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#118 - Theres almost as many recipes for frikadeller as there are Dan…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2016 on reading 0
#120 - peterdivine (22 hours ago) [-]
It looks straightforward enough- the recipe actually looks very similar to meatloaf- but the one issue I have is I'm not sure where I'm going to find ground pork. Ground beef is in pretty much every supermarket in the states, but ground pork... I can't remember the last time I ever saw that in a freezer shelf, if ever.

Any ideas on where they could sell it? Maybe an international grocer's market?
#44 - Frikadeller rolled! This thread now belongs to Denmark!  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2016 on reading +5
#92 - peterdivine (08/26/2016) [-]
That looks really tasty.

What's in them?
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#118 - lordlolland (08/27/2016) [-]
Theres almost as many recipes for frikadeller as there are Danes. Heres my family recipe, its fairly standard:
500g Ground pork/veal mix
1-2 eggs
Dash of milk or water
3-4 tablespoons flour (the more milk you use, the more flour you'll need)
1-2 grated onions (You can use finely chopped, but that leaves pieces of onions in the final product and the taste is less uniform)
1 teaspoon of salt and pepper each

Mix the eggs into the meat, mix well
Add the milk, mix well
Add the flour, mix well
Add onion(s) and salt and pepper, mix well
If you have used a mixer so far, take a spoon and put it down at the end of the mix in one end and "drag" it back first straight through the mix. Continue doing this in different directions, the mix should get a slightly tougher consistency and improved uniformity.
Let the mix rest in the fridge for at least 30min preferably an hour
Fry in butter or margarine at medium heat until golden brown (~4 min on each side)

Common mistakes:
My frikadelle is falling apart! You either didn't mix well enough or theres too much milk / too little flour
My frikadelle is too dry! Too much flour / too little milk
My frikadelle is burnt! Too much heat
My frikadelle is not cooked! Too little heat
My frikadelle taste bland! No it doesn't, you are just used to overspiced foods, frikadelle is perfect you are wrong. Or you just forgot the salt and pepper.
My meat is running away! You forgot to kill the pig and/or calf before beginning preparation
#120 - peterdivine (22 hours ago) [-]
It looks straightforward enough- the recipe actually looks very similar to meatloaf- but the one issue I have is I'm not sure where I'm going to find ground pork. Ground beef is in pretty much every supermarket in the states, but ground pork... I can't remember the last time I ever saw that in a freezer shelf, if ever.

Any ideas on where they could sell it? Maybe an international grocer's market?
#110 - fremde (08/26/2016) [-]
Ground meat pork, beef, lamb, choice is yours with some salt and spices according to your taste, roasted from both sides on a frying pan with oil.
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#108 - thebeerdude (08/26/2016) [-]
Minced beef and pork mixed together with onions, salt and pepper - all fried in butter..
I live for these fuckers
#3 - Just looked it up, first known Ken M troll post was on the 6th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2016 on ken m is my spirit animal +60
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#5 - zeldamasterace (08/26/2016) [-]
Ken M ONE THOUSAND YEARS

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#33 - bobindun (23 hours ago) [-]
FOREVER AND EVER
#15 - Main Stream Media  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on I can die happy +2
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#17 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Oh. Sorry, I'm not the media, but hi anyway.
#9 - waddup msm?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2016 on I can die happy +5
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#12 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
The fuck does is msm?
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#13 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
*The fuck is msm?
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#15 - lordlolland (08/25/2016) [-]
Main
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#17 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Oh. Sorry, I'm not the media, but hi anyway.
#5 - >Has an eagle avatar with [freedom intensifies] under it …  [+] (41 new replies) 08/25/2016 on I can die happy +133
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#35 - northleech (08/25/2016) [-]
Look at this fucking site. Complaining constantly about how biased the "normies" are to Hillary and then this site does the exact same thing the other way around.

I think both your candidates are fucking awful, deal with it.
#64 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
OMG GUIZ, THE ONE SIDE KEEPS JERKING OFF ABOUT THEIR PUPPET, AND THIS PLACE IS SUPPORTING THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO ISN'T A DROOLING RETARD, YOU GUIZ R SO BIASED REEEEEE
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#6 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
I mean, I'd still rather have him in office than Hillary, but I still don't support him at all. Right now, I'm not sure I'll vote at all. If a third party candidate actually makes it into the national debates, then I'll look into that. There is some possibility of me voting for Trump, but that's a dark future I don't want to think about.
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#28 - hiukuss (08/25/2016) [-]
> I'm not sure I'll vote at all

now you're an even bigger disgrace
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#30 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Why's that?
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#34 - hiukuss (08/25/2016) [-]
It's your duty to vote as a citizen.
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#36 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
I think the right not to vote is just as important as the right to vote. You shouldn't be forced to choose when you don't like any of the options.
#31 - dudulli (08/25/2016) [-]
For some reason is you don't vote you are scum even if you don't like either choice.
Go and write in "Batman" and then you retain your right to complain about the government as you say "Well, I voted for Batman"
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#32 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Retain your right to complain about the government? What?
#33 - dudulli (08/25/2016) [-]
... I'm not sure how I can phrase this differently
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#37 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
I just don't get what's so bad about not voting. It doesn't take away your right to complain. And surely, if anything did, it would be voting for the person you're complaining about.
#39 - dudulli (08/25/2016) [-]
It's not my rule.
However if you don't vote, you didn't do the only thing to actually have any impact on the election, so you are even worse than the people voting for the "wrong" person.
Again, not my rule
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#40 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
That's not a rule, it's an opinion. And if it's not yours, whose is it?
#42 - dudulli (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm guessing about 50% of the people who down thumbed
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#44 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I get that voting is important, but trying to choose between Trump and Clinton is like trying to decide which of my own children to shoot.
#67 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
I would shoot the crippled one
#48 - dudulli (08/25/2016) [-]
I don't disagree with what you said >>#34 here
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#26 - drpenguinz (08/25/2016) [-]
the thing is
you not voting is still better for hillary than voting for trump, her only real opponent in these elections
i mean...every vote for anyone but trump makes her more likely to win, because its the reasonable people backing off and voting neither. the extreme lefts narrative is only supported by hillary, they cant dodge to someone else to appear just as "progressive"
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#49 - welliguessitsaname (08/25/2016) [-]
As much as I dislike Stein, I would definitely say she's more "progressive" than Hillary.
#10 - lunacyexport (08/25/2016) [-]
If you don't want Hillary, then vote against her. Not rocket science mane.
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#66 - kilotech (08/26/2016) [-]
that logic of voting against people rather than voting for people is exactly how we ended up with the 2 biggest retards in the country as nominees, if you're going to vote then vote for who you like whether they be 3rd party, Democrat or Republican
#78 - lunacyexport (08/26/2016) [-]
I understand that, but the argument here was that he wasn't sure if he could vote for Trump. Personally, I agree with your statement but when you don't like any of them, who do you vote for? The one you dislike least.
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#11 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
I see your point, but my problem is, I think either of them would fuck shit up. Trump wouldn't be as bad, but he would still be bad, so voting for him still wouldn't feel quite right. Still, I might do it, as I do think he's the lesser of two evils, but it just seems wrong to me.
#71 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
Dude, if you think one of the candidates is the lesser of two evils, you are obligated to vote for the lesser evil. Failing to do so means that, should the greater evil get elected, you will be partly responsible for it. Only a fool thinks that avoiding a choice is a good idea.
#14 - lunacyexport (08/25/2016) [-]
I understand. He's not like he's been portrayed though. The majority of large media outlets have been bought by the Democratic Party and they won't report any of the good things he's done. Like donating a tractor trailer full of supplies to Louisiana because they've been flooded. I'd rather have a president that does good things to look good than a president that does bad things but hides them to look good.
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#16 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
He does have several points that I agree with, but the reason I don't support him is that he also says that the way to fight ISIS is to kill their families, and that the solution to illegal immigration is a retarded multi-billion dollar wall. And, I know I'm going to get crucified for saying this, but I don't think we should treat Islam as a whole like an enemy.
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#29 - Abortedwafflez (08/25/2016) [-]
Well, the wall if it does slow or stop immigration would save the country billions. Illegal immigration costs this country a lot per year.
#18 - lunacyexport (08/25/2016) [-]
The wall may be a little much but that's not the only plan he has for immigration control. He has said that he plans to only deport the criminals that have crossed illegally and that the others can gain citizenship so they can work and live here in peace. Islam as a whole isn't the enemy, true. I don't have a problem with Muslims or any religion, for that matter. I do have a problem with terrorists. His point was that we couldn't just wait for them to attack us because they would kill hundreds and we have to hit them at home like they've been doing to all of Europe.
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#19 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
I had heard that he also wanted to ban all Muslim immigrants from entering the country. Although, I didn't hear that directly from his mouth, so I could be wrong.
#20 - lunacyexport (08/25/2016) [-]
Yes, he did say that. He said that it would be a temporary measure until the government knew what it was dealing with when it came to people from countries associated with terrorist groups. Because the majority of ISIS fighters are Muslim, he said we should ban Muslims to prevent accidently allowing a terrorist on one of our planes again. He made this statement after a series of ISIS suicide bombers attacked Europe. America or any sovereignty, has the right to close its borders and not allow any immigrants at all, regardless of their race or country of origin. Anyone can be denied access.
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#21 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, I might end up voting for Trump. Honestly, he would have my vote for sure if he wasn't so jingoistic. I'm genuinely worried about this country turning into a feudal Japan tier nationalistic circle-jerk. Although I'll be honest, it doesn't help that I'm a stubborn cunt and don't like to change my mind. If I do vote, it'll probably be for him, which is something I never would have believed I'd ever say a year ago.
#22 - lunacyexport (08/25/2016) [-]
He's no angel, but you can tell he genuinely cares about America and he'll do what it takes, whatever it takes, to keep her alive. Please do vote, even if it not for him. People not voting is what's wrong with America. I'd also like to thank you for being so polite. Have an awesome day!
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#23 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Thanks, you too man. First time in way too long I've expressed a somewhat liberal opinion on the internet without being called a cuck.
#68 - Scotman (08/26/2016) [-]
people die for your right to vote man like at least vote for someone don;t just waste it. It is one of the most american things you can do.
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#73 - plim (08/26/2016) [-]
A vote is intended to express what you believe would take the county in the right direction. It is was not intended to be used to support what we define as the lesser of two evils. Its a hard way to do things but the world is a better place for each person that sticks to that objectivity. If third party is the closest thing to that, then vote third party.
#90 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
third party is also in a very important place right now. if they can get 15% of the vote they will be included in future debates and other such things. that is a huge thing as it allows them to pull some of the media attention and the free advertising that entails. i myself support trump and i personally hope you consider him and look into his policies and such before just listening to an astoundingly biased media. if everyone who lived well in the system we have now wants him to lose and we want to change the system it seems obvious why they are biased.
TLDR trump isnt the lesser of two evils. hes a very successful business man running for a glorified diplomatic position. if you find yourself unwilling to consider trump then a vote for the third party could help break the 2 party system. hillary is the devil
#9 - lordlolland (08/25/2016) [-]
waddup msm?
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#12 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
The fuck does is msm?
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#13 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
*The fuck is msm?
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#15 - lordlolland (08/25/2016) [-]
Main
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#17 - bendingtimeisgood (08/25/2016) [-]
Oh. Sorry, I'm not the media, but hi anyway.
#19 - Actually it was never fixed, is still not on google search. … 08/25/2016 on Ouch +3
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#335 - baronvonhuckle (08/24/2016) [-]
That's pretty sexy 😉
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