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#230 - same 02/28/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... 0
#100 - depends how well you do 02/27/2015 on Merely pretending 0
#97 - play with guys your rank and rank up with them, it's easier. o…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Merely pretending 0
User avatar #98 - samthediv (02/27/2015) [-]
But why am I not ranking up when beating people a higher rank?
Im not even getting carried either
User avatar #129 - clannadqs (02/27/2015) [-]
The game is based on a points system. When you get into a match the game tries to pair you up with a team of equal skill based off of the points. So let's say DMG is 1000-1100 points. You have two of them so you are at 2000 points as a team. Then throw in three nova fours at 500 points each and you are going to be at 3500 as a team. The game will try to find another team that is close to that number. The way you rank up is by beating TEAMS with a higher rating, not just winning being the lowest rank on your team. More than likely the other teams end up being all MGs or something so it's not an unfair game having two or three dmgs and novas. The way you rank up is what I said above and how well you do. Literally the only thing that matters is MVPs, that's it.
Also, my trigger is when I see novas making fun of silvers. Novas are just silvers with slightly better aim and don't troll as much. Other than that novas are pretty shit. You probably don't pick up on it, but I promise you when you play with your DMG buddies you bait the ever living fuck out of them. Happens to me every damn time I play with lower rank buddies. "Hey guys, let's do a B exec". Cue them all jumping around in tunnels waiting for me to take point and them hoping I land an entry. Also, another thing why you are nova and probably should belong there is due to the fact you are inconsistent. I have never met a nova that was consistent, ever. One game they might top me on my smurf, the next they could go 1-30. That right there is a huge fucking reason for novas being novas. Novas tend to end up only remembering that game where they topped me "lol, y am i not dmg now. I topped u dat one game". One more thing before I go. Another trigger (using it in a jokingly manner) for me is when I see kids getting carried every game to a certain rank then go off and do solo queues and bring the team down because they aren't actually that rank. Next game you play pay attention to how well you are doing. If you're not consistently getting above 40 points you shouldn't be at that rank. It never fails to amaze me when I have a four man queue and we all earned our rank by practicing aim, grenade spots, etc then some random fifth comes in and goes 3-20. So obvious he just begged his smurf buddies to carry him.
User avatar #100 - loopz (02/27/2015) [-]
depends how well you do
#95 - play with me, dmg  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Merely pretending 0
User avatar #96 - samthediv (02/27/2015) [-]
Haha
JK
Accually only nova 4
Its bullshit Ive not ranked up seeming as Ive been winning games with my DMG friends
User avatar #97 - loopz (02/27/2015) [-]
play with guys your rank and rank up with them, it's easier. or just carry in solo-q
User avatar #98 - samthediv (02/27/2015) [-]
But why am I not ranking up when beating people a higher rank?
Im not even getting carried either
User avatar #129 - clannadqs (02/27/2015) [-]
The game is based on a points system. When you get into a match the game tries to pair you up with a team of equal skill based off of the points. So let's say DMG is 1000-1100 points. You have two of them so you are at 2000 points as a team. Then throw in three nova fours at 500 points each and you are going to be at 3500 as a team. The game will try to find another team that is close to that number. The way you rank up is by beating TEAMS with a higher rating, not just winning being the lowest rank on your team. More than likely the other teams end up being all MGs or something so it's not an unfair game having two or three dmgs and novas. The way you rank up is what I said above and how well you do. Literally the only thing that matters is MVPs, that's it.
Also, my trigger is when I see novas making fun of silvers. Novas are just silvers with slightly better aim and don't troll as much. Other than that novas are pretty shit. You probably don't pick up on it, but I promise you when you play with your DMG buddies you bait the ever living fuck out of them. Happens to me every damn time I play with lower rank buddies. "Hey guys, let's do a B exec". Cue them all jumping around in tunnels waiting for me to take point and them hoping I land an entry. Also, another thing why you are nova and probably should belong there is due to the fact you are inconsistent. I have never met a nova that was consistent, ever. One game they might top me on my smurf, the next they could go 1-30. That right there is a huge fucking reason for novas being novas. Novas tend to end up only remembering that game where they topped me "lol, y am i not dmg now. I topped u dat one game". One more thing before I go. Another trigger (using it in a jokingly manner) for me is when I see kids getting carried every game to a certain rank then go off and do solo queues and bring the team down because they aren't actually that rank. Next game you play pay attention to how well you are doing. If you're not consistently getting above 40 points you shouldn't be at that rank. It never fails to amaze me when I have a four man queue and we all earned our rank by practicing aim, grenade spots, etc then some random fifth comes in and goes 3-20. So obvious he just begged his smurf buddies to carry him.
User avatar #100 - loopz (02/27/2015) [-]
depends how well you do
#93 - ur liek nover 1/2 lol  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Merely pretending 0
User avatar #94 - samthediv (02/27/2015) [-]
LEM tho
User avatar #95 - loopz (02/27/2015) [-]
play with me, dmg
User avatar #96 - samthediv (02/27/2015) [-]
Haha
JK
Accually only nova 4
Its bullshit Ive not ranked up seeming as Ive been winning games with my DMG friends
User avatar #97 - loopz (02/27/2015) [-]
play with guys your rank and rank up with them, it's easier. or just carry in solo-q
User avatar #98 - samthediv (02/27/2015) [-]
But why am I not ranking up when beating people a higher rank?
Im not even getting carried either
User avatar #129 - clannadqs (02/27/2015) [-]
The game is based on a points system. When you get into a match the game tries to pair you up with a team of equal skill based off of the points. So let's say DMG is 1000-1100 points. You have two of them so you are at 2000 points as a team. Then throw in three nova fours at 500 points each and you are going to be at 3500 as a team. The game will try to find another team that is close to that number. The way you rank up is by beating TEAMS with a higher rating, not just winning being the lowest rank on your team. More than likely the other teams end up being all MGs or something so it's not an unfair game having two or three dmgs and novas. The way you rank up is what I said above and how well you do. Literally the only thing that matters is MVPs, that's it.
Also, my trigger is when I see novas making fun of silvers. Novas are just silvers with slightly better aim and don't troll as much. Other than that novas are pretty shit. You probably don't pick up on it, but I promise you when you play with your DMG buddies you bait the ever living fuck out of them. Happens to me every damn time I play with lower rank buddies. "Hey guys, let's do a B exec". Cue them all jumping around in tunnels waiting for me to take point and them hoping I land an entry. Also, another thing why you are nova and probably should belong there is due to the fact you are inconsistent. I have never met a nova that was consistent, ever. One game they might top me on my smurf, the next they could go 1-30. That right there is a huge fucking reason for novas being novas. Novas tend to end up only remembering that game where they topped me "lol, y am i not dmg now. I topped u dat one game". One more thing before I go. Another trigger (using it in a jokingly manner) for me is when I see kids getting carried every game to a certain rank then go off and do solo queues and bring the team down because they aren't actually that rank. Next game you play pay attention to how well you are doing. If you're not consistently getting above 40 points you shouldn't be at that rank. It never fails to amaze me when I have a four man queue and we all earned our rank by practicing aim, grenade spots, etc then some random fifth comes in and goes 3-20. So obvious he just begged his smurf buddies to carry him.
User avatar #100 - loopz (02/27/2015) [-]
depends how well you do
#92 - #silverplays 02/27/2015 on Merely pretending +1
#10 - Why are you commenting on this, this was posted months ago. 02/02/2015 on thank mr skeltal 0
#524 - gggg 01/31/2015 on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
#1098579 - ***** beat me 01/02/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1098578 - Picture 01/02/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#72 - Listen carefully, skeleton! 12/31/2014 on Archery Tag 0
#66 - Good ol' Canada, the underdogs that are vastly overlooked but …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Rare historical war... 0
User avatar #100 - greyhoundfd (12/30/2014) [-]
That's because you were still British then.
User avatar #143 - donbionicle (12/30/2014) [-]
...but Canada trained its own military, only receiving the last bits of training in England before going over to continental Europe. The whole 'still British' thing applies to 1812, but definitely not after Confederation.
#6 - That's just the beginning  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on This gave me cancer bye +3
#8 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh it gets worse
User avatar #17 - applesdontpee (12/30/2014) [-]
.. what does that even mean?
#4 - Come back alive, god speed to you  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2014 on This gave me cancer bye +4
#5 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go
#7 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Fuck me this is bad
#18 - Silverboss (12/30/2014) [-]
Bruh..check your fb notifications
User avatar #6 - loopz (12/29/2014) [-]
That's just the beginning
#8 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh it gets worse
User avatar #17 - applesdontpee (12/30/2014) [-]
.. what does that even mean?
#2 - Search him on facebook, I can assure you it's not  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2014 on This gave me cancer bye +4
User avatar #3 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh geez i'm in for a wild ride
User avatar #4 - loopz (12/29/2014) [-]
Come back alive, god speed to you
#5 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go
#7 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Fuck me this is bad
#18 - Silverboss (12/30/2014) [-]
Bruh..check your fb notifications
User avatar #6 - loopz (12/29/2014) [-]
That's just the beginning
#8 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh it gets worse
User avatar #17 - applesdontpee (12/30/2014) [-]
.. what does that even mean?
#1137688 - source? 12/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#19 - Why would anyone favorite this  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on hogwarts 0
#38 - anon (12/28/2014) [-]
because its funny unlike your content, faggot
#23 - anon (12/28/2014) [-]
Don't judge people with brain damage, man.
#58 - Sound argument, kudos. 12/28/2014 on gta +1
#93 - omg cr1tikal is in the navy seals 12/27/2014 on admin navy seals copy pasta 0
#32 - Oh, thanks for clearing that up. 12/27/2014 on dumblr garbage 0
#29 - I can't really get what the last one's comeback is. Is it: the…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2014 on dumblr garbage 0
User avatar #33 - keiishiyama (12/27/2014) [-]
Blunt reference to the notion that girls who dress scantily/sluttily/showing any bit of skin at all deserve to get raped.
User avatar #31 - azumeow (12/27/2014) [-]
Rape/having sex while drunk because some retards call that rape.

"She was asking for it, she was barely wearing anything!"
User avatar #43 - teoberry (12/27/2014) [-]
i agree, it's not rape at all, but you're still a scumbag if you take advantage of drunk chicks if you're sober. if you're drunk go right ahead
User avatar #42 - teoberry (12/27/2014) [-]
>rape while drunk
>some retards call it rape


uhhhhh
User avatar #32 - loopz (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for clearing that up.
#73 - I like the new dark souls christmas update 12/26/2014 on Merry Christmas, Everyone! 0
#19 - My store owner can't be this cute! 12/25/2014 on Realization 0
#1021 - **loopz used "*roll cah answer*"** **loopz rolls Jailbait.*… 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#1017 - **loopz used "*roll cah answer*"** **loopz rolls Blow Up Bi… 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0

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#412 - loopz (04/02/2014) [-]
Model is complete! Pics 1/3
User avatar #415 to #414 - ashikoki (04/02/2014) [-]
It looks pretty damn sexy, not going to lie.
User avatar #416 to #415 - loopz (04/02/2014) [-]
We lost some stickers so it's not as cool as we wanted it to be. If we had more time, we would have stenciled it and added more stuff. It was fun building it though so I enjoyed it thoroughly.
#413 to #412 - loopz (04/02/2014) [-]
2/3 The pics are somehow flipped, whatever.
User avatar #406 - ashikoki (03/31/2014) [-]
Bought "Space Engineers" I think I might regret it later.
User avatar #407 to #406 - loopz (03/31/2014) [-]
MAH ***** ! That is honestly such a fun game. We should play it together when we both have the chance.
User avatar #408 to #407 - ashikoki (03/31/2014) [-]
Of course! I found out how to play some now :3
User avatar #409 to #408 - loopz (03/31/2014) [-]
It's really fun going into survival with a large ship and blowing it up by a large asteroid. I did that and it made a Dead Space feel to it. Some lights were off and some were on while there was gravity and no gravity at certain parts. The flashlight and sounds only made it more eerie.
User avatar #410 to #409 - ashikoki (03/31/2014) [-]
But are there enemies?
User avatar #411 to #410 - loopz (03/31/2014) [-]
No there aren't, but other players could be your enemy.
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