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Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
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    america!!!!!!! america!!!!!!!
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#131 - then this starts blasting  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on The End of the femaleader +1
User avatar #140 - dingdongpancakes (6 hours ago) [-]
this is my jam
#141 - > In ohio I'm going to find out where you were my … 08/28/2014 on A Christmas war on Feminazis +5
#16 - ******* carlos man also 10000000/10 would read again 08/27/2014 on War Declaration on femanazis -1
#74 - Planning to major in marketing hope to market bluesky c… 08/11/2014 on locate algebra error 0
#3185 - **lolzponies rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#37 - > ****** walmart springer with flashlight tape … 08/08/2014 on Fight Me In Real Life +1
#31 - I know how you feel 08/08/2014 on Fight Me In Real Life 0
#133 - 10/10 would take land yacht  [+] (13 new replies) 08/05/2014 on im a virgin +8
User avatar #137 - pilotdudeman (08/05/2014) [-]
>Land yacht

Never in 100 years could i think of a better way to call this type of vehicle
#157 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
It's actually a pretty common name for them.
#201 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2014) [-]
I had an early 90's Mercedes 190E that I used to call Titanic: King of the Land Yachts
#273 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
Aw, that's just a baby land yacht
#274 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2014) [-]
Haha ok, compared to US cars it's a baby but where I live A small 9 x 5 mile island it was a behemoth
#275 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
I could see where that would be considered large. Not quite as fun though
#277 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2014) [-]
I was only 18 at the time. Usually, in Europe, most 18 year olds are driving compact cars or coupes, at most, but it wasn't the biggest thing we have over here but considering the situation, it was. The biggest car I've seen on Jersey roads, other than semi's and Range Rovers, was probably a Ford F-150 pick up or a couple of Lambo's.

Big American cars are fun but not as much so on tight, twisty corners on narrow, bumpy roads. That's just a funeral waiting to happen.
#281 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
This was my first car. Different color but same model and year. Fortunately all the streets here are made with big trucks in mind. I actually miss driving that thing the engine recently crapped out , it was wonderful sitting up high and seeing everything around you. And honestly I was almost more comfortable parking that thing than I am parking my Kia Soul, assuming I was able to find a spot that the bus fit in.
#282 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2014) [-]
That's a bit of a beast haha. I used to drive my dad's mk2 Range Rover and loved it compraed to my first car, but I was the same, parking was a breeze because you can see everything around you.

And here we see the cultural differences between the US and the UK.

This is my first car. Ford Ka, 1.3ltr petrol engine smashing out a good 55+bhp probably about 30-40 by the time I was through with it . It was a surprisingly nippy little car, really good handling up to about 70mph through corners proper corners... European corners, not these poxy curves you guys have

#284 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
Also, I don't know about up in the northern part, but here in Texas a Range Rover isn't considered a big vehicle, haha. The Excursion I drove is actually on the shorter end for heavy-duty trucks, of which there are many and most have lift kits and large tires.
#283 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm surprised you made it up to 70 mph in that thing . We've got good corners too, the road to my grandparent's cabin looks like a proper rally course. Two full-sized trucks wouldn't be able to fit side by side without going off the road some. We just like our roads to be roomy most of the time.
#295 - xxmemosxx (08/06/2014) [-]
I made it to 99mph with a fat friend in the car but never made 100 as I raced the tits off of it which drastically reduced the performance. It definitely wasn't made to be driven like I drove it.

Haha I was only messing. There's a few roads in the US I want to drive when I'm allowed to get a Visa and get my driving license back Mullholland Highway looks like fun

Like I say, we have bigger cars than Rangies but it's pretty much the upper end of the scale, excluding semi's. Watching these things, fully laden, making it up 25% gradients on twisty roads is fun. My dad was a truck driver for a good 10 years and going to work with him was brilliant, the road is all yours. No one messes with semi's when they're in VW Polos and Ford Focus'
#299 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
That's how I feel whenever I would go back to driving the bus. Fortunately one of my other friends has a big truck and doesn't like driving himself when he can avoid it, so I usually get to drive it when we're going somewhere It's a refreshing change from my Soul, though it's not quite as easy to park because it's got a weird front end that reaches out pretty far past the tires.
#1916875 - Yuktobania has the best flag 08/04/2014 on Friendly 0
#1916847 - who the **** is ****** recolor?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Friendly +1
#1916856 - seniorawesomesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Anti-sonic turned green from the Master Emerald from the Archie Comics.
#1916896 - zeruaargi (08/04/2014) [-]
I found his theme song.

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#118 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
You have a lot to answer for.
User avatar #123 to #122 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
havent seen you on in awhile

wuzzap
User avatar #124 to #123 - lolzponies (07/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, how have you been?
User avatar #125 to #124 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
alright, has new headphones
User avatar #126 to #125 - lolzponies (07/28/2014) [-]
cool, my ipod all sorts of jacked up right now. The power button is stuck so I can't shut it off
User avatar #127 to #126 - garymotherfingoak (07/29/2014) [-]
well daum.. you may be able to open it up to unjam it.
User avatar #128 to #127 - lolzponies (07/29/2014) [-]
I fixed it, used this weird special help setting on the touch screen
#117 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
You like ponies? Are you homosexual?
User avatar #116 - elmarcocfc (11/08/2013) [-]
Take care <3
#115 - lolzponies (09/09/2013) [-]
hey thread
my laptop is kill
so i can't thread
<3 love you guys
stay safe
#110 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
what was the picture you posted.
User avatar #112 to #110 - lolzponies (08/18/2013) [-]
actually wait
stop trying hawke I know its you
User avatar #113 to #112 - Hawke (08/18/2013) [-]
I already found out what it was.

and I was accidentally logged out lol
User avatar #114 to #113 - lolzponies (08/18/2013) [-]
what no ban hammer on me yet?
I'm surprised honestly
User avatar #111 to #110 - lolzponies (08/18/2013) [-]
either post with your account or I won't give it to you
User avatar #109 - lolzponies (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done with the internet right now
all day its been
"since your not a fan of obama everything you say is wrong, and your a warmongering homosexual hater"
******* christ
I come on here for funny and jalopnik for cars
and people go and talk about obama and how communism is so much better than capitilism

if you guys need me for whatever reason
I'll be on my xbox
Gamer tag is spike mlp
just say your from friendly and your user name
later
#108 - mamalunarwolf Comment deleted by lolzponies [-]
#104 - mamalunarwolf (05/10/2013) [-]
NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SOMBRA'S TIGHT, OBSIDIAN BUTT

GOD DAMNIT
User avatar #119 to #104 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
hey, youre alive
User avatar #120 to #119 - mamalunarwolf (07/28/2014) [-]
Nah m8, got wrecked in Vietnam
User avatar #105 to #104 - lolzponies (05/10/2013) [-]
mission accomplished
#107 to #106 - lolzponies (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
#103 - lolzponies (04/26/2013) [-]
okay guys
I dun goof'd BIG TIME
and now I'm pretty sure its gotten me kicked off the throwing team.
So here's what happened.
I pretty much told most of the girls team (3 out of four)
to do what we're suppose to do before our coach gets there, our line drills
but they said no and cameback with "Well you skipped over a week of practice"
Bitch I wasn't feeling good those days
so after some more back and forth assholeness from both sides
I started to walkaway and one of the biggest bitches told our sprinting coach wha was going and I scream at her to **** off.
TL;DR
I got kicked off due to women not having the ablity to take a smart comment and my inablity to control myself
User avatar #102 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
#101 - tinyer (02/12/2013) [-]
Dude, are you into emo/pierced pics of Scoots?
User avatar #100 - lolzponies (12/11/2012) [-]
hey guys I'm not gonna be on till friday night
have to go to a funeral for my grand father
I know this is at a random part of the night and I'm gonna be on later
just for anybody who cared
laters
User avatar #99 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [-]
I can see what you write with my name in it
User avatar #97 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [-]
AND PLAYCOLT IS WHAT
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#87 - omegasoul (08/06/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I'M BETTER THAN THESE PEOPLE.
YOU CAN HAVE A MAGIC NECK THING FROM ME JUST MAKE THE TRADE AND IT IS YOURS.
ONLY THING I CAN GIVE YOU THOUGH THE INTERNET
#84 - rjake (08/06/2012) [-]
Happy birthday lovely.
Happy birthday lovely.
#83 - idontknoow (08/06/2012) [-]
Have a good one.
#82 - furiousmarshmellow (08/06/2012) [-]
MERRY KWANZA!
MERRY KWANZA!
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