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Date Signed Up:8/21/2012
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#4 - Theres a skeletal in all of us, its just a matter of letting it out. 06/28/2015 on The end of times is near +46
#22 - Here is how I wrote papers in my school years Primary…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2015 on maybe maybe not? 0
User avatar #26 - grumpythefirst (06/28/2015) [-]
I dropped out of highschool my last year, and its honestly probably the best decision I have ever made.
User avatar #30 - lycoris (06/28/2015) [-]
I'm curious about this. What do you do now?
User avatar #33 - grumpythefirst (06/28/2015) [-]
I am a head technician for a local refurbishing company, I make $4 more than the local minimum wage (I make $12 an hour with 40 hour weeks AT LEAST, which is more than my mom, who went to college) - And I am the boss of people that I went to school with who graduated.

The next promotion I get I am going up to $20/h, which isn't too far away from now.

Not to mention, I am 18 (Until september).
User avatar #34 - grumpythefirst (06/28/2015) [-]
Now, with me saying this, I dropped out while my only source of income was Dominos Pizza. Soon after I dropped out, I realized I wanted more, and thought I made a bad decision, but then I found the job I have now, I got lucky.

I wouldn't recommend dropping out to everyone. For some people, its the right choice, but not for everyone. I would very very seriously examine your life, how it is, how much you are learning (My reasoning behind dropping out was mostly that each year, at least around here, is all review after freshman year. I was sick of re-re-re-relearning everything I had already learned), and get a plan for after you drop out, if its your plan.

TL;DR don't rush a decision, figure out your life before you drop out, if you plan on dropping out.
User avatar #66 - iridium (06/28/2015) [-]
In my personal experience, High School left me feeling kind of discontent with academics, but as soon as I went to College I gained a newfound appreciation for it. It felt like I learned more in one quarter of College level English than I did in an entire 4 years of High School English. From there I got all sorts of subjects I couldn't take in primary school, like Psychology, Japanese, Geography, Statistics AP Statistics was offered in High School but I started off at Algebra so I couldn't take AP Stats , Neuroscience, and that's just lower division.

Not to say that College is for everyone. However, College isn't just a continuation of High School and a whole new set of doors open once you enter College.
User avatar #96 - grumpythefirst (06/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, I would definately agree college has to be more connected, its much more expensive so I wuld expect that out of it. With free public education, the teachers just don't seem to care.

But, I would much rather spend my life outside of the debt zone, as my mom went to college when she was my age, and she is still in debt. I feel like I am in a really good place in my life for only being 18 years old.
User avatar #101 - iridium (06/28/2015) [-]
That's good to be in that place.

Personally I'm fortunate enough to get financial aid for my academics so I have yet to get into any debt for my years in Junior College and I will be getting some when I transfer to Uni.
#73 - To be fair, chances are he was drunk... He is a Dane … 06/27/2015 on Lost in translation 0
#12 - Sounds like a plan, where do we begin?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Lost in translation +1
#13 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
First you'll need a way in
We can help
User avatar #72 - tavafanduvill (06/27/2015) [-]
But we helped you during the winter war
User avatar #74 - captainprincess (06/28/2015) [-]
And that earns you a gentle hand to guide you to the end

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#107 - mvtjets ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #99 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
slut as bitch
User avatar #100 to #99 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
No thank you, I am not into people with Tourettes.
User avatar #101 to #100 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
**** you jew
User avatar #102 to #101 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
I will still not have intercourse with you, Jew or not.
User avatar #103 to #102 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
shut up ****** ur mom is gay
User avatar #104 to #103 - lordlolland (01/14/2015) [-]
Now we are up to 7 words in one comment, one of the words even has 2 syllables!
You sure are improving fast!

For the next one I want you to aim for at least 8 words, including one adverb and a verb with a minimum of 3 syllables.
User avatar #105 to #104 - billybeee (01/14/2015) [-]
Dear lordlolland,

I love you so much.

Yours truly - forever and always,

Bee
User avatar #95 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
i see what u did
User avatar #96 to #95 - lordlolland (11/18/2014) [-]
And I did what you saw?
User avatar #97 to #96 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
You didnt have to do it sonny.
User avatar #93 - clavatninenine (09/05/2014) [-]
lol the butthurt coming off of you is permeable.
#90 to #89 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Danish sour-dough rye bread is best bread.
User avatar #88 to #87 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I am baked?
User avatar #80 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
ur gey
User avatar #82 to #80 - lordlolland (06/21/2014) [-]
Is it some kind of sport to randomly post insults on profile?
Because if so, that was at most a 3.8 in creativity, but the bad spelling earns you a 7.0 technical score.
#83 to #82 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
It wasn't an insult, I like you. I was just clearly stating that you're gay.

User avatar #72 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I HATE YOU


YOU ARE A FAGGOT ****** **** **** **** YOU"RE ASS



I WILL **** YOU'RE ASSE TODAY LIKE SANTA KLAUS
User avatar #73 to #72 - lordlolland (06/20/2014) [-]
What have I done to offend now?
Or is it just in general?
User avatar #74 to #73 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
YOUR FACE

FIX IT
User avatar #75 to #74 - lordlolland (06/20/2014) [-]
On a picture of my face, please mark the offending parts with red circles and I shall look into it.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lordlolland (06/20/2014) [-]
I am afraid you have me confused with my old friend and arch-nemesis ********** .
User avatar #78 to #77 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
I haven't confused **** .

You're dead to me.
User avatar #71 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #65 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
hey faggot, want your danish skull kicked in? then stop disrespecting moder svea you godamn inbred ********
User avatar #66 to #65 - lordlolland (06/07/2014) [-]
Go suck a black Muslim cock, shouldn't be too hard to find in Sweden Sultanate of New Somalia.
User avatar #67 to #66 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
lol i am goint to danepiss just this monday to buy cheap SWEDISH beer, and while im at it i will also **** on your streets and smash the teeth out of ******** children with a brännbollträ, if you know what that is you filthy ******* danish subhuman piece of **** . and then im going to lolland and look for the weakest most spineless piece of **** i find (which are practically all ********* ) and kick his ******* ass because thats probably you, you danish ************* nonswedish scum.




kill yourself
User avatar #79 to #67 - abstractpink (06/21/2014) [-]
>swedish beer

We have water too, and it's free
User avatar #68 to #67 - lordlolland (06/07/2014) [-]
You have a lot of bottled up anger, properly because you aren't you allowed to drink beer or eat pork or stand up pissing...
Must be awful living in a state run by racemixers, Muslims and feminists.
User avatar #69 to #68 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
well i dont live in ******** like yourself so i dont really have to deal with that you inbred ********
User avatar #70 to #69 - lordlolland (06/07/2014) [-]
Du er så nuttet når du er vred.
#62 - saltyfries (04/06/2014) [-]
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
dude, you deserve more thumbs for your reply with the Red Alert 2 IFV's, I wasn't expecting that
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordlolland (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, I am glad to know I am not the only one finding it funny.

Actually had to fire up the game and recreate the scene because I was unhappy with my manual recolouring of the image.
User avatar #64 to #63 - saltyfries (04/06/2014) [-]
makes me wanna fire it up on my PC, I love playing as France, Russia, and Yuri. My favorite maps are City Under Siege, May Day, No Rest for the Wicked, and Ocean Side. All of them have oil derricks ;D
User avatar #61 - abstractpink (03/26/2014) [-]
hi
im danzeebass
danzeebass account is pepsi
User avatar #60 - thenightshade (02/19/2014) [-]
*sniff sniff* u smel reel gud
User avatar #55 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
ip adresses doesnt actually exist on Lolland

actually internet doesnt exist on lolland

you dont exist

User avatar #56 to #55 - lordlolland (02/19/2014) [-]
We use carrier pigeons to contact people with internet on Sjælland, they then conduct our internet business for us.
Those pigeons are numbered, its called an Internet Pigeon number, or IP for short.
User avatar #57 to #56 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]


so that's why there's so many ******* pigeons in KBH, you sneaky *****
User avatar #58 to #57 - lordlolland (02/19/2014) [-]
Yep, the speckled one that nearly shat on you the other day was the one carrying the message that Admin de-modded me.
User avatar #59 to #58 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
wel fuk u then
User avatar #48 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
teech me ur land
User avatar #49 to #48 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
how i speek u land
User avatar #51 to #50 - lordlolland (02/17/2014) [-]
I can't teach you Lollandic, it has to be in your heart... And in your liver since so many of us Lolliks are drunks.
#47 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
Here, take this gif as a token of my gratitude.
User avatar #44 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Why is your name golden?
User avatar #45 to #44 - lordlolland (02/16/2014) [-]
More sexual favours than you can possibly imagine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sonicschall (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh.

Okay.
User avatar #42 - mranldestroyer (11/25/2013) [-]
u secksi beast
User avatar #35 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
i will ******* smash your head in you danish faggot
User avatar #37 to #35 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Nåååh, er den lille svenskerneger blevet sur?

Sut en pølse, men pas på den ikke er svinekød det ville dine muslimske herskere ikke kunne lide.
User avatar #39 to #37 - niggernazi (10/20/2013) [-]
kan du ge dig fan på din tjocka jävla neger med grövre talfel, om du inte drar åt helvete nu och inte lär dej att prata svenska så kommer jag att köra upp min fot i ditt anus så förbannat jävla långt att du kan känna smaken utav hundskiten jag trampade i häromveckan
User avatar #40 to #39 - lordlolland (10/20/2013) [-]
Jeg tror der er noget i vejen med dit tastatur ellers er dit Dansk bare frygteligt.
User avatar #41 to #40 - garaichu (10/28/2013) [-]
Og her sitter jeg og snakker norsk...
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