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#2123 - for anyone passing by, this is my new account 03/10/2013 on lordkatchop's profile 0
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briliant
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Cptketchup
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Mustard-dono
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#2126 - jettom ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
#2123 - lordkatchop (03/10/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/ketchoup

for anyone passing by, this is my new account
User avatar #2113 - jettom ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
why do you hate me? :(
User avatar #2114 to #2113 - lordkatchop (03/10/2013) [-]
i uh, what?
#2106 to #2044 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
very cool
very cool
#2085 to #2044 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
were they worth it?
were they worth it?
#2086 to #2085 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
idk, probably

I liked them, they ******* a lot.

C'est la vie
#2087 to #2086 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
RIP in peace
RIP in peace
#2090 to #2088 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
you're going to bury it?
#2091 to #2090 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Maybe.

I don't know if we have the utensils, but yea, I'll get round to it.
#2092 to #2091 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
you could use them as masturbation devices
#2093 to #2092 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
I'd rather not violate the corpse of my late chicken, thanks.


So what is happening with you? Other than youtube poopsies
#2095 to #2094 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Inspirational.
Inspirational.
#2096 to #2095 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
actually im listening through all of Vicetone's songs, and i was on that one when you asked
#2097 to #2096 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
You into that techno stuff then?
#2101 to #2100 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Watched any good films recently?
Watched any good films recently?
#2102 to #2101 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
Children of Men were pretty good, saw that awhile ago
you've seen it?
#2103 to #2102 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Nope, what's it about?
#2104 to #2103 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
it's 2030 something   
no one can have children anymore, the youngest person on earth is 18   
but then some woman gets pregnant and some 			****		 happens   
   
it's basically an apocalypse movie
it's 2030 something
no one can have children anymore, the youngest person on earth is 18
but then some woman gets pregnant and some **** happens

it's basically an apocalypse movie
#2065 to #2044 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
i've seen it about 3 times, still funny everytime

www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNpVq608dI you've seen this?
#2066 to #2065 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
oh god lol
oh god lol
#2067 to #2066 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
**** , didn't get notification
#2069 to #2068 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
it only does this to you
it only does this to you
#2071 to #2070 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
the not giving notifications thing
the not giving notifications thing
#2073 to #2072 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
hpw are ya?
hpw are ya?
#2074 to #2073 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh, you know, the usual.


Dark chicken is dead, light chicken is MIA presumed dead.
#2075 to #2074 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
what happened?
#2076 to #2075 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Either a fox or a cat killed them.

Probably a cat.

**** cats.
#2077 to #2076 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
they just walked around your backyard as a living?
#2078 to #2077 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
yea

But I liked them so it was k
#2079 to #2078 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
you fed them?
they didn't **** alot?
#2080 to #2079 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Yep I fed them. Yep, they did A LOT of **** .
#2081 to #2080 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
i can imagine the ********
you cleaned after them?
#2082 to #2081 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
lolnope

They were hardly there, but we will need to hose down the deck, it's a ******* mess.
#2083 to #2082 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
well goodluck with that, and that smell
well goodluck with that, and that smell
#2084 to #2083 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Didn't smell bad.

Probably because of the dispersion of **** over the garden.
#2046 to #2045 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
tfw I haven't seen the newest ep
#2048 to #2047 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
What about the one before?

and tfw my laptop's ******* up so I cannot torrent.
#2051 to #2050 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
it's great, i use it as phone background
it's great, i use it as phone background
#2052 to #2051 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Do you let the unblooded look at it?
#2054 to #2053 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
Wouldn't exactly help the 'anime is not porn' case.
Wouldn't exactly help the 'anime is not porn' case.
#2055 to #2054 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
too late for that
#2060 to #2059 - lobsternewburg (03/08/2013) [-]
That is humorous.
#2061 to #2060 - lordkatchop (03/08/2013) [-]
it's hilarious
#2023 to #1982 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
would you Red?
#2024 to #2023 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Yes I would red.
#2025 to #2024 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
would you Kotoura?
#2027 to #2026 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
would you Manabe?
#2028 to #2027 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Easy there sailor.
#2029 to #2028 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
would you old man?
#2030 to #2029 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
No.

Neither would I old priest guy.

I would maybe Kotoura mother.
#2031 to #2030 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
would you shortie?
#2032 to #2031 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
i aint no feg

Would you any of the aforementioned?
#2033 to #2032 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
everyone except for shortie and old man and old man priest
#2034 to #2033 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
I c

Have you seen black butler?
#2036 to #2035 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
I got bored of it after a while

But the main character traps on occasion.

is kul
#2037 to #2036 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
worth watching?
worth watching?
#2038 to #2037 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
maybe, I stopped watching because I went on holiday then didn't have motivation to restart.

The eps I saw were k
#2040 to #2039 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Pretty k

On a scale of k to kkk they are kk
#2041 to #2040 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
should watch then   
   
also, nighty
should watch then

also, nighty
#2042 to #2041 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Night night.
#2005 to #2004 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
do something fahnny for 2222


if you get it
#2006 to #2005 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Well alrighty then.

I am colour text now.
#2007 to #2006 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
i am too   
   
and white   
   
and this
i am too

and white

and this
#2008 to #2007 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
I want Kotoura text. >:(
#2010 to #2009 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
SEEN THAT EPISODE YET?
#2012 to #2011 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
***** u do not even.

New episode tomorrow.
#2013 to #2012 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
i will




tomorrow
#2014 to #2013 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
See that you do...
#2015 to #2014 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
and i will fukken enjoy it
#2017 to #2016 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
are you hyped?
#2019 to #2018 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
is there drama in latest one?
#2020 to #2019 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Not particularly. At the end bit after the credits there's a bit.

Not much progression with blue hair tits and short smart though.
#2021 to #2020 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
would you Blue?
#2022 to #2021 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Would I blue?

Yes I would blue.
#1985 to #1984 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
i got same text colour as Kotoura

no idea why
#1986 to #1985 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
lolwat

I hadn't even noticed.
#1987 to #1986 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
i didn't at first either
#1988 to #1987 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
So you just logged on and it was there?
#1989 to #1988 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
i noticed my old comments were also orange-y
#1990 to #1989 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
And you have no idea why it's orange?
#1992 to #1991 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
I see.

That picture is funny because cum.
#1993 to #1992 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
well, it's ecchi
well, it's ecchi
#1995 to #1994 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
Yosuga no Sora was good though
Yosuga no Sora was good though
#1996 to #1995 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
Never seen that.   
   
All I know was that SAO may as well have been one.
Never seen that.

All I know was that SAO may as well have been one.
#1997 to #1996 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
SAO wasn't ecchi
#1998 to #1997 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
'May as well have been'

Ass n titties close up all the time, Sugo does that thing when her hands are on her titties.

Is a fukn mess bro
#1999 to #1998 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
and the tentacle rape..
#2000 to #1999 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
And the licky lick of the tears

2000 get
#2001 to #2000 - lordkatchop (03/06/2013) [-]
another get you didn't do anything with
#2002 to #2001 - lobsternewburg (03/06/2013) [-]
The **** u want me to do?
#1932 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
***** THERE ARE CHICKENS IN MY GARDEN
#1958 to #1957 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Alright, chickens are roosting in a tree.

You?
#1959 to #1958 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
good i suppose, M&B is going smoothly well, almost too well
#1960 to #1959 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Killing le bandits?
#1961 to #1960 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
got a quest to kill some bandits, i did and got lotsa money   
then i used that to hire more mercenaries   
when i had alot of them i attacked some small villages and plundered the loot
got a quest to kill some bandits, i did and got lotsa money
then i used that to hire more mercenaries
when i had alot of them i attacked some small villages and plundered the loot
#1962 to #1961 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
And that's going too well?
#1963 to #1962 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
yes, i usually die
#1964 to #1963 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
You may as well take this for the collection.

It's true too.
#1965 to #1964 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
oh man, more screenshots
#1966 to #1965 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Wow.

Do you have the one about the guy and how he's playing pokemon and follows some cool kids around, and someone replies ''do you have legit autism''
#1968 to #1967 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh.

That one was funny.
#1969 to #1968 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
haven't read it, what's that?
haven't read it, what's that?
#1970 to #1969 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Some screencap off of 4chan, some guy is playing pokemon on his gameboy or something, then some kids think that he's weird, so he follows them and they get creeped out. Then they turn a corner and he feels like he's outsmarted them. Someone calls him out as having 'legit autism'
Some screencap off of 4chan, some guy is playing pokemon on his gameboy or something, then some kids think that he's weird, so he follows them and they get creeped out. Then they turn a corner and he feels like he's outsmarted them. Someone calls him out as having 'legit autism'
#1971 to #1970 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
i need to read that   
   
also, goodnight
i need to read that

also, goodnight
#1934 to #1933 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
**** if I know, they got in through the side gate of my house.

I also have a few pics of me with them.
#1935 to #1934 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
you'll cook them and eat them now?   
   
gimme
you'll cook them and eat them now?

gimme
#1936 to #1935 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
I love them, so maybe.

I'm shyyyyyyyyy
#1937 to #1936 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
already love eh?

gimmeeeeeeee
#1939 to #1937 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
The light coloured one's called Hermes, the dark one is Hachi.

shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#1940 to #1939 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
why those names?

come oooooon
#1941 to #1940 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Hermes because on the game Kerbal Space Programme the first rocket launch to make orbit was Hermes II

If I do, I'll delete it straight after, and you must give me your word that you will show no one.
#1942 to #1941 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
why Hachi?

deal
#1943 to #1942 - lobsternewburg has deleted their comment [-]
#1944 to #1943 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
oh, i remember that story

you took the pic yourself?
#1945 to #1944 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Nah, my brother did.

I took one of myself, it's kind of **** too though.
#1946 to #1945 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
now cook em

everyone thinks pictures of themselfs are ****

also brb for a short while
#1948 to #1946 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Seen the latest Kotoura?
Seen the latest Kotoura?
#1950 to #1949 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
But tsuuuuuuuun
But tsuuuuuuuun
#1951 to #1950 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
i keep forgetting...
#1953 to #1952 - lordkatchop (03/04/2013) [-]
imma play M&B   
i'll probably be back soon
imma play M&B
i'll probably be back soon
#1954 to #1953 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.

Have fun.
#1947 to #1946 - lobsternewburg (03/04/2013) [-]
kk

Yea well. ****** . I dun like it.

byebye
#1845 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Update on pone VN

This is art style.
#1926 to #1845 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
so how are you?
so how are you?
#1927 to #1926 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Fine, I whacked off earlier.

You?
#1928 to #1927 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
yuuuck

i found a electro artist i listen to before on FJ
#1907 to #1906 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
I knew you were gonna do that.   
   
   
BUT IT'S OUT OF CONTEXT
I knew you were gonna do that.


BUT IT'S OUT OF CONTEXT
#1908 to #1907 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
it's not that out of context
#1910 to #1909 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
one day i'll be able to use all these
#1911 to #1910 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
better watch what i say
better watch what i say
#1914 to #1913 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
i wiill have fun with these
#1916 to #1915 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
you like heresy eh?
you like heresy eh?
#1917 to #1916 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
YESILUBHERESY PLZ SCREENSHOT THIS QUOTE
#1918 to #1917 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
but that wouldn't be fun now would it
#1919 to #1918 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
That it would not.
#1920 to #1919 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
are you annoyed?
are you annoyed?
#1921 to #1920 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
No

Why do you ask?
#1922 to #1921 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
seemed like it, nevermind tehn
#1924 to #1923 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
just got that impression
#1886 to #1845 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
well, obviously those
#1887 to #1886 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
I can't really see them as being 'sexy'.
I can't really see them as being 'sexy'.
#1888 to #1887 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
handholding during sex fetish, cant help it
#1889 to #1888 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Whatever floats that boat of yours.
#1890 to #1889 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
you dont have any weird like that?
you dont have any weird like that?
#1891 to #1890 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Not really.   
   
I like it when they're embarrassed, but that kind of links with blushing.
Not really.

I like it when they're embarrassed, but that kind of links with blushing.
#1892 to #1891 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
humiliation?
humiliation?
#1893 to #1892 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Not so much.

Domination, a little.
#1894 to #1893 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
who's the one dominating?
who's the one dominating?
#1895 to #1894 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
'Not I'

said the lobster.
#1896 to #1895 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
even if she raped you?
even if she raped you?
#1897 to #1896 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Well if it were rape, I wouldn't very much enjoy it, would I?
#1898 to #1897 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
we,, rape situation, you know
#1899 to #1898 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
yea but   
   
I guess.
yea but

I guess.
#1901 to #1900 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
By hulking dudes?


Yeeaaa, no.
#1903 to #1902 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Not sure how that would work.   
   
And girls that I'm into wouldn't really do that.   
   
So nah.
Not sure how that would work.

And girls that I'm into wouldn't really do that.

So nah.
#1905 to #1904 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Then I don't wanna be straight.
Then I don't wanna be straight.
#1866 to #1845 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
what happens in it then?
#1867 to #1866 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
She collapses in the street and people crowd round her and Manabe's worried.

idk
#1868 to #1867 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
drama coming up i suppose
#1869 to #1868 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
eyup   
   
I like it.
eyup

I like it.
#1870 to #1869 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
i wonder if ther will be more Kotoura in swimsuit
#1871 to #1870 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Why would anyone want that?   
   
   
   
Said no lobster ever.
Why would anyone want that?



Said no lobster ever.
#1872 to #1871 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
beach OVAs when
#1873 to #1872 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
What are OVAs?

I never bothered to find out.
#1876 to #1875 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
you didn't even read
you didn't even read
#1877 to #1876 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Some **** about straight to DVD/video

i like the booty
#1878 to #1877 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
we all like booty
we all like booty
#1879 to #1878 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
booty and face best parts of female form
booty and face best parts of female form
#1880 to #1879 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
hands and booty
hands and booty
#1881 to #1880 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Hands?

And thighs too.
#1882 to #1881 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
yes, hands are hawt
yes, hands are hawt
#1883 to #1882 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Are they?
Are they?
#1885 to #1884 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
I guess if they're cute and feminine...
#1847 to #1846 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
I am determined to play it now.

Read this www.mangareader.net/taiyou-no-ie ?
#1848 to #1847 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
which pono are you gonna go for?   
   
nope, what is  this?
which pono are you gonna go for?

nope, what is this?
#1849 to #1848 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Either purple hair books, rainbow blue, or fancy white.

Some romance manga, it's kay
#1850 to #1849 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
fancy white?

i might read this
#1851 to #1850 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
dis one   
   
Apparently it's adorable. The girl's tsundere, the Kotoura kind.
dis one

Apparently it's adorable. The girl's tsundere, the Kotoura kind.
#1852 to #1851 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s13TGo33QXyY look what i found

well, i cant certainloy tell she's tsundere from the first few pages
#1853 to #1852 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
the fuuuuuuuuck   
   
Yeap.   
   
Seen the new Kotoura yet?
the fuuuuuuuuck

Yeap.

Seen the new Kotoura yet?
#1854 to #1853 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
so made   
   
nope, i haven't, yet
so made

nope, i haven't, yet
#1855 to #1854 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** is that?

WATCH IT, KOTOURA IS ESPECIALLY TSUN
#1856 to #1855 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
some guy on random board

how tsun?
#1857 to #1856 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Madness.

'I'm only doing this because it's your punishment, it's not like I want to be here with you, baka' Level of tsun.
#1858 to #1857 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
oh gawd, so much tsun
#1859 to #1858 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
It's glorious, and you get some blush with that tsun.
#1860 to #1859 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
the more blushing the better
#1862 to #1861 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
i need to watch it, i will tomorrow
i need to watch it, i will tomorrow
#1863 to #1862 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
The ending after the credits is weird and unsettling.
#1864 to #1863 - lordkatchop (03/03/2013) [-]
you watch those?
#1865 to #1864 - lobsternewburg (03/03/2013) [-]
Not usually, but this time I did because I spent my internets downloading this, and the episode was abnormally long (~26 minutes instead of ~23)
#1835 - dbdeano (03/02/2013) [-]
I can't get into the backup thread, life is hard.

Ask me something to say and I'll say it on Vocaroo with a manly Scottish accent.
#1836 to #1835 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
there's not many people there though

"the only diffident of wow and runescape is wows for peps hue have jobs"
some random youtube comment
#1837 to #1836 - dbdeano (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh.

Laptop microphone by the way.
vocaroo.com/i/s1CV0MPV6Q5e
#1838 to #1837 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
maybe like 7

< now this
#1841 to #1840 - dbdeano (03/02/2013) [-]
Can you say the same? I want to hear your sexy voice.
#1842 to #1841 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s0OAhJDSlGWm
my mic is very blowy, as you might hear
#1843 to #1842 - dbdeano (03/02/2013) [-]
Your voice sounds awesome.   
   
Sister wants on now, gotta go.
Your voice sounds awesome.

Sister wants on now, gotta go.
#1844 to #1843 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
oh yuss!

see ya
#1828 to #1787 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
it's Lucky Star wideface edition
#1831 to #1830 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
becuz luky star sucks loli dick

That looks adorable anyway.
#1833 to #1832 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Been a while since I watched some manime
Been a while since I watched some manime
#1834 to #1833 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
watch Rainbow then
#1808 to #1787 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
i was in stockholm all day today
i was in stockholm all day today
#1809 to #1808 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Doing wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
#1810 to #1809 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
my brother was going to buy a NES 8-bit, he asked me if i wanted to come, i was like "lolk"
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh.

So you weren't whacking Daryl off in a public toilet?
#1813 to #1812 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Does he have a sizable Johnson?
#1816 to #1815 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
i will   
   
also gonna play Mount and Blade now, see ya soon
i will

also gonna play Mount and Blade now, see ya soon
#1817 to #1816 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
And I'm gonna have a shower see you later.
#1818 to #1817 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
well, the game crashed, im back
well, the game crashed, im back
#1819 to #1818 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Is mount and blade some kind of nerd game?
#1820 to #1819 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
it's the perfect viking game

but yeah, sorta
#1821 to #1820 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Did you have fun?   
   
Most recent games I've played are F:NV and Black Ops   
   
			****		 I love fallout.
Did you have fun?

Most recent games I've played are F:NV and Black Ops

**** I love fallout.
#1822 to #1821 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
it's enjoyable running on a big field with a horse killing bandits
#1823 to #1822 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like it gets boring.
#1824 to #1823 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
it's not all that
#1825 to #1824 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Do you kil ppl?

Also, what is this from? It's 2cute5me
#1826 to #1825 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
lots of bandits ******

Hidamari Sketch
#1827 to #1826 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Nice.   
   
Is it good?
Nice.

Is it good?
#1790 to #1789 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
so now you both like tsundere more, but you're also a lolicon

das great
#1791 to #1790 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
nope   
   
Now can I no longer like Taiga.   
   
Mental fortitude and whatnot.
nope

Now can I no longer like Taiga.

Mental fortitude and whatnot.
#1792 to #1791 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
god damnit
god damnit
#1794 to #1793 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
cheeky cunt m8
#1796 to #1795 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
well that was very.. straight forward
well that was very.. straight forward
#1797 to #1796 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Pretty damn funny though.
#1798 to #1797 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
time to fap to some cp then
time to fap to some cp then
#1801 to #1800 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Now you're sounding like a certain specter of devil
#1802 to #1801 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
he has influenced me
#1804 to #1803 - lordkatchop (03/02/2013) [-]
i dont have any though
#1805 to #1804 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
And I should hope not.

Seen the latest Kotoura?
#1807 to #1806 - lobsternewburg (03/02/2013) [-]
Buht wai
Buht wai
#1719 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Kotoura-san~
#1774 to #1719 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
it is really english
it is really english
#1775 to #1774 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
I AM THE AUTHORITY ON WHAT IS ENGLISH HERE


yea, it is
#1776 to #1775 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
calm down, take your Taiga loli and leave
#1777 to #1776 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
tryin 2 damag my feelings?

I've stopped giving a pumpernickel.
#1778 to #1777 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
what does a pumpernickel mean?
#1779 to #1778 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Some kind of bread.

I was using it as a polite way of saying ' ***** .
#1780 to #1779 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
figured
figured
#1781 to #1780 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
I would defile Taiga
#1782 to #1781 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
we all would
we all would
#1784 to #1783 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
would you let her defile you?
#1785 to #1784 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Yes.   
   
Would you?
Yes.

Would you?
#1742 to #1719 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
what are you gonna do after school?
#1743 to #1742 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Hopefully, chemistry at university.
Hopefully, chemistry at university.
#1744 to #1743 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
and after that?
#1746 to #1744 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Make meth then get shot up by the police dunno, go into pharmaceuticals.
#1747 to #1746 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
first option sounds good
#1749 to #1747 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Sounds better to me too.
Sounds better to me too.
#1751 to #1749 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
folow ur drems
#1753 to #1751 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Yep.   
   
That's the life for me.
Yep.

That's the life for me.
#1756 to #1754 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
So how are you? Other than your obvious butt fun with Daryl?
#1762 to #1760 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Not really my type of music.

Which is strange, because I like a load of types of music.

That type of 'synthesised' music never really appealed to me.
#1765 to #1764 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Not particularly, sorry.

I know how annoying it can be when you like something and try to get someone else to like it.
#1767 to #1765 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
different strokes for different blokes i guess
#1773 to #1771 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Bloke.


Just sounds really English.
#1720 to #1719 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
haven't seen the latest
#1724 to #1723 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
eh, been busy with stuff
mostly Daryl
#1725 to #1724 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
okee then, I won't spoil it.   
   
   
Such aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas?
okee then, I won't spoil it.


Such aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas?
#1727 to #1726 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
What kind of stuff?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#1728 to #1727 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
just being with hiiim
just being with hiiim
#1729 to #1728 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Doing gay thiiiiiiiiiiiiiings?




Ainsley pics because I am giving him the veneration he deserves.
#1730 to #1729 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
in a way, yeees
#1731 to #1730 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
What kind of gay stuff~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
#1732 to #1731 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
nothing sexual saaaaadly

damn, that's a hollow cow
#1733 to #1732 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Well then that's no excuse for not watching Kotoura.

Carcass
#1734 to #1733 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
yes, it is
yes, it is

#1735 to #1734 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
It is only worth it if you did the sexy time.
#1737 to #1736 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Well have you been having fun?
#1738 to #1737 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
yes

what about you?
#1739 to #1738 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
Good.

lol **** no, life is so depressing and boring. I have such a routine that it's just mind-numbing. I spend most of my time just walking, eating, playing Call of Duty and waiting to die.
#1740 to #1739 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
you're 17 right?

also, walking you mean just taking walks sometimes?
#1741 to #1740 - lobsternewburg (03/01/2013) [-]
16

Yea, I just walk.
#1698 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
Hey.

Rather interesting conversation with lobster you had there, lol.
#1721 to #1718 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
I got a boner from reading it.
#1700 to #1699 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
So, what shenanigans have you been up to lately?
#1701 to #1700 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
all kinds of stuff, well, not really
school i suppose, weekend now though, **** yeah sleeping

what about you?
#1702 to #1701 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
Got up and went to Mcdonalds then just watched some anime and played some weird eroge where you play as a trap impregnating monstergirls.
Got up and went to Mcdonalds then just watched some anime and played some weird eroge where you play as a trap impregnating monstergirls.
#1703 to #1702 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
sounds like a comfy day
also, name?
#1704 to #1703 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
Yea it was.   
   
Don't know the name of it but here's the link    
sukebei.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&amp;tid=215904   
It takes some figuring out on how to play it but once you get it it's great.
Yea it was.

Don't know the name of it but here's the link
sukebei.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&tid=215904
It takes some figuring out on how to play it but once you get it it's great.
#1705 to #1704 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
guess i'll play this when i get around to it
#1706 to #1705 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
Have you played monstergirl quest 1 & 2? you might also enjoy those.
#1707 to #1706 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
nope, heard of it alot though
#1708 to #1707 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
You should give it a try, it was the best fap material I'd seen in ages.
#1709 to #1708 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
how long is it?
#1710 to #1709 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
About 5-10 hours for each one but depends on how fast you read and how much times you get raped.
#1711 to #1710 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
oh, you get raped often eh?
#1712 to #1711 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
Indeed, losing a fight means the monstergirl rapes you.
#1713 to #1712 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
so being raped just means you die basically?
so being raped just means you die basically?
#1714 to #1713 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
No, there's always sex and then some different outcomes depending on what monster raped you.
#1716 to #1715 - dbdeano (03/01/2013) [-]
Kept as a breeding pet/being ingested.
Kept as a breeding pet/being ingested.
#1717 to #1716 - lordkatchop (03/01/2013) [-]
i should play this soon
#1637 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Time remaining on Kotoura-san: 4 weeks 3 days
#1678 to #1637 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
i noticed it too late

would youlet her hold your hand?
#1679 to #1678 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Probably.

Would you give a reach-around to Daryl?
#1680 to #1679 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
i do not know what that means
#1681 to #1680 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Whilst you are fornicating with aforementioned Daryl, you 'reach around' to whack him off.
#1683 to #1682 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Would you suck his peenpeen?
Would you suck his peenpeen?
#1685 to #1684 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Would you swallow?
#1686 to #1685 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
if im already in the process of sucking, why not?
if im already in the process of sucking, why not?
#1687 to #1686 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
I have came in my own mouth before.
#1688 to #1687 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
i've tried   
but nope
i've tried
but nope
#1689 to #1688 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Did you do it in the upside-down position?

And it's salty.

And I swallowed.
#1690 to #1689 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
i've tasted my own, haven't came in it though

yes i did
#1691 to #1690 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
I did it for the sexual thrill

I can get the tip in, I just need to lose a little bit of fat around the stomach.
#1692 to #1691 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
is it worth it?
#1693 to #1692 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
lol I dunno   
   
I just need to know that I can.
lol I dunno

I just need to know that I can.
#1694 to #1693 - lordkatchop (02/28/2013) [-]
would you do it more if you could?
#1695 to #1694 - lobsternewburg (02/28/2013) [-]
Mebbe

It's not a very arousing position though.