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lordketchup

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Yes.
Youtube Channel: Yes.
Steam Profile: Same name
Consoles Owned: Yes.
Video Games Played: Yes.
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Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4948
Highest Content Rank:#2629
Highest Comment Rank:#452
Content Thumbs: 3847 total,  4811 ,  964
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Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 57.5% (575/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:6
Content Views:205878
Times Content Favorited:306 times
Total Comments Made:20534
FJ Points:9416
I like to pick up heavy things and put them down again

latest user's comments

#43 - Guy Gets Face Smashed By Prostitute After Nearly Blinding Her…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on what a gentleman +7
User avatar #44 - listerthepessimist (6 hours ago) [-]
Guy Gets Face Smashed By Prostitute After Nearly Blinding Her With Semen
#42 - cuz she's a dragqueen 6 hours ago on Europe +1
#32134 - Nah it's good 06/02/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#32094 - Something like that, don't remember 06/01/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#32093 - Yeh it's good 06/01/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#32043 - he's like 5'2 though  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #32081 - leal (06/01/2015) [-]
Thought he was 5'4
User avatar #32094 - lordketchup (06/01/2015) [-]
Something like that, don't remember
#32041 - tinytrip  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #32043 - lordketchup (05/31/2015) [-]
he's like 5'2 though
User avatar #32081 - leal (06/01/2015) [-]
Thought he was 5'4
User avatar #32094 - lordketchup (06/01/2015) [-]
Something like that, don't remember
#32033 - Mind sharing?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #32035 - marinepenguin (05/31/2015) [-]
First you start off by doing 3 sets of 10, with a combination of muscle snatches and loaded carries. Usually 10 yards equals one rep for loaded carries in this case.

Personally I do 3 snatches followed by a slow 20 yard walk, then turn around and immediately do it again.

Then you do a tri-set for shoulders. 3 movements hitting every part of the shoulders without rest.

I do lateral raises followed by front raises and then back flys. All for 12.

Short and sweet.
#31975 - 20% prob 05/30/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
#13899 - fag  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on lordketchup's profile 0
#13900 - greeling (05/30/2015) [-]
Keep posting meme images you fucker

Comments(140):

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#13767 - lordketchup (12/15/2014) [-]
stickied by lordketchup
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#13765 - lordketchup (12/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by lordketchup
hello
#13898 to #13897 - greeling (05/30/2015) [-]
Transcension
Transcension
#13900 to #13899 - greeling (05/30/2015) [-]
Keep posting meme images you 			******
Keep posting meme images you ******
#13884 - amamiya ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
when you see someone about the steal yo bench.
when you see someone about the steal yo bench.
User avatar #13885 to #13884 - lordketchup (05/28/2015) [-]
#fitnessmemes
User avatar #13886 to #13885 - amamiya ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Snart er eksamen over, hardcore gym days bare 20 dager unna.
User avatar #13887 to #13886 - lordketchup (05/28/2015) [-]
ska börja göra bodyweight skit ute i en park under sommaren
#13888 to #13887 - amamiya ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Har ingen parker hvor jeg bor men kan ta pull ups ute i skogen, men har tenkt å spille mye fotball for å gå ned i vekt og samtidig trene kondisjon før jeg søker til militæret.
Har ingen parker hvor jeg bor men kan ta pull ups ute i skogen, men har tenkt å spille mye fotball for å gå ned i vekt og samtidig trene kondisjon før jeg søker til militæret.
#13889 to #13888 - lordketchup (05/28/2015) [-]
Nice, vad sökte du?
#13890 to #13889 - amamiya ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Har ikke søkt ennå, men har tenkt å søke som fallskjermjeger.
#13891 to #13890 - lordketchup (05/28/2015) [-]
Tänkte också göra det men man måste jobba i ett år så det kommer ta ett tag, är det inte samma i Norge?
User avatar #13892 to #13891 - amamiya ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Søkeren må være fylt 18 år før opptaket starter.
Søkeren må ha godkjent vandel, dvs. ikke være dømt for straffbare forhold (registrert i doms- og bøteregisteret).
Søkeren må ha godkjent syn: Ikke være fargeblind eller fargesvak (karakter 9 fra sesjon).
Søkeren må bestå en normal synstest uten bruk av briller eller linser.
Laseroperasjon er OK, såfremt søkeren oppnår godkjent synstest.

Medisinsk seleksjon vil bli gjennomført, søkeren må bestå legesjekk.

Søkeren må bestå psykomotoriske prøver. Disse tar sikte på å måle kandidatens simultankapasitet og evne til problemløsning.

Søkeren må klare de fysiske minstekrav for grovuttaket som er:

Styrke
5 hang-ups (kroppsheving i bom)
30 push-ups (armhevinger)
35 sit-ups på 2 minutter
20 rygghev


Svømming 200m
(Antrekk: badebukse. Svømmebriller er ikke tillatt)
Tidskrav: 6 min.
Valgfri teknikk, stup-start.

Undervannssvømming – Fobi-test
(Antrekk: badebukse. Svømmebriller er ikke tillatt)

7 km landeveisløp med 15 kg sekk
(Antrekk: idrettstøy og joggesko)
Tidskrav: 49 min.
Testen gjennomføres på landevei.

Alle fysiske krav er absolutte minstekrav.
Avdelingen presiserer at søkeren bør klare minstekravene med god margin før oppmøte på grovuttak.

Kandidaten må fullføre opptaket.
Kandidaten må bestå opptaket. Dette avgjøres i opptaksråd ved FSK etter at opptaket er gjennomført.
dette er kravene for å søke og komme inn her.
#13893 to #13892 - lordketchup (05/28/2015) [-]
Hoppas det går bra för dig, kommer söka samma i framtiden
Det står inte mycket alls om våra jobb.forsvarsmakten.se/sv/vagen-in/befattningar/fallskarmsjagare/
User avatar #13868 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
eyo straya cunt
User avatar #13869 to #13868 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
im not a kangaroo mang
User avatar #13870 to #13869 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
but I heard u know where to fuk sum frogs
where do you sign up?
User avatar #13871 to #13870 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
my local forest
User avatar #13874 to #13871 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
brb, going to forest

So how ya doing?
User avatar #13876 to #13874 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
p cool, just stylan'
User avatar #13877 to #13876 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
watchu stylan?
User avatar #13878 to #13877 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
my life everyday
User avatar #13879 to #13878 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
awww shizzle
I bet u got dem weedizzle everydizzle
User avatar #13880 to #13879 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
i wish mang
User avatar #13882 to #13880 - tsuyu ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Is k dood, is still coo
so wats new?
User avatar #13873 to #13872 - flybager (05/17/2015) [-]
haha, oh wow!
That was really well done, I cannot stop laughing, please send help!
User avatar #13883 to #13873 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
HOOOOOLLYYYYYY **** i just fall of chair!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn'd ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you!! tips fedora, le any1 atheist? LOL

GOOD MEME

NO WAIT

GREAT MEME
User avatar #13881 to #13873 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
HE!11111!!! KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA **** MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughing XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX OMGOSH XDXXXXDDDDDDDDXXDD LOOOL ****** HOLY ******* I CANT STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN !!11!1
#13860 - amamiya ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
youtube vet hva virkelig vitenskap er.
#13861 to #13860 - lordketchup (05/06/2015) [-]
det är BROSCIENCE
User avatar #13862 to #13861 - amamiya ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
the only science i give any ***** about.
User avatar #13856 - greeling (05/03/2015) [-]
Listen here bud, I understand you joined only recently. I advise you read the stickies before posting your ******* stupid ass posts. ******* kill yourself. No, literally. Kill yourself. You are the most ******* annoying piece of **** I have ever seen. Please leave or just post normal, good posts. You are a ******* cumstain that leaked into their mothers vagina accidentally when she sat down butt naked on your dad’s sex doll, that’s why you’re such a ******* disabled tit. ******* die. You make me want to slam my head with a brick repeatedly until I die and enter an astral plane taking me to the other reality where ********* like you don’t exist. Go **** a cat because that’s the only pussy your tiny ******* pissdick will ever touch, you ******* retarded piece of **** . You are the kid that nobody talked to at school. I bet you ******* sat on ‘the friend bench’ all of your ******* depressing life and when somebody saw you there they probably ******* punched you in the face because you’re such a ******* fat chunk of puke you ugly ******* turd. Why haven’t you just killed yourself yet? Literally dude. If I was that autistic I would kill myself. Shouldn’t you be in your chemotherapy unit? Actually no, **** that. I hope you die of cancer in a corner and die.
User avatar #13857 to #13856 - lordketchup (05/03/2015) [-]
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
#13844 - devilspecter (04/08/2015) [-]
Long time no see, Katchup.
User avatar #13846 to #13845 - devilspecter (04/11/2015) [-]
How are you and what have you been up to lately?
User avatar #13847 to #13846 - lordketchup (04/11/2015) [-]
im aight, been doing normal school ****
User avatar #13848 to #13847 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
Sounds boring.
Nothing going on?
User avatar #13849 to #13848 - lordketchup (04/12/2015) [-]
nah not really, started training for military
User avatar #13850 to #13849 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
Do you want to die versus the Russians or something?
User avatar #13851 to #13850 - lordketchup (04/12/2015) [-]
yeah man
User avatar #13852 to #13851 - devilspecter (04/18/2015) [-]
The new situation with Russia is making me **** myself, and to make it worse, I might be drafted for the military soon.

What kind of branch are you in?
#13853 to #13852 - lordketchup (04/18/2015) [-]
not in yet

i thought norway had voluntary service
#13854 to #13853 - devilspecter (05/01/2015) [-]
I see. When do you hope to cum in?

lolno, does Sweden?
#13855 to #13854 - lordketchup (05/01/2015) [-]
next year, gonna try out for frogman in the amphibian corps

yep, it's voluntary. they get about 10,000 people searching each year but only 4,000 can join because very small budget
#13858 to #13855 - devilspecter (05/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure Tsuyu will join you to become a frogman.
It's Nugad's dream.

Ahaha **** , that's fewer than Norway.
#13859 to #13858 - lordketchup (05/05/2015) [-]
i don't even know what that means

yep, we only have an active personal of 20,000 people and 20,000 more people that are ready if war would happen
#13864 to #13859 - devilspecter (05/14/2015) [-]
Tsuyu = Newgod.
And Newgod now has a thing for frog girls...
Yeah, don't ask.

Lol wtf, really?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Armed_Forces
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Armed_Forces
You guys have a lot of reserves though.

I can send you articles of the politicians ******* up our military if you want.
I don't check the Swedish one though.
#13866 to #13864 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
oh what a fag

yeah well it's bigger than ours so don't complain
#13865 to #13864 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
oh what a fag

yeah well it's bigger than ours so don't complain
User avatar #13867 to #13865 - lordketchup (05/17/2015) [-]
**** doublepost
User avatar #13831 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Motivation to Work Out 2014 - 25 min - Kygo Remix
gillar du tropical house?
User avatar #13832 to #13831 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
ja men passar inte i gymmet direkt
User avatar #13833 to #13832 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Rob Bailey & The Hustle Standard :: BEAST :: Official Music Video sant vell spørs vell hva du trener,
her da.
User avatar #13834 to #13833 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
Push It To The Limit (scarface)

det här är den bästa för squats
User avatar #13835 to #13834 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
trener sjeldent bein siden jeg er ute og spiller fotball når jeg har tid,
hvor mye kg trener du på squats?
#13836 to #13835 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
kör en rehab vecka så endast 60kg, gjorde 90kg förrut
User avatar #13837 to #13836 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
rehab uke skal jeg aldri gjøre igjen spesielt ikke på biceps.
kunne trene med en arm på full styrke på maskin 12 reps hver hånd så begge,
eller 60 reps med begge hender hele veien.
nå tar jeg 6 reps per hånd så 10 med begge.
***** opp pullupsen og.
User avatar #13838 to #13837 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
jag var tvungen på grund av skada
har du vikt när du gör pullups?
User avatar #13839 to #13838 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
pleide å gå med 20 kg før men er på 10 kg men er omtrent det samme siden når jeg dreiv med 20 kg veide jeg 73.5 nå veier jeg 82.3
men trener pullups hver dag nå.
User avatar #13840 to #13839 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
bulkar eller?
User avatar #13841 to #13840 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
ferdig med det nå.
er å gå hardcore i gymmen nå med 30 piller hver dag.
#13842 to #13841 - lordketchup (03/23/2015) [-]
har deffat sedan januari själv, nära sex pack fan
har deffat sedan januari själv, nära sex pack fan
User avatar #13843 to #13842 - amamiya ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
kan få fram six pakken om jeg strammer som helvete men er fremdeles mye fett i magen,
blir endel roing og sykling.
skal prøve å få den tilbake før sommeren starter.
#13828 - greeling (03/14/2015) [-]
LITTLE
User avatar #13819 - amamiya ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Bork bork motherborker.
User avatar #13820 to #13819 - lordketchup (02/23/2015) [-]
fäggöt
User avatar #13821 to #13820 - amamiya ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Hore.
User avatar #13823 to #13822 - amamiya ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Sandneger.
User avatar #13826 to #13824 - amamiya ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
hva betyr blatte?
#13827 to #13826 - lordketchup (02/24/2015) [-]
svensk slang för araber
User avatar #13825 to #13824 - amamiya ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
La en sulten karpatisk langhåret hunnulv suge pikken din, faen
User avatar #13818 - aangbingo (02/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13815 - leal (02/10/2015) [-]
PUSH
UP
THREAD
**leal used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**leal rolls 090**
User avatar #13817 to #13815 - leal (02/12/2015) [-]
**leal used "*roll 1, 0-500*"**
**leal rolls 262**
User avatar #13816 to #13815 - leal (02/10/2015) [-]
Well that's dissapointing.
#13814 - josuke ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #13813 to #13812 - lordketchup (01/22/2015) [-]
eat poo
#13791 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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#13793 to #13792 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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#13796 to #13795 - lordketchup (01/16/2015) [-]
oh sorry, i'll put on my socks
oh sorry, i'll put on my socks
#13807 to #13806 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
RIP ROCK
RIP ROCK
#13808 to #13807 - lordketchup (01/16/2015) [-]
are you bored?
#13809 to #13808 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
that and im drinking
that and im drinking
#13811 to #13810 - oshily ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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