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#50 - BITCH I MIGHT BE 07/26/2013 on It could work. 0
#3 - Kind of looks like Batman from The Dark Knight Returns which w… 07/25/2013 on Batman on a Budget 0
#11 - It is but 2 is much more fun especially with the bone horn, me… 07/24/2013 on The Mare on the Moon by... +1
#9 - Are people who are Bronies.....also fans of Robot Unicorn Attack?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on The Mare on the Moon by... 0
#12 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Not everypony.
User avatar #10 - neonbrony (07/24/2013) [-]
I dont know, Its a fun game but I would say I am a fan
User avatar #11 - lonewolfjericho (07/24/2013) [-]
It is but 2 is much more fun especially with the bone horn, metal wings, and fire mane.....I am not a brony but I just wanted to know. 2 and Heavy Metal are both awesome
#29 - I'd hit it  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Comic Con Nerds +3
User avatar #59 - virtigo (07/19/2013) [-]
Too bad it would regenerate
User avatar #70 - masdercheef (07/19/2013) [-]
Too bad? Just think, the regeneration would mean infinite stamina.
User avatar #148 - virtigo (07/20/2013) [-]
It was kind of a casual joke.
#32 - I bet people are now going to call the prince an ass for not s… 07/19/2013 on A regular fairy tale +1
#45 - *Tiger Roars* AAAH!!!! HE'S ANGRY 07/19/2013 on steve irwin 0
#23 - Yeah I defended Trayvon Martin but it's not because he's black… 07/19/2013 on How to put out a fire +1
#14 - No it's scripted. It it was fake then accidents wouldnt' happe… 07/19/2013 on Wrestling 0
#48 - New Unicorn Boxers For The Lonely brony Fan. You pr… 07/18/2013 on Title -1
#12 - Yeah Wrestling is SO Fake. <Pain from This Past Su…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Wrestling 0
User avatar #13 - ScottP (07/19/2013) [-]
It is fake thought. Accidents just happen sometimes.
User avatar #14 - lonewolfjericho (07/19/2013) [-]
No it's scripted. It it was fake then accidents wouldnt' happen. Scripted means the matches are predetermined. Fake means that they don't hit each other at all and no one gets hurt.
#13 - I am naming my kid Instant Hell Murder aka Akuma's Shun Goku Satsu 07/18/2013 on Poor jihad +1
#26 - MFW This thing is still floating around. 07/18/2013 on Can't Simmer the Zimmer 0
#17 - Wow, another post about black people loving Fried Chicken,. Wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on How to put out a fire +5
#20 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Defended Travyon and is taking offence to this post instead of skipping. You can't hide what's outside.
User avatar #23 - lonewolfjericho (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I defended Trayvon Martin but it's not because he's black, I defended him because all Zimmerman had to do was keep his ass in his fucking car and leave the child alone but no, he had to be a fucker and get out and start shit. If he minded his damn business, this whole trial and murder would not have happened. This is the kind of thing that happens when people be fucking nosy.
User avatar #19 - naldibesti (07/19/2013) [-]
too bad this award wont last after the 2nd millenia
#34 - Weed is not a drug, it is a plant. It just grows like that. No…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on tumblr: disappointing -3
#40 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
opium is also a plant, not arguing just belittling that plant statement. which is true, but just you know.....belittling
#38 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Cocaine is not a drug, Nicotine is not a drug, opium is not a drug, heroine is not a drug, all of these come from plants.
#37 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
So if i chew on a coca leaf its not a drug, but if i was to ingest the same amount of cocaine that was chemically pure then it would be?

Is caffeine a drug? i have pure caffeine. I understand where you coming from, but really. mushrooms are just a fungus and they are definitely drugs. Oh, if you just happen to eat them some crazy shit happens.
#1024 - Yeah it's a tragedy blah blah blah the fact still remains that…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY -3
#1114 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
well if there had been a bunch of crime in your area and someone suspicious was walking around would you want your neighbor to look the other way or keep an eye on him...... the fast still remains that lil shit attacked someone that night and lost his life for it. he could have kept walking away from zimmerman and when zimmerman lost it and shot him in the back zimmerman would be locked up for life and if martin lived he would have a huge check when they got done sueing and collecting all the government handouts he can get.
#1017 - I am probably going to get thumbed down for this but we all ca…  [+] (39 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY -31
#2636 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
That whole "hurr durr he just had Arizona tea and Skittles what harm could that innocent little boy possibly do?" argument is fucking stupid. There is such a thing as fists and cement. Trayvon used both of them.
#1084 - Woodlock (07/14/2013) [-]
A few things you ignorant fuck:
1) Why call the cops before you're about to murder someone
2) Lets be honest, race IS related to crime, you're obviously going to be more suspicious of a black man because statistically minorities are the majority of criminals
3) Zimmerman had grass on his wet back and his face was beaten up, meaning he was on the ground after getting hit.
4) Have you ever heard of fists?
5) Martin wasn't a solid citizen at all, caught up in gang shit, terrible school record including several suspensions(one of which stealing jewelry)
6) If Zimmerman was intending to straight up murder the kid there wouldn't have been a struggle, he would've just shot him

It's so obviously self defense
#2836 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Posting as anon because fuck your shit.

Zimmerman approached Treyvon probably because he had the gun. If he was unarmed, he wouldn't have followed him.

He was looking for a fight so that he could get beat up, kill the guy, and then claim self defense. Getting beat up once is worth it if you really want to kill the guy.

My question is where do you draw the line?

Does self defense count when you see somebody that you think is threatening? What's the difference between somebody committing mass murder like columbine or aurora colorado and some paranoid person in florida that's armed, trigger happy and scared? If everything is a threat to you, what's the difference between murder and self defense?
User avatar #2830 - AquariusCyclone (07/14/2013) [-]
1) , 3), 6) So Zimmerman would have a claim for self-defense.
#2357 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Zimmerman was charged with resisting arrest and domestic violence prior to the case. I think that 17 year old Martin assumed he was being attacked after a man approaches him in the dark with a gun questioning him, so he fought back and Zimmerman shot him. And Zimmerman could have handled the event more gracefully and let the police take care of it while keeping a watchful eye on Martin.
#1154 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Self defence you beat someone up.

Shouldn't he at least get involuntary manslaughter? a guy is dead for throwing a few punches, taking out a gun and shooting a guy for that seems to me like excessive force no matter how you look at it.

Definitely not murder but manslaughter at the very least for a crime like this.
#2303 - devildogpratt (07/14/2013) [-]
no, Zimmerman was at risk of death or serious bodily harm at the hands of Trayvon, he had more than enough reason to defend himself.
#2843 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Then why not just go down that slippery slope and shoot anyone that disagrees with you?

You can easily escalate an argument into a physical fight. Then claim self defense when the point reaches 'risk of death and serious bodily harm' and shoot the guy.

Unless your argument is that not every argument leads to a fight. Which I suppose is acceptable, provided you just argued at each other until someone threw the first punch.
User avatar #1567 - weejer (07/14/2013) [-]
they got overambitious and wanted to please the public with the charge, if they went for manslaughter they probably would have convicted him
User avatar #1123 - cupotruth (07/14/2013) [-]

He shouldn't have confronted him I mean the case was circumstantial at best but still Zimmerman is not completely free of guilt.

I'm sure he didn't charge up with the intent to murder him but he still shot him and I believe that wasn't entirely necessary.

Also the the injuries were minimal mainly sustained from falling but hey who knows?

We weren't there.
User avatar #1137 - Woodlock (07/14/2013) [-]
Perhaps it was an overreaction, but I'm tired of people saying it wasn't self defense when its so painfully evident
User avatar #1149 - cupotruth (07/14/2013) [-]
Yes but from what I've gleamed it appears as is Zimmerman started it. Like I said he is no murder and Florida does have those "Stand Your Ground" laws but this is a collective screw up and the kid payed with his life the least Zimmerman deserves is a few years.
#2848 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Stand Your Ground laws should be made unconstitutional. Start a fight with anyone, wait for them to hit first, claim self defense, shoot and kill the person, never be found guilty.

Not sure if I would support mass murderers that used this tactic. If they killed the people that passed it for ironic justice, that'd be fine by me.
User avatar #1066 - kraykan (07/14/2013) [-]
from what i read, they got into a fight. now due to florida law, you allowed to defend yourself with a weapon if you believe your life is in danger. so zimmerman shot trayvon. the prosecutors had no real evidence of what happened, and could not bring enough evidence to convince a jury of manslaughter. While zimmerman may have stalked and or provoked trayvon, iit was determined that the shooting was was probably self defense. WE may never know what really happened, but i doubt it was so cut and dry.
#1065 - stonedplatypus (07/14/2013) [-]
How stupid can you get? There was tons of evidence that proved Zimmerman was innocent. I am seriously sick of people like you who blindly follow anything they're told instead of forming their own opinion based on the facts presented. I hope you become infertile so you can't spread your stupidity to the next generation.
User avatar #1093 - cupotruth (07/14/2013) [-]
Man slaughter was the charge that should have been pursued.

He did confront him and he knows he shouldn't have and then one thing led to another and someone ended up dead.

Don't act superior you're not jesus.
User avatar #1132 - stonedplatypus (07/14/2013) [-]
Not trying to act superior. Just pissed at how stupid some people can be when stuff like this gets blown out of proportion
User avatar #1139 - cupotruth (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah well there is still racial tension and the reason it became so big is because people were wondering if hate crimes would become a thing anymore. It was a normal confrontation with abnormal consequences.
User avatar #1147 - stonedplatypus (07/14/2013) [-]
Thats where I was going. Plus now Zimmerman's life is basically ruined. I would not be surprised if I heard about anymore repercussions because of the events that took place then.
User avatar #1081 - bluebocat (07/14/2013) [-]
dude chill
User avatar #1112 - stonedplatypus (07/14/2013) [-]
I can't. Sometimes the level of stupidity on this planet is too much. Not saying I'm perfect just that at least I (and others) can at least use our common sense every now and then
User avatar #1176 - bluebocat (07/14/2013) [-]
I've never paid close attention to the trial, and apparently so did the guy ranting, but I'm sure the evidence wasn't obvious in everyone's face. If so, shouldn't everyone believe Zimmerman is not guilty? This guy was just going on about what he believes should have been the verdict, but in an obnoxious way. I also agree that Zimmerman should have been guilty, but it's probably because of the media hyping up all the juicy parts. I'm just saying that you shouldn't get all hyped because of this guy.
User avatar #1210 - stonedplatypus (07/14/2013) [-]
The media does hype the juicy parts. its what gets more ratings and if that means that you leave out some parts, then thats whats going to happen. Zimmerman was found beaten and bruised with grass stains over his back, indicating an attack. The gun powder on the scene showed that Zimmerman had fired while on his back, aiming upwards towards Trevon's chest. This means that Trevon had been standing over Zimmerman at the time of the shot. The list goes on and on but I don't want to get into that. The truth is that the media has all rights to exclude any parts that they don't want to . As long as they tell the truth about the parts that they are reporting then technically they have done nothing wrong, but they are feeding a bias into us. Plus the fact that Trevon was black ignited the racial problem also.
User avatar #1248 - bluebocat (07/14/2013) [-]
With me being black and all, the incident back in February and the trial riled up my family undoubtedly. I was just following them blindingly and listening to biased radio stations. Automatically, I assumed that Zimmerman was guilty. But truly, i forgot all about this bullshit until recently.
User avatar #1061 - vegeta (07/14/2013) [-]
I think you did no digging into anything, and are just spouting off what your friends heard on the news. I've taken in, and looked up a lot of facts. From the facts I see, it was self defense, but zimmerman's own ignorance put him into the situation in the first place.
You keep spouting "skittles and tea" like it's making a difference. let me tell you, a can of arizona is a fucking great weapon IMO.
now let's look over another fact in which Trayvon actually was on top of zimmerman performing a ground and pound when he was shot.
The evidence points to that being the answer. the jury of peers(an unbiased selection of people) looked at all the evidence and concluded the same thing.
You can say what you want. everyone has a right to their opinion, but the only thing that is proven today, is that ignorance, is rampant in this world. but it's okay to be a fucktard as long as you are a fucktard within the law.
User avatar #1028 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
Because funnyjunk is filled with a bunch of racists. Just look through these comments, "good thing one last nigger to put up with"

A man killed someone and got away with it
I could hit someone with my car and go to jail for manslaugter but this guy didnt get shit
#1033 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh just shut the hell up.
User avatar #1039 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
No. Why don't you anonymous
User avatar #1060 - spoogle (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll tell him for you. Shut up, fag. And quit acting like your some transient high and mighty mother fucker who loves everyone and thinks we're all created equal. Wake the fuck up and live in this world, shit stain.
User avatar #1067 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
wake up and accept murder?

lol you morbid dickmouth
stop playing call of duty and show some respect for the dead
User avatar #1102 - spoogle (07/14/2013) [-]
Few things:

1.) I don't play CoD.
2.) I respect the dead who deserve respect.
3.) stop rimming Al Gore's ass hole and open your eyes to the way the world is. The way humanity is, has been, and always will be.
User avatar #1125 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
it will always be like this because of people like you that think its ok and dont stand up for people
User avatar #1144 - spoogle (07/14/2013) [-]
I can assure I've stood my ground for the people around me who needed me to do so. Trayvon was a punk, tried to act the way his convoluted life-style that devolved him made him think he had the right to do, and paid the ultimate price for it. If I heard that one of my friends attacked a police officer, and then was shot dead, I'd be saddened deeply, but the fact remains that he shouldn't have attacked him in the first place. If this world ever gets better, it will be because all the self entitled TRUE racists get shot to death by those of us who've had it with their shit.
User avatar #1151 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
implying that all police officers are good at heart

no, zimmerman was racist and profiled this 17 year old boy
he was going home with skittles and tea, and im sure definitely didnt want to be followed in the middle of the night
User avatar #1155 - spoogle (07/14/2013) [-]
Implying Trayvon wasn't a thug
User avatar #1163 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
implying zimmerman knew anything about trayvon to begin with

the things that ive done, i would be considered a little punk by todays standards too. and im a 17 year old white girl

doesnt mean i deserve to be shot in the chest walking home at night wearing my hood up
User avatar #1172 - spoogle (07/14/2013) [-]
You also probably wouldn't have attacked the guy and made him fight for his life.
User avatar #1178 - faggol (07/14/2013) [-]
ive been followed plenty of times. but i havent retaliated because frankly im not strong enough to even protect myself the slightest

im scared all the time and have to run away from it, trayvon wasnt scared
#2638 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Typical dumb ass mainstream high schooler.
#12 - looks like an obese Harry Potter minus the scar 07/13/2013 on How console gamers see... +2
#10 - it's not "It's falling out of my pocket already"…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Wait, I think I know this one -2
User avatar #13 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Are you a traffic sign?
Because stop.
#19 - sprok (07/14/2013) [-]
In picture form
User avatar #20 - pivotmasterdm (07/14/2013) [-]
Thank you, I've been looking for this.
#7 - Isn't Piccolo a Namekian which means he doesn't have a penis?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on dodge bitch! +3
User avatar #19 - pillowmeister (07/14/2013) [-]
you will infuriate rule 34 artists
#13 - Still not as glitchy as Superman 64 07/13/2013 on bought it for ps3 +2
#9 - I know..........I was hinting to where your gif came from 07/11/2013 on Do Fairies Have Tails? +1
#28 - Alucard can only be killed if he allows himself to be killed  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Place your bets +4
#32 - iwillrulenorway (07/11/2013) [-]
in the ova he becomes immortal at the end like completly existing in all realities and locations at once so now he cant even die if he wants to
User avatar #31 - hellzkirara (07/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was that he can only be killed by humans o.o
User avatar #35 - geranemo (07/11/2013) [-]
That was until the end when the Nazi LT. Schrodinger mixed himself into the blood that he was drinking from all the people he had killed. That is where it stopped in the manga but in the ova they took it a step farther and brought him back after 30 years. He had killed everyone in his body except LT. Schrodinger. He became invincible because not even Alucard could kill him. Because as long a LT. Schrodinger recognizes himself in any reality he can not die. Now Alucard has that power.
User avatar #62 - hellzkirara (07/12/2013) [-]
oooooooooooooh neat~ I'm currently watching the ova and after that will be reading the manga~ thanks for helping me understand :3
User avatar #63 - geranemo (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you need any questions, I will answer. It is the only Manga I got so involved in that I read the manga more times than i am proud of and I watch the ova to watch the fight scenes. I am here to help.
#3 - IDK But Angels wear Panties and Stockings. H…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Do Fairies Have Tails? +1
#4 - neverborn (07/11/2013) [-]
Those are fairies, not angels.
User avatar #9 - lonewolfjericho (07/11/2013) [-]
I know..........I was hinting to where your gif came from
#6 - hiddeninhat (07/11/2013) [-]
#11 - I'm not a valve fan. **** me, right?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on half life 3 +2
#14 - frostsalamander (07/11/2013) [-]
**frostsalamander rolled a random image posted in comment #180 at GearsofWar.gif ** this might fuck you
User avatar #15 - frostsalamander (07/11/2013) [-]
damnit -_-
#13 - europe (07/11/2013) [-]
If you insist
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#1 - elmarcocfc (09/10/2013) [-]
So I see you like Chris Jericho...
User avatar #2 to #1 - lonewolfjericho (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I am a fan of Jericho and wrestling in general been a fan since I could remember.
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