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lorddrake

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/29/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2592
Highest Comment Rank:#1001
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Content Views:42014
Times Content Favorited:134 times
Total Comments Made:7001
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Favorite Tags: tags (3) | u (2) | y (2)
I may be bad with English as it is not my first language.

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latest user's comments

#67 - you ******* son of a bitch 07/02/2015 on Hot pocket fresh out the... +6
#41 - Exactly what I was thinking 06/02/2015 on A horse had a nose bleed +3
#96 - Someone know how to do photo manipulation and I ******* … 05/29/2015 on Ent mutation 0
#28 - I'm up for it! Whatever the setting is, I'll probably… 04/07/2015 on Tabletop Quotes Comp 2 0
#46 - Accurate representation of Sif fight. 03/11/2015 on Feelfest 0
#48 - This is actually really good 03/01/2015 on The Winner Takes It All +3
#55 - Dat spoiler it's funny 02/23/2015 on True Story +1
#53 - I was talking about jacking off in general  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on True Story +1
#54 - lokkeduen (02/23/2015) [-]
yea, it was just to point it out to people that might think differently
#47 - I never said I would not have sex, just said that I find other… 02/23/2015 on True Story +1
#33 - Seriously, I understand this completely. Having sex a…  [+] (17 new replies) 02/23/2015 on True Story +9
User avatar #57 - anonywolftroll (02/23/2015) [-]
Dude, a music show/concert is the best thing on the world
#50 - lokkeduen (02/23/2015) [-]
jacking off is good for you. jacking off to porn which i'm asuming most of you do not so much
User avatar #53 - lorddrake (02/23/2015) [-]
I was talking about jacking off in general
#54 - lokkeduen (02/23/2015) [-]
yea, it was just to point it out to people that might think differently
User avatar #45 - italianfrosttroll (02/23/2015) [-]
Fuck you man I love going out to nice meals.
User avatar #34 - mathmanchris (02/23/2015) [-]
That's a mature point you view you got there but it lacks of understanding. For example, how do you prove your virility if you don't boink at least 2 women a day? Also, we real men need to appreciation of people we think are inferior because they have vaginas, let alone the people that really do have to have vaginas. See, my life evolves around having sex and more importantly, talking about having sex because I have not much to show for besides that.
#40 - casval (02/23/2015) [-]
>"mature point of view"
>"how do you prove your virility"
>"boink 2 women a day"
>"we real men"
>"inferior because they have vaginas"
>"my life revolves around having sex"

You're absolutely adorable.
User avatar #44 - mathmanchris (02/23/2015) [-]
You as a smart person did of course notice that I'm not being serious here, didn't you?
Just want to make sure...
User avatar #37 - slypenguinisme (02/23/2015) [-]
"maturity" and "boink" in the same sentence...hmmm
User avatar #38 - mathmanchris (02/23/2015) [-]
English isn't my first language, was either of these words inappropriate?
User avatar #39 - slypenguinisme (02/23/2015) [-]
No not at all. Just boink seemed a bit of an immature word to use. Your English is wonderful. Slang and all!
User avatar #41 - mathmanchris (02/23/2015) [-]
I like to "boink" sorry... , the word itself has something casual about it, almost innocent; not like many other words that have a harsh sound.

Thank you, your English is pretty good also .
User avatar #42 - slypenguinisme (02/23/2015) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #36 - whathappenedtofj (02/23/2015) [-]
You're both a complete pair of fuckwits and lorddrake, you're what's going wrong with the current generation. Technology is making us more and more isolated; I don't have sex regularly, and I enjoy masturbating and being alone, but holy fuck I'm not autistic enough to declare that sex is overrated and I'd rather not have it. What the fuck is wrong with you.
User avatar #49 - mathmanchris (02/23/2015) [-]
When I was younger, less experienced with women and less comfortable with myself I thought that I'd have to be in women's panties all day long. Like lorddrake said, sex is fun but it's not the meaning of life ok, technically it is, but let's not forget that we don't do it for its purpose , I refuse to have sex because some people expect me to have x amount times sex per week. I have a girlfriend of 5 years, we do it when we feel like it and can enjoy it, we're over the point where we had to have sex because it's evening and we're in our bed.
In my opinion, it is indeed overrated. Look at the media. Naked people all day, other folks being celebrated for having a lot of meaningless sex with strangers while being unable to maintain lasting relationships. People even boast or lie about their sexual activity. How is that normal? That's just sad.
#55 - lorddrake (02/23/2015) [-]
Dat spoiler it's funny
User avatar #47 - lorddrake (02/23/2015) [-]
I never said I would not have sex, just said that I find other activities way more pleasurable (like having a meal, seeing friends and playing music).

I simply don't have a high level of libido.

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#42 - lorddrake (01/23/2014) [-]
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#40 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
you want a piece of this?
keep it up and you're next!
we are watching you very closely, don't bother hiding we are in your friends list as well!
#27 - lorddrake (07/16/2012) [-]
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#18 - DoctorDinosaur (07/01/2012) [-]
BOOM! Darth Nihilus.
#19 to #22 - lorddrake (07/01/2012) [-]
That was rather unexpected.
#16 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
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Have an amazing day! ^_^
#17 to #20 - lorddrake (06/19/2012) [-]
You too! :D
You too! :D
User avatar #13 - TheGryphon (06/14/2012) [-]
For what reason did you remove me?
User avatar #14 to #17 - lorddrake (06/14/2012) [-]
I think I decided to remove people I just don't interact with. I never talk to you. I know it sounds cheap, but feel weird keeping people friends when I never do anything.
User avatar #15 to #18 - TheGryphon (06/14/2012) [-]
Well first off I'm never on thus account anymore. 2nd, you never try to talk to me. :V G'day sir.
User avatar #3 - Bryantgodin (03/14/2011) [-]
your avatar makes me laugh it gets funnier as i stare at it
User avatar #4 to #6 - lorddrake (03/14/2011) [-]
lolthanks, but do you know where it come from?
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