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#22 - If he committed suicide, it would end there, no further reperc…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Facts +14
User avatar #68 - baaltomekk (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah Sippenhaft was not a nice thing, but when it was used, the family was deported to a concentration camp and made to work there. They normaly didn't kill the family.
But there was also something called Blutrache (blood revenge). The only time it was considered was when the assassination attempt on the 20. July 1944 failed. Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg tried to assassinate Hitler by placing a bomb in a meeting room where they were discussing how to react to the landing in the normandy. He placed his briefcase with the bomb about 2 meters away from hitler next to a heavy table (which, most likely, is responsible for hitles surviving this). Then he left the room pretending he had to call someone. The bomb detonated, but only killed 5 people in the room, while hitler and 19 others survived. He was later executed.
The nazi regime considered Blutrache on him in the aftermath, which would have meant whiping out his whole family as well as every person in the third reich with the same last name as him, whiping out the name completely.
In the end, they instead used Sippenhaft on his family, deporting his wife to a concentration camp and bringing his children into orphanages, changing their last names to "Meister".
User avatar #23 - gigaidan (20 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, kind stranger, for validating my point and diminishing my ignorance in history. Have a thumb.
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on John Lennon's Home 0
User avatar #38 - burningsmurfs (20 hours ago) [-]
I was hoping that would have been funny but ......maybe it was just way way too dry for me.
#30 - Reminded me of this. 11/22/2014 on Why we watch mythbusters +4
#17 - Picture 11/22/2014 on but what about my male... +1
#5 - Why would anyone make a system powered by a PS/2 port? It …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Infinite keyboard +7
User avatar #12 - thenewnuggubler (11/22/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no clue, it was while he was still IT in the navy
User avatar #7 - GmCity (11/22/2014) [-]
Mainly components made in china came like that, I've had several parts and even a small motherboard that had a PS/2 connection on the end of a transformer.
#4 - But on the plus side, you could properly make a few extra buck…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Infinite keyboard +21
User avatar #6 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
My website is Bogalusa.tk I offer all my repairs for under $50. In a high density black state, everyone is looking for a deal. Sense I am almost $200 under my nearest competitor, and that competitor being 65 miles away, everyone comes to me. They all love me and look at me as some computer tech god. What I really do 95% of the day is change the time on their computers so they can access most modern websites (HTTPS) and I install java/flash player or I install google Chrome and then relable it to look like Internet explorer. I then usually install MalwareBytes and remove 1200+ god damn viruses from EVERY computer that comes in. These people are a great kind of stupid. I just opened here, like maybe two weeks ago, and already have made 12 times what I pay for rent being open a total of 7 days. So I guess, if it pays the bills I can play computer god, sure.
User avatar #38 - pokemonstheshiz (11/22/2014) [-]
Even as a computer literate person, that kind of pricing would bring me in. My charger port got knocked loose and as I hadn't taken apart a computer before I looked to see what a professional would charge. It was like $150+ just for the labor. I bought the part myself for like $10, looked up screw locations on the internet, and did it in like 45 minutes.
User avatar #42 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. If I can do it in 15 minuets or less it is free. If I can do it in 30 minuets it is usually 15$. Anything I don't have to order the parts for is usually $30 or less. Like reinstalling windows, and installing the drivers and an anti-virus and Chrome I only charge $25 for. I think my low prices is how I got so much money in, in just 7 days lmao
User avatar #44 - pokemonstheshiz (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't know a whole lot about business, but I would be careful about how quickly you go through these. If you exhaust your supply, you have to wait for them to create more problems. But that sounds like a respectable business IMO
User avatar #47 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Every person these days has a phone or computer, or a household appliance. Or something electric. If it plugs in, I can fix it. So being the only place for 65 miles, and having the best prices period. It is very challenging for me to exaust supply. I currently have two employees besides myself. One is a custodian, the other a cashier and is learning to do what I do and is learning to evaluate computer repair prices, so he can run the shop while im out. So really, I alone do most of the work, I just employed these guys cause we are either friend or family and I knew they needed money. Spread the wealth, etc. etc. I would say 25% of all my repairs are free, like people come in with something so simple I just do it for free. Word of mouth is my biggest ally. Those people who get free repairs spread the word like mad, some are business owners some are preachers etc. so they have whole waves of people coming to me. Rent in my location, in the mall, only costs $100 a month because I offer free computer repairs to mall occupants so the landlord cut me a huge deal. Life is good, and as long as I can help some broke hood momma just trying to get her work computer fixed so she can feed her kids, I don't care if I ever make a profit. I am just doing this to help pay for law school.
User avatar #26 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
its not just the blacks that are computer illiterate, my boss recently found out that im well rounded with computers and now he has me fix ANY problem he has. and every thing that isnt a cell phone is called a computer (monitor, mouse, printer, ect.)
>computer wont turn on! (push laptop ALL the way onto the docking station)
>emails wont work im not connected to the internet (have him log into outlook)
>Hey hook this computer up to the internet
>Sorry i cant, you dont have a wifi antenna or a cord log enough
>what do you mean? i dont understand!
>You dont have the hardware to connect to the internet from this distance.
>Why cant you just connect it to the wifi?
>...
User avatar #28 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
I know it isn't just blacks, I was just refrencing my area. I am locaded in the mutha' fuckin' hood ghetto. Like shit they rap about on 2PAC albums. But, because I am cheap and work my prices for people based on what I know they can afford, the whole hood loves me. I am a 6 foot 7 350 lb ultra-hyper white nerd. The guy that would typically be robbed (and raped?) in this area. But everyone loves me, because I often do free repairs because I know people simply cant afford it, and because of this several high ranking gang members have put the word out I am a VIP protected business. So when I walk down the street, or even shortcut through alleys I don't get mugged. One time my laptop was stolen and this thug who's mothers computer I fixed for free dragged in a guy with my laptop in tow and made him apologize for taking it, then asked me if I wanted his hands broken (I am a nice nerdy faggot) so I declined. But jesus fuck my point is black people may be computer illiterate, but god damn are they loyal people who treat computer repair like a gift from the heavens, and they will kill for there iphone to be fixed.
User avatar #30 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
wow what part of LA? st james? yea mis comunitcation on my part, i knew what you were talking about beacause I TOO live in LA in the almaighty "Livingstion Parish" my alarm clock is banjos echoing from the woods
User avatar #32 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
But I live in a 80% white town called Carriere, it is in Mississippi. I just commute to work with my employees. Which is two family members and a good friend I employed because they live close and can carpool and they needed money.
#34 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
hiring? whats the pay? by the job? hourly? come on man anything to get out of the plants
User avatar #45 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
I am about to be hiring again in February.. But it is less then you are worth I am sure. I am looking for people who have literally nothing going on in the day. I also, currently, pay below minimum due to the nature of my business. So I really only employ people who ride with me and are fine working for $5 an hour, plus free lunch and a free ride. The work honestly totals out to 4 hours of ACTUALLY doing something, and the rest is just waiting for shit to install or uninstall and watching movies or playing PS4 in the mean time.
User avatar #46 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
So it's 50 dollars a day plus free lunch and a free ride lol
User avatar #48 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
kinda figured around that much...oh well i stick to a full time job and fix/construct computers on my spare time. WHYS ALL THE FUN SHIT NOT GUNNA FEED MEH
User avatar #54 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, but hey if you will PM me your number, if I am ever bogged down and can't get a PC out in time, I will drop it off with you and let you handle it and I'll pay you full pay for it. As well as if I get in the position to pay a good salary, I will call you. And if you can't for some reason fix your own computer because you dont have the tools or just dont have time, I got you covered for free. Just get my contact info from my webpage (above) and when you get in touch mention your a fj bro and I got you.
#55 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
muh nigga
User avatar #31 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
My store front is located in Bogalusa LA, but I operate in the New Orleans Metro area, including Chalmette, and Metarie. Slidell LA (mostly white) and a few places in Mississippi.
#29 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
This is EXACTLY how I feel everyday walking to work. People see me on the street, the cops, down to the thugs and hoodrats. The gang members, the grannies, everyone. "What's up little big bro" (I am super tall they all call me Lil big bro, because I am also the youngest business owner on main St. at 18 and younger then most of my clientele)

"what's up neighborhood nerd, I got a laptop that needs fixin'"

"What's good lil' nigga"

"Nigga nigga nigga *incoherent garble* nigga nigga *smiles and "daps" my hand*
#50 - spoperman (11/22/2014) [-]
As someone who's had nigga friends and knows not all niggers are bad, I give you my thanks
User avatar #51 - xbyronx (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah they really aren't all bad. They are a culture derived on the ideals of money, respect and loyalty. Which modern white society is just Money and respect. At least niggas pledge loyalty in return. Good guys most of them, and the ones who aren't, they get outcast by the greater nigga society, they are called out publicly for there wrong doings and either physically harmed or they flee the area.
#33 - josephkirk (11/22/2014) [-]
-"Nigga nigga nigga *incoherent garble* nigga nigga *smiles and "daps" my hand*
#16 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Good for you; great cash for simple fixes for stupid people.
User avatar #13 - MatthewsGauss (11/22/2014) [-]
well at least you're making money to deal with peoples stupidity
#6 - Don't set it on fire then.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Toasted Ravioli 0
User avatar #7 - wertgf (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm gonna do it.
User avatar #12 - zaiback (11/21/2014) [-]
if u have a good microwave u can cook quite a large number of things, especially if you have the metal plate properly designed for microwaves.
there's a bunch a of nice items on amazon.co.uk
#4 - Theres nothing stopping you from doing it, but I don't know if…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Toasted Ravioli 0
User avatar #5 - wertgf (11/20/2014) [-]
If the fire alarm goes off the whole building (Like 200+ people) have to evacuate + you get a £50 fine
User avatar #6 - lordlolland (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't set it on fire then.
User avatar #7 - wertgf (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm gonna do it.
User avatar #12 - zaiback (11/21/2014) [-]
if u have a good microwave u can cook quite a large number of things, especially if you have the metal plate properly designed for microwaves.
there's a bunch a of nice items on amazon.co.uk
#157 - Don't care, not American. So since its just a regular… 11/20/2014 on your thanksgiving? 0
#36 - So if you write a book which I decide to illustrate it for my …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Sorry Leonardo +7
User avatar #37 - hellomynameisbill (11/20/2014) [-]
themed art at the least, but the reason of which most fan art is disregarded is because it lacks substance due to it mostly being copied off of other artforms. fan art of literary content is basically just a visual depiction. An emulation so to speak. Thus more respective as its own artform and faming to renaissance painters.

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User avatar #95 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
i see what u did
User avatar #96 to #95 - lordlolland ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
And I did what you saw?
User avatar #97 to #96 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
You didnt have to do it sonny.
User avatar #93 - clavatninenine (09/05/2014) [-]
lol the butthurt coming off of you is permeable.
#90 to #89 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Danish sour-dough rye bread is best bread.
User avatar #88 to #87 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I am baked?
User avatar #80 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
ur gey
User avatar #82 to #80 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Is it some kind of sport to randomly post insults on profile?
Because if so, that was at most a 3.8 in creativity, but the bad spelling earns you a 7.0 technical score.
#83 to #82 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
It wasn't an insult, I like you. I was just clearly stating that you're gay.

User avatar #72 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I HATE YOU


YOU ARE A FAGGOT ****** **** **** **** YOU"RE ASS



I WILL **** YOU'RE ASSE TODAY LIKE SANTA KLAUS
User avatar #73 to #72 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
What have I done to offend now?
Or is it just in general?
User avatar #74 to #73 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
YOUR FACE

FIX IT
User avatar #75 to #74 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
On a picture of my face, please mark the offending parts with red circles and I shall look into it.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I am afraid you have me confused with my old friend and arch-nemesis ********** .
User avatar #78 to #77 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I haven't confused **** .

You're dead to me.
User avatar #65 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
hey faggot, want your danish skull kicked in? then stop disrespecting moder svea you godamn inbred ********
User avatar #66 to #65 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Go suck a black Muslim cock, shouldn't be too hard to find in Sweden Sultanate of New Somalia.
User avatar #67 to #66 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
lol i am goint to danepiss just this monday to buy cheap SWEDISH beer, and while im at it i will also **** on your streets and smash the teeth out of ******** children with a brännbollträ, if you know what that is you filthy ******* danish subhuman piece of **** . and then im going to lolland and look for the weakest most spineless piece of **** i find (which are practically all ********* ) and kick his ******* ass because thats probably you, you danish ************* nonswedish scum.




kill yourself
User avatar #79 to #67 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
>swedish beer

We have water too, and it's free
User avatar #68 to #67 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
You have a lot of bottled up anger, properly because you aren't you allowed to drink beer or eat pork or stand up pissing...
Must be awful living in a state run by racemixers, Muslims and feminists.
User avatar #69 to #68 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
well i dont live in ******** like yourself so i dont really have to deal with that you inbred ********
User avatar #70 to #69 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Du er så nuttet når du er vred.
#62 - saltyfries (04/06/2014) [-]
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, I am glad to know I am not the only one finding it funny.

Actually had to fire up the game and recreate the scene because I was unhappy with my manual recolouring of the image.
User avatar #64 to #63 - saltyfries (04/06/2014) [-]
makes me wanna fire it up on my PC, I love playing as France, Russia, and Yuri. My favorite maps are City Under Siege, May Day, No Rest for the Wicked, and Ocean Side. All of them have oil derricks ;D
User avatar #61 - abstractpink (03/26/2014) [-]
hi
im danzeebass
danzeebass account is pepsi
User avatar #60 - thenightshade (02/19/2014) [-]
*sniff sniff* u smel reel gud
User avatar #55 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
ip adresses doesnt actually exist on Lolland

actually internet doesnt exist on lolland

you dont exist

User avatar #56 to #55 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
We use carrier pigeons to contact people with internet on Sjælland, they then conduct our internet business for us.
Those pigeons are numbered, its called an Internet Pigeon number, or IP for short.
User avatar #57 to #56 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]


so that's why there's so many ******* pigeons in KBH, you sneaky *****
User avatar #58 to #57 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Yep, the speckled one that nearly shat on you the other day was the one carrying the message that Admin de-modded me.
User avatar #59 to #58 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
wel fuk u then
User avatar #48 - murpmurp (02/17/2014) [-]
teech me ur land
User avatar #49 to #48 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murpmurp (02/17/2014) [-]
how i speek u land
User avatar #51 to #50 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
I can't teach you Lollandic, it has to be in your heart... And in your liver since so many of us Lolliks are drunks.
#47 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
User avatar #44 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Why is your name golden?
User avatar #45 to #44 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
More sexual favours than you can possibly imagine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh.

Okay.
User avatar #42 - mranldestroyer (11/25/2013) [-]
u secksi beast
User avatar #35 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
i will ******* smash your head in you danish faggot
User avatar #37 to #35 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Nåååh, er den lille svenskerneger blevet sur?

Sut en pølse, men pas på den ikke er svinekød det ville dine muslimske herskere ikke kunne lide.
User avatar #39 to #37 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
kan du ge dig fan på din tjocka jävla neger med grövre talfel, om du inte drar åt helvete nu och inte lär dej att prata svenska så kommer jag att köra upp min fot i ditt anus så förbannat jävla långt att du kan känna smaken utav hundskiten jag trampade i häromveckan
User avatar #40 to #39 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror der er noget i vejen med dit tastatur ellers er dit Dansk bare frygteligt.
User avatar #41 to #40 - garaichu (10/28/2013) [-]
Og her sitter jeg og snakker norsk...
User avatar #28 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Lord Lolland..

srsly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #30 to #29 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Because Lolland.
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
You got something against my home island?
User avatar #32 to #31 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
It's connected to Djævleøen. Nothing personal, just Jutland stuff
User avatar #81 to #32 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
soop stahp
User avatar #86 to #81 - soopfox (06/21/2014) [-]
Waaaaht?
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Vrøvl, lige meget hvordan du vender og drejer det så er der 2 øer mellem Lolland og Sjælland.
User avatar #34 to #33 - soopfox (10/15/2013) [-]
Det er tæt nok på til at være Djævleøens yngel
#24 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself feget
i hope you die
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
And a good day to you too, to what do I owe this pleasure?
User avatar #16 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Du bor på Falster ikke?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Hva da?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Noget siger mig bare at du er fra Fastr
User avatar #19 to #18 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
*falster
User avatar #20 to #19 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Jeg er fra Lolland, men bor på Falster
User avatar #21 to #20 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Nå..
User avatar #22 to #21 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Hva er den a'? Er man skuffet over min reaktion på joken?
User avatar #23 to #22 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Yup
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