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lorde

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Gender: female
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: PC
Date Signed Up:3/13/2014
Last Login:7/30/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21716
Highest Content Rank:#8908
Highest Comment Rank:#6280
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Content Level Progress: 16.94% (10/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 128 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:3706
Total Comments Made:471
FJ Points:293
I am Lorde ya ya ya

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#3734 - **lorde used "*roll picture*"** **lorde rolled image ** 07/13/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#2654 - Comment deleted 07/09/2015 on Roll trips and a mod will... 0
#106 - i dont like you either  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on Facts are fat shaming +3
User avatar #112 - superflydog (07/06/2015) [-]
thats funny
#1583 - **lorde used "*roll picture*"** **lorde rolled image ** h… 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#37 - wait which video is this 05/18/2015 on de pussi master +4
#103 - I know this now... a year later... gosh I sure was aggress… 04/15/2015 on Justifications.avi 0
#370302 - shhhhhhhh 03/22/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#112 - haha **** sorry guys, I was thinking about SAT + writin… 03/20/2015 on Top Celebrity Facts! 0
#19 - and 1500 isnt that high of a score anyway...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Top Celebrity Facts! -20
User avatar #112 - lorde (03/20/2015) [-]
haha shit sorry guys, I was thinking about SAT + writing section, didn't mean to sound like a cunt!
User avatar #30 - damping (03/19/2015) [-]
Ya, you are right. I mean it is only the 95th percentile. Clearly not impressive.
User avatar #27 - dongers (03/19/2015) [-]
when she took it max score was 1600, it was updated in 2005
#300 - Picture 03/13/2015 on super happy murder fun time 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #67 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Sorry for all the mentions you probably got on my content
User avatar #51 - xgeneration (12/13/2014) [-]
i'd love it if you're willing to help me put up the posters
i have no printers that i can get my hands on right now,
User avatar #53 to #51 - lorde (12/13/2014) [-]
never mind. says 3 am....
**** man have you asked your neighbors and **** ??
User avatar #54 to #53 - xgeneration (12/13/2014) [-]
i've been walking and knocking every doors in my neighboorhood, more than 20, i lost count.
5 hours outside, planning to try again today.
User avatar #55 to #54 - lorde (12/13/2014) [-]
Yea, do so, I'll let my friends know, too.
He's a dark little puppy so daylight will definitely make it better.
Hope you don't live in the **** area of Haltom...
User avatar #56 to #55 - xgeneration (12/13/2014) [-]
Living in the apartment area right now, full of Mexicans and Viets.
That's why I'm even more worried
User avatar #57 to #56 - lorde (12/13/2014) [-]
LOL being racist is fun
I just hope the kids don't get to him, or, if he's still that tiny, that he hasn't gotten trapped anywhere in ditches and **** ..
User avatar #59 to #57 - xgeneration (12/13/2014) [-]
m8 if youre still there wanna go and help me spread his picture in real life later?
if it's convenience for you, i have nobody else that lives near me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - lorde (12/14/2014) [-]
oh **** m8 sorry I've been offline
I got it out to my friends and nearby family
but I've got to study for finals all of tomorrow, so Monday would be the best bet...
User avatar #61 to #60 - xgeneration (12/14/2014) [-]
its your choice to help or not i really don't mind
i just dont awnt to ask too much from a stranger im sorry
User avatar #62 to #61 - lorde (12/14/2014) [-]
lol! I really, REALLY want to help, that puppy is the cutest ******* thing ever

you need to get a tracker in that puppy soon as you get him back...
User avatar #63 to #62 - xgeneration (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure somebody took him
i lost him once already, but he sat still in one place until I came out
im just worried the person might be in my neighborhood since prior to all theese i put up a poster to give away some puppies since I had 8 of them
everybody wanteede to take him :\
User avatar #64 to #63 - lorde (12/14/2014) [-]
omfg

**** man.... totally just ruined my night. **** .
I hope you ******* find him. If someone's keeping him, they're an asshole.
User avatar #65 to #64 - xgeneration (12/14/2014) [-]
but tbh if you're willing to put up some posters for me, i wont know how to do much other than thank you, glad strangers still cares about other strangers.
User avatar #66 to #65 - lorde (12/14/2014) [-]
yea man, I will
message me what neighborhood youre in
User avatar #58 to #57 - xgeneration (12/13/2014) [-]
I hope so too :\
User avatar #52 to #51 - lorde (12/13/2014) [-]
Damn I don't either, all out of ink

when exactly did you lose him?
#21 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
**kissestotheworld rolled image**
User avatar #22 to #21 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
wait but why
#23 to #22 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #23 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
yea me too
#25 to #24 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
**kissestotheworld rolled image**
#26 to #25 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled image**
#27 to #26 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
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#28 to #27 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled image** what the **** is THAT supposed to me?!
User avatar #29 to #28 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
*roll pitcure*
User avatar #30 to #29 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
HA!
#31 to #30 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
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#32 to #31 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled image** I wont deal with your communazi ****
User avatar #33 to #32 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
**kissestotheworld rolled comment #9336726 ** :
they're probably gonna tell you something thats not even serious

you;ll feel like a pussy when you do
User avatar #34 to #33 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled comment #1 ** :
Pretty sure that's a leopard. Not a cheetah.
#35 to #34 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
**kissestotheworld rolled image** smae shiz
#36 to #35 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled image** your mom
User avatar #37 to #36 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
**kissestotheworld rolled comment #84 ** :
shut up morgan freeman i will stab you
#38 to #37 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled image**
#39 to #38 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #39 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
yea just snap me
User avatar #49 to #48 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
snape me
User avatar #46 to #39 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
finally. sweet dreams mofo
I gotta pack for vacation... might not answer for a few days </3
User avatar #47 to #46 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
its okay man

User avatar #44 to #39 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
why cant I reply to 40 and 41 D:
User avatar #45 to #44 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
bc too many okay i got to go but we will pick up next time ;)
User avatar #41 to #39 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
manlier than youuuu
User avatar #43 to #41 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
he hot
#40 to #39 - lorde (07/24/2014) [-]
**lorde rolled image**
#42 to #40 - kissestotheworld (07/24/2014) [-]
**kissestotheworld rolled image**
User avatar #20 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #9 to #8 - lorde (05/27/2014) [-]
but why
#10 to #9 - redfummer (05/27/2014) [-]
i see you running around thumbing **** down for no real reason
User avatar #11 to #10 - lorde (05/27/2014) [-]
haha someone is seriously asshurt! You should be used to it by now, though, faggot.
I thumb up far more than I thumb down. If I thumbed down your comment or content, it'd have to be seriously offensive or extremely retarded, which, by the way you're acting, must be a direct reflection of you.
Tits or gtfo, biotch.
#12 to #11 - redfummer (05/28/2014) [-]
see,
youre an asshole

< your theme song
Denis Leary - Asshole (Uncensored Version)
User avatar #13 to #12 - lorde (05/28/2014) [-]
And you're an ignorant nobody, who actually thinks he just trolled somebody.
Kind of hilarious, really.
Tell your mum I say hi
#14 to #13 - redfummer (05/29/2014) [-]
a troll calling me the troll
thats rich
User avatar #15 to #14 - lorde (05/30/2014) [-]
You are amusing.
#16 to #15 - bluefummer (05/31/2014) [-]
small things amuse small minds
User avatar #17 to #16 - lorde (05/31/2014) [-]
Yes, you're a prime example.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be 'trolling'.
#18 to #17 - baronoftrolls (06/02/2014) [-]
troll calling other people trolls

UWOT
User avatar #19 to #18 - lorde (06/02/2014) [-]
Glad the game's so easily played if I have no idea I'm 'trolling'

Lel
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought their song hard rock hallelulejah was kinda alright when I was a kid, but that was before I discovered the real heavy stuff : ) Silence and Nails is all I'm saying....
User avatar #2 to #1 - lorde (04/23/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #3 to #2 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Lorde is a band no
User avatar #4 to #3 - lorde (04/23/2014) [-]
Lorde is a person
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh.. ok. Nvm, apparently it was lordi
User avatar #6 to #5 - lorde (04/26/2014) [-]
Ahhhh
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