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lordketchup

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Gender: male
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Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Sweden
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I like to pick up heavy things and put them down again

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#291107 - fun  [+] (10 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #291109 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
I'll tell you the story of my 21st Birthday party. We sat down at the table. I drank 1/2 the bottle then walked to bed and fell asleep. End of drinking story.
#291118 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
You have the craziest stories, Rei.
User avatar #291119 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
The other time I got drunk (I've only been wasted twice, no three times) was much more interesting. I had made a mix of Rum, Gin, Bourbon and Scotch and drank 4 of em' in 1/2 an hour. Then we attempted to go to a club, but I was so drunk I couldn't make it so they took me back to the apartment, I then had a shower in which I bangaround the walls loudly because I couldn't keep upright. Then I went to bed and somehow woke up with a glass of gin in my hand. I then finished it off and got up and watched TV.
User avatar #291122 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
My drinking story: I consumed a light to moderate amount of alcoholic beverages, resulting in me being mildly tipsy. I stayed at that level for the night. Fin.

Oh, this one time I threw up because I drank too much too quickly.
User avatar #291124 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
> Throwing up from drinking

Fucking casual.
User avatar #291125 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
User avatar #291126 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
Puke? Wow gross dude.
User avatar #291129 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
What, you don't? Weird. joke
User avatar #291132 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
The joke that you like puke, or that not liking it is considered weird?
User avatar #291138 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
About liking it. I do not.
#291105 - probably not, i hope  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #291110 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/28/2013) [-]
You can use it on girls then.

Also, everybody is here is so young.
User avatar #291111 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
yeah

yeah
#291095 - such is the life of someone short  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#291096 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
Is a good life.
#291093 - 16  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#291094 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
God damn, everyone is only like one year older than me but everyone looks way older than me...

But once again, happy birthday friend!
User avatar #291163 - mindsculptorjace (11/28/2013) [-]
2 decades under my belt.
User avatar #291101 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
It always surprises me how young most of the people here are... It makes me feel old at a mere 21.
User avatar #291100 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
If you're 15 I'm 6 years older than you.
User avatar #291097 - sargentcucumber (11/28/2013) [-]
You don't look too young dude
User avatar #291095 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
such is the life of someone short
#291096 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
Is a good life.
#291087 - danke 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#291086 - thank you 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#291076 - i got a dildo by my friends as a birthday present today …  [+] (60 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
User avatar #291701 - ninjapiratewalrus (11/29/2013) [-]
Half a pack of crisps
#291303 - levidahastati (11/28/2013) [-]
Broken car keys.
User avatar #291240 - kyouko (11/28/2013) [-]
A fake ID that made me younger.
#291234 - skittlesareepic (11/28/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday

for the ITT, I got a small bottle of Jack Daniels when I was 15 or 16
I don't get odd presents it seems
#291170 - greeling (11/28/2013) [-]
Happy birthday dude.
Have a good one.

I don't think I get any weird stuff as presents.

Only birthday related image I have.
User avatar #291164 - mindsculptorjace (11/28/2013) [-]
Gilgamesh, wat are u doing?

Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh, stahp.

Happy birthday, jailbait.
User avatar #291139 - leal (11/28/2013) [-]
A used condom.
#291154 - elguso (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #291141 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
Learn to give yourself better presents leal.
User avatar #291149 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
oh yeah elguso I summon yee to issue warning about mr french man here.
User avatar #291152 - elguso (11/28/2013) [-]
you fucked up kid
User avatar #291144 - leal (11/28/2013) [-]
Eh?
#291121 - holsety (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm usually the guy who gives the weird stuff, I've never received anything weird
#291112 - ayewarney (11/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, I don't think I have had anything weird :L

Happy Birthday
User avatar #291123 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
thank you
#291103 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm 21 and the weirdest thing I've gotten for my birthday is Rum. I like Rum.
User avatar #291107 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
fun
User avatar #291109 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
I'll tell you the story of my 21st Birthday party. We sat down at the table. I drank 1/2 the bottle then walked to bed and fell asleep. End of drinking story.
#291118 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
You have the craziest stories, Rei.
User avatar #291119 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
The other time I got drunk (I've only been wasted twice, no three times) was much more interesting. I had made a mix of Rum, Gin, Bourbon and Scotch and drank 4 of em' in 1/2 an hour. Then we attempted to go to a club, but I was so drunk I couldn't make it so they took me back to the apartment, I then had a shower in which I bangaround the walls loudly because I couldn't keep upright. Then I went to bed and somehow woke up with a glass of gin in my hand. I then finished it off and got up and watched TV.
User avatar #291122 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
My drinking story: I consumed a light to moderate amount of alcoholic beverages, resulting in me being mildly tipsy. I stayed at that level for the night. Fin.

Oh, this one time I threw up because I drank too much too quickly.
User avatar #291124 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
> Throwing up from drinking

Fucking casual.
User avatar #291125 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
User avatar #291126 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
Puke? Wow gross dude.
User avatar #291129 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
What, you don't? Weird. joke
User avatar #291132 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
The joke that you like puke, or that not liking it is considered weird?
User avatar #291138 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
About liking it. I do not.
User avatar #291102 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/28/2013) [-]
Did they expect you to use it or something? Also, happy birthday.

I've never gotten anything that weird.
User avatar #291105 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
probably not, i hope
User avatar #291110 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/28/2013) [-]
You can use it on girls then.

Also, everybody is here is so young.
User avatar #291111 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
yeah

yeah
User avatar #291099 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
Some clothes for cross-dressing. Extremely lewd ones at that. And I do not cross-dress.
#291092 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
I've never gotten anything weird...

Happy Birthday though Ketchup! How old are you now?
User avatar #291098 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
This suprises me.
User avatar #291114 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
Well I always ask for normal stuff, and if I have a birthday party I don't have anything big so it's usually on just me and two of my friends hanging out. So there is a very small chance of me getting anything weird from my friends.
User avatar #291116 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
I tried to have a big birthday party, by that I mean 7 guests. No one showed up. Good fun.
User avatar #291117 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
Well shit....

I had a party not to long ago just for shits and giggles and 20 people came...I didn't even plan any of it but somehow it ended up at my house.
User avatar #291120 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
Was it fun?
User avatar #291104 - sargentcucumber (11/28/2013) [-]
I know, right?
User avatar #291093 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
16
#291094 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
God damn, everyone is only like one year older than me but everyone looks way older than me...

But once again, happy birthday friend!
User avatar #291163 - mindsculptorjace (11/28/2013) [-]
2 decades under my belt.
User avatar #291101 - wallbuilder (11/28/2013) [-]
It always surprises me how young most of the people here are... It makes me feel old at a mere 21.
User avatar #291100 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
If you're 15 I'm 6 years older than you.
User avatar #291097 - sargentcucumber (11/28/2013) [-]
You don't look too young dude
User avatar #291095 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
such is the life of someone short
#291096 - kaelthor (11/28/2013) [-]
Is a good life.
User avatar #291089 - elguso (11/28/2013) [-]
every sex toy bought out of irony is eventualy used for its intended purpose
User avatar #291085 - barkhorn (11/28/2013) [-]
A pretty big dick shaped cake.

It was the best thing ever.

Also, happy birthday.
User avatar #291086 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
thank you
#291082 - luppix (11/28/2013) [-]
#291078 - sargentcucumber (11/28/2013) [-]
Happy birthday mofo

For the ITT I got nunchucks from my uncle which I believe are illegal
User avatar #291087 - lordketchup (11/28/2013) [-]
danke
User avatar #291077 - samthediv (11/28/2013) [-]
dick shaped pasta and meatballs
User avatar #291079 - sargentcucumber (11/28/2013) [-]
Did you take pics of you eating it?
User avatar #291080 - samthediv (11/28/2013) [-]
No thatd be fucking retarded.
User avatar #291081 - sargentcucumber (11/28/2013) [-]
God damn et sammy!
User avatar #291083 - samthediv (11/28/2013) [-]
What?
"hey guise check out me eating dick pasta"?
Thats stupid.

Also, stop calling me Sammy
User avatar #291106 - Rei (11/28/2013) [-]
Okay bill
User avatar #291084 - luppix (11/28/2013) [-]
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#828464 - yuri is so boring, yuri-undertones ruins some shows for me  [+] (18 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #828581 - redclover (11/27/2013) [-]
based Riukanojutsu
saving the anime board one unflag at a time
User avatar #828593 - Riukanojutsu (11/27/2013) [-]
I am the hero we need but not the one we deserve.
#828526 - alleksi (11/27/2013) [-]
no wait what, seriously?

zahnrad, the fuck?
#828530 - alleksi (11/27/2013) [-]
gotta watch out for those tiny crudely drawn dicks too, right?

There are children here after all
User avatar #828549 - Riukanojutsu (11/27/2013) [-]
but thats a legit flag tho.
#828528 - alleksi has deleted their comment.
#828472 - cptsweatpants (11/27/2013) [-]
Less than 20 seconds to flag....
User avatar #828491 - redclover (11/27/2013) [-]
flagged and banned in less than 20 seconds for a comment that wasn't even that bad

maybe we shouldn't have asked for a moderator to look over our board
User avatar #828507 - cptsweatpants (11/27/2013) [-]
We have a mod now?
User avatar #828512 - redclover (11/27/2013) [-]
well I doubt anyone here flagged it
so there must be a mod watching us
User avatar #828479 - tanabata (11/27/2013) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #828489 - tanabata (11/27/2013) [-]
That page is filled with completely innocent images...
User avatar #828505 - cptsweatpants (11/27/2013) [-]
It's funny, because if you look carefuly, you notice you know most of the controversial bans.
#828487 - Ken M (11/27/2013) [-]
fj really has terrible mods, doesn't it...
User avatar #828476 - cptsweatpants (11/27/2013) [-]
Also why the fuck was it even flagged in the first place...
User avatar #828484 - tanabata (11/27/2013) [-]
Because its hideous?
User avatar #828501 - cptsweatpants (11/27/2013) [-]
It's wrong, but I can't argue with it.
#290403 - WoW, the youtube user SLAPPAYURFACE, alot of other youtube vid…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #290409 - ipostcp (11/27/2013) [-]
why was that flagged?
User avatar #290426 - cptsweatpants (11/27/2013) [-]
Because "Do you want to be a FJ mod? Just take this test!"
#290306 - i asked phanact about that, we can't ban *********** sadly  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #290310 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
;_;
#290302 - like?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #290304 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
I figured I could ban the "epic trollz" and shitposts from the anime board to see if we could make it less shitty
User avatar #290307 - phanact (11/27/2013) [-]
You couldn't.
User avatar #290309 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
Which is why I said I'd probably be removed anyways.
User avatar #290306 - lordketchup (11/27/2013) [-]
i asked phanact about that, we can't ban shitposters sadly
User avatar #290310 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
;_;
#290298 - Sounds pretty boring to be a mod  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #290301 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
I had my raisons for trying.
User avatar #290302 - lordketchup (11/27/2013) [-]
like?
User avatar #290304 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
I figured I could ban the "epic trollz" and shitposts from the anime board to see if we could make it less shitty
User avatar #290307 - phanact (11/27/2013) [-]
You couldn't.
User avatar #290309 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
Which is why I said I'd probably be removed anyways.
User avatar #290306 - lordketchup (11/27/2013) [-]
i asked phanact about that, we can't ban shitposters sadly
User avatar #290310 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
;_;
#290296 - Groovy music thread  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#290311 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/27/2013) [-]
Purdy smooth shit.

Snoop Dog - Who Am I (What's My Name) (uncensored  / dirty) If you can't get down to this then you have no rhythm.

Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove One of my favorite songs ever from one of the greats.

The Commodores-Brick House So smooth.

There are so many more. Love Rollercoaster by RHCP, Sugarfoot by Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears, just about anything by Earth, Wind and Fire, Thank You by Sly and the Family Stone, Play that Funky Music by Wild Cherry, Get Down on It by Kool and the Gang, etc.
User avatar #290303 - oshily (11/27/2013) [-]
#290271 - when i think about it that was pretty long ago  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #290272 - yeorgh (11/27/2013) [-]
Yes it was.
#290269 - Twisting Nether  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #290270 - ikingdabsy (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh, same Dabs#2949
#289478 - playing, actually*  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #289727 - ikingdabsy (11/26/2013) [-]
What server are you on again?
User avatar #290269 - lordketchup (11/27/2013) [-]
Twisting Nether
User avatar #290270 - ikingdabsy (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh, same Dabs#2949
User avatar #289480 - daragon (11/26/2013) [-]
Cool, I used too play that a couple of years ago.
#289476 - play wow  [+] (5 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #289478 - lordketchup (11/26/2013) [-]
playing, actually*
User avatar #289727 - ikingdabsy (11/26/2013) [-]
What server are you on again?
User avatar #290269 - lordketchup (11/27/2013) [-]
Twisting Nether
User avatar #290270 - ikingdabsy (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh, same Dabs#2949
User avatar #289480 - daragon (11/26/2013) [-]
Cool, I used too play that a couple of years ago.
#289359 - that's what im waiting for 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#289276 - really ******* cold and dry outside, but no snow yet  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #289300 - ipostcp (11/26/2013) [-]
its gunna sneak up on ya.
User avatar #289359 - lordketchup (11/26/2013) [-]
that's what im waiting for
#1053 - Yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
User avatar #1054 - Riukanojutsu (11/26/2013) [-]
Well the oldest show I watched is from the late 90s so i cant help you at all.

if you find anything let me know, im curious.
#1049 - Is there any good SOL that's older than the 90s?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
User avatar #1060 - thatnigger (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #1090 - Riukanojutsu (11/28/2013) [-]
>check it out
>seems good
>look at reccomendation
>non non byori
fuken mal
User avatar #1091 - thatnigger (11/28/2013) [-]
The Aria rec is right though, basically, it's Aria but the girls are androids. I guess the girl does live in the country side though so it's sort of a legit rec but not really.
User avatar #1055 - cptsweatpants (11/26/2013) [-]
Well you'd be able to find a lot of manga I bet, I'm sure there is some anime as well, but it won't be much.
User avatar #1050 - Riukanojutsu (11/26/2013) [-]
Was SoL even a thing before the 90s?
User avatar #1053 - lordketchup (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #1054 - Riukanojutsu (11/26/2013) [-]
Well the oldest show I watched is from the late 90s so i cant help you at all.

if you find anything let me know, im curious.
#289017 - i ******* got that i did a #realtalk 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#289013 - >english food >anywhere near good  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #289015 - skittlesareepic (11/26/2013) [-]
>sarcasm
User avatar #289017 - lordketchup (11/26/2013) [-]
i fucking got that
i did a #realtalk
#288991 - I do that in skype erryday  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#288999 - evilicious (11/26/2013) [-]
#827425 - Cabin in the Woods has girls with guns 11/25/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1

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#13767 - lordketchup (12/15/2014) [-]
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#13765 - lordketchup (12/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by lordketchup
hello
User avatar #13856 - greeling (05/03/2015) [-]
Listen here bud, I understand you joined only recently. I advise you read the stickies before posting your ******* stupid ass posts. ******* kill yourself. No, literally. Kill yourself. You are the most ******* annoying piece of **** I have ever seen. Please leave or just post normal, good posts. You are a ******* cumstain that leaked into their mothers vagina accidentally when she sat down butt naked on your dad’s sex doll, that’s why you’re such a ******* disabled tit. ******* die. You make me want to slam my head with a brick repeatedly until I die and enter an astral plane taking me to the other reality where ********* like you don’t exist. Go **** a cat because that’s the only pussy your tiny ******* pissdick will ever touch, you ******* retarded piece of **** . You are the kid that nobody talked to at school. I bet you ******* sat on ‘the friend bench’ all of your ******* depressing life and when somebody saw you there they probably ******* punched you in the face because you’re such a ******* fat chunk of puke you ugly ******* turd. Why haven’t you just killed yourself yet? Literally dude. If I was that autistic I would kill myself. Shouldn’t you be in your chemotherapy unit? Actually no, **** that. I hope you die of cancer in a corner and die.
User avatar #13857 to #13856 - lordketchup (05/03/2015) [-]
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
#13844 - devilspecter (04/08/2015) [-]
Long time no see, Katchup.
User avatar #13846 to #13845 - devilspecter (04/11/2015) [-]
How are you and what have you been up to lately?
User avatar #13847 to #13846 - lordketchup (04/11/2015) [-]
im aight, been doing normal school ****
User avatar #13848 to #13847 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
Sounds boring.
Nothing going on?
User avatar #13849 to #13848 - lordketchup (04/12/2015) [-]
nah not really, started training for military
User avatar #13850 to #13849 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
Do you want to die versus the Russians or something?
User avatar #13851 to #13850 - lordketchup (04/12/2015) [-]
yeah man
User avatar #13852 to #13851 - devilspecter (04/18/2015) [-]
The new situation with Russia is making me **** myself, and to make it worse, I might be drafted for the military soon.

What kind of branch are you in?
#13853 to #13852 - lordketchup (04/18/2015) [-]
not in yet

i thought norway had voluntary service
#13854 to #13853 - devilspecter (05/01/2015) [-]
I see. When do you hope to cum in?

lolno, does Sweden?
#13855 to #13854 - lordketchup (05/01/2015) [-]
next year, gonna try out for frogman in the amphibian corps

yep, it's voluntary. they get about 10,000 people searching each year but only 4,000 can join because very small budget
#13858 to #13855 - devilspecter (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm sure Tsuyu will join you to become a frogman.
It's Nugad's dream.

Ahaha **** , that's fewer than Norway.
#13859 to #13858 - lordketchup (9 hours ago) [-]
i don't even know what that means

yep, we only have an active personal of 20,000 people and 20,000 more people that are ready if war would happen
User avatar #13831 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
Motivation to Work Out 2014 - 25 min - Kygo Remix
gillar du tropical house?
User avatar #13832 to #13831 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
ja men passar inte i gymmet direkt
User avatar #13833 to #13832 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
Rob Bailey & The Hustle Standard :: BEAST :: Official Music Video sant vell spørs vell hva du trener,
her da.
User avatar #13834 to #13833 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
Push It To The Limit (scarface)

det här är den bästa för squats
User avatar #13835 to #13834 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
trener sjeldent bein siden jeg er ute og spiller fotball når jeg har tid,
hvor mye kg trener du på squats?
#13836 to #13835 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
kör en rehab vecka så endast 60kg, gjorde 90kg förrut
User avatar #13837 to #13836 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
rehab uke skal jeg aldri gjøre igjen spesielt ikke på biceps.
kunne trene med en arm på full styrke på maskin 12 reps hver hånd så begge,
eller 60 reps med begge hender hele veien.
nå tar jeg 6 reps per hånd så 10 med begge.
***** opp pullupsen og.
User avatar #13838 to #13837 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
jag var tvungen på grund av skada
har du vikt när du gör pullups?
User avatar #13839 to #13838 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
pleide å gå med 20 kg før men er på 10 kg men er omtrent det samme siden når jeg dreiv med 20 kg veide jeg 73.5 nå veier jeg 82.3
men trener pullups hver dag nå.
User avatar #13840 to #13839 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
bulkar eller?
User avatar #13841 to #13840 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
ferdig med det nå.
er å gå hardcore i gymmen nå med 30 piller hver dag.
#13842 to #13841 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
har deffat sedan januari själv, nära sex pack fan
har deffat sedan januari själv, nära sex pack fan
User avatar #13843 to #13842 - amamiya (03/23/2015) [-]
kan få fram six pakken om jeg strammer som helvete men er fremdeles mye fett i magen,
blir endel roing og sykling.
skal prøve å få den tilbake før sommeren starter.
#13828 - greeling (03/14/2015) [-]
LITTLE
User avatar #13819 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
Bork bork motherborker.
User avatar #13820 to #13819 - lordketchup (02/23/2015) [-]
fäggöt
User avatar #13821 to #13820 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
Hore.
User avatar #13823 to #13822 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
Sandneger.
User avatar #13826 to #13824 - amamiya (02/24/2015) [-]
hva betyr blatte?
#13827 to #13826 - lordketchup (02/24/2015) [-]
svensk slang för araber
User avatar #13825 to #13824 - amamiya (02/23/2015) [-]
La en sulten karpatisk langhåret hunnulv suge pikken din, faen
User avatar #13818 - aangbingo (02/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13815 - leal (02/10/2015) [-]
PUSH
UP
THREAD
**leal used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**leal rolls 090**
User avatar #13817 to #13815 - leal (02/12/2015) [-]
**leal used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**leal rolls 262**
User avatar #13816 to #13815 - leal (02/10/2015) [-]
Well that's dissapointing.
User avatar #13813 to #13812 - lordketchup (01/22/2015) [-]
eat poo
#13791 - oshily (01/16/2015) [-]
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#13796 to #13795 - lordketchup (01/16/2015) [-]
oh sorry, i'll put on my socks
oh sorry, i'll put on my socks
#13807 to #13806 - oshily (01/16/2015) [-]
RIP ROCK
RIP ROCK
#13808 to #13807 - lordketchup (01/16/2015) [-]
are you bored?
#13809 to #13808 - oshily (01/16/2015) [-]
that and im drinking
that and im drinking
#13783 - greeling (12/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13781 - lordketchup (12/30/2014) [-]
**lordketchup used "*roll 5, 1-99*"**
**lordketchup rolls 44**
**lordketchup rolls 38**
**lordketchup rolls 91**
**lordketchup rolls 24**
**lordketchup rolls 99**

if dubs we all get gfs next year
User avatar #13782 to #13781 - aangbingo (12/30/2014) [-]
You rolled dubs twice, it cancelled out.
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