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Date Signed Up:8/21/2012
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#124 - To all those saying "If Hamas wouldn't attack then Israel…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on The Gaza conflict in a... -1
#200 - devout feminist (2 hours ago) [-]
You sir, gave me the chills, nice job !
#163 - devout feminist (3 hours ago) [-]
This is actually not the case here if you look at history.
#10 - "))#%"(!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Client from Hell +61
User avatar #13 - dreaddune (07/21/2014) [-]
Lordlolland is danish, which means that he probably got a qwerty-keyboard.

"))#%"(! translates to 29935281. If this is what he tried to write, Lordlollands phonenumber is +4529935281
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#90 to #89 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Danish sour-dough rye bread is best bread.
User avatar #88 to #87 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I am baked?
User avatar #80 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
ur gey
User avatar #82 to #80 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Is it some kind of sport to randomly post insults on profile?
Because if so, that was at most a 3.8 in creativity, but the bad spelling earns you a 7.0 technical score.
#83 to #82 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
It wasn't an insult, I like you. I was just clearly stating that you're gay.

User avatar #72 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I HATE YOU


YOU ARE A ****** ****** **** **** **** YOU"RE ASS



I WILL **** YOU'RE ASSE TODAY LIKE SANTA KLAUS
User avatar #73 to #72 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
What have I done to offend now?
Or is it just in general?
User avatar #74 to #73 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
YOUR FACE

FIX IT
User avatar #75 to #74 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
On a picture of my face, please mark the offending parts with red circles and I shall look into it.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I am afraid you have me confused with my old friend and arch-nemesis ********** .
User avatar #78 to #77 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I haven't confused **** .

You're dead to me.
User avatar #65 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
hey ****** , want your danish skull kicked in? then stop disrespecting moder svea you godamn inbred ********
User avatar #66 to #65 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Go suck a black Muslim cock, shouldn't be too hard to find in Sweden Sultanate of New Somalia.
User avatar #67 to #66 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
lol i am goint to danepiss just this monday to buy cheap SWEDISH beer, and while im at it i will also **** on your streets and smash the teeth out of ******** children with a brännbollträ, if you know what that is you filthy ******* danish subhuman piece of **** . and then im going to lolland and look for the weakest most spineless piece of **** i find (which are practically all ********* ) and kick his ******* ass because thats probably you, you danish ************* nonswedish scum.




kill yourself
User avatar #79 to #67 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
>swedish beer

We have water too, and it's free
User avatar #68 to #67 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
You have a lot of bottled up anger, properly because you aren't you allowed to drink beer or eat pork or stand up ******* ...
Must be awful living in a state run by racemixers, Muslims and feminists.
User avatar #69 to #68 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
well i dont live in ******** like yourself so i dont really have to deal with that you inbred ********
User avatar #70 to #69 - lordlolland ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Du er så nuttet når du er vred.
#62 - saltyfries (04/06/2014) [-]
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, I am glad to know I am not the only one finding it funny.

Actually had to fire up the game and recreate the scene because I was unhappy with my manual recolouring of the image.
User avatar #64 to #63 - saltyfries (04/06/2014) [-]
makes me wanna fire it up on my PC, I love playing as France, Russia, and Yuri. My favorite maps are City Under Siege, May Day, No Rest for the Wicked, and Ocean Side. All of them have oil derricks ;D
User avatar #61 - abstractpink (03/26/2014) [-]
hi
im danzeebass
danzeebass account is pepsi
User avatar #60 - thenightshade (02/19/2014) [-]
*sniff sniff* u smel reel gud
User avatar #55 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
ip adresses doesnt actually exist on Lolland

actually internet doesnt exist on lolland

you dont exist

User avatar #56 to #55 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
We use carrier pigeons to contact people with internet on Sjælland, they then conduct our internet business for us.
Those pigeons are numbered, its called an Internet Pigeon number, or IP for short.
User avatar #57 to #56 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]


so that's why there's so many ******* pigeons in KBH, you sneaky *****
User avatar #58 to #57 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Yep, the speckled one that nearly shat on you the other day was the one carrying the message that Admin de-modded me.
User avatar #59 to #58 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
wel fuk u then
User avatar #48 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
teech me ur land
User avatar #49 to #48 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
how i speek u land
User avatar #51 to #50 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
I can't teach you Lollandic, it has to be in your heart... And in your liver since so many of us Lolliks are drunks.
#47 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
User avatar #44 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Why is your name golden?
User avatar #45 to #44 - lordlolland ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
More sexual favours than you can possibly imagine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh.

Okay.
User avatar #42 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
u secksi beast
User avatar #35 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
i will ******* smash your head in you danish ******
User avatar #37 to #35 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Nåååh, er den lille svenskerneger blevet sur?

Sut en pølse, men pas på den ikke er svinekød det ville dine muslimske herskere ikke kunne lide.
User avatar #39 to #37 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
kan du ge dig fan på din tjocka jävla neger med grövre talfel, om du inte drar åt helvete nu och inte lär dej att prata svenska så kommer jag att köra upp min fot i ditt anus så förbannat jävla långt att du kan känna smaken utav hundskiten jag trampade i häromveckan
User avatar #40 to #39 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror der er noget i vejen med dit tastatur ellers er dit Dansk bare frygteligt.
User avatar #41 to #40 - garaichu ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Og her sitter jeg og snakker norsk...
User avatar #28 - soopfox ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Lord Lolland..

srsly?
User avatar #29 to #28 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #30 to #29 - soopfox ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Because Lolland.
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
You got something against my home island?
User avatar #32 to #31 - soopfox ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
It's connected to Djævleøen. Nothing personal, just Jutland stuff
User avatar #81 to #32 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
soop stahp
User avatar #86 to #81 - soopfox ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Waaaaht?
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Vrøvl, lige meget hvordan du vender og drejer det så er der 2 øer mellem Lolland og Sjælland.
User avatar #34 to #33 - soopfox ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Det er tæt nok på til at være Djævleøens yngel
#24 - devout feminist (08/29/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself feget
i hope you die
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
And a good day to you too, to what do I owe this pleasure?
User avatar #16 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Du bor på Falster ikke?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Hva da?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Noget siger mig bare at du er fra Fastr
User avatar #19 to #18 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
*falster
User avatar #20 to #19 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Jeg er fra Lolland, men bor på Falster
User avatar #21 to #20 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Nå..
User avatar #22 to #21 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Hva er den a'? Er man skuffet over min reaktion på joken?
User avatar #23 to #22 - mettih (08/19/2013) [-]
Yup
#12 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Do I know you?
#14 to #13 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I så fald, pænt goddag til dig.
#36 to #15 - devout feminist (10/20/2013) [-]
hållkäft, danskjävel
User avatar #38 to #36 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror du er en smule mopset, kunne jeg friste med en øl?
Nåh nej, det må du ikke for muslimerne.
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