåååh, er den lille svenskerneger blevet sur?

Sut en pølse, men pas på den ikke er svinekød det ville dine muslimske herskere ikke kunne lide.
User avatar #39 to #37 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
kan du ge dig fan på din tjocka jävla neger med grövre talfel, om du inte drar åt helvete nu och inte lär dej att prata svenska så kommer jag att köra upp min fot i ditt anus så förbannat jävla långt att du kan känna smaken utav hundskiten jag trampade i häromveckan
User avatar #40 to #39 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror der er noget i vejen med dit tastatur ellers er dit Dansk bare frygteligt.
User avatar #41 to #40 - garaichu (10/28/2013) [-]
Og her sitter jeg og snakker norsk...
User avatar #28 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Lord Lolland..

srsly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lordlolland (10/15/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #30 to #29 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Because Lolland.
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordlolland (10/15/2013) [-]
You got something against my home island?
User avatar #32 to #31 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
It's connected to Djævleøen. Nothing personal, just Jutland stuff
User avatar #81 to #32 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
soop stahp
User avatar #86 to #81 - soopfox (06/21/2014) [-]
Waaaaht?
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordlolland (10/15/2013) [-]
Vrøvl, lige meget hvordan du vender og drejer det så er der 2 øer mellem Lolland og Sjælland.
User avatar #34 to #33 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Det er tæt nok på til at være Djævleøens yngel
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