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#97 - talibanvoltorb (07/20/2011) [-]
SO have I been sold to Satan cause If so I am taking my followers.
#98 to #105 - lordcthulhu (07/21/2011) [-]
Satan is serving me.
#99 to #106 - talibanvoltorb (07/21/2011) [-]
I am starting to lose faith... You are not as I seen when I was sent as a harvester for you. Your losing you power of fear on your followers.....And I have no power anymore because of you.
#100 to #107 - lordcthulhu (07/21/2011) [-]
You dare question my ability?! I command a clone army of the greatest soldiers ever served on Earth! I am all powerful! I have destroyed all of my adversaries, every last one! Even my brother could not shine a light to my greatness! And you dare question your faith in me?! Even if you managed to destroy me and my army, I will just reincarnate myself and use the cloning machines that I have hidden all over space and time to restore my army to its past glory! If you decide to stay at my side, do not question my authority again. If you want to leave, my followers will bath you in your own blood!
#101 to #108 - talibanvoltorb (07/21/2011) [-]
I was generalship of that You need to login to view this link YOU FORGET THAT I KILLED The wizards who wanted your blood! That I captured Slender MANs Relm for you new mansion! I was the one who took america AND hooked you up with GAGA! I WAS THE ONE TO GAIN THE HUMAN TRUST! I was the one who gained you free! ME and now that you have everything I AM NOTHING! Nothing but a Harvester! You know your self I AM More Powerful then a Harvester! I am more powerful then all you Heralds. AND STILL I am nothing! NOTHING!
#102 to #109 - lordcthulhu (07/21/2011) [-]
After the world was mine I promised to give you everything that you ever desired. You would get power, money, and women that would fulfill all of your desires. You are throwing that away now. If you turn against me I will hunt you down to the ends of the universe. Where will you go after that? I will destroy you if you turn away now. But if you decide to stay, I will still reward you by letting you live out every sick desire you ever wanted. If you run away now, I promise that I will make it my life's mission to destroy you, and I will succeed. So, rethink your position.
#120 to #110 - soosay (07/22/2011) [-]
Yeah little did you know, That Dean is waaaay Greedy!
#109 to #110 - MaelRadec ONLINE (07/22/2011) [-]
how pathetic... i expected more...
#103 to #110 - talibanvoltorb (07/21/2011) [-]
I don't care about human desires I want more...I am hungry for the power you command I will not stay in this universe and love its pleasures I WANT MORE. I want the power you have, It should be MINE! Not yours MINE! I fought for it! I WANT IT! I don't fear your Hentai like powers! I have gained followers who also see as I See! He promised you any. And all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Well I want more I WANT to have the power you command and so do many others, We are hungry and human pleasure doesn't fill our belly's. I WANT More POWER Give Me The Power I Deserve!
#104 to #111 - lordcthulhu (07/21/2011) [-]
You know damn well I don't have "hentai" like powers! I am interested in your followers. Are they as smart as Albert Einstein and Nikolai Tesla? Are they brilliant military tacticians like George S. Patton and Erwin Rommel? Do they have the patience and skill of Simo Hayha and Vasily Zaytsev? Do they have the bravery of Alvin York and Yogendra Singh Yadav? Do they have the loyalty of the Brotherhood of Steel? Do they have the technology that most beings will not have in millions of years? If they do, then you might be able to shine a light to us. My best men will never abandon me, and that is all I need. I have cloning machings scattered all over, so in the event of a hostile situation which manages to decimate my entire army, which is a long shot, I will be able to restore it to its former glory in a few minutes. You may destroy my resources; slaves, materials, etc, but that problem is being solved just this second, my greatest scientists are researching cold fusion, turning water into pure energy. I'm sorry, but even if you somehow destroy my entire regime, I will reincarnate, I will be patient, clone more troops, create a grand army, until the world is once again mine. I hold all the cards.
#110 to #112 - MaelRadec ONLINE (07/22/2011) [-]
so many servants point to the fact that your weak...
#112 to #118 - lordcthulhu (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha! I just need to gain some more power. I was dead thousands of years in the Sunken city! I am just not up to my full potential. And it is always good to have insurance, and a pest exterminator.
#105 to #112 - talibanvoltorb (07/21/2011) [-]
Uhhhh Yeah! We have...That Stuff. (Cough). All the cards? I am the greatest mind you had! You may have all the evolutionary weapons you may need but I have created the greatest weapon known to this universe! I am now a human Sun! my source of power is the energy released from anti-matter. Anti-matter is is the same as normal matter except that the sub-atomic particles are the opposite charge. Therefore, anti-matter and normal matter cannot coexist without exploding. CERN recently made the first particles of anti-matter...apparently kept in in a magnetically charged vacuum to keep it from coming in contact with normal matter. Nuclear fission releases energy with 1.5% efficiency; anti-matter releases energy with 100% efficiency. One gram of anti-matter contains the same energy as the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. One droplet could power New York City for a full day. I am the first human anti-matter generator and reactor.I am a human A-Bomb I hold the Power of a billion imploding suns in my hands, I could easily stopped a meteorite the size of Arkansas from striking Earth using my great strength, I have enough strength to split the moon in two with one blow.I survived a 1 megaton atomic bomb exploding in his hands without suffering any type of damage. I have energy manipulation powers using anti-matter.And with all the magic I have gained in Hell I am as powerful as the god I served! and one of my follower so should fear, he has a army at the ready to take your head, MaelRadec sees as I do! MaelRadec is a Master of the Mystic Arts, He is one of the most powerful sorcerers in the world.He uses mystical energy invoked upon by spells/incantations or by the power of divine beings to manipulate forces of the universe. And his band of demons are as powerful! We have gained all the power we need!
#106 to #113 - lordcthulhu (07/21/2011) [-]
And yet I have defeated him before. You may be powerful, but you can still die. I have the power of reincarnation, I have the most powerful minds working for me, I have the most powerful military that doubles by the minute. Our technology is getting more advanced by the minute, technology that is millions, perhaps billions, of years ahead of you. There is nothing stopping me from killing you. You may have the power of a star but we have the technology to shield ourselves, and destroy even the strongest star. you cannot even fathom the advances we made. You cannot kill me, nothing can kill me now. I can reincarnate even with the most grievous of wounds. I gave you everything, but you decided to throw it away. You have made the worst, and last, mistake of your life. Nothing can stop me now. Nothing! If I die, I am reborn, more powerful. If my army dies, they are reborn, stronger. I have the technology to protect my men from the worst explosions, and to put out stars. I have already defeated MaelRadec and his army of demons, I have even turned him and his demons to my side. You think a Human-star can stop me now? Think again. Also, we did quite a bit of research on anti-matter. Did you forget about our team of scientists? The greatest minds of this dimension and mine? Well it just so happens that we have developed armor and weaponry that is invulnerable to anti-matter. It appears that your powers are useless against my forces.
#119 to #114 - soosay (07/22/2011) [-]
I bet you don't got the greatest Russian Super Solider in Existence in your list of killers! I am the greatest solider on this planet! Armor and not I will rip threw your armies like they were retarded school children!
#107 to #114 - talibanvoltorb (07/21/2011) [-]
I never said I was going to Kill you. I have gained the powers of hell. You can not forget my vast mental powers summoning supernatural beings, or using the powers of supernatural items. powers are a function of his ability to manipulate the ambient mystical energy of the Universe. I can channel the virtually unlimited energy of nigh-omnipotent mystical and non-mystical beings--known as Principalities--to empower his spells. This can take the form of stating what he wants to occur. This ability to be a conduit to multi-versal power sources .I am quite capable of utilizing power that is considered "black magic", I can absorb the power of even a cosmic or semi-deity entity. I also have a pact with Eternity allowing me to live as long as the Ancient One and others before him have. With all this I am not going to kill you. I am going to be known as a god! you can guess what I am planning to do with all my cosmic magical energy what I am capable of. Mortal science VS Cosmic Powers. You will see, I will kill you. and Become a god! Be prepared of one hell of a night.
#111 to #115 - lordcthulhu (07/22/2011) [-]
I thank you for having these powers. I will just move all of my demons and I to my realm, close off the realm, have my army wage war with you, you can't get any power from me or my demons, you may gain some power, but that was going to happen anyway. Most of my army in this world were people in this world with exponential fighting ability. They are not supernatural, not even Doctor Who, who is an alien. My army can crush you will I feed it reinforcements from the cloning machines. It may take a while but I am certain we will kill you.
#123 to #119 - talibanvoltorb (07/23/2011) [-]
How do you think to destroy the light? I am far beyond any school girl raping squid. I AM THE Light of this universe! I cannot be killed! I am as powerful as the maker of this universe!
#124 to #131 - lordcthulhu (07/23/2011) [-]
I. DO. NOT. ****. SCHOOL. GIRLS! So you are essentially part of this universe, yes? You cannot survive without this universe, yes? Well what if I can destroy this universe in one strike, how would you respond to that?