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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: /Hammer_of_the_emperor/
Consoles Owned: a computer, kind of.
Video Games Played: Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War series, Warframe, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends
Interests: deep anal. lolis. master/slave relationships.
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:8/11/2015
Location:a basement
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I am a twenty year old floridian who runs a raffle group on steam. Brony, 40k fan, et cetera. I dabble in coding and enjoy playing games.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/starryraffle

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#45 - for agreeing with the person who told you that. thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on When the Memes are just right +1
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#46 - supervizor (08/11/2015) [-]
So the "Girl-on-girl is hot" trope is complete bullshit? This isn't exactly something new, you know? Straight men liking girl-on-girl has been going on forever.
#43 - m8 whoever told you that was autistic. you're doubly so for ag…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2015 on When the Memes are just right 0
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#44 - supervizor (08/11/2015) [-]
Whoever told me that... fucking everyone?

For agreeing with them? You mean disagreeing? So you can't have a discussion with someone and disagree without pressing the reds? Fucking grow up...
#857211 - Picture 08/01/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#857209 - fixing that camera?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#857210 - blackquill (08/01/2015) [-]
yes im doing that too
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#857212 - dndxplain (08/01/2015) [-]
and again on this account
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#857214 - blackquill (08/01/2015) [-]
i just took a guess it was you <3
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#857211 - lordgeneral (08/01/2015) [-]
#240 - no, I call this blue 03/16/2015 on It's Terminal 0
#8 - not sure how blue tho 02/10/2015 on MFW I saw my name was... +1
#10369264 - again, I'm american 02/02/2015 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
#146 - aside from the fact that I hate shemale? 02/02/2015 on A little bit of anatomy 0
#21 - I-I'm american  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on The cold tea never made me... 0
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#22 - dehnoobshow (11/05/2015) [-]
Hi American I'm from the future.
#5 - >not claiming that it's chef  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on RoR Wallpapers 0
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#6 - psdeath (02/03/2015) [-]
Chef is OP.

Wicked ring + Broken mirror + Beating Embryo (as many as possible) + At least 30% crit chance (3x Lens Maker's Glasses for example) =

1. Stand in the middle of horde of enemies
2. Activate Broken Mirror, get double effect
3. Use 'Second Helpings' followed by 'Dice/Mince'
4. Send out 27 meat cleavers in a circle
5. Instantly Crit like a motherfucker and reduce 'Second Helpings' cooldown to zero
6. Repeat step 3 to 5 for the 15 seconds broken mirror lasts.

You're now sending out pulses of 27 meat cleavers in a circle around you, absolutely murdering anything nearby.

Loader still best RoR.
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#7 - dndxplain (02/10/2015) [-]
yo, this is my explain account. feel free to add me on steam (you can find the link on my profile)
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#8 - psdeath (02/10/2015) [-]
And added you I have. I see you also like Nonon, you're a man of great tastes.
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#9 - dndxplain (02/10/2015) [-]
just remember, if anyone tries to tell you she's not best girl
let them know
there is nani to be sore

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#539 - kingxddd (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lordgeneral
Sticky me too
#540 to #539 - lordgeneral (03/16/2014) [-]
k
k
#949 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-]
This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizza and a single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
#948 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2015) [-]
Do you have that 4chan story of a guy and his niece. The guy later gets custody of his niece. It's a feely story.
#947 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
You might never notice this due to how you rarely if ever go to this account.
In hopes that you notice this in a week-long distance, have this.
#944 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/24/2014) [-]
hail
#945 to #944 - lordgeneral (09/27/2014) [-]
rain
#946 to #945 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/27/2014) [-]
Hale
Hale
#942 - andranadu ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
youre gay
#929 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to do this.
I'll remember to do this.
#930 to #929 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
<3 that's painful though
#931 to #930 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I won't bite yours~
#932 to #931 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually meant having a large round object sliding down your throat
that's how you get throat bruises
#933 to #932 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I want your large object sliding down my throat.
I don't care if it hurts me.
#934 to #933 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
that goes without saying my gorgeous boy~
#935 to #934 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
~
#916 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
tell you what

you find that mark of chaos banhammer gif ill consider skype
#917 to #916 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
you mean a banhammer pic from 40k mark of chaos, or the chaos undivided symbol
#918 to #917 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
&lt; this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
< this pic where 'banned' pops up as soon as he gets hit by the chaos warrior
#937 to #918 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Now get Skype.  lordgeneral
Now get Skype. lordgeneral
#938 to #937 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
ill look into skype just give me a quick brief on how it works

i have a ****** 2 degrees mobile and not keen on a million messages popping up on it
#939 to #938 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
All you need to know is to add people and chat/call them.
I prefer using skype for Gaming as steam voice chat is ****.
And most of my friends don't have phones yet have ipods that have Skype.
Just get it to make him shut up,at least.

#940 to #939 - redfummer (08/28/2014) [-]
is it a messaging thing online like yahoo messenger or a phone thing
#941 to #940 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Mix phone with messenger.
You can chat, then use voice call and video call.
#919 to #918 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
youtu.be/q0ygjD04vyU
feel free to listen to this while I look
#920 to #919 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
*twitches*
*twitches*
#921 to #920 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find it but I put up a thread on /r/ for it
#922 to #921 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
#923 to #922 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
at least I'm trying
#924 to #923 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
burn the world
#925 to #924 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
exterminatus, I know, I know
#926 to #925 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
or at least kill the worst one
or at least kill the worst one
#927 to #926 - lordgeneral (08/24/2014) [-]
do you not remember that that gif turned into him getting a handjob
#936 to #927 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hot.
#928 to #927 - konradkurze (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah and i remember his bitching about it being too sexual for FJ even though there was no nudity, just implied

#905 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here it is, I have the unfilled version.
#906 to #905 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
you can post that later o3o
#907 to #906 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
By later, do you mean now?
#908 to #907 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
if you so wish
#909 to #908 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
#910 to #909 - lordgeneral (08/10/2014) [-]
#903 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's that image you once saw as a recent download.
I'm using it now for reasons.
#904 to #903 - lordgeneral (08/09/2014) [-]
hot
#911 to #904 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel that this will be relevant.
I feel that this will be relevant.
#912 to #911 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
eh, I'm not that big
#913 to #912 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
The only thing I was able to insert were very small things.
And those things felt bigger when they were inside.
I look at dildos and say to myself "There's no ******* way that'll fit."
#914 to #913 - lordgeneral (08/16/2014) [-]
then I'll stock up on lube
#915 to #914 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I promise I'll stay nice and tight.