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lolzponies

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:springfield ohio
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Comment Ranking:#12359
Highest Content Rank:#3607
Highest Comment Rank:#547
Content Thumbs: 3875 total,  6817 ,  2942
Comment Thumbs: 13506 total,  15385 ,  1879
Content Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 35.7% (357/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:243950
Times Content Favorited:217 times
Total Comments Made:12873
FJ Points:7632
Favorite Tags: the (6) | fuck (4) | game (3) | a (2) | im (2) | Jeep (2) | police (2) | ponies (2)

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    ... wtf nintendo ... wtf nintendo
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    hell fiucking yes hell fiucking yes
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    Spidy/pony comp Spidy/pony comp
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    Spring break Spring break
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    duh duh
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    Pony related shitchan Pony related shitchan
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    jews jews
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    Spiked punch Spiked punch
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    Pony haters stay out Pony haters stay out
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    if you get it if you get it
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    that nostalga that nostalga
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    Disco Pogo Disco Pogo
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    america!!!!!!! america!!!!!!!
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    punchline punchline

latest user's comments

#1335 - **lolzponies used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **lolzponies r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Let's play CAH, click to roll 0
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#1343 - lamballert (05/22/2016) [-]
**lamballert used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**lamballert rolls A defective condom.**
**lamballert rolls The Underground Railroad.**
#60 - more because PC players shut off ******* brush and grass and s… 04/24/2016 on War Thunder Review 0
#10 - **** 04/18/2016 on dOG 0
#7 - please apply .32 at 2.5 joule to skinnys balls 04/06/2016 on Airsoft story: Skinny +2
#194 - fly high honeybuzzer 04/04/2016 on Honeybee +1
#367 - there was about five seconds of almost total silence 03/13/2016 on Trump attacked in Dayton, Ohio +2
#362 - guy hopped the barrier behind him and tried to hit trump S…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2016 on Trump attacked in Dayton, Ohio +4
#366 - ronjeremysweiner (03/13/2016) [-]
fucking animals dude
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#367 - lolzponies (03/13/2016) [-]
there was about five seconds of almost total silence
#13 - I know gooby isn't understanding the sarcasim 03/07/2016 on Talking during sex +2
#5 - this from a thread on /mlp/ that 15 hours old ****** hell …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2016 on Talking during sex +22
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#6 - crixuz (03/07/2016) [-]
How did you know!?
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#13 - lolzponies (03/07/2016) [-]
I know gooby isn't understanding the sarcasim
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#8 - goobyman (03/07/2016) [-]
what do you think
maybe take his name and profile picture as a hint?
#114 - next time use a 2000 pound JDAM its far safer 02/17/2016 on NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP... 0
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#129 - garymotherfingoak (09/20/2015) [-]
You think we haven't ******* forgotten the massacre
#130 to #129 - garymotherfingoak (09/20/2015) [-]
apparently i brought this up last year

****
#131 to #130 - lolzponies (09/21/2015) [-]
******* what
I am so confused
#118 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
You have a lot to answer for.
#122 to #118 - lolzponies (07/28/2014) [-]
wat
#123 to #122 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
havent seen you on in awhile

wuzzap
#124 to #123 - lolzponies (07/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, how have you been?
#125 to #124 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
alright, has new headphones
#126 to #125 - lolzponies (07/28/2014) [-]
cool, my ipod all sorts of jacked up right now. The power button is stuck so I can't shut it off
#127 to #126 - garymotherfingoak (07/29/2014) [-]
well daum.. you may be able to open it up to unjam it.
#128 to #127 - lolzponies (07/29/2014) [-]
I fixed it, used this weird special help setting on the touch screen
#117 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
You like ponies? Are you homosexual?
#116 - elmarcocfc (11/08/2013) [-]
Take care <3
#115 - lolzponies (09/09/2013) [-]
hey thread
my laptop is kill
so i can't thread
<3 love you guys
stay safe
#110 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
what was the picture you posted.
#112 to #110 - lolzponies (08/18/2013) [-]
actually wait
stop trying hawke I know its you
#113 to #112 - Hawke (08/18/2013) [-]
I already found out what it was.

and I was accidentally logged out lol
#114 to #113 - lolzponies (08/18/2013) [-]
what no ban hammer on me yet?
I'm surprised honestly
#111 to #110 - lolzponies (08/18/2013) [-]
either post with your account or I won't give it to you
#109 - lolzponies (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done with the internet right now
all day its been
"since your not a fan of obama everything you say is wrong, and your a warmongering homosexual hater"
******* christ
I come on here for funny and jalopnik for cars
and people go and talk about obama and how communism is so much better than capitilism

if you guys need me for whatever reason
I'll be on my xbox
Gamer tag is spike mlp
just say your from friendly and your user name
later
#108 - mamalunarwolf
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#104 - mamalunarwolf (05/10/2013) [-]
NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SOMBRA'S TIGHT, OBSIDIAN BUTT

GOD DAMNIT
#119 to #104 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
hey, youre alive
#120 to #119 - mamalunarwolf (07/28/2014) [-]
Nah m8, got wrecked in Vietnam
#121 to #120 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2014) [-]
:c
#105 to #104 - lolzponies (05/10/2013) [-]
mission accomplished
#106 to #105 - mamalunarwolf (05/10/2013) [-]
:c
#107 to #106 - lolzponies (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
#103 - lolzponies (04/26/2013) [-]
okay guys
I dun goof'd BIG TIME
and now I'm pretty sure its gotten me kicked off the throwing team.
So here's what happened.
I pretty much told most of the girls team (3 out of four)
to do what we're suppose to do before our coach gets there, our line drills
but they said no and cameback with "Well you skipped over a week of practice"
Bitch I wasn't feeling good those days
so after some more back and forth assholeness from both sides
I started to walkaway and one of the biggest bitches told our sprinting coach wha was going and I scream at her to **** off.
TL;DR
I got kicked off due to women not having the ablity to take a smart comment and my inablity to control myself