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Gender: male
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Steam Profile: Same name
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Video Games Played: Yes.
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Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:5/21/2015
Location:Sweden
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Comment Ranking:#4836
Highest Content Rank:#2629
Highest Comment Rank:#452
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Total Comments Made:20553
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I like to pick up heavy things and put them down again

latest user's comments

#439658 - Like: Glassigt, Kalas Hate: ayy, lmao, especially whe…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #439713 - kyouko (07/26/2014) [-]
lmao
#439661 - greeling (07/26/2014) [-]
#439662 - lordketchup (07/26/2014) [-]
join the call
#439664 - greeling (07/26/2014) [-]
topkek
Jag är upptagen. Spelar spel med några kompisar.
User avatar #439665 - lordketchup (07/26/2014) [-]
OKEJDÅ
#439666 - greeling (07/26/2014) [-]
#439597 - You're not alpha enough to understand 07/26/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#632 - How do EVPs exactly work? They seem kind of ******** to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #635 - lobselvith (07/26/2014) [-]
Apparently they exist through sound manipulation.
#439591 - Tell us the most alpha thing you've ever done  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#439592 - yuvesh (07/26/2014) [-]
i cant
because it never happened

once i saved the word in a videogame
#439590 - Tell us the most alpha thing you've ever done  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #439674 - Rei (07/26/2014) [-]
Not tolerate fools I guess.
That means I didn't let myself get bullied for long. When the teachers actions where ineffective I took my own initiative.
#439580 - How alpha are you, shin?  [+] (22 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #439793 - johnri (07/27/2014) [-]
A girl slapped me then gave me her phone number.
User avatar #439715 - zenith (07/26/2014) [-]
A girl is literally asking me to fuck her in the shower right now.
#439621 - aangbingo (07/26/2014) [-]
A girl bumped into me on the bus today, I didn't scream until I got home.
User avatar #439614 - communistlover (07/26/2014) [-]
Took a girl out dirt biking and she loved it so much she blew me at the dirt bike track.
User avatar #439624 - oshily (07/26/2014) [-]
How'd your date go anyway?
#439643 - communistlover (07/26/2014) [-]
Didn't go on it due to health reasons.
User avatar #439644 - oshily (07/26/2014) [-]
Her?
#439646 - communistlover (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup.

Just gonna post pone till we find a better day to go.
User avatar #439647 - oshily (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, still good luck, bby.
User avatar #439606 - ugottanked (07/26/2014) [-]
Im at the point of not giving a fuck.
User avatar #439600 - xxiixx (07/26/2014) [-]
One time I asked a girl to prom and she said yes.
User avatar #439599 - lawuser (07/26/2014) [-]
Not very. I'm not making any attempts though.
#439595 - spojalec (07/26/2014) [-]
Not even a little bit.
User avatar #439594 - volero (07/26/2014) [-]
That kinda hurt to watch. Why ketchup?
Depends on the situation.
#439597 - lordketchup (07/26/2014) [-]
You're not alpha enough to understand
User avatar #439593 - levidahastati (07/26/2014) [-]
Not alpha/10.
User avatar #439582 - yuvesh (07/26/2014) [-]
omega/alpha
User avatar #439591 - lordketchup (07/26/2014) [-]
Tell us the most alpha thing you've ever done
#439592 - yuvesh (07/26/2014) [-]
i cant
because it never happened

once i saved the word in a videogame
User avatar #439581 - Rei (07/26/2014) [-]
3/10
User avatar #439590 - lordketchup (07/26/2014) [-]
Tell us the most alpha thing you've ever done
User avatar #439674 - Rei (07/26/2014) [-]
Not tolerate fools I guess.
That means I didn't let myself get bullied for long. When the teachers actions where ineffective I took my own initiative.
#630 - You should read Maskie if you haven't already 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#439402 - GLORIOUS 07/25/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#439388 - it's you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#439389 - lawuser (07/25/2014) [-]
So it seems. I don't get it too often though.
#1000475 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1000517 - ikingdabsy (07/25/2014) [-]
So tru tho
User avatar #1000485 - thechosentroll (07/25/2014) [-]
To be fair, that's more or less what's going on in Japan right now, so I guess it's true in a way. Just the roles are reversed.
#1000479 - volero (07/25/2014) [-]
It has become so clear to me now.
User avatar #1000476 - sarcasticrunner (07/25/2014) [-]
thats like a minute of my life i wont get back
#439370 - What's your favorite food, shin?  [+] (36 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#439440 - levidahastati (07/26/2014) [-]
Chicken Sandwich.
User avatar #439425 - Rei (07/25/2014) [-]
Nachos
User avatar #439423 - communistlover (07/25/2014) [-]
Stir fry.
#439420 - spojalec (07/25/2014) [-]
Steak is most delicious.
#439419 - kibitzer (07/25/2014) [-]
Pho
User avatar #439516 - zenith (07/26/2014) [-]
What kind?

My favorite is Rare steak.
#439596 - kibitzer (07/26/2014) [-]
I love mine with tons of meatballs and brisket
Even better with a side of youtiao so I can dip it into the broth...so good....
User avatar #439629 - zenith (07/26/2014) [-]
Its also amazing when you order eggrolls and let it sink into the soup for a while, then eating a soup-infused eggroll.
#439704 - kibitzer (07/26/2014) [-]
Oh, I'll definitely have to try that out sometime.
#439414 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
just had one
#439408 - oshily (07/25/2014) [-]
Schnitzel probably.
User avatar #439405 - ikingdabsy (07/25/2014) [-]
Pizza
#439401 - nidhugg (07/25/2014) [-]
Glorious Smörgåstårta!
User avatar #439402 - lordketchup (07/25/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS
User avatar #439391 - jakeandhistoe (07/25/2014) [-]
BBQ chicken.
User avatar #439387 - lawuser (07/25/2014) [-]
I'll go with a home made burger. Pretty simple too. Some salad, onion, cucumber and tomato and a hamburder roasted with some salt and pepper is pretty delish.
User avatar #439388 - lordketchup (07/25/2014) [-]
it's you
#439389 - lawuser (07/25/2014) [-]
So it seems. I don't get it too often though.
User avatar #439384 - indeedaleedoo (07/25/2014) [-]
Sticky barbecue ribs
User avatar #439382 - ImmaAnteater (07/25/2014) [-]
Cheesecake.
User avatar #439381 - andyyy (07/25/2014) [-]
Double-Double from In-N-Out
#439416 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
just google imaged it, it looks disgusting, how is in-n-out so popular in Cal?
#439459 - spojalec (07/26/2014) [-]
Because it's cheap and tasty.
User avatar #439418 - andyyy (07/25/2014) [-]
Have you thought about the fact that it's good?
User avatar #439421 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
murr-/-/-/-/-/-logic (eliminate dashes) goes there all the time too, he's in Santa Rosa.
User avatar #439488 - andyyy (07/26/2014) [-]
Funny that I mentioned it today because my dad just brought some
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
User avatar #439489 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
again!? damn... my favorite fast food joint would have to be little Caesars, $5 for a large pizza? can't beat that!
User avatar #439490 - andyyy (07/26/2014) [-]
Little Caeser is cheap I'll give it that
But when you taste way better pizza it's kinda hard to be cheap about it
User avatar #439492 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
true, but imo I'm not sacrificing much with Little Caesars. There's like a million joints though to choose from in my town, a new one opened up not long ago in Howard, WI, called Sam and Louie's New York Style pizza, it's pricey though...
User avatar #439493 - andyyy (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah
Pizza can get quite pricey
But we like our pizza too be good as shit
So we dont get it quite often
That's probably why we go to In-N-Out so much
It's pretty fucking cheap and delicious
User avatar #439494 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
idk if I asked you this, but there's a Mexican Drive-Thru chain around southern cal, it has like 70 locations, forgot the name, ever tried it?
User avatar #439496 - andyyy (07/26/2014) [-]
No
I'm not in southern cali
The sound of a Mexican drive through sounds nasty
It would be cheaper and tastier if my parents cooked tacos instead
User avatar #439498 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
actually I saw it on the travel channel, it looks tasty actually and all the food they make is fresh and authentic.
User avatar #439499 - andyyy (07/26/2014) [-]
Look salty
if you can imagine
Being a Mexican
We have eaten COUNTLESS amounts of tacos
It's kinda hard to word this
But I guess you could say we know when a Taco is good
You get what I'm saying?
Any taco can look good
Doesn't always mean the same about the taste
User avatar #439428 - andyyy (07/25/2014) [-]
I go usually every weekend
User avatar #439376 - aamann (07/25/2014) [-]
Double Bacon Cheeseburger either with a fried egg or mushrooms.

Just had one from Five Guys.
#439087 - Have no girl in sight so i don't care  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #439109 - mysterykid (07/24/2014) [-]
You're the cooliest ketchup.
#438994 - Student Pros: It's easy Cons: none 07/24/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#438867 - American dip is ****** , glorious nordic snus is great though  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #438871 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
I think they have dip similar to that here, with the little baggies around them.
#438864 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#438862 - Hookah is gay, swishers are much better.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #438913 - ugottanked (07/24/2014) [-]
Hookah is best
#438863 - andyyy (07/23/2014) [-]
ursowrong
#438864 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
#438860 - While we're on topic, has anyone tried Snus, AKA Dip?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #438873 - xxiixx (07/24/2014) [-]
Both my older brothers dip. I think it's gross personally.
#438858 - not even a sip of alcohol?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #438859 - luxflamma (07/23/2014) [-]
Nope.
#438847 - What drugs have you tried, Shin? Tobacco counts.  [+] (53 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #438995 - sinthor (07/24/2014) [-]
just alcohol
User avatar #438992 - Rei (07/24/2014) [-]
Alcohol, drugs are for losers.
User avatar #438991 - indeedaleedoo (07/24/2014) [-]
Alcohol and paracetamol.
Living on the edge.
#438986 - aangbingo (07/24/2014) [-]
Cannabis, Alcohol, Heroin, LSD and Shrroms

mfw LSD
User avatar #438984 - yuvesh (07/24/2014) [-]
caffeine
alcohol
loratadine
etc
User avatar #438938 - cosmicapprentice (07/24/2014) [-]
Tobacco, alcohol, cannabis and white salvia and salvia divinorum. The divinorum didn't really made me feel anything both times I tried it so I just didn't tried it anymore.
User avatar #438916 - barkhorn (07/24/2014) [-]
Just alcohol really.
#438898 - levidahastati (07/24/2014) [-]
Amphetamines for a condition I have and alcohol.
User avatar #438897 - makotoitou (07/24/2014) [-]
Nothing, I'm not a stonerfag
User avatar #438893 - spinthatrecord (07/24/2014) [-]
wtf Marijauna has a mortality rate but Mushrooms don't.
User avatar #438942 - cosmicapprentice (07/24/2014) [-]
If that graph was made recently, I read a news article three or four months ago about two dudes who died from marijuana, one of them had a previous heart condition and died from arrhythmia tho.
User avatar #438891 - oshily (07/24/2014) [-]
What's the different between Cocaine and Crack cocaine anyway?
User avatar #438892 - iNirvana (07/24/2014) [-]
Freebase cocaine can't be smoked and is a power
Crack can be smoked and are hard crystals.
User avatar #438890 - oshily (07/24/2014) [-]
Alcohol.
User avatar #438888 - kyouko (07/24/2014) [-]
Coffee nd tobacco I guess
User avatar #438889 - kyouko (07/24/2014) [-]
oh and alcohol
User avatar #438886 - nidhugg (07/24/2014) [-]
Sugar, caffeine
#438885 - johnri (07/24/2014) [-]
I done none
User avatar #438939 - cosmicapprentice (07/24/2014) [-]
Sugar and caffeine count, unless you don't eat/drink anything sweet and don't drink coffee.
User avatar #439088 - johnri (07/24/2014) [-]
Then I guess it's just sugar and caffeine
#438884 - samusthegreat (07/24/2014) [-]
Alcohol, that's it
I'm hardcore like that.
#438881 - bamesjond (07/24/2014) [-]
i smoke big weeds cause im a fuckin big dick cool guy

pictured: me
#438883 - irmcmuffin (07/24/2014) [-]
bames made me make this gargabe
#438882 - irmcmuffin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #438878 - irmcmuffin (07/24/2014) [-]
heroin
User avatar #438879 - xxiixx (07/24/2014) [-]
It doesn't count if your mom did the drugs while she was pregnant with you.
User avatar #438880 - irmcmuffin (07/24/2014) [-]
but steamy you were the result of heroin, so I dont think you would have a say
User avatar #438877 - postie (07/24/2014) [-]
None.
User avatar #438875 - saintshenanigans (07/24/2014) [-]
I drink very light amounts of wine on holidays. otherwise, I don't really want to do anything.
#438874 - communistlover (07/24/2014) [-]
Alcohol, tobacco, pot, mushrooms, LSD, ketamine, opiates, 25I-NBOMe, DMT, cocaine, mdma, and heroin. Didn't shoot it up just freebased it.

I went down a dark path for a couple years. Thankfully, I've been 1 year sober from the opiates and such, and just about 6/7 months sober from pot and hallucinogenics.
User avatar #438876 - the one and only (07/24/2014) [-]
You.... you uh.... you took YOLO too literally.
User avatar #438868 - kibitzer (07/23/2014) [-]
Alcohol, tobacco, cannabis, mushrooms
#438865 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
Smoked a cigarette before and it was shit.
Smoked a few cigars, they're okay
Smoked pot plenty of times
Drank plenty of times
Tried dip but spit it out after a few minutes cuz it was shit.
User avatar #438867 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
American dip is shitty, glorious nordic snus is great though
User avatar #438871 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
I think they have dip similar to that here, with the little baggies around them.
#438861 - andyyy (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes I have done some druggggggs
As for tobacco
Cigaretes are nasty so I dont fuck with them
Same goes for dips
Swishers are ok
Hookah is da bomb
It's been quite a while since I done weed and I might be looking for jobs soon so I cant be fucking with that right now either
User avatar #438870 - kibitzer (07/23/2014) [-]
Hookah is great for clearing sinuses
User avatar #438872 - andyyy (07/24/2014) [-]
So I've heard
User avatar #438862 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
Hookah is gay, swishers are much better.
User avatar #438913 - ugottanked (07/24/2014) [-]
Hookah is best
#438863 - andyyy (07/23/2014) [-]
ursowrong
#438864 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
#438860 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
While we're on topic, has anyone tried Snus, AKA Dip?
User avatar #438873 - xxiixx (07/24/2014) [-]
Both my older brothers dip. I think it's gross personally.
User avatar #438853 - skittlesareepic (07/23/2014) [-]
Alcohol
User avatar #438852 - luxflamma (07/23/2014) [-]
None.
User avatar #438858 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
not even a sip of alcohol?
User avatar #438859 - luxflamma (07/23/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #438851 - xxiixx (07/23/2014) [-]
Alcohol, Cannabis, Tobacco
User avatar #438850 - nomora (07/23/2014) [-]
None
User avatar #438849 - aamann (07/23/2014) [-]
Does caffeine count? Cuz das it. I like soda.
User avatar #438943 - cosmicapprentice (07/24/2014) [-]
It does, it even has a mortality rate, but you'd need to drink like... quite a LOT of coffee to die from that.
User avatar #438848 - ikingdabsy (07/23/2014) [-]
Canabis, Alcohol and Tobacco
I'm a vanilla scrublord
#15267 - Do you still have that haricut This was me a year ago…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #15268 - unncommon (07/23/2014) [-]
Lol hell no. I have a normal hair cut. But yeah it motivates you to see old pictures of yourself.
#15265 - God, that ******* haircut  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #15266 - unncommon (07/23/2014) [-]
That picture was the first time that I realized I had no ass...or much muscle.
I've gained like 50 - 60lbs since then.
User avatar #15267 - lordketchup (07/23/2014) [-]
Do you still have that haricut
puu.sh/anQHl/d193b27c9f.jpg
This was me a year ago, sometimes i look back at it and think, "damn i was small"
User avatar #15268 - unncommon (07/23/2014) [-]
Lol hell no. I have a normal hair cut. But yeah it motivates you to see old pictures of yourself.
#438784 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#438513 - I can't into moon runes  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #438515 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
neither can I
it doesn't matter
the physical age is below them
#438511 - Aight thanks.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#438512 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
I found the picture I was looking for all along
User avatar #438513 - lordketchup (07/22/2014) [-]
I can't into moon runes
User avatar #438515 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
neither can I
it doesn't matter
the physical age is below them
#438509 - Isn't she 500 years old? Why does her body age like this?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #438510 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
Uh, well.

Her loli form is because she lost her powers when some vampirehunters stole her body parts. She was returned to her full power (adult) in Kizu, but Araragi pwned her butt so she was forced to live powerless in his shadow. The older her form is, the more power she has at the time.
User avatar #438521 - mysterykid (07/22/2014) [-]
Kizu when
#438523 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
never
#438511 - lordketchup (07/22/2014) [-]
Aight

thanks.
#438512 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
I found the picture I was looking for all along
User avatar #438513 - lordketchup (07/22/2014) [-]
I can't into moon runes
User avatar #438515 - mikli (07/22/2014) [-]
neither can I
it doesn't matter
the physical age is below them

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#13767 - lordketchup (12/15/2014) [-]
stickied by lordketchup
Comment Picture
#13765 - lordketchup (12/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by lordketchup
hello
User avatar #13868 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
eyo straya cunt
User avatar #13869 to #13868 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
im not a kangaroo mang
User avatar #13870 to #13869 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
but I heard u know where to fuk sum frogs
where do you sign up?
User avatar #13871 to #13870 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
my local forest
User avatar #13874 to #13871 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
brb, going to forest

So how ya doing?
User avatar #13876 to #13874 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
p cool, just stylan'
User avatar #13877 to #13876 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
watchu stylan?
User avatar #13878 to #13877 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
my life everyday
User avatar #13879 to #13878 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
awww shizzle
I bet u got dem weedizzle everydizzle
User avatar #13880 to #13879 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
i wish mang
User avatar #13882 to #13880 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Is k dood, is still coo
so wats new?
#13863 - flybager ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #13873 to #13872 - flybager ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
haha, oh wow!
That was really well done, I cannot stop laughing, please send help!
User avatar #13883 to #13873 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
HOOOOOLLYYYYYY **** i just fall of chair!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn'd ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you!! tips fedora, le any1 atheist? LOL

GOOD MEME

NO WAIT

GREAT MEME
User avatar #13881 to #13873 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
HE!11111!!! KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA **** MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughing XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX OMGOSH XDXXXXDDDDDDDDXXDD LOOOL ****** HOLY ******* I CANT STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN !!11!1
#13860 - amamiya (05/06/2015) [-]
youtube vet hva virkelig vitenskap er.
#13861 to #13860 - lordketchup (05/06/2015) [-]
det är BROSCIENCE
User avatar #13862 to #13861 - amamiya (05/06/2015) [-]
the only science i give any ***** about.
User avatar #13856 - greeling ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Listen here bud, I understand you joined only recently. I advise you read the stickies before posting your ******* stupid ass posts. ******* kill yourself. No, literally. Kill yourself. You are the most ******* annoying piece of **** I have ever seen. Please leave or just post normal, good posts. You are a ******* cumstain that leaked into their mothers vagina accidentally when she sat down butt naked on your dad’s sex doll, that’s why you’re such a ******* disabled tit. ******* die. You make me want to slam my head with a brick repeatedly until I die and enter an astral plane taking me to the other reality where ********* like you don’t exist. Go **** a cat because that’s the only pussy your tiny ******* pissdick will ever touch, you ******* retarded piece of **** . You are the kid that nobody talked to at school. I bet you ******* sat on ‘the friend bench’ all of your ******* depressing life and when somebody saw you there they probably ******* punched you in the face because you’re such a ******* fat chunk of puke you ugly ******* turd. Why haven’t you just killed yourself yet? Literally dude. If I was that autistic I would kill myself. Shouldn’t you be in your chemotherapy unit? Actually no, **** that. I hope you die of cancer in a corner and die.
User avatar #13857 to #13856 - lordketchup (05/03/2015) [-]
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
#13844 - devilspecter (04/08/2015) [-]
Long time no see, Katchup.
User avatar #13846 to #13845 - devilspecter (04/11/2015) [-]
How are you and what have you been up to lately?
User avatar #13847 to #13846 - lordketchup (04/11/2015) [-]
im aight, been doing normal school ****
User avatar #13848 to #13847 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
Sounds boring.
Nothing going on?
User avatar #13849 to #13848 - lordketchup (04/12/2015) [-]
nah not really, started training for military
User avatar #13850 to #13849 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
Do you want to die versus the Russians or something?
User avatar #13851 to #13850 - lordketchup (04/12/2015) [-]
yeah man
User avatar #13852 to #13851 - devilspecter (04/18/2015) [-]
The new situation with Russia is making me **** myself, and to make it worse, I might be drafted for the military soon.

What kind of branch are you in?
#13853 to #13852 - lordketchup (04/18/2015) [-]
not in yet

i thought norway had voluntary service
#13854 to #13853 - devilspecter (05/01/2015) [-]
I see. When do you hope to cum in?

lolno, does Sweden?
#13855 to #13854 - lordketchup (05/01/2015) [-]
next year, gonna try out for frogman in the amphibian corps

yep, it's voluntary. they get about 10,000 people searching each year but only 4,000 can join because very small budget
#13858 to #13855 - devilspecter (05/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure Tsuyu will join you to become a frogman.
It's Nugad's dream.

Ahaha **** , that's fewer than Norway.
#13859 to #13858 - lordketchup (05/05/2015) [-]
i don't even know what that means

yep, we only have an active personal of 20,000 people and 20,000 more people that are ready if war would happen
#13864 to #13859 - devilspecter (05/14/2015) [-]
Tsuyu = Newgod.
And Newgod now has a thing for frog girls...
Yeah, don't ask.

Lol wtf, really?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Armed_Forces
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Armed_Forces
You guys have a lot of reserves though.

I can send you articles of the politicians ******* up our military if you want.
I don't check the Swedish one though.
#13866 to #13864 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
oh what a fag

yeah well it's bigger than ours so don't complain
#13865 to #13864 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
oh what a fag

yeah well it's bigger than ours so don't complain
User avatar #13867 to #13865 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
**** doublepost
User avatar #13831 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
Motivation to Work Out 2014 - 25 min - Kygo Remix
gillar du tropical house?
User avatar #13832 to #13831 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
ja men passar inte i gymmet direkt
User avatar #13833 to #13832 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
Rob Bailey & The Hustle Standard :: BEAST :: Official Music Video sant vell spørs vell hva du trener,
her da.
User avatar #13834 to #13833 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
Push It To The Limit (scarface)

det här är den bästa för squats
User avatar #13835 to #13834 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
trener sjeldent bein siden jeg er ute og spiller fotball når jeg har tid,
hvor mye kg trener du på squats?
#13836 to #13835 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
kör en rehab vecka så endast 60kg, gjorde 90kg förrut
User avatar #13837 to #13836 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
rehab uke skal jeg aldri gjøre igjen spesielt ikke på biceps.
kunne trene med en arm på full styrke på maskin 12 reps hver hånd så begge,
eller 60 reps med begge hender hele veien.
nå tar jeg 6 reps per hånd så 10 med begge.
***** opp pullupsen og.
User avatar #13838 to #13837 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
jag var tvungen på grund av skada
har du vikt när du gör pullups?
User avatar #13839 to #13838 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
pleide å gå med 20 kg før men er på 10 kg men er omtrent det samme siden når jeg dreiv med 20 kg veide jeg 73.5 nå veier jeg 82.3
men trener pullups hver dag nå.
User avatar #13840 to #13839 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
bulkar eller?
User avatar #13841 to #13840 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
ferdig med det nå.
er å gå hardcore i gymmen nå med 30 piller hver dag.
#13842 to #13841 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
har deffat sedan januari själv, nära sex pack fan
har deffat sedan januari själv, nära sex pack fan
User avatar #13843 to #13842 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
kan få fram six pakken om jeg strammer som helvete men er fremdeles mye fett i magen,
blir endel roing og sykling.
skal prøve å få den tilbake før sommeren starter.
#13828 - greeling ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
LITTLE
User avatar #13819 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
Bork bork motherborker.
User avatar #13820 to #13819 - lordketchup (02/23/2015) [-]
fäggöt
User avatar #13821 to #13820 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
Hore.
User avatar #13823 to #13822 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
Sandneger.
User avatar #13826 to #13824 - amamiya (02/24/2015) [-]
hva betyr blatte?
#13827 to #13826 - lordketchup (02/24/2015) [-]
svensk slang för araber
User avatar #13825 to #13824 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
La en sulten karpatisk langhåret hunnulv suge pikken din, faen
User avatar #13818 - aangbingo (02/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13815 - leal (02/10/2015) [-]
PUSH
UP
THREAD
**leal used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**leal rolls 090**
User avatar #13817 to #13815 - leal (02/12/2015) [-]
**leal used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**leal rolls 262**
User avatar #13816 to #13815 - leal (02/10/2015) [-]
Well that's dissapointing.
#13814 - josuke ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
#13812 - greeling ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13813 to #13812 - lordketchup (01/22/2015) [-]
eat poo
#13791 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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#13793 to #13792 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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#13796 to #13795 - lordketchup (01/16/2015) [-]
oh sorry, i'll put on my socks
oh sorry, i'll put on my socks
#13807 to #13806 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
RIP ROCK
RIP ROCK
#13808 to #13807 - lordketchup (01/16/2015) [-]
are you bored?
#13809 to #13808 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
that and im drinking
that and im drinking
#13811 to #13810 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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